@ShamanTheHedgehog yeah... ok. and you claim that that "vagina to the dick" joke was all you? fuck off you hypocrite. you talk about how 23million other ppl use the same joke over and over again, but you have no idea how many times i've seen that "vag to the dick" being thrown around. real fucking original.
But then a dragon terrorized my family and he would only stop if I stopped being an adventurer. So the only logical thing was to call his bluff and fight him. It was a long and bloody strife. I had the dragon on the verge of death, my partner drew his bow. I leaped in front of the dragon. He released the bowstring and the arrow soared through the air, striking me in my kneecap. I struck the dragon dead and fell to the ground. My adventuring days were over.
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Movie name?
swagsurferguy 10 hours ago
Jim Carrey took an arrow to his acting career.
jammamammaa 12 hours ago
jim carrey took a spear to the thigh... not an arrow
Zebrazilla 13 hours ago
I use to put in "But then I took and arrow to the knee" but then I .... found it not funny anymore...
Cody556789 14 hours ago
That's a spear to the upper leg.
onemanarmy675 15 hours ago
What happened to the 10,000,000 views?
w33zlmusic 15 hours ago
Like this if you noticed the "arrows" were actually spears :D
Krbydav328 18 hours ago
those must be daedric arrows...
ssgoko88 20 hours ago
i used to be an adventurer like you, but i took a spear to the leg.
B33st1ng 22 hours ago
Best actor!
ReeceYorkMusicTV 1 day ago
Are these Redguards or Forsworn?
darrouken 1 day ago
its funny because there spears and there in his thighs not his knees so excellent well done
DoMinater55 1 day ago
I laughed so hard at 0:12
Clonetrooper8900 1 day ago
I used to be an adventurer...and still am, because I equipped my bloody leg armor.
callofdeadly3 1 day ago
POLISH MY SPEAR!!
ScaredNub 1 day ago
Great...now everytime I see a Whiterun Guard passing by, all I will think about is Jim Carry screaming xD
joelouie222 1 day ago
jim carry makes everything better
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ImDaJugganaut22 1 day ago
jim carrey took an arrow to the thigh... not the knee
sporeman1331 1 day ago 10
@sporeman1331 meh, close enough
ryushokikijo 4 hours ago
@sporeman1331 So he kept being an adventurer?
terenas5 2 hours ago
As you can quite clearly see, that is not the knee, that is the upper thigh.. *nerd off*
epixzRAWR 1 day ago
Genius!
salkinpussel 1 day ago
laugh?
Abh19021 2 days ago
Propably nobody cares that this is a spear not an arrow :-)
BossPanzer 2 days ago
SOOO....Jim Carey are the guards? Cool.
arthegor 2 days ago
thats not his knee though.....
SlickGoHamBeatz 2 days ago
:33 I present to you the new troll face.
maxtheodoer 2 days ago
I used to take arrows to the knee... but then i took spears to the thigh and never looked back
hoogo89 2 days ago
@hoogo I used to take arrows to the knee...then i took a mace to the face.
INFERN0108 2 days ago
First time I seem a white guy taken down by a black guy .
ferretrene 2 days ago
I too got hit in the thigh and thought those were knees.
Halo1Light 2 days ago
anyone else notice they didn't hit his knee
FckYoCouch97 2 days ago
Jim Carrey took arrows in the knee before it was cool.
gamefreak1000000 2 days ago
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls!
Earliestthrone5 2 days ago
used to take an arrow to the knee, then I took an arrow to the head
darkown777 2 days ago
omffggg hahahah thumbs up for jim carry everyone!
kingdomhearts648 2 days ago
what film is that?
dragonbozzy 2 days ago
>>----(knee---->
M3GUS74 2 days ago
lmaoo ! love the laugh of those natives !!! hahaa
Purechaos50 2 days ago
lol a stupid person at 1:40 lololololololololol got ya
gilgarzajazz 2 days ago
I was going to make an arrow to the knee joke then i took a sledgehammer to the cock
xPuLSe98 2 days ago
It's in the bone, IT'S IN THE BONE!
HydraWolf1 3 days ago
People. Y U NO UNDERSTAND there is no "but" in the middle
hegemege 3 days ago
actually the spears are above the knee in the thigh so this video makes no sense
TTGReaper1994 3 days ago
Those are some primitive Redguard
0banon 3 days ago 56
@0banon Have you seen those redguard from hammerfell's swords.... They're curved... CURVED.
Exaltable 1 day ago
If you don't know what this movie is, you're what's wrong with the world.
Tsteve08 3 days ago
ace ventura? IS THE MOVIE!!!!!
DaBrianZone 3 days ago
i thought the forsworn by markarth were mor hostile O_o?
impwnuhard 3 days ago
isnt that the leg itself? not the knee?!?
reshiram09 3 days ago
Ace Ventura took arrows to the knee... Before it was cool.
abro3000 3 days ago 2
what movie was that again ? lol
PrettyboyJames0208 3 days ago
@PrettyboyJames0208 Ace Ventura when nature calls
GreatSeaProductions 3 days ago
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I used to be a knee like you, but then I took an adventurer to the arrow.
RCACman 3 days ago
Did anyone hear piehole?
TheAndycoll 3 days ago
Maybe that guy wouldn't have gotten an arrow to the knee if he took a chuck to the norris
NocturnalvZ 3 days ago
I knew what was going on the moment I saw Carey. Excellent.
maganashi 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
I used to read comments on youtube. Then I took a brain to the head.
spidinko 3 days ago
Ace Venturra 2...
acmefilms123 3 days ago
someone click on the CC button and turn the transkription ON
fromsovietrussia1 3 days ago
i used to be an adventurer like you but then i got a shop that sells armour to prevent arrows to the knee
mrxpcookie 3 days ago
@mrxpcookie shocking.
RyanHumpy 3 days ago
jim carey's best moment
THENOCK1366 3 days ago
its in the bone!!!!!! its in the bone!!!
thefallen4321 3 days ago
I used to be an arrow like you, then I took an adventure in the knee
MrNichtsEingefallen 3 days ago
Lies! That's a spear in the thigh, not an arrow in the knee!
LordAngus1992 3 days ago
I used to be bored like u then i took a skyward sword to the wii
shindashann 4 days ago
I used to think skyrim jokes were funny then I took a pussy in the dick.
AGreenWhiteRedA 4 days ago
i love jim carrey
tequillaaa 4 days ago
that's why there is no third Ave Ventura movie
SSBBMetaKnightboy 4 days ago
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Culturealimprovement 4 days ago
I used to be a Jim, and Carrey an arrow in the Knee.
StonerDanny420 5 days ago
I use to think arrow to the knee jokes weren't funny, and i still do
MARIOLUIGI080198 5 days ago 41
@MARIOLUIGI080198 in the knee
DeCoY6699 2 days ago
@MARIOLUIGI080198 Yeah, but you have to admit, Ace Ventura makes ANYTHING funny.
ed1222 1 day ago
@MARIOLUIGI080198
Utilising exactly the same structure as the dreaded joke doesn't make you better in the least.
Doom64hunter 1 day ago
LOL ;) whats the name of this film i wana see it
Abdullakartoev 5 days ago
@Abdullakartoev ace ventura 2
SnakeOfBacon 5 days ago
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MarioKickBoxing 5 days ago
great now you have 23 million people saying that STUPID, STUPID joke >.>
i used to like that joke, but THEN I TOOK A VAGINA TO THE DICK.
ShamanTheHedgehog 5 days ago
@ShamanTheHedgehog yeah... ok. and you claim that that "vagina to the dick" joke was all you? fuck off you hypocrite. you talk about how 23million other ppl use the same joke over and over again, but you have no idea how many times i've seen that "vag to the dick" being thrown around. real fucking original.
vanisher911 5 days ago
@vanisher911 THAT WAS THE JOKE. jeez.
ShamanTheHedgehog 5 days ago
@ShamanTheHedgehog fuck off. that wasnt at all a funny joke at that.
vanisher911 4 days ago
»»───KNEE───►
0ntop0fth3world 5 days ago
I used to take an arrow to the knee, then I took an arrow to the knee
PlayerSupremeJr 5 days ago
Hammerfell?
Darknizl 5 days ago
I used to be a Slave like you till i took a Pharaoh to the sea.
torycrow1 5 days ago
i'm srry but it missed his knee
evilhi4life 5 days ago
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WoWplayer791 5 days ago
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If your having Skyrim problems I feel bad for you son I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took 1
iMunchieez 5 days ago
Ok, who else is mad that they didn't think of that? I mean, Come On!
blastbowman901 6 days ago
1:12 crunch
leusdapogi01 6 days ago
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leusdapogi01 6 days ago
@jjhunterblah Ace Ventura # 2
Konvict996 6 days ago
QUINCY HUYA!!
MyHeadAsplodes 6 days ago
I used to be an adventurer like you...then the condom broke.
marc2008ln 6 days ago
what movie is this?
jjhunterblah 6 days ago
god dam those forsworn
betthisisnttakenbish 6 days ago
Ace Ventura
HueyAndNoel 6 days ago
that guard needs to lay off the meed.
KingOmage 6 days ago
i want to like this vid but then i zook an arrow to the knee
123legostein 6 days ago
>>-----(knee)----->
verttiable12 6 days ago
lol
gamesofor 6 days ago
Too bad that's the thigh.......
SirBustdMagz 6 days ago
Jim carrey the only true troll.
Wafflefromgmod 1 week ago
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What is that game?
LoLmaniaCk 1 week ago
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LoLmaniaCk 1 week ago
He was only wearing studded armor.
0IIIIII 1 week ago
umm ace got hit in the thigh
ShoTGunKid01 1 week ago
I used to be a Youtuber like you,
Then I took a chode to the face
Cameradrummerj200 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos 14
@Cameradrummerj200 Dumb. 0/10
Tsteve08 3 days ago
@Cameradrummerj200 you take chodes to the face?
awkando 3 days ago
looks like he cant be an adventureer anymore
Brioks 1 week ago
I used to be a arrow like you
Until i took a knee to the head
Usedtoseeflagedvid 1 week ago
not a arrow a spear.
MrNorwayRock 1 week ago
explains why the dragonborns signature helmet has horns...that hair needs to go somewhere!
TheSimpleInstruction 1 week ago 40
...but then I took an arrow to the femur.
silenceofthehills 1 week ago
i used to be a arrow like you but then i took at guard in the knee
superchairbed 1 week ago
I used to be an adventurer like you...
But then a dragon terrorized my family and he would only stop if I stopped being an adventurer. So the only logical thing was to call his bluff and fight him. It was a long and bloody strife. I had the dragon on the verge of death, my partner drew his bow. I leaped in front of the dragon. He released the bowstring and the arrow soared through the air, striking me in my kneecap. I struck the dragon dead and fell to the ground. My adventuring days were over.
rengiil777 1 week ago
912 people got an aroow in the knee, and i was one of them.
Intimidator629 1 week ago
Well, that guy took two arrows to the knee...
byBlasian 1 week ago
ARROW, Y U NO LEAVE MY KNEE ALONE?
TheVictoryGamerz 1 week ago
i used to have reflexes like a cat and speed like a mongoose til i took a spear to the thigh
ratedrjj321 1 week ago
Spear to the thigh
Not arrow in the knee
aintnohollabackgrrl 1 week ago
Thighs
Raiown 1 week ago
Jim carrey actually looks like a humanoid kahjiit.
JordoF6 1 week ago
1:10 thats alot of redguards
LBUK2010 1 week ago
And he was doomed to guard duty for life.
pokefan11796 1 week ago
I used to be a scientist like you then I took a CH2O and SiO2 to thearticulatio genus.
WoWplayer791 1 week ago 47
@WoWplayer791 wxplanation anyone?
Unclesamslair 1 week ago
@Unclesamslair It is the chemical formula of Wood and flint
WoWplayer791 1 week ago
@WoWplayer791 to quote piccolo from DBZ abridged: NERRRRRRRDDDD!!
punkrockkid333 1 week ago
@punkrockkid333 To quote no one: GOOGLE SEARCHES ROCK
WoWplayer791 1 week ago
@WoWplayer791 hurrr i dont unederstand that either i better thumb it up durrr
Combichrist0 1 week ago
@WoWplayer791 Lol I Was Thinking The Same Thing Today
CanadianFighter2k 1 week ago
@WoWplayer791 articulatio genus
lobitas3399 5 days ago
@lobitas3399 Sorry didn't realize that I didnt't put a space
WoWplayer791 5 days ago
@WoWplayer791 also that's smelly gas and sand. very toxic gas to they mix it with house hold gas so you can smell it when there is a leak. and silicon dioxide is sand
lobitas3399 5 days ago
@lobitas3399 SiO2 is accually flint as well and I hate wikianswers now
WoWplayer791 5 days ago
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@WoWplayer791 thumb up if you google it "CH2O and SiO2 to thearticulatio genus."
to wtf is talking :))
nampita 5 days ago
@WoWplayer791
I used to be a WoWplayer like you, but then I took an life to the knee.
Thalash1337 5 days ago
@Thalash1337 Ha Ha Ha Good luck with making fun of me I don't give two shits
WoWplayer791 5 days ago
@WoWplayer791 Sodium Hypobromite
6907531 4 days ago
Jim Carrey used to be a funny detective, until he took a spear to each thigh.
cforce64 1 week ago
BEST MOVIE EVAH
Gie2riuxx 1 week ago
Jim Carrey used to be funny until he took the arrow to the knee.
07Linkinthology 1 week ago
I was gonna say an arrow to the knee joke but skyrim Sam almost killed me.
SnickersKitteh 1 week ago
Jim Carrey=troll face and whiterun guard
wiblue1996 1 week ago
HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP HERE WHEN I STARTED WITH SOIL HALO???!
todestolga 1 week ago
@todestolga Because your search took a plasma grenade to the knee....and you wound up here.
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i was going to say an arrow to the knee joke but then someone stole my sweetroll
divineoblivionguy 1 week ago
this is why they wont let reguards in whiterun
sergyu2500 1 week ago 84
@sergyu2500 That's racist.
ApollyonShoopDaWhoop 1 week ago
@sergyu2500 Acutally they do, I'm a redguard, and I'm with the Whiterun companions :D
Electro1313 1 week ago
@sergyu2500 then later spear/arrow in the ass
Tucher97 6 days ago
spear to the thigh
SSSboom123 1 week ago
The True origin of the arrow to the knee....
DavidD570 1 week ago
That wasn't the knee
YANKSCAST 1 week ago
@YANKSCAST close enough!
sefgrt 1 week ago
Jim Carey FTW!!
MiruUchihaChan 1 week ago
damn redguards...
RulerofPanem 1 week ago
This looks like it could possibly be the worst movie ever made.
runningmike333 1 week ago
enough is enough! I have had it with these mutha fuckin' arrows, in this mutha fuckin' knee!
lifevest1 1 week ago
I'll have you know I have the reflexes of a Khajiit.
Bert2DX 1 week ago
Ace Ventura
Ghost45198 1 week ago
I took am arrow in the knee once then I went to a doctor and he say I'll bandage that up and it'll heal in like 1 week
hornymaneee 1 week ago
why is everyone complaining about it not being a spear and its the thigh and not the knee its just for fun enjoy the vid
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cwrich23 1 week ago
He looks like wolverine.
h00dm3skin 1 week ago
Firstly, they're spears.
Secondly, they hit his thighs.
*Nerd snort* :3
1BulletFiend1 1 week ago
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ImPeRialXdevil 1 week ago
dark side of the youtube again...
TheMATPerson 1 week ago
thats interestin story (coughing) loser
firetoy465 1 week ago
and this is how Jim's career began to die
DJXtreme2 1 week ago
Movie?
MegaMinecraftWolf 1 week ago