Dwarf Fortress Video Tutorial part 20 - Siege & Traps

[pinecone1999]

Snake died? Snake? Snake! SNNNAAAAKKKEEE!!!! q.q

[InfernalRain51]

This game loves ''fun"

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[AniSolidGantz]

They Eat the Babys!

[UltraValican]

@AniSolidGantz Actually, a babies last thought when kidnapped by goblins is "Happy to be free"....

[Makotousaki]

Holy crap they took your baby?

Wow this is incredibly sad yet kind of funny. Still shocks me how she ended up there anyway.

[lzrd0113]

What version of Dwarf Fortress do you have? The version I have doesn't have sprites or anything like that.... Is there a download link?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Seriously, babys being thrown to what he thought safety only to be stolen by goblin's, people jumping into rivers to be eaten by carp, people killing others then them selfs when their sad. Looking at the long list of bad hings that can happen, instantly killing someone with a shot threw the face or heart is the KINDDEST way to die!

[Johnfalcon99977]

This game is, dare i say it, a "serise of unfounchant events"

[CDog2910]

@Johnfalcon99977 epic fail.

[flygplanet]

Baby swimming! :D

[EclipseMoonXIV]

just a question, but why can't you just create a mechanism to close off your fortress?

[Xerticle]

Poor Roll :(

[Funkyboy47]

what is all the yellow stuff?

[comedygenius1]

@Funkyboy47 it may be yellow sand, but, I do not know, soz

[Ilamarea]

Allso: 0.40

BUAHAHAHAHAh "GobliGobliGoblins" Laughed sooo hardd xD

[Ilamarea]

Few last episodes were seposed to be about nobles, but every time you screwed something up! xD

[gatedude07]

Actually, with humans, aren't seiges kind of one-time things? I seem to remember them sending diplomats to work things out afterward.

[AmberMacc]

I dont name my guys, But I do get attached to them. :S I was in shock and horror when my hunter got bunched in by wolves, And had no escape, Then my other dwarves rushed over, And put him in a bed. But... he had a brown "Brain" wound.... Now everytime he trys to work... he turns unconcious.... I also had a puppy that a berserk dwarve hurt, He had a red wound on his right paw, And every once in a while he would spazz out and turn unconcious. The puppy was kinda fun to watch though. :S

[jdwdesu]

Who threw the baby in the river? o_O

[MidgardEagle]

That's nothing. I appointed a girl Captain of the Fortress Guard (or rather, she appointed herself) and he then she had a baby, and insisted on carrying it with her into battle rather than leaving it at home with its father... with predictable results.

[lightmage00]

@jdwdesu Watch part 19

[tailsdarcy]

i think the dad died and he chucked the baby in the water

[Jakeeboy101]

=D Nathan Drake

D= Died

[pjnick300]

Oh God... thats terrible, the Humanity Dwarfanity?) !

[Chickidydow]

Baby in the moat, thats fucking brutal. This video is just chok full of FUN

[ray30k]

do you know what FUN means in dwarf fortress? if not, press "?".

[anth1213]

snake, snake! SSSSNNNNNNAAAKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[TGGeko]

This is why I don't name my people. I don't get attached. This way when I see a guy drowning in a river, I just think that he was the crazy guy from a few hours ago.

[Akhiloth]

Whoa.. This game doesn't screw around.

[zoneE12]

No it doesn't. You can't really keep a fort in good condition for even about 11 hours

[mnbnbf]

Nooooo Solid Snake!

[Asphaltard]

Holy crap! The story of Megaman and Roll is so sad! Damn you Toady One! Why do you make a game that makes me laugh and cry so!?!

[coilgunner2]

I assigned my military of all legendaries to go on a ritual rhesus macaque killing mission, and one ran directly between two bodies of water, where one of my soldiers decided to wrestle it, and they both tumbled into the water where he died >:(

I've had some pretty sad things happen in some of my fortress's but I find it all humorous, and never ceased to be impressed by the level of detail in gameplay.

[SchoolhouseTechno]

It's the theme of Dwarf Fortress.

LOSING IS FUN! =P

[zoneE12]

FUN IS LOSING :D

[crazymcfobo]

Thats nothing compared to a goat who has tasted Dwarf blood. My entire crossbow squad... Nibbled to death..

[coilgunner2]

haha, I just got migrants, one with a cat.

A named cat... I would love to know that cats history before it arrived at my fortress.

[JenxRodwell]

As for the traps - I know my dwarves aren't supposed to be able to trigger them, yet in one fortress I made a week or two ago I I got the message that one of my marksdwarves (which wasn't insane or berserk or ANYTHING. He was pretty happy actually) got killed by one of my weapons traps I had placed inside to protect the hall where most of the children were playing. I still have no idea how that happened.

[shfourd]

Unconscious dwarves can set off traps. I think. It's also probably not a good idea to put traps where children are playing. Just a thought.

[JenxRodwell]

Yeah I figured out he probably fell unconscious later on. Doesn't matter anyway, I abandoned that fortress a week ago.

[JenxRodwell]

Ya know, its' not nice to laugh while explaining how tragic someone's death is XD

[Xenxe777]

whoa sad story with megamans family......

[KirbySTR]

XD, you should've gone to the military option and put them stationed at there place instead of trying to go attack the humans.

[pmantix84]

Are you planning on doing a tutorial on power? Windmill placement and connection seems to be a bit buggy or unintuitive to me..

[Macuyiko]

'Gevierendeeld' :D. Great video's!

[pmantix84]

These videos are awesome.. I'm already waiting for the next one!

[pollo2019]

well good work thanks again for the nice tutorial never used any traps before was wondering if they where efficient or not. but thanks to you i know now.

[jimbospike]

Did you fill your channel from the river and if so how did you stop carp getting in?

[captnduck]

First i just used some ponds but it wasn't enough, so now its filled from the river yeah. I stopped the carp from getting in by building a fortification in the path.

[zombierobopirate]

you could probably use grates (or bars, whichever) to keep fish out but let water in

[gremmyent]

Nice! I was wondering when the next one would be done.

[IAmTheTacoLad]

Great job with this man, I feel bad for Roll.

[captnduck]

Im thinking of abandoning this fortress soon, updating to the latest version and starting a new one in a place with magma. The defense here works sort of, but its horribly unoptimized and so far away from the main fortress. I want to do a flat fortress and build a nice castle on it. So that might be soonish.

[GreasedMunky]

YAYAYA FINALLY!