How To Drink in Moderation

[TlGBC]

alcohol is gay

[fuss101]

Sip the drink, dont slam?

ahh baloney.

[TheCratcher]

How can you eat at the same time as you drink??

[orang3c4rt]

did anyone catch that? only drink 1 drink an hr, and only drink for 2 hrs at a time... so basically have 2 drinks? LOL

[2000hadee]

I never and never will drink alcohol

[ronaldinho12345678]

1 drink an hour for only 2 hours ummmm what

[G33kz0r]

I'm not entirely sure how to enjoy the flavor of each sip in a Bud Light.

[RareTree]

More like:

"How to not get drunk"

[quexalcoatl]

The title is misleading it should be "how to look like your drinking without ever actually getting drunk".

[pepsidude308]

well did u know in mississippy its illigal to beet your wife more then 3 times a day?

[loopstheloop]

faggotry

[colino9mam]

wow

thank god I'm muslim

and i don't have to do these things =)

[95livelovelife]

@colino9mam with you all the way

[NJHater]

Optional : No Friends

[sawyerbobby]

i do not follow your warning,i drink under age

[chuzz123]

@sawyerbobby wow crazy bastard! SUCK MAH DICK

[sawyerbobby]

@chuzz123 lol nah i dont drink heavy,i drink from time to time,mainly wine and champagne,beers make you fat

[BalooDumptruck]

sdıs ןןɐɯs ǝʞɐʇ

[JobeDavies]

right, lets re-cap ! ONLY have 1 drink PER hour. ... NEVER drink for more than 2 HOURS ... soo ? have only 2 drinks ? thats real sad

[4nything]

Step 1: only have 1 or 2 drinks

Step 2: repeat

Step 3: ermmm thats it only 2 steps

Tips: why dont you try to do these steps as fast as you can!!

[RogTheLefty]

@4nything xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD

[JohnPhillipsUK]

You cant get drunk at 1 drink and hour, that's how fast the body processes it...

[Turpale]

@JohnPhillipsUK more like 1½ h - 2h per drink (depending on your size and liver of course)

[killa2000dec]

oǝpıʌ ƃuoɹʍ ʎɹɹos

[killa2000dec]

ɐuıƃɐʌ uı sǝoƃ pıʞ 'ɐıssnɹ ʇǝıʌos uı

[tinyraskalG]

Rule 1.) Drink to get drunk

Rule 2.) Repeat rule 1.

[galinuas]

No comment... People who drink wanna get drunk, not drinking is for people who don't wanna stay drunk.