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  • Did yall catch the jay-z song 99 problems reference?

  • is this supposed to be funny?

  • Thumbs up if you think he sounds like Zimos from Saints row 3  xD

  • OHHH sHIttttttttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • i need a bee ikeed ikeed

  • Robot frog!!!

  • THEN I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, SON.

  • How'd you do that thing with your voice?

    Remember that time I swallowed that little computer?

  • 2:07 stanky leg? ._.

  • hahahaha

  • I'm not liking you on FB! You're funny as hell, but picture this; 'Blank Blank likes DICK FIGURES!'... no...

  • stop to 2:22 for the soldat

  • "I'm Free! Matharfacka" :D

  • 0:33 "99 problems" jay z

  • @MrDarkStarzz 2 days after mine

  • This came out on my birthday :D

  • I'm having girl problems. WELL I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON.

  • Fucking love this

  • Dick figures

  • Haha

  • nature's ninja.

  • Wheres that pussy magnet aka bee

  • IM FREE MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!

  • i tried to swallow a bee and see if it worked... it didnt

  • The pilot episode of the web series that changed my life. THANK YOU DICK FIGURES! :)

  • @TateAndSamAdvertise Lol?! ^ This crap changed your life? How? Pfffttt...

  • how they make the voice of red.?

  • @iLikeKnete  AUTOTUNE?!

  • Im free mother fucka

  • @ 0:33 got 99 problems but b*tch ain't one

  • I love the series!! I laugh so hard everytime!!

  • What is the fat chick's name?

  • What is the fat chick's name?

  • i found you a new girlfriend and a girl for your girlfriend and you can go home xD

  • im havin girl problems

    AND I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON

    but i got 99 problems!

    BUT THAT B**CH AINT ONE

  • Someone should take the bee out of Justin Beibers throat.

  • Blue: "why am i friends with you?'

    Red: "Cuz im awesome"

    Me: "Cuz ur his bitch"

  • Red sounds like t-pain now

  • funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    

  • 549 Tried to swallow the bee .

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  • Auesome

  • Yeah girl, turn up the problems!'' -RED! -Sorry... *Grins* Sarai!

  • it sounds sick as fuck

  • Then I feel bad for you, son.

  • hey blue! how you do? AHHHHHHH

  • if people keep thinkin' that raccoon says ''as crap''

    it's 'cuz he change the L for R

    so,''ass clap'' is ''ass clap''

  • how come they blurred out the middle finger but they dont bleep out the curse words

  • jo blue i just find ya a new girlfriend and a girl for ya girlfriend!! and you can go home

  • ooooo raccoon midle finger

  • oooooohhh shiiiiiit

  • is it just me or he was farting from its leg XD

  • LOL Auto-tuned farts...

  • ~Am free muda fuker!~ lol best part xD

  • 38632 people liked :) .....and 549 people..."you can go home"

  • nature's ninjas.....just....yes....

  • O that i swallowed a bee or something maybe a robot frog i don't know but it sound sick as fuck

  • sick as fuuuk

  • Raccon: make that ass crap.

    what's wrong with him

  • u can go hom now

  • "YO BLUE! I just found you a new girlfriend and girl for your girlfriend, and you can go home." LOL

  • 1:44 I'm free mother fukcer!!!

  • 1.20 "And you can go home..."

  • RED always gotta do the fat chick dirty

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  • 0.45 NATUREZZZZZ NINJAZZZZZ!!!!!!!! LOL

  • 0:27 Yeah girl turn up the problems...

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOO XDDDDDDDD

  • Why sre so many comments the things that they say?

  • "yo blue i found you a new girl friend and a girlfriend for your girlfriend for your girlfriend" points to chick "and you can go home"

  • blue: "dude why am i friends with you?"

    red: "cause im awesome."

  • 1:20 I WAS WEAK XD

  • I though red was gonna say I feel bad for u son, I got 99 problems but a bitch......

  • At 2:10 it sounds like a techno fart. lol

  • im free mutha fuckers! (in season 2 it goes season 2 mutha fuckas

  • SORRAY!

  • WATCH RED'S RIGHT LEG FROM 2:05 TO THE END.

  • This video sounds funnier with transcribed audio captions ^u^

  • Oooooh shhiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • 1:13 BEST PORN IVE SEEN -_-

  • "Oh that, I swallowed a beEeEe or something. Maybe a ROBOT FRoOoOG, Aaii don't know. But it soOunds sick as fuUuUuck"

  • you can go home

  • and you can go home

  • "there aint nothin wrong with my voice, shawtay~" love that line xD

  • Hi blue how ya doooooo?

  • sorry. sorrayyy.

  • i swallowed a bee or something maybe a robot frog a racoon natures ninja konichiwa

  • Blue:My girlfriend dumped me last night

    Red: OH MA GOD!

    Blue: Thanks man, we've been dating for a couple of month-

    Red: A RACOON. nature's ninjas...

  • '99 Problems Refrence'' 0:31

    Blue: Im having girl problems.

    Red: Then i feel bad for you son.

  • @vicluchyg fuck you i was going to say that a day ago but youtube wouldint let me post anymore.lol

  • @ticketin128 Lol dude sorry

  • ORLY

  • In German, it is a lot funnier :D

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  • there needs to be a better name for this show. every time i tell my mates to watch "dick figures" they think its something gay.

  • 'Cept you, You can go home... *le leaves*

  • 1:26 makin' that as crap :D *Bath Rhymes

  • when red said ohhhhhh shiiiit i turned on captions and it said well wishes? -_-

  • I love it!! Sooooo funny!

  • Turn on the captions and laugh your ass off.

  • omg its t-pain

  • You look very...aw fuck! SLAP!

  • 1:42 im free moghter fuckers haha it never gets old

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  • hold down 9 LOL!!!

  • I want to talk like that cuz it sounds tight as fuck lol

  • CUZ I'M AWESOME!!!

  • It sound sick as fuck

  • his thigh farts

  • Zimos is that you? O.O ???

  • weirdest video ever............... but pretty cool

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 potatos

  • press 5 for "OWWWW"

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  • press 7 then 6

    

  • Im free mutha fucka!!!

  • @JoshuasRandomWorld whenever u see the be its like --------------- muthafucka!!!

  • Your Kung foo is week like wet noodle

  • I know, my voice sounds tight as FUUUCK l:)

  • "-_- Then i feel bad for you son." XD

  • 0:37 to 0:40

    OH MA GAWD!!!....

    A RACOON!!

  • OMG AUTO TUNED BEE!!! EPIC!!!

  • i meant red hes always with girls

  • blue is so sick and cool hes aleays with girls and he is funny

  • blue is just like me with the ladies

  • i dont want to see 9/11 before a funny video wtf!

  • red is hot

  • oohhoohohohooho shihihihihihiiht!

  • why does his leg farts?

  • HAY BLOO! HAO YOO DOO?

  • at end blue's like :3

  • u can go home never gets old lol and im free mothafucka

  • Still better song than Justin Bieber .

    

  • IM free mothaFUCKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "you can go home"! hahaha

  • *cough cough fart*

    "I'm free motha fucka!!"

  • whoa... red shoulda dubstepped.

  • that stripper song lol whats it called?

  • @AMOKfaction Which one? 1:11 - 1:14 ? Its California Love by 2pac. If thats not the song, tell meh, just to check c:

  • @nolyortiz yeah thats the song! :D

  • I'm Free! Mothafuckaa!

  • (T-pain Voice)Yo Blue I Just Found You A New Girl Freind And A Girl For Ur GirlFreind.

    (Normal Voice) And U Can Go Home. xD

  • what the fuck?...alright i usually turn on the caption thing (cc) at the bottom right hand corner beside the quality and all that and at 1:28 it says fidel castro

  • Ohhh Shiiit! :D

    

  • Best...video...EVER

  • 1:42 im free motherf****r

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  • red is the type of guy i'd fuck

    blue is the type of guy i'd marry

  • 0:22 lol

    

  • but it sounds sick as fuuck

  • i like that motherfucka bee :D

  • 1:24 Bath Rhymes refference.

  • 2:04 Retarded Leg

  • 0:01 He's walking ''BACKWARDS"

  • 1:20 FOREVER ALONE! :'C

  • zemos

    

  • LMFAO Anyone else get the reference to the song 99 problems by Jay z?

    Im having girl problems

    I feel bad for you son

    Lol

  • @shotchipmunk77, I don't think ANYONE got the reference.

    Did you get the sarcasm?

  • how to mak that voice

  • @oxXslayerXXo autotune it

  • c:

  • i love this video

  • T-Pain must be involved in this!!! xD

  • 1:15 turn on closed captioning transcribe audio

  • Ohhh That, I Swallowed a Bee or something, Maybe a Robot Frog! i dunno, but it sounds sick as fuckkkk! XD

  • NATURE"S NINJA! XD

  • wow er .

    how did you do reds voice tune ?????

  • Sayonara xDDD

  • ha ha cool fred and funny as fuck

  • u can go home! never gets old! rofl

  • All these vids are freakin awesome!

  • HAI BLUE HOW YOU DO?

  • Am I the only one to notice the lyrics to 99 problems

  • AUTOTUNED FARTS!

  • i love this video

  • SORRAAAYY

  • That awkward moment when Dick figures gave Saints Row The Third an idea for creating Zimos..

  • "Im Free Mutherfucker!"

    Maan LoL Wah De Hell!