Two and a half men S06E18, Morning scene

[mytimton]

Do me a favor, when he comes back, Just Do It

[alexis2kool]

Charlie " I know we could of prevented you by using a condom. Now we have to use a hammer."

Jake" I don't understand."

Charlie "Get me a hammer and i'll show you."

Hahahahaha I hope one day I get to say that to my nephew.

[DrowRanger011]

You uncle helped invent them

You must be so proud

Lol Best lines xD

[contact1araya]

Ashton Kusher....sucks balls!!!



[bigwillysty1e]

We could of prevented u by using one. I loled

[pokokjantan]

how long is he gonna keep spreading on that bagel???

[DarkPaladin24]

@pokokjantan thats what i was wondering ;p;

[930rage]

I know we could've prevented you, by wearing a condom. LOOL

[930rage]

Charlie: i know what STDs Are

Alan: your uncle helped invent them. LMAO

hands down, the best comedy sitcom ever, until that dipshit kutcher came along.

[MrHEC381991]

wow - they done 6 seasons of this shit?

[Djinnhydra]

@MrHEC381991 They've done 9...

[danielkrs425]

why does jake always eat the same thing for breakfast lol

[h0wud0in2]

"your uncle helped invent them"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[patsaxon]

This was great! Jake playing so dumb!

[DWanimeSnS]

"when he come's back just do it" lol :)

[samanthajtt]

she's nine?!?!?!?!

[SamND967]

It would of been nice if they had gotton Jake a real GF. May be a comedy show, but still.

[slobodanvujin]

She's Nine xD xD xD

[MintyPookieBear52]

I love it when Alan imitates Jake: "At least I have a girlfriend." lol

[ranifan702]

2:06 LMFAO

[JesusFrankenstein]

Chelsea was such a buzzkill for the show

[landcommander1981]

Is Alan's mocking voice the same as his voice for Danny O'Day?

[skarjazz]

jake ist der bester



[SuperVancouverBC]

your uncle helped invent them! haha

[SuperVancouverBC]

your uncle helped invent them

[SuperVancouverBC]

jake is cute

[Elwrestler09]

"at least I'd have a girlfriend" burned haha

[DarioSwampy1]

why dont you post a fucking episode for fuck sake

[crabbyoldbastard]

This show would have so much better with out the stupid laugh track.

STOP IT! It is not funny.

[laskahond]

@crabbyoldbastard not a laugh track. real people

[HerosWing]

I actually do not get the hammer joke, someone want to enlighten me? Thanks~

[pwettyangel123]

@HerosWing i tihnk they mean whack him with a hammer

[atktdc]

atleast i have a gf ......in ur face hahahaha

[kosova4]

hahahahahahha

[jason101588]

Jake: You know, that could be prevented by using a condom.

Charlie: I know we could have prevented you by using a condom! Now we got to use a hammer! LOL!

I know we could have prevented Kanye West by using a condom. Now we got to use a microphone!

I know we could have prevented Justin Bieber by using a condom. Now we got to use a waterbottle!

[clipobserver]

I think some people that want to hammer Charlie.

[2pintsluver]

oooooooooooooooooooo jake lmao

[12samjam]

She's nine. LOL.

[sinisan14]

Berta is sometimes a really annoying bitch.

[tycho901]

you can say a little but that guy with beagle puts very much butter on it (or what is is)

[tycho901]

1:33 xD what the ? HAHAHAHA

[stevenjsmith1903]

i can't believe how grown up he is now i has been fun watching him grow up throw the seasons

[DeluxeOle]

boar jake ist sooooo cool mit 14-19

[HeartYukitty]

"At least I have a girlfriend"

Ouch..

[AkioET]

"at least i have a girlfriend" OOOOOOWWNEEEEED LOLLOL

[Ellzarulz]

HAHAHA Alan got OWNED. ownaaaage

[Vanny569]

I love the old Jake...he is so hot!

[Brainman234]

@Vanny569  hes fat O_O you love him because he gets a paycheck you would dream about :D

[Vanny569]

@Brainman234 He is not fat!

No thats not ture! He is funny and adorable. I don´t love him because of his paycheck! :)

[Brainman234]

@Vanny569 yeah sureee xD



[Vanny569]

@Brainman234 he is funny...!!!

Do you like him??

[musicislife776]

Dudes, the older Jake is so hot!!!! Where did they find him, 'cause I want one!

[rashellest]

the best video ever

[TabogaGuy]

i want to hear jake sing Bohemian Rapsodi now, jajaja would be funny as hell jajajaja

[InvaderSkat]

8 people have 9 year old girls or boys obsessing over them

[8sakuraleaf9]

ahhh yes...if you don't have a comeback...just repeat it in a stupid voice :D

[ghandi2009]

vor 1 Woche you must be so proud

[12samjam]

She's nine? LOL

[mareikeliebtdean]

oh man jake looks so hot...

when he was young he looks sweet but now...he looks so hot hes a sexy guy ;)

[swudeft]

you must be so proud xDDD

[PhsychicCow93]

"Yeah, shes nuts for me"

"At least I have a Girlfriend" Love him <3

[frostsealber08]

fuck of this old jake i like the young and funny jake,not the unfunny and depressive jake

[nick5183]

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhhh jake 4Ever

[BananaChocolate12]

"i know what STDs are" "your uncle helped invent them" HAHA

[muahah26]

although the young jake was really cute and adorable to watch, older jake is funnier

[Jade7843498]

HOT JAKE <3

[PabloMaffioli]

You uncle helped to invent them

[zazazazazazaz909]

lmao. "do me a favor. when he comes back, just do it".

[MIZIKE69]

ceral without milk

[rainbowskittles32]

Jake's very cute! XD :)

[TopTneRazr]

@ least I have a girlfriend. LOL!

[Killingglorie]

Lolol... I know we could have prevented you by using a condom!

[DennisBayazitov]

Alan's chewbacca voice! LOL

[mmissthangg1]

jake grew up :)

[chcharlie1]

1:29 alan just got PWNED by his own son!!! lol "at least i have a girlfriend."

(copies in danny voice) "at least i have a girlfriend"

[chcharlie1]

@aSethi08 he's a dummy that alan controls.

[DXEXPRESS3000]

1:31 KEEP CLICKIN IT lolll

[TheAwesomeDude1000]

When Jake was young, he was bumbling and funny. Now since he's like 15, and still as dumb as he was then, he just comes off as really stupid!

[zazazazazazaz909]

@TheAwesomeDude1000

 young jake: annoying

older jake: way better

[thisryanthe]

this is the funniest opening scene of every two and a half men episode

[prabhu120]

Am not able to stop laughing. Someone please help...

[gomes1258]

1:34 Danny's voice hahahahahaha

[aSethi08]

@gomes1258 who's danny?

[vietboyz08]

at least i have a girlfriend hahahaha damn

[Anden14]

Man.. the older Jake is much funnier than the younger.. and dumb too xD

"Get me a hammer and I'll show you."

"Okay.." hahaha...

"Do me a favor.. when he comes back just do it." hahaha... my pleasure

[iamsultana]

@Anden14 I also loved how after Jake's OK, Charlie says to Alan: You must be SO proud... LOL!

[thejessehocking]

I dont get the hammer joke. someone please explain it to me

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@thejessehocking

He's going to hit him him in the head with it

[LexiK124]

1:33 - 1:36 ALAN!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! "maybe she has an std?" "your uncle helped invent them" "go get me a hammer and i'll show you."

[thenewchuchoarcila]

"at least i have a girlfriend",burn damn

[citygangst]

wenn man bedenkt wie hell angus stimme vorher war

[raiboy7]

young jake was the shit!

[nahnuhhuh]

when he comes back, just do it.

[CrystalHearts21]

right

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

Jon Cryer (Alan) was lilly's father in Hannah Montana

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

Funniest clip ever. I love how Jake can be so dumb to be in a class with a nine year old yet smart enough to make such wisecracks

[aznsoccerkid4ever]

"do me a favor, when he comes back just do it" xD haha that is hilarious!!!

[PabloMaffioli]

your uncle helped to invent them

[twilightcutiesse]

I've got admit, Jake's gotten really cute.

[sugarychocobot]

XD Just thinking if I should post that

[jordy885]

@twilightcutiesse not any smarter though

[jordy885]

@twilightcutiesse cute enough to get past the stupid

[warcrouch]

sometimes me and my father argue like that , but it is really funny and we dont really get mad at each other :P

[JokkiOrJokey]

Aren't they the same?

[youhadmeathello22]

he wasnt buttering it he was puttng cream cheese on it .

jakes gotten cute .

lol

[jerseyware]

You can take your girlfriend to Gymboree.

LOL

[SuperJackie007]

that guy who played alan played a geek in superman 4

[alisikander]

lolzz 2 and a half minute scene and Allan kept buttering the bagel.

[laskahond]

@alisikander that realy annoyed me

[TyComedian]

Hammer...now a knife.

[Latinaxxgurl]

WOW, Jake is so big now!!! He looked so little now he`s all grown up...Cute!!

[TyComedian]

Brilliant writing!

[KWJVS125]

you can take your girlfriend to gymboree LMAO

[yongchunkungfu]

'Your uncle help invent them" rofl

[cody502]

I like the old Jake better than the young Jake.

[alohevera]

@cody502

me not..when he was younger he was much cuter and more funny:D:P

[gtaivruler]

@cody502

Agree. He said so much funny stuff!

[theundertaker19]

@cody502 yo the older jake is actually funnier than alan...alan has no good punchlines and reminds me of someone i need to kill, so fuck him!!!!

[thebartman152]

@cody502 same

[thebartman152]

@cody502 yh i like the old jake better then younger jake

[MrRandomie]

hahahaha

[TheFourCullenists]

Younger Jake: Adorable and Funnier to Watch

Older Jake: Hot and More Interesting to Watch

That's just my opinion

[jrockerkei]

Yeah, he grew up pretty cute! I was surprised XD

[GreenDay020]

@TheFourCullenists

you're right

[crazysisters9899]

@TheFourCullenists i know right hes realy realy hoooooot

[15soccerking]

haha thats sooo fuunny.. hes sooo stupid but i think he was funnier when he was younger... it was just like LOL funny....

[Lotsoffun111]

This show was really really funny but as jake get's older.... i just cant get in too it like i used too :(

[gropro890]

at least i HAVE a girlfriend. Alan got owned!

[ilyakovalchukrocks]

llol funny video jake is freakin funny and dumb lol

[TheFourCullenists]

Greatest morning scene ever!

[theloverofmovies91]

hahahaha, your uncle invented them

[mypillowtalks]

You must be so proud...

[Shmniki]

I can't stop laughing!. this show is just getting better!!!

[prisonlogistic]

lol do me a favor when he comes back just do it. lol jake is so dumb

[jamalishadat]

too many funny things for only 2:30 minutes!!!!

hahahah

[jamalishadat]

haha...nothing can compared to this..!!! genius!!!!

[stewieisthelord]

Whta is alan a german?

[nickkyy95]

hahaha

"At least i have a GF"

I used that against my cuzin and then got bashed but it was dead funny

[DarkSmokey]

funny stuff

[Schmuggugu]

alan buttered his bagel the entire clip....

[nictherocker]

Yeah some things are quite odd and dont make sense sometimes, for one when jake was young he almost never ate his dinner entirely alan sent him to do his homework EVERy time

[LordSiux]

that was absolutely hilarious! thanks for uploading

[rrabg5]

LOL Brilliant

[TheTvGuru3]

HAHAHAHA LOL