Red vs Blue Zombie PSA

[Scarifar1]

Zombie plan: Stay indoors in a secret concrete bunker filled with enough rations to last for years. Get guns and ammo (and a baseball bat, or machete) and live while the rest of the world slowly become walking corpses.

[BioformerCorviz]

Wear full body armor

keep my sword, my staff, my shotgun, in holsters or my back

prepare 2 weeks of food

RUN LIKE HELL to canada, b/c canada is too epic to become infected if u go high enough

[timedragon1]

Zombie Plan:Go to Antarctica with allot of warm clothes and warm food

[WaitWhat141]

My zombie plan is to get all the zombies high so they have munchies and start eating each other.

[Georgina1325]

@WaitWhat141 They already have the munchies! They're pure evil!

[MrBennyman15]

Barricade all doors to a cabelas, and stay inside! Your set for life!!!

[dalekalex]

zombie plan, get to a pace where no zombs can get me

[sniperkid23333]

ehy can i find season 9???? every episode is in 2009

[TomLinkens]

@sniperkid23333 Rooster Teeth's website.

[terminatorassassin1]

the dislike bar is justin biebers dick lol

[Scarifar1]

@terminatorassassin1 No it isn't. That's too big to be Justin Bibr's dick.

[Caboose039]

Zombie Plan: Find a crowbar.

[goldencamerastudios]

My Zombie Plan: camp in the tower.

Hey, it works in Halo!

[666chaox666]

I'd go get the rocket launcher and stand where I piked it up so I can get ammo when it respawns!

[pensukatheknight]

my zombie plan barricade the doors and windows and ration my food

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

Hey tex i bet its been a while since you had some fresh meat! Bow chicka bow whoaaaaaaaaaa......

[DarkheartKevin25]

Caboose: briiiaaan, III waaant briiiaaan

Tucker: Caboose its brains not brian

XD

[IndexNegima]

I wonder what donuts plant is

[AccessDeniedLULZ]

@IndexNegima knit the zombies a nice swetter as a peace offering

[0teguki0]

Only 37? Sarge, I'm ashamed of you... I have over 50 plans, with several thousand possible permutations.

For the other users, here are a couple of common misconceptions:

"Wait for them to starve/rot" is not a viable game plan. Brain-dead corpses cannot be revived, so rotting away isn't going to happen. Also, they would almost certainly become the new top predators; they would be unlikely to starve.

As I said, the Romero/Brooks zombie is impossible, so you don't have to hit them in the head.

[bazinga1964]

@Doctorwho2421 Yep I can see slight flaws with that plan though...

[ghostx2342]

caboose would be the smartest zombie ever. of all time.

[ghostx2342]

jo64on leather armour would be a better idea. just as safe, but easier to move in. and far easier to replace and repair.

[doughball88]

myzombie plan is feedthem cow meat and hope they like it better than me. and if they dont thats y we have nukes.

[Doctorwho2421]

My zombie apocalypse plan: Fuck up as many as I can and then launch every nuke in the world on every city to cause some major fuckage (lol) and thne I'd nuke myself to prevent becoming an undead meat sack.

[01clearshot]

Zombie Plan: Grab as many knives as i can carry & head for the local police station, break in, take as many guns as i can carry and barricade myself in a department store. True, it's cliched, but at least i can just break into other shops when i get hungry

[MudstripeWarriorCat]

My zombie plan? F.E.A.R ; Fuck Everything And Run

[Metrion77]

The zombie apocalypse really isn't that threatening. As long as each person kills an average of 50 zombies, humanity would win a zombie apocalypse, since the population of many habitable islands is around 200, with the big island of hawaii having the most 12,500 population. Take back the islands, and all we have to do is wait for the zombies to all rot.

[predwarlord]

@Metrion77 erm how do you stay alive then? Most islands depend on food imports to avoid starvation

[MudstripeWarriorCat]

@predwarlord A tropical island could most likely be growing wild fruits on trees such as bananas, berries and mangoes...If they're lucky they may end up with one of those? Idk...

[PUR3P3RF3CT10N]

My Zombie plan is to only use vehicles with high MPG and constantly travel use supplies from any Wal-marts, Targets, Loses, etc. for resources.

Me and any others would sleep on top of flat-topped buildings and by pulling up the ladders only when we are all up on top.

It would be slow, but eventually, whether me, or my children, or their children, or so on...

would kill off all the zombies, and Im sure all the grocery and supply stores would last us...

That's my zombie plan...

[simpsonfan13]

This makes me want to watch zombieland.

[ryanragecustom]

I'd grab a machine gun and a nuke, go into a plane, shoot until I

run out of bullets, drop the nuke and give the zombies a big

fuck you

[TheJoeltimms]

Lol ur all idiots I'd grab a gun and a light melee weapon and a girl a plane and go to a island then populate the island :D

[EpicWicked]

Bow chicka bow woarghhhhhhhhhhhh

[PacoDaTaco1234]

My plan:

Well, I will always start with a pistol then kill zombies until I have enough money to buy some guns and get to the next area. Lol

[imlolingyou]

ohh great 240 again

[guitarpotato444]

XD lol at caboose when he said " i waaant briiiaaaaaaaaaaaannnnsssss ... "

[unkowngamer221]

the only flaw is that you can only like once:(

[atlantbravesforever]

go to some remote place like the north American wilderness with a lot of weapons and food

[xHALOxNICKx]

I'm sure I can just escape in the puma

[HALOMANIACALEX]

Get weapons, go to the school set up shop. The reason is because that the gym has all cinder blocks and steel doors and frames. Just need to get the weapon problem done...

[poonujk]

Best PSA EVAR!

[wellguesswhatIthink]

gah! the roll of a lifetime and you ruined it caboose!

[masondgreat1]

Haha sarge i have 48 zombie plans

[TheTbw444]

Zombie plan: surround my house in outward facing treadmills

[MysticShadowofDeath]

"Hey Tex but it's been awhile since you had some fresh meat"

"Up yours"

"Bow chicka woaaaaaaaaaa........."

[jo64on]

zombie plan,: go around wearning metal armor that can't be broken by simple smacks from zombies and just fight my way around to my local tescos for food :)

[antivercetti]

@jo64on Where do you plan on getting such armor? Unless you have one of those metal mesh anti-shark suits lying around, it'll be really hard to get such armor.

[jo64on]

@antivercetti ebay, you can get anything :L

[antivercetti]

@jo64on What's the link to such armor?

[phdan123]

@jo64on too bad tesco is protected by those suit-wearing teenage security guy who think they're James Bond

[jo64on]

cabbose didn't change weird

[ElPayasoMalo]

37? In a row?

[kaimisawesome]

@ElPayasoMalo I feel like I may be 1 of a handful of people who gets this.

[ElPayasoMalo]

@kaimisawesome Try not to kill any zombies on your through the parking lot.

[theorangemask]

totally asked everyone i knew what their zombie plans including my family, classmates, boss, and even my 89 year old aunt......they ALL had a zombie plan!!! XD

most of them didnt sound effective but more brains for the zombies :3

[blackout995]

My original plan was actually heading up to northern Canada/ alaska, seeing as there are plenty of weapons, food, and few people.

[ateeheehee234]

My plan go to Costco its heavily padded and mine has guns and ammo plus zombies can't get in without a card ;)

[21robertman]

My zombie plan: Call Chuck Norris. Nuff, said.

Or maybe Deadpool.

[InfoFrYou]

My Plans:

1. Go to an Island and live there

2. Get a boat and sail out

3. Become infected and take down my enemies

4. Pose as a Zombie and go somewhere cold

5. Steal a rocket ship and go to space

6. Get the guns and fight to the death

7. Write the 7th zombie plan

[slayera1214]

4th plan, find high elevation areas they're always cold

5th plan, set up bomb rituals

6th plan, find a dead carcus, rub the blood around a area the thoroughly clean my hands, escape and move up north

Plan 7 stay in the water for long periods of time

The other plans required some...unusual factors

[slayera1214]

10 plans 1st go to nearest ammo store

Get some ammo, go to a grocery store, get canned foods, move up north,doesn't matter as long as its cold

2nd plan, hijack a helicopg

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3rd plan, make a colony of survivors and start eradicating the zombies

[youvebeensarged88]

i have five plans 

[12dogu]

second plan if first 1 fails

grab my truck get to airport fly to island live there with team and gf until it blows over

plan 3

got to secret army base with nukes if i get over run set nukes off end it there and then

[12dogu]

my zombie plan

get my truck that has a scorpio turrent on it get my team find 1 more surviver get sencond truck with no armor or guns have that 1 filled with meat attract all zombies to it drive out back way meet up with others i know how to fly planes so just fly to my island hide out live there with my gf and team set out reacon to mainland every year to set up radio to brodcast to survivers get all survivers live there till the zombie become fertilizer

[DOMOMAN64]

one zombie plan is to go to chuck noris...not even tanks (left 4 dead) would challenge him

[masondgreat1]

In my zombie plan, I go to FPSrussias house and fight off no undead, because they would be too scared of him;)

[unseenreaper94]

my zombie plan i go to wal-mart an stock up on everything an weapons an stay in wal-mart or keep moving idk still putting the plan together xD

[Mr2010legoben]

My zombie plan is where I go to a walmart and play x-box and halo reach.

[theinsanegamergeek]

mine is to collect all the survivors and insulin in the world, then retreat to a secluded island, and build a massive rock wall.!

[MrGanster26]

Hey tex bet you haven't had fresh meat in a y all up yours bow chick a wow

[gman012341]

zombie plan- m60 nuff said

[mrnonsense1031]

my zombie plan: go back to Minnesota and ride it out till winter. they'll freeze like corpseicles! it's brilliant!

[elfenliedlover343]

Well id tough it out for as long as i could. Im diabetic and youd run out of insulin in the world so id eventually make a dramatic exit by being a hero and sacrificing myself for my friends/loved ones

[Overwatch93]

My plan is to catch the first plane to the Pacific Islands and prevent any others from following stopping the virus reaching the islands. Then I can live the rest of my life in a tropical paradise :D

[Trimackzero]

@Overwatch93 dead island

[DementedPuupy]

My zombie plan:

Fly into space and wait until the zombies die out. If that doesn't work, I bomb the whole world. I won't have any place to get back to bur hey, at least they're dead. :D

[TheDigitalhammer]

two words. shotgun,devinshield.

[The0V3RDR1V3]

my zombie plan is pure siimplicity. broadcast for all military personelle to assemple in the nearest superwallmart. of course in a state where guns are legal and sold in wallmart. you got clothes, food, ammo guns, entertanment, a facillity larg enough to house many families.and you could pin those theft devices to bullets or something then when ne made it through an entry there would be an alarm!!!!!!!sorry...im high as fkkk...

[TheHaloParty]

My zombie plan is I'm ganna go to bass pro shop steal all the guns and ammo go back to my house and board up all the windows and when I run out of food and ammo I will kill myself

[kennykiller86]

@TheHaloParty I'd rather go to Cabelas

[PinkJellyfishJuice]

i wanna be a party rock zombie :D

[BloodWolfey]

Funny

[tigerlily937]

this will never work:

1. going into the middle of the ocean. zombies cant feel pain.

2. sitting upstairs without filling the bathtubs full of water and destroying the staircases

3. going outside without preparation. thats self-explanatory.

[darklol261]

@tigerlily937 if zombies cant feel pain, then there rotting, and will die again in a few days, they also cant swim.

[Werezilla]

@darklol261 Actually the reason they eat brains is because it helps ease the pain of rigimortis. My plan involves full body armor, a shotgun, my buddies armed with battle rifles, sniper rifles, pistols, and RPG's, and a ton of ammo.

[darklol261]

@Werezilla what type of zombies are you talking about? actual zombies, or a infection?

[Werezilla]

@darklol261 The zombies from Return of the Living Dead, the ones that are MUCH harder to kill.

[darklol261]

@Werezilla I was thinking of what they would REALLY be like, and think of it,

lots of guns= lots of weight , noise and generally unwanted attention.

[Werezilla]

@darklol261 That's what the body armor is for, not to mention I didn't mention WHERE exactly my buddies and I would be, i don't want to risk you turning into a zombie and knowing what I'm up to.

[darklol261]

@Werezilla why would body armour help weight?...

[Werezilla]

@darklol261 Not weight, protection. The zombies can't eat my flesh if they can't bite through it. Plus I'd be the one with the shot gun, that combined with snipers and battle rifles, zombies won't get at us. Trust me I thought of everything. 

[darklol261]

@Werezilla ammo, and, other humans wanting your guns,

[Werezilla]

@darklol261 If they survived this long than they already have weapons. Besides, more people to fight off the zombies the better. Increases the chances of survival if there are more people.

[darklol261]

@Werezilla once again, ammo.

[Werezilla]

@darklol261 Well if video games have taught me anything, it's ammo and money is always left behind by previous travelers who didn't survive, even zombies may have something on them when they are reanimated, and with the variety of weapons used by the rest of the party, odds are we will collect plenty of ammo and cash while roaming the abandoned cities and towns.

[burningxnecro]

Fun fact: The CDC (Center for Disease Control) is working on it's own Zombie plan, and has a handy guide on their website on how to make your own.

[Tyleralt117]

3 people are "Dinner".

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

My zombie plan is to buy a boat with fishing supplies and go to the middle of the sea. Zombies have a lot of open wounds and the sea is made of salt and water! The water will kill them! hurrah!!!

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

Tex's actually going on with the "disguised-as-a-zombie-to-infi­ltrate-enemy-base" plan??? WOAH

[iOinkyDoink]

@runeguy221akaredguy2 Ten bucks says they paid her.

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

@iOinkyDoink oh yeah i forgot she does anything for money..... wait.... woahh O///O

[MoonWerewolf]

My zombie plan: Find the most expensive car / motor bike i can get my hands on and play Any Means Necessary on loop in the stereo or mp3 until

1. run out of fuel

2. run out of battery

[Awsomefiy]

My zombie plan: lock all doors and windows turn on the xbox an wait for all of this to blow over

[The3ndlessDepths]

whys this one so ghetto looking?

[churchofastrotrain]

my zombie plan: kill myself, the zombies will win anyway

[TheCoDzombiekiller1]

took me a min. to figure out the joke at the end.

[IVfateVI]

Bow Chicka Bowwuuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[smugkitteh5]

LIKE if you DO have a zombie plan...in fact, I MYSELF i have about 5 orr 6 myself

[Destroyer4292]

Go to FPSRussia's house. Enuff said.

[hawkwolf613]

Zombie plan: Everyone find geoff and protect him with your life!

[psychocy510]

Zombie plan

1. Find griff

2.get in his jeep

3.let him shoot while i drive us to alaska

[Sitashi13]

@psychocy510 Grif is the driver. Grif is always the driver. :)



[MegaFoxdude]

Caboose: Brian. I want Brian. lol XD

[wyattspicer2]

Briiiiaaaaan.....briiiiaaaan

[TheTelenation]

Wow! Griffs Zombie plan ACTUALLY makes Sense!

I think the red vs bue universe just collapsed in on itself!

[LordSeppe]

this is the best plan of the blues XD

[ThorStudiosBR7]

Dick Figures flat out stole Caboose's "Brian" joke. Fuck them.

[cabooserules890]

bow chicka bow wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooow

[Hawkeyes1377]

Leave Them

[Hawkeyes1377]

Typo!

[Hawkeyes1377]

Zombie plan:

1. Make out with some hot chicks

2. Geave them

3. Go to the nearest gun shop

4. Find simmon's house

5. Hide it out with simmons and shoot zombies

[Hawkeyes1377]

Briaaaaaan!



[wickedjuggalo121507]

my zombie plan is 2 years worth or m.r.e.'s a armored truck my tv my xbox a generator and halo combat evolved and halo 2 of course

[warriorbug35]

Why is it we all haz zombie plans I haz 141 plans the best one infiltr8 Russia and go out with a bang

[mrnugets12]

@ijakexD123 asshole.

[jcb777777]

hahaha how did they get the Blues to walk like zombies!?!?!

[HerefordMadMan]

Bow Chica Wowhirrrrrrr

[mrnugets12]

zombie plan:

1.rape some hot chicks

2.leave them

3.go to the nearest gun shop

4.find simmon's house

5.hide it out with simmons and shoot zombies every once in a while to reserve ammo.

[iJakexD123]

@mrnugets12 Freak.

[TheRABIDdude]

My zombie plan is to save my ex, murder my step dad, hav some pints at the local pub and wait for this to all blow over ;)

[slykat1999]

@TheRABIDdude nice refrence lol

[alkapwnz1]

@TheRABIDdude i dared my older sister to watch shawn of the dead with me, and she had nightmares for a while.

[Bladecrossexe]

My zombie plan: High tail it to gatilburg TN, cuz there are weapons shops everywhere, hole up in a big building, put armor on some bulldozers and backhoes, stock up on peanut butter, cheese, and twinkies, and then if know i'm dead, i blow myself and them up with a grenade, or some type of big bomb.

[x7Degreesx]

my zombie plan is.....

first off i plant explosives at the base of teh houes.theni get on the roof of the house and activate the explovisvs. because i am on the roof and the base no longer exists the roof is floating so i willl float with it to the endless sky.......... until i reach 1 kilometer in height and i eventually struggle to death because i cant breathe.ITS BriLLianT ZOMBIEZ CANT FLY

[Roughdragon]

UpAclanHQ@zombies just walk underwater

[tehcod1]

my zombie plan is to get 4 of my closest friends, get a truck, a large amount of guns and ammo+food+clothes, go to the arctic and any zombies who follow us will get frozen still because they have no beating blood in their bodies.

[dwsimmonds]

My zombie plan is go to wal-mart buy about 500,000 controllers and xboxs and tvs and let zombies owne everyone in living dead anyone else want to join me he he

[akp789000]

My zombie plan is 1 year off wood,miniguns,shotguns,and thunder gun with a flamethrower

[raynsung]

My zombie plan includes 2 weeks worth of food, a jeep, a shotgun with 50 extra slugs, a katana, and an oil rig off the beaches of santa barbera. 

[prometheus759]

My zombie plan is to surround my house with outwards facing treadmills.

[Lo9an1234]

Ima big guy my plan is to get the zombification process over with. Quickly

[starofthelost]

two plans. but one involves suicide. the other is destroy my stair cases and stay on the 2nd floor.

[Hackwater9]

Tex needs my fresh meat,lol

[BioWarrior2057]

Transcribe audio throughout the vid, hilarious

[SouthbobParkpants]

@BioWarrior2057 just did it.. freaking hilarious!!!

[BioWarrior2057]

@SouthbobParkpants Lolz!

[pyr666]

my plan is to disappear into the woods.

your best protection come z day is isolation. zombies arent where people aren't.

[Spinwheeling]

Some of my friends can fly planes. We'll meet up and fly somewhere safe.

[Flint925]

Bow chicka bow uhhhhhhhhhh

[ateeheehee234]

Two things 1) how does Simmons have his own attic on a plant in space 2) how is Grif gonna get all the way back to earth by then the whole plant would be infected love the show just some logic issues

[UPAclanHQ]

My zombie plan is simple. Zombies can't swim, so ill just set sail with a fishing pole and live on fish for the rest of my life

[MegaPotatogun]

0:35 Grif's got a point. I'm doing that

[XxEzeK1alxX]

my zombie plan is to... wait i cant take the risk of u guys turnin in2 zombies and read this and kow what im gonna do.

[ProjectOmega05]

How many have read the Zombie Survival Guide? Best defense ever.

[mewfour12341]

my zombie plane is to get a weapon and go craze with it and kill any thing is sight

[IWhoCreate]

my zombie plan is to get some spartan armor and get some friends and if there are still 100,000 people left on earth including my family and the army we join forces to pwn some zombies

[silverstarinthesky]

I've seen a lot of zombie media and I will know what's going on before the majority of the public does. We have boats where I live and I will hold up on an uninhabited island where I can grow my food and survive there!

[geekymgee]

bow chica boweeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[Dawn99OK]

im gonna try to get friends that work in welding, or something to build me a old fashion double-bladed sword

[Dawn99OK]

My zombie plan is to have me and my friebds takeover vital buildings for survival and have connecting burnable rope bridges to move or escape as needed

[ToonLinkMaster3000]

mine is grif's maby ill see him along the way :D

[DrakeCaliburn]

the cool thing is, is that i have a police across the street. while the cops are busy with zombies, i go steal some guns and ammo and hijack an APC. from there i rob a grocery store for food and water. grab some uninfected friends, head to the nearest Air Force base, which is only 2 hours, and head to a remote island of northern Canada and wait until all the zombies wither away but i may die before that happens but my decedents still live. or i travel the ocean in a boat. zombies don't swim

[Seth48364]

Redvsblue is awesome thumbs up if u think so thumbs down ur gay

[CalebTheTimeTraveler]

@Seth48364

Can't I think Red vs Blue is awesome and be gay?

[xXXBriskXXx1322]

hey my name is bryan :D

[StephanieFadeAway]

Everyone's plans involve stocking on food after the zombies attack. Not smart guys. Don't you already have a secret room in your house with stored food, water and weapons(/ammo)?

[XxXChachamaruXxX]

@StephanieFadeAway i do :D

[ateeheehee234]

@StephanieFadeAway yeah my tornado room double use

[BigMacDog56]

Thumbs up if every infection in halo you say briaaaaaan