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  • i do it like a dollar i do it like a pound sniffin out mc's like a bloodhound

    run away from the bark when i come around twice the strength like a compound, leave a mc in a volatile state leave nigga unable to respirate,no second chances its end on first glances.

    London.

  • dees pump faking nigas aint realy bout shit when i go and get the choppa guranteed its gone spit plus they hollow points yea they empty in the tip bitch they guranteed to leave yo ol bitch ass stiff ill havin you wearin blood but you realy a crip yea you boarding a sailboat while im boarding a ship lemon squeeze on ya backside leave yo ass with 3, like philly and A.I. a nigga neva come down cuz i stay in the sky bitch im sleeping on the clouds and the purple haze is why DETROIT stand up FAME!!

  • THE GAME IS STR8 BITCH aL KAPONE WOULD KILL UR MONKEY ASS

  • grasias carnal

  • At least the bass bumps.

  • Check out my raps on my channel everyone and comment. Thanks

  • This is how we do,with our crew,we crazier than you,we go on missions,in mexico with our granades and aka 47's,with the help of our friendly Russians and the USA goverment,we be killing anybody because we dont give a fuck,about yall niggas,seriously we finish our missions,with any means necessary,

  • @20randy12 bahahahaha

    lol

  • @JJsmallz ll's

  • "I know nobody is gonna read this...oh..wait.." -.-

  • @SeezyProductions Yea, bla bla bla singer, bla bla bla check this, bla bla bla thanks...THE FUCK WHY? Frickin online hobos ---

  • the best moment i love - "Ready here he come Gotta sick, vendetta To get this, chedda Meet my Ba, Retta The dra-ma, setta Sip Am-a, retta My flow sounds, betta Than average On tracks I'm a savage I damage Any nigga tryin' to front on my clique (G-Unit!)"
  • I KNOW NOBODY WILLL READ THIS BUT... CHECK OUT MY BEATS!!

  • ayo indians eat curry they like it spicy in a hurry, they have funny names like rajesh and sanjay what do i say? i say they aint gay They have swag like young money its kinda funny how theyre shits runny after a bowl of curry hahaa! the only problem is they smell like dude what the hell dont you shower? they hae funny turbans and some have a funny moustache i aint tryna be harsh yo .

  • this is how i do, we roll the heads up in paper while we up in the club, this is how i do, i even like to hit the roor bong while i fuck, this is how i do, dont break that window or your ass is gonna have some bad luck, this is how i do, dont touch my sandwich or im gonna have to kick yo nuts, Igivenofux

  • Sick of faggot niggas saying "Dont post lyrics"

    Dont scroll down promise you dont have to hear it

    iRAP everywhere exercising FIF ammendment

    And for those of you who like talking shit i think youre queer bit

  • Look at these Motherfuckers Saying The same exact Shit Walkin the same walk writing the same exact script makes me sick people pay to here these pussys suck dick.

  • From the beginning to the end

    Losers lose, winners win

    This is real we aint gotta pretend

    The cold world that we in

    It's full of pressure and pain

    Enough of me nigga now listen to Game

  • scroll down to see shitty lyrics

  • I stay up all night like a night owl.. i target the fridge and smile like simon cowl.. i munch chunks and wipe my face with a towel im a motherfucking problem, dad and mums lost. doors open i act like i dont give a toss.. when they out i munch secret stash like rick ross.. i run a mile and then get high like candy floss.. i repeat like because i like to strike alone.. my parents drone.. i fuck hoes with extra hard bone.. i produce lil mini me heres my clone.. fuck off nw suck my cone
  • Chuck, just an average guy with good luck He sees this fine chick and asks her to fuck She said whatever and they get it poppin They take a couple shots and ain't nobody stoppin They gettin kind of dizzy She gettin kind of wild Chuck's starting to act like a 21 year old child They take it to the house To get more action You should have seen the look on Chuck's face, man what a reaction But i'm not a rapper.
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  • fuck all these send outs i just wna rent out, a hotel room or better yet a penthouse, fuck a bitch for 10 hours, nothing like mens power, put her into doggy on my bed now, shes wet now, i call her my pet now, when she sees me i need to calm her, cos she wants to strip me of my garments, suckin my such and such her jaws like jennifer garners, and then i trim that bush as if i was a gardener, i release the bombs as if i was o'sama, funny thing is, i cant even jizz, wiv my 3 inch dick, aint i sick?

  • yeah im illing

  • STOP POSTIN THOSE GAY RAPS... 

  • Calculation before executuon like hove did, lyrics inspired by the spirits like theyre holy

    Huh hater what u sayin

    i got the game on lock gun cocked locked n aimed

    Ill flip a nine bar in the same day, n lyrically in the same way thats efficient

    the way i work an deliver like a system, so if your sittin hatin me

    no gats or shanks just lyrical terrorism g for me .. i got the bars

    that can earn me the cars an the money but ill be lying if ill say i wont work hard

  • Im sittin thinkin what train of thoughts will take me outta this position ive got potential but that wont get me medals I need to stay cool when its hot in the kitchen I can see thru these niggas Confidence masked wid their egos Ideas gone dry so he'll go where he goes Aint always gotta lot to say but what i say is real though Tell my story no one elses dis my lead role See im focused brain overloaded, should i flip this O Make a duo like Otis Or should I wait for my name to rise like Hovis
  • --Insert Shit Rap Lyrics Here--

  • Yooooo im traffic regulator - Gimme yo girl and ill c ya later

    dont gimme shit and dont be a hater - be like me and be a player

    yooooo ure illiterate - ill take that show and ill run wit it

    dont act like me cuz u know you wanna be - the one who gets these bitches all suckin on his D

    thats right - get at me

    Your a bitch ass mother fucker wit a 2 inch d

    Hop up in da kitchen and pour me some tea

    my length is 9 - do ya wanna see?

  • SCROLL DOWN FOR BAD RAPS

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  • scroll down for crapy lyrics :P

  • mamalonaaaaaaaaaa

    

  • guys dont rap in the comments section...lol

  • My name is billy, Im kind of silly Im also messy Boy don't test me. I think Im negative for H.I.V WWE, You can't see me No wonder you cant, mother fuck is blind. I like to eat out fat bitches behind. Ima retard Kinda fucked in the mind. Go on youtube and Say this is fake. That retard billy, I hit him with a rake. Wait Im billy, Told im kinda silly. That faggot is gonna take my moms lunch Too bad my mom made fucking brunch. WHERE DID BARNIE Go, Him I was gonna munch. I get the retarded bitches.
  • They say scroll up but i scroll down... let me show you what a frown looks like upside down..

    yes id be the king of the clowns... jump around and smoke a joint with a crown... im living in the kitchen and outside the window i can see town... lool

  • Scroll up and listen, bitches

  • now rap this somewhat fast and with flow and it goess like me ridin up the jersey shore, im on my way to nueva york, the city that most of u can't survive, a city where if u make the wrong move u can die, its up all night like ur girl when im on her mind, i walk around and pick up only dimes, man im so fly it's like i can't die, and everywhere i go you should know, im not here to spread hate, but i will if u bring me to hell's gates, but for now ill be ballin call me Mr. bill gates

  • Scroll down for shitty lyrics.

  • liki

  • abcdefg ... someone should have told u not to fuck with me :) 

  • @fliponcrack those should be the lyrics of the next lonelyisland song, or the next collegehumor hardlyworking rap

  • catch me, rollin strollin in my bonniville, 96" 15 inch rims, Coast to Coast, 1 ten here to jacksonville, to the valley of the sun, from the death valley of the God sun, Tony montana, Where 4 loc's and 85 degree weather is manditory, Sorry in the state the sell No 40's only in my neck of the woods. straight outta compton they say, straight from the ghetto to the hood, to my hood to your hood, hotter and better than beneath a engine hood.

  • to put it simply, im raw, so if your heated get at me. got a couple bottles, all labeled Hennessy. bitch step your game up, thats what Marcus said to me. so i gutted the little kid, organs on the Christmas tree. i am really mean, clearly you can see. laughin at my rap, well bitch get over here and try to laugh at me. black eyes, broken bones, no heart you see. im the grim reaper, evil gangrene, smelly pussy fungus, what the fuck does he mean. i need to wake up, someone tell me its a dream..

  • 50 cent would rock this shit

  • Insert soon to be stolen lyrics below

  • the first beat is wrong

    

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  • Yahh Niggas Is Some Butt At Lyrics

  • @normaaajeann Im a freak and welcome to circus im raisin the bar an u aint got no service, niggas turnin purple they gettin a little nervous, they luberderm without the jell basically u worthless, like all theses fucking songs wit all these fucking curses her pussy blur this, stupid bitch this aint porn they aint shirtless, call me the lion cause i just found my courage

  • My homey Mali used to stay one 79th and May One of my best friends from back in the day Down the street form Calumet a school full of stones He nicknamed me K-Rock so they'd leave me alone Bulls jacket with his hat broke way off Walk around the mall with his radio face off Plus he had the spinner from his Dayton's in his hand Keys in his hand reason again to let you know he's the man Back when we rocked Alesis he had dreams of Caprice's Drove by the teachers even more by police's
  • "LOOK IN THE FRIDGE TAKE SUSANS LUNCH" lmao FREDDY GONAN GET YOU....

  • 240p you know its legit.

  • geometry, yeah its so cool

    its the soul reason i show up to high school

    sitting in class, eww who cut the cheese

    come on please im learning about isosceles

  • @dawhite2pac trash

  • First off , fuck all yall, and the phone keep ringing,

    So Im off, And im not gonna call, she keep trippin

    and I go in, cause im goin win, winter time is blowin,

    my flow is about to be snowin, ah, the tree is blowin,

    out my window, its white widow, like this riddle,

    I get get , nah I spit spit, hah, Im legit it wont stop,

    my ears are ringing, now im hearin some singing, about stinging,

    about to be beastin, and dat boil milz, about to feastin,

    straight from the top down the keyboard recorded.

    -DBM

  • @hocoho30 your fuckin terrible

    

  • but 50cent better

    

  • @Dpoghosyan the gane is better then 50 cent anyday

  • normalot erga

  • Scroll down and get to know some fools ready to die for a TOP COMMENT.

  • @ItsDaStunnaBeatz aren't YOU trying to get a top comment?

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  • yo i got swag like a fkn microwave, i work in the office and my manager is dave. Photocopy room mothafocka its hot, if dave sees the jam then im gonna get dropped. Look in the fridge, take susans lunch, go round the back and have a mad munch. 17th floor bitches better get ready, cos the first thing you see is security guard freddy.

  • @fliponcrack LOL! hella funny make another one bro..

  • @fliponcrack genius hahaha

  • @fliponcrack haha wtf kid read yo shit befor postin it hahaha

  • @fliponcrack HAHAHAHA

  • @fliponcrack thats pretty good bro.

  • @fliponcrack haHAAAA good shit lol

  • @fliponcrack made my whore ass day

  • who's the producer???

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  • @TheLifizzle

    Not only was that stolen, it was very weak.

  • Fresh like, unhh; Impala, unnh Chrome hydraulics, 808 drums You don't want, none Nigga betta, run When beef is on, I'll pop that, trunk Come get, some Pistol grip, pump If a nigga step on my white Air, Ones Since red, rum Ready here I, come Compton, unh Dre found me in the, slums Selling that skunk, one hand on my gun I was selling rocks when Master P was saying "Unnnh" Buck pass the blunt These G-Unit girls just wanna have, fun Coke and rum Got weed on the ton
  • @xComedyHD What you gunna do, play me like ping pong??

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  • I think its funny 90% of the raps are from wiggers

  • lol thx fo makin me laugh wit da "raps" under my comment

  • I'm Comin Out My Dungeon' Hungry To A Read A Comment' Where One Went/ To Seize The Beat' Under His' Sing Song Trends/ It Seems To Me' King Kong Don't Wanna Be' Friends/ Gone Into Trauma' When I Swinged On 'His Dong' Again/ Brung The Bong In' For His Itch On Tiny Women/ Maybe I'm Wrong, But The Kings A Bitch' Wit No Sense/ I Guess' I'll Just Take The Whole Hit' Then!/ I Had To Write' After I Read/ Baddest' On The Hype' That Left Me For Dead/ --MikaelAngelo
  • @xComedyHD swaggadon? swaggot more like aha

  • lol @youtube rappers being all serious

  • finishing up my daily deed- just came home from blazing with my homie / what we packed in the pipe/ sticky bomb O.G / shit got us high/ made our eyes bleed.

  • Throw your attacks, deflect, I'll afflict you, sick of you, nobody'll pick you, I break your neck, I don't resurrect, I continue legacy, they're all dead, you see? I kill the medics, bring you out of Fed-Ex, I'm too strong for you all, I can take you down with one strike, you are all dykes, I'm the one they like, I eat you all up like Mike & Ike, I put my foot infront of your bike, you fall down, I kick up the dust, you're a bunch of rust, I'm the pie, you're the crust, I'm bloodlust, be scared.

  • I made a mess, been distressed, I show my own crest, I'm the master, but too far from wrecked, we all connect, I'll come next, and maybe even take a second step, put in jail by incest, messed up and stressed, I'm on a quest, to be the best, but still, have a contest, I put you in your nest, you're not ready to leave the nest, you need some work, choose your method, select, I'm always here, always getting stronger, be dialect, play fetch, as I throw your stick, I am the mech, I have great tech.

  • !! Dr Dre !!

  • trin to be on top cause on da grond is where the snakes be

  • dis is how its is boy i dont gave a fock \

    run up in ur focking crib and shoot ur gran mother up \yea bodies drop when my mac 10 pop\brains hit da focking ceiling when da 45 roc\ boy im from trinidad america wat up \\ got your girl on my dick but she just warming it up\ lisen to me carefully \ boy u dont want beaf wit me\ hit ur ass up so many times wit perfectancy\i int neva lef drug game dats where da paper be 

  • scroll down and read the raps if you wanna laugh

  • @ParthyBaby dont hate just cause you cant rap.. half the shit that gets posted on here is actually impressive

  • @ParthyBaby view all comments -> Ctrl + F -> "rivers1334" -> laugh your ass off.

  • fascinating, rappers exaggerating, thats brand new gimmick, sarcasm if you didnt get it/ im back to pay you a visit/arriving will soon, touchdown, dont miss it, its 4th & ten and hearts of men/ are tested in the battlefield/ speeding to da death , refuse to yield

  • now usually I don't do this but...

    Lemme get a verse please believe imma murder it/

    I dropped a new mixtape but I bet you never heard of it/

    Black Side of My Hand, food for thought and im servin it/

    But lots of people hating saying that I don't deserve a tip/

    I'm reckless, crazy, but you can call me FAZE/

    Disrespect it and they will see me come up in your face/

    Bring your breakfast and maybe I can take you on a date/

    Get arrested, no love for cops only hate/

    somethin light...F.A.Z.E

  • @chillimastar

    I like that mixtape line, man :P

  • yeah im so insane, directly to my brain, im a dogg off my leash, yes off my chain,but the fact remain, that i bring the pain, i come quick with game, keep this shit the same, and wut the fuck u sayin comin at me bitchin, sayin some shit like that will put u in a position, to be sent to the mortion, so if you cant take the heat get the fuck out the kithchin, yeah you need to listen, i come across dissin, like its my main misson, party every night like its traditon,Go against me u got to be kiddin

  • @mrmikeyman02 thats dope g tha last line waz ill you skill yo

  • o yea lets take a trip just sit back and and light a spliff and with dis dont slip on a funky dope track jumpback strap wit a fat buddah sac and a 78 lac o clean gangsta lean i got green bud i serve dubs like it aint no thang i hang wit og playas dont set trip or u might get wat we call a rat pack i dont slack when it come to streets

  • @TheLilfizzle YOU FUCKING BUM YOU TOOK THAT FROM EAZY E YOU SHOULD KILL YOUSELF

  • @TheLilfizzle stop stealin lyrics its from

    easy e

  • @TheLilfizzle u stole eazys lyrics in the other remix vid for this song. ur fucking lame kid

  • @TheLilfizzle Eazy E

  • @TheLilfizzle this is just the Eazy E remix

  • @TheLilfizzle eazy-e. better say who it is and now claim it urs mothafucka

  • How can you function wit a brain full a gas Put the flame on your ass Make a Coward shatter like glass Tasting Beauty And Class Chasing Doobies BoobIEs And Cash Niggas Moving so fast Road Runner cant zoom on yo ass BEEP BEEP Picklin Pete I rocket Bust To the sky Sticky sweet kinda kinda guy closer then the crust in ya eye. THATS GROSS
  • dont u be playin no games, u r too lame, im a real nigga dont u forget ma name, im rollin on the block, carryin a glock, let see whos on top, let see who has the better aim wit that glock, put a sock in it im hot, i bring heat to this block, its get rich or get popped, im a real nigga, u can sense it in me, why u playin G, bitch i'll beat u on the streets, homie look at me, u see no mercy u makin me angry, ur times up, put him in the pickup truck.......

  • but i still think this shirt looks like a curtain

  • this beat is corny as hell, frooty loops 101 beginner shit

  • @Shoe3003 u bugged this beat is still ill. Sometimes simple beats are the best one and this is an example.

  • @ JHussla211

    i'll marinate on that

  • @Shoe3003 lmao

    

  • yo, i roll like this, you know me, chillin up in this shit, sippin on bailey's, niggaz afraid of me, ppl cnt go near me, im in ma humma, bitchez keep comin, thy know nothin, thyre crazy, hw we do dont matter to you, ur just a priceless bitch in the street, beggin pleas for sex but it wont come through, so u stay afloat, ma niggaz bolt when they see ya, we got more imprtant misssion to get to

  • this is what we do, flip the shit dont slip

    oh brotha i forgot to tell you, i fucked your bitch

    sorry jus hadda ,cuz she was fine

    quarter past 9 then i had to give her mine

    if you know what im sayin flow ice cold

    call it moncton east coast like it up lets go

  • I'm gonna ride you like a 64 impala, your bitches pussy smell like hot tamala, I got cigarette burns on my dick, hollow it out, put it in a glass box and add a wick. I

  • Great !

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  • I NEVER HAD PUSSY TILL MY EX FIANCE DECIDED TO GIVE ME SOME NOOKIE/ IM LIKE A CAVITY ONLY A DENTIST CAN PULL ME/ I REMEMBER BACK THEN WHEN A NIGGA USTA BE ASHY N BUMMY/NOW EVERYBODY WONNA BE TECHNICAL N FOUL SO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REFEREE/I READ THAT I WOULD REACH THE HIGHEST POINT OF SUCESS EATING CHINESE/FOR THOSE THATS ASKING STOOPID QUESTIONS IT WAS IN A FORTUNE COOKIE/IM LIKE A UAV I CAN SEE ALL MY ENIMIES NEAR ME

  • @MrGolden230 Fucking gay i bet you reread and you were proud hahahhahah faggot

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  • Why you getting involved? Pussy hole, you dont know, you still do what your mum told, your only 15 years old, but you still act like you own the world, what cause I dont spit about money, chicks, or my dick you think i dont spit real shit? nah take a minute and step into my game, every one try get there pictures in the same frame, same friends? but when it comes down to it will they really take the blame? nah.

  • ay yo yo your momma suckin off obama looks like a lama i think her name is tanya JKstupid shit

  • Uh, Yo, controversy shall be between you and me, Fuck tha other nigguhz that be houndin up tha streetz, No lie, I survive, every time I feel like dying, It's a wonder how I strive to thrive. Rappin bout bitches, hoes, next you rappin bout shovels, This ain't gardening class, I'm bulldozing my way through; Clean up tha rubble. Know friends that'd land a nigguh in some trouble, Had to cut 'em off, like my life was goin through surgery; New possibilities -- undiscovered. For the people that care.
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  • ; MUITO BOM !

  • i kick back relax talk bout sum real shit, these kids spit saliva as i spit the real shit.i cry blood bein wat i destined to be, livin wat god gave to me, as all these trips jus tryin to kill me. reminisced to all these dudes wit holes left in em, its a reflex, ive been sent to get em. dnt call me youtube fag that posts stats, cuz u the buck that dont know how to rap, my people call me the son of hip hop, keepin it legal i was inspired by 2pac.

  • To be honest, I encourage ya'll to write your shit down here.. cause I enjoy reading em'

    and honestly again, it's better for you too.. the more you write, the better you get.

  • I don't see why y'all got a problem with people that share their songs on youtube, let them have their fun.

  • i ate some oranges and it was ok.

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  • losen up your tie guy, see what i did there, loosen up your tie or ill punch you in the eye, hit you gut and make you smell like a.. skunk, wiki wiki wiki wik... any way.. 

  • You know The Game was a hardcore gang-banger. He gang-banged with the Piru Bloods in LA. He went CK-riding with his homies all flamed up in red. WESTSIDE *makes blood hand signs*.

  • @TheDevineBeing no he wasn't. he was from the suburbs and didn't move back until h ewas grown, at which point he got involved. but unfortunately for you, you have revealed your ignorance. they dont go 'ck riding flamed up' too much these days. it's about money. fuck a gang color and you can ask any of them.

  • CHECK OUT MY COVER I DID ON ThIS INSTRUMENTAL ON MY PROFILE

  • @bulletboy211 Keep the hatin at a minimum.

  • @bulletboy211 Hey stupid, EMINEM didnt have youtube. He rapped on the streets with real G's. Not cowards hidin behind computers.

  • Check This, Watch me Wreck this While i Snatch yo Fresh Necklace, An Grab the Mic, Blow up the Show like Dynamite, Dont be Tryna Fightme, Cuz you Dont like how i Get the Cypher Hyphy, Straight Spit a Free Bee, you See me on the Tv, Gettin Caught Sprayin Graffiti, Best Believe me, West is Fresh, No Weezy -rowdy d

  • Apples snapples grapples with shackles on a tackle.

    ughhh im so fucking good

  • WANNA HEAR SOME HARD LONDON BARS CHECK OUT MY MUSIC VIDEO COOL PEOPLE.

  • This instrumental will forever be dope as fuck!

  • yall should throw ya keyboards. an leave this to the professionals.

  • Ever heard of the birds and the bees

    Bruv I invented that shit,

    I had your Mom on her knees!

    Say nothing nigga...

  • yo

  • intergalactic rapskills magneticaly sticks to your brain and pops your cels like bad pills-i got a style thats wild i got a style thats hot and i got style that will freeze you up in one shot- make you drop the mic and give up,make you call your mom while you tear up-

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  • jackoe get off my dick, jackoe get off my dick, jackoe get off my dick.

    u aint a gangsta u a bitch boy sucking ya mans off..

    u a waste of sperm u buckin jerk off.. fagget ass nigga put some pants on take dat skirt off..

    nigga ima beast lets do a rap off..

    16 shellz would have ya brains all ova da dash board..

    ya fuckin head will shattered like a back board..

    mad bars im a rap whore u a fruit cake

    u let ya girlfriend fuck u wit a strap on..

    lmao at u jackoe123 this is only my hobby

  • no shades covering my eyes / everyday is a perfect time to die / so i live my life like a playa with skills / im on to the next way faster then a jet / big girls small girls i takem how i getm / i dnt complain no overdue bills / keep my status single like a dolla / cash 5 bills all for some dollas / do u really gotta ask / im off to the club / so haters shut up cause i got my speaker up