Since when was "Porch Monkey" a racial slur?

[DEFxRECON]

Lol Randall is the best next to jay and silent bob

[classicrock4ev3r]

best part of the friggin movie

[CommanderRaiden]

yes

[ravacraftV]

Alias is my favorite.

[zwareshag]

lol at the black guy he just hungry When people get upset about jackshit dominant WIFE gets PISSED. BURGER DENIED :(

[LocalBoy141]

i learned A LOT of new words today.;)

[anubreedofangel]

I once called some coworkers a "bunch of monkeys" (refferin' to the ol' Monster.com commercials) when they were messin' up...i'd never heard of Porch Monkey before...a month later, this movie came out...talk about sh*tty timing...

[EminemFan202]

I'd never piss Wanda Sykes off

[CLBackherms]

Treatin' me like a god damn Jiggaboo

[pimpsrus35]

Well... she did refer a broken bottle as a nigger knife... O.o

[69xMetalheadx]

"Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a ni**er?" greatest line LOL

[joey17410]

what the fuck is a Porch Monkey

[SamSoapyThomas]

Baby you can't taste racism!! amazing

[PrinceMoogle]

so any1 else rape the repet buttion?



[SktRat4life]

grandma comes back with shotgun.. lol

[sneakypreacher]

No matter what race ya are...this fucking scene from Clerks 2 is fucking HILARIOUS! I love Wanda Sykes in this. So funny.

[94Samirenee]

I love how elias is just standing in the background like what the fuck is going on

[princejohnneyfan]

I love Randal's voice.

[CaveofTwoLovers]

Never heard the term "porch monkey" being used.

I know some black people from college, bet they wouldn't care if I called them porch monkeys.

[jizzin4genocide]

"she used to call me a little kike"

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

[TenWhoWereTaken]

Ahahaha a broken beer bottle is a 'nigger knife', holy shit!

[BejnXander]

Of course, saying 'cracker' isn't racist at all...

[comedyguy911]

@BejnXander Actually, the white equivalent would be Trailer Trash.

[originalshamus]

this made for a hilariously awkward first date i had with a lovely black chick

[ladistar]

@originalshamus hahaha seriously? holy shit, how did the end up going in the end

[pittsburghatecore]

Cracker! Not racial at all...

[jkw1234321]

i agree lets take back porch monkey for everyone everywhere for just lazy people agree.

[3Svideos]

I'm takin it back



[TheJoeyTaylor]

"Nigger knife"

[ChristopherDone]

Baby, you can't taste racism!

[superman1113215]

how the fuck does porch monkey relate to blacks

[cheryflavrdwal9]

@superman1113215 because back when they were slaves, it was common to relate them to being ape looking, so the house slaves on the porch were referred to as porch monkeys

[SkyussValley7]

he forgot to mention Moon Cricket

[MrDiamondFDC]

I hold down the porch all fuckin day.

[CMakaveli91]

'You cant taste racism' LOL

[MrSmarty1973]

hmmm i think i can spell little boy check wot i put.. everything is spelled correct hehe u fukin dumb little cunt hehe tell ur mum her knickers are still under my bed and they stink!!!!

[Alexanderthegreat119]

@MrSmarty1973 So you can spell, are you sure about that?. Because you total spelled "What" right, and you for sure spelled "Fucking" correctly, and you really spelled "mom" right. Along with the fact that, when you type "I" you capitolize it. Also my mom's dead so that means you are a necropheliac.

[Mattrickz]

@Alexanderthegreat119 Mum is spelled like that in the UK , it's not wrong

[Alexanderthegreat119]

@Mattrickz "Facepalm"

[MrSmarty1973]

@Alexanderthegreat119 so it is true u r a fuckin retard !!!!! oh and btw i think u meant to type totally not total u fuckin inbred american idiot!!! glad ur mums dead lol

[Alexanderthegreat119]

Cool story bro

[Arcane2010]

@MrSmarty1973 Woah calm down with the American hate jeez your argument is with him not the whole american people so don't generalize and group us all together.

[SlayerGuittar]

@Arcane2010 assholes generally do that because they're too stupid to think of anything else to say

[BuffaloOtters]

@MrSmarty1973

You sir deserve the finest throne in Hell.

[robertpaulfischer]

0:29 "I will... baby, you can't taste racism!"

[xxxslash616xxx]

There are too many sparking wiggles at this Moobys!

[TheUltimateBeing01]

This dude actually sounds like people on forums...

You wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I came across alot of people who actually thought like that.

[MrSmarty1973]

wtf!!! wot film is this from?? can anyone tell me??? plzzzz

[Alexanderthegreat119]

@MrSmarty1973 Jesus fucking christ, It's from "Clerks 2"

[MrSmarty1973]

@Alexanderthegreat119 jesus fucking christ???? wow ur vocab is really expanding can u say mummys boy?? rofl



[Alexanderthegreat119]

@MrSmarty1973 You don't even know how to spell right.

[xSkyler317x]

@Alexanderthegreat119

Saw your comment, calm the tone. Guy didn't know the name. No need to swear.

[timarleygraham]

lmfao Randall a funny dude

[Hoboinaboxdestroyer]

1:37 she looks like she's going to explode!

[n3v3rsh0utd3vin22x0]

Best part is when he fucking walks around with the shirt xD

[Saigax12]

White guy says porch monkey....'OH NO YOU DIDANT"

Black lady, "Cracka" .....nobody gives a shit.

Fuck colors, its just a card.

[aldoreshgaramok]

jiggaboo :D that's a funny word

if i had a parrot i would train it to say jiggaboo

[ItTheLotionRubber]

She wasnt racist- although she did refer to a broken beer bottle as a nigger knife @_@ that made me laugh so hard cause he said it with such calmness lol

[MrGorge20]

Coon, spook, spade, mooly, Jigaboo, Nig-Nog. Those are racist terms.

[angus1000001]

@MrGorge20 Nice ones too

[largel16]

@BulletThunders UmadBro?

[13aallaire]

Remember what the judge told you about that!

[largel16]

17 people are Porch Monkey's!

[BulletThunders]

@largel16

DUDE!!!! shut up.

[kingknowles2112]

DAUM!!!!

[pur3pr0d16y]

I'm bringin it back.

[123BenThere]

Coon, spooch, spade, mulie, jigaboo, nig-nog.....and of course NIGGER!

[homerrulezzzz]

i feel like wanda plays that character in everything. she's Just like that in curb your enthusiasm

[ronedogg69]

i been using porch monkey and yard ape for over 20 years lol this aint new.

i just found this video now. and its the funniest god damn video on youtube!!!

[Kingofallfreaks1]

@ronedogg69 Yard ape aint racist My dad use to call me and my friends yard apes all the time and all of us were white. It means runing around playing like a bunch of monkeys in the back yard..........I mean thats how I took it.

[14littlenicky]

why the fuck wouldnt she take that food???? FUCKING BITCH!!!!

[ludicer]

Black women complains about racist term, but calls a white man a 'cracka' the irony....

[ronedogg69]

@ludicer no no... a raciest cracka..... hahahaha i get a kick out of that. not just here but in general

[woundsofthefallen]

porch monkey 4 life!

[bolakkbola]

wot dis shit why dem say nigger n fagot dis shit prper racist shit fer tru innit why dem america hate da nigger come to da mi country n we love up d anigger we love dem up so much but not da fagots for tru halal

[TheSTFUfilms]

@bolakkbola Clearly you are an educated fellow.

[Lazypackmule]

I literally never heard porch monkey before seeing this movie.

[THERobertL2000]

@Lazypackmule Neither did I.

[i1killed2god3]

My whole vocabulary of racial slurs just expanded 10-fold.

[shabubbadub]

oh look its uncle mike from everybody hates chris

[simoltan]

Coon, Spook, Spade, Moolay, Jigga-boo, nig-nog THOSE are racial slurs Porch Monkey is not

[Tcc80s]

baby you can't taste racism

[wooldoor85]

JIGGA BOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DarkShadowRage2]

"It's cool i'm taking it back" haha xD

[Rozom]

The best memory I have of this movie is this entire scene. In the theatre I was in, it didn't matter what rece you were. Everyone was in tears laughing thier asses off, hanging on to the person next to them trying to catch a breath.

[CalisCool]

"DAMN!!!!!..........fuckin porch monkeys."

[bumgut]

Baby you can't taste rascism!

[The09Pker]

2:45 ahahahahHAHhahhahhahsHHAHAhhAH­AhaHAhA@!$#@!$@$#@ LOOOOOL

[crazychris1123]

why couldnt he eat the food? D: thats some bullshit i feel bad for the husband lol

[TheChucky4664]

love the WHAT THE FUCK at 2:24

[GiGixx621625]

The husband is such a sweetheart

[tatsumakisempyukaku]

Wanda Sykes is a fucking idiot. I've listened to her on several occasions with respect to her politics and she is purely emotional and a sensationalistic. I'm hispanic. I have a black girlfriend and we have a daughter, and yet someone like Wanda would call me racist for disagreeing with Obama's policies when in fact it'd be obvious to see I'm not racist. Calling me racist at that point only shows the limit of ones intellectual capacity. It's a cop out.

[TheSecondR]

@tatsumakisempyukaku

I don't know much about politics, but didn't you mean wife and daughter... or fiancee and daighter... either way congrats on the baby girl. Or in the words of Randall Graves; "May your first child be masculine"... er, feminine

[TheSecondR]

The only thing that ruined this scene, in my opinion, was Wanda Sykes...

[BlueBlazer89]

fat guys a terrible actor

[callmeal84]

white pride

[trevatrevs]

best scene ever period

[thagrammarnazi]

0:40 EXACTLY!

[TheObscureMind]

WHAT THE FUCK MAN ?!

[TheSlammurai]

Don't forget Swamp Ninja!

[TIGGERDAVEBOSTON]

IT'S OK I'M TAKIN IT BACK! PORCH MONKEY FOR LIFE!!!!!

[russellbrandfreak]

LOL "baby you cant taste racism!" :P

[Disturb3dFtw21]

fucking niggers

[Davkiller69]

Coon, spook, spade, moolie, ji-ga-boo, nig-nog those are racial slurs towards black people porch monkey is not

xD

[ItsFurness]

3:13 "Well listen to you, telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin. You're the racist."

[MarbReb]

@ItsFurness That's probably my favorite quote of all time.

[xcxdxd82]

I know this is old but, can't we all just get along and hate aliens when they land?

[sinaweena]

baby you can't taste racism

[TheAthiestMovement]

theres not one word i didnt love from 1:33 to 1:38

[TheEnviroFriend]

That woman was a huge bitch who was trying to be offended.

[jonesy1323]

Jig-a-boot

[stunt101clan]

Will people just accept that this is a funny scene and leave the racists comments out.....I mean, its a joke people

Just way to emotional, typing feelings on a computer.....cmon

[rocker4ever11]

Sheeny curse xD

[HandyMan101]

"cracka ass hate monger" she's the most racist "famous" person.

[ilovemesomechicken]

Since when were jews a race?

[TheDoviverse]

@ilovemesomechicken when hitler turned into an asshole

[t0fast]

@ilovemesomechicken jews is a religion and a race (Hebrews, now a days those who are from or can trace their routes to Israel ) however is still debatable yet used

[zyferion]

I'm bringing porch monkey back!!!!!!!!

[jejo02]

terrible acting

[Banminator]

you cant taste racism!

[Hahahanoseriously]

TROLLOLOL



[sumofty]

They go crazy when he says porch monkey in front of customers but not when everybody is swearing in front of them?

[Manduck2k3]

Funniest shit ever!

[TulipFarella]

One wears a sign reading 'porch monkey', and Alias wears a sign reading 'porch monkey in training'.

[EXRazeBurn]

Ladies and Gentlemen, to "Clerks 2". A movie so hilarious not even a cameo by Wanda Sykes could ruin it for me.

=3

[dlewgz]

i fell in love with rosario dawson in this movie.

[smexyfattman]

no its not nigger is..hahah racism is funny sometimes

[TheCarguy974]

I didn't know that Porch Monkey was a racial slur until I watched this movie.

[ilikepenguins100]

@TheCarguy974 dumb ass

[jasonganley1]

lol it was a good movie

[acceptance92]

My god I love this fucking movie.

[RetroGoop]

couch potato is also a racist slur

[physicsmonkey2]

the husband totally makes this scene.

[funnychick246]

Im black and i think this is funny, PORCH MONKEY, lolz!!

[Gurimmjaw]

I use Porch Monkey to describe someone who just sits on a porch and stares at their neighbors.

[jonlukevandam]

i thought crackers was the term slaveholders who would whip their slave? (what sound does a whip make?)

[retartedmorron]

@jonlukevandam it is

[Slipknotro123]

Well listen to you... Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin... you're the racist xD♥♥ I love his logic

[robinkom]

I can factually vouch for Randal's explanation, really. I'm not black and both my grandmother and mother used to call me a porch monkey too, FOR THE SAME REASON! I literally had no idea it was a racial slur until I saw this scene.

[RustyDaleShackleford]

"Cracker-ass". He referenced a racial slur's existence, and she flat-out calls him one. But everybody knows black people can't be racist. Right?

[dnavarre1]

@RustyDaleShackleford Also remember that she and her husband were talking about Mexicans just moments before.

[xxsolidsnake937xx]

@RustyDaleShackleford

Its a movie Broham, just enjoy the scene

[donlantez]

@RustyDaleShackleford No, Racist people exist in EVERY COLOR. PERIOD. And they're all wrong.

[50Cal420]

@RustyDaleShackleford your absolutly right man, only white people can be racist, since their the ones who invented it.

[globalchaos1984]

@50Cal420 lol "invented" racism. 

[SpidermanRun]

Cracka Cracka cracka cracka cracka cracka ass cracka crack cracka. . . . . . . . . Oh Shit. . did you just call me a nigger. . ?. . you racist peice of shit. im gonna make a big deal out of this, you cracka ass cracka mutha cracka fucka. ( logic)

[mrpleaseman]

I seriously did not know that this is a racial slur. I was just as confused as Randall

[cbob22]

you dont taste racism!!!

[obbma4ler22]

Is this clerks or clerks 2? Please reply :D

[cogar488]

@obbma4ler22 Clerks 2.

[SomeKindOfDevils]

@obbma4ler22 2

[tblud7]

"I WILL!" lmao that hungry black guy guy kills it

[angus1000001]

Im black and proud but I don'ts get offended by Porch monkey, I see more whites drinking in the street these days. Black people will take over from the honkies soon.

[urchinfive]

So funny love this movie xD takin it back

[Gurimmjaw]

When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago

[ninjabastard2]

2:49 dante's face lool

[x716mosdef]

Did Randall just call Mr.Dante a Nigger?

[stiflerdawg]

12 people have no sense of humor

[richardkennard]

FAIL

[runeboyz7]

did randell just call mr.dante a nigger?

[omiddarkjoker]

Did anyone else notice that Elias is still wearing the unplugged headphones when he's cleaning up? Hahaha

[tropicflow479]

omg laughed so hard i shit my pants :D

[MrSuccessfulfailure]

You cant taste racism lol

[devinx420]

LETS TAKE PORCH MONKEY BACK!

[omiddarkjoker]

Baby you cant taste racism. I lol'd so hard on that part!

[Jeskers18]

I always love how Randal turns everything around on Dante... If I were Dante, I would kill him. lol

[MisterWordman]

He shouldve called her gay while he was at it.

[joey15523]

"you little mothe..."XDDDD

[FAAbaddon]

What can I get for you little porch monkey?

It's cool, I'm taking it back!