Black Ops Fun Tactics- The Tree

[eleman97]

So I call in the fucking clown car.

Best quote.

[CriminalMindz33]

"Installed a dildo on top of his head"LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[SCMowns1]

@ChuckNorris hmm chuck norris commented on the vid

[MinutemanM1A1]

2:10 after he blasts that guy and turns around it looks like hes trying to swallow his elbow.....

[xGEn3rAaLXxLEE]

1:31 Where can i get some of that action?

[kwpunit]

I like how he genuinely tries to entertain and not just QUESTION OF THE DAY GIVEAWAY BULLSHIT COME SEE MY VLOG ON MY LIVESTREAM JOIN MY STEAM PAGE TO GET FREE HANDJOBS,he just talks about nipples and grabbing his testicles which is why everyone loves him

[thats8so8not8cool]

I like how he's not even trying to be funny, but show a tactic he uses in Black Ops.. yet I am laughing my ass off.

[35fuckface]

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[L4D2Hunter25]

Cr1TiKaL can make the strangest games, the stupidest games, and the wtf are these games playable.

[reichstag10]

@L4D2Hunter25 He actually motivated me to play Sumotori, Octodad and The Street Cleaner.

[CODBlackOps11910]

Epic Cr1Tikal Quote!

"...And they were actually 2 pretty good kills, and what am I doing with my hand? I just went to reach for my computer's mouse and my testicles started levitating... So i was grabbing them without even noticing."

This epic, nipple shattering, fail of a deceased chicken's shit quote can be found at 1:43

[ThatWhiteGuy97]

@CODBlackOps11910 You're not Cr1tikal, so don't try to act like him.

[jasonduong10]

The rason we enjoy Cr1tikal is not only because he is funny, humorous and intelectually gifted in terms of lexicon; he doesn't have shitty ads that ruin the beginning of video. He does stress that he "does not want to make money out of something he enjoys" - so to speak. That's the reason he doesn't apply for a partnership: cause he is AWESOME!!!!!!!

[ThatWhiteGuy97]

@jasonduong10 he has a partnership that's why he can make 10+ min vids

[jasonduong10]

@ThatWhiteGuy97 Not partnership, sorry, just linking his account and putting in ads.

[ThatWhiteGuy97]

@jasonduong10 Okay thanks for the info.

[CrazyHero]

clown car lmao



[ImJaffaah]

@Dragonborn3 If you wanna call Jesus stingy, goto your local church. :)

[BRBSHUTUPNOOB]

@ImJaffaah HEY BE NICE COD FANBOY! the shitty mw3 clip editors are mean.

[ImJaffaah]

@BRBSHUTUPNOOB That comment confused me, a lot.

[rockon935]

@Elephtherios1998 I know what you mean. Same here.

[69jonathann]

Nice

[Elephtherios1998]

Lol I was watching this at 3 am and I laughed so loud my parents woke up

[NewEnglandboy453]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA­HA

[fredthefunny69]

He had me lmao;-)

[darkpowers1231]

all my call of duty fiends raise your ak47s and ATTACK!

[L0st]

Cr1tikaL knows alot about the human body...

[darkpowers1231]

@L0st and his nipples

[state550]

1. Look at top comment to see the funniest joke in the video

2. Start the video and wait excitedly for that part.

[MrDeAdLyAsSaSsInZ]

and on this clip im using an awful gun (pulls out china lake) its basically ronald mcdonals asshole

[TheFogey17]

Is dat on xbox or pc?

[247ponage]

How does he not laugh. He just stays serious the whole time

[TheAmerican97]

I wonder if Cr1tikal edits out himself laughing? O-O

[myawesomecousins]

After I saw this video I did every Firing Range game and went 30-0 so THANK YOU Cr1TiKaL!!!!!!!!!

[AWsomekitteh]

Apply for partnership? :o

[TectonInd]

This man's deadpan is incredible.

[XAJX808]

hahaha. wthere the hell does this guy come up with this shit

[darkemerl3603]

@XAJX808 HIS NIPPLES

[knockout9999]

Sneeze.

[MrMichaeljacksonfan9]

lol when ur lyin down ur actuali plankin

[karlosspicywiener1]

cmen

[NickSayzRawrz]

He does this shit with a straight face...

[MidKnyteWarrior]

ok.... this was just TOO damn funny !

the best comedians don't realize it.

you rock bruh !

gamer tag: WikkedAngel (my wif'e's tag)

[kriskillerX]

Are you black ... you sound black O.o no offense XD

[kinselator1]

uploaded on my birthday :)

[Terrorstanius]

@kinselator1 thats 2 eternities of good luck

[kinselator1]

@Terrorstanius woohooo!!!!!

[TheStryker1998]

This guy is the ultimate comedian ........." .... Eat out of this anal cavity" Genius!

[IntoTheBacon]

All u got 2 do is shoot the target and then shoot him

[MeowCatPoopMilk]

wow! that captions actually work on this video!

[120metallist]

Wtf How the fuck does he do it xD Not laughing xD

[timeflys808]

Kama sutra? 1:29 

[megabuttfungus]

my psn is buttfungie i would love to do fun tactics in a 6 party in search and destroy but all my friends are try hards so if you want to do fun tactics friend me with a message saying fun tactics

[WigglePuppyFTW]

A little stiffy on top of the head wont hurt anybody :D

[TheHazegamer]

I came for the comments

[Bhx2231]

@TheHazegamer hell yeah man they are the best

[77asainkid]

i watch his videos because whatever he says is so damn fucking funny!!!!

[oneadamtwelve86]

if you go prone you can actually put your dick on his shoulder, so thats pretty cool.

[lolypop354]

lol



[Stewi124]

Hahaha nice try 360 tomahawks or sniper

[SpillSmastin]

soooooo fucking hilarious. i wanna play u sometime gt x7xnitSuax7x

[wolfshozzer]

Hahaha his emblem is walking ass paper

[Thrashzone005]

Fuck that's awesomely hilarious

[electricsolo33]

0.01-2.28 was hiliarious!

[timotei1996]

lol levitating testicles

[smoorzz1993]

yo u hella funny whats yo gamertag?



[jjtcoolkid]

1:20 - 2:28 is the best :)

[WorldOfAQ]

Easy way to do a 360!

[yungkartoon]

HHahaha dis guy is funny nice tactics doe

[NinjaInThePancakeMix]

There's basically a shitting rhinoceros of things you can do... LOLOLOLOL

[Superbonk777]

what an asshole

[Eggsecuter]

@ThemOldaBoys Don't question cr1tikal! xD

[callofsaintsrow2]

@ThemOldaBoys because each thing you can do represents the branches of a tree

[Vip3rC4in0022]

fuck the motion sensor thing is genius...i

[BAMFLegitslayer]

this guys fucking hilarious!!

[xenonzx]

I loled at his testicles levitating xD

[CQCDeath]

0:57 is some MLG legit shit with the Motion Sensor. That is almost game breaking.

[xsumuhdihx]

the grenade cr1tikal through at 1:14 did nothing

[iownzatminecraft]

@xsumuhdihx It's a decoy it basicly makes a sound of a gun and shows up on the mini-map and it meens to draw attention to that spot but i just see it flashing so i go lay down next to it.

[THEOCTOSQUIDINATOR]

so i basically installed a dildo on his head hahaha

[MrAlex154144]

180 noobtube lol

[SarcastcPlastic]

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[thenachobuffalo]

119 people couldn't climb the tree. =(

[KewlKittyKatKlan]

Has anyone noticed that hes hilarious and doesnt laff. hes a beast. FUCK YA

[MrPhantompants]

@KewlKittyKatKlan nice spelling

[subtleme100]

@KewlKittyKatKlan installed a dildo on his head

[GibbsGibberstein]

@KewlKittyKatKlan good comedians never laugh at their own jokes Also you have 69 thumbs up....hehe

[Terrorstanius]

@KewlKittyKatKlan he laughs, in another FT vid.....most of the comments have to do with that

[ImJaffaah]

@KewlKittyKatKlan "laff"? I assume you meant 'laugh' you illiterate fuck.

[Battlefieldfan97]

@ImJaffaah umad bro?

[ImJaffaah]

@Battlefieldfan97 You also grammatically retarded, bro?

[Battlefieldfan97]

@ImJaffaah kynd ov. y R yuu mad?!

[ImJaffaah]

@Battlefieldfan97 Nope, in fact we should hang out sometime :)

[Rhino88888888]

ay u should make a robot unicorn attack video... js

[airgilbert]

lmao

[xXxCosmicThunderxXx]

lol wtf monster

[goodygoody23]

1:50 was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life



[PNiffy1178]

RKPTGaming look it up for sick sniping montage

[bob3063v]

Lol at 1:46 xD

[Thesken513]

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO CR1TIKAL IS, MESSAGE ME

I DONT WANT TO POST IT AS A COMMENT IT BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN THE FUN FOR EVERYBODY.

THUMBS UP SO PEOPLE CAN SEE PLEASE

[sticknutz]

@Thesken513 fail attempt at getting thumbs up

[CaIi4ina]

hahahahahaaha

[wymiere]

you can swim around with the ballistic knife and then the person if they get to close

[TheyCallMeMisterCool]

Is this gameplay on the xbox 360

[TheDickCheese666]

@TheyCallMeMisterCool Yeah.

[1997rtk]

is your name adam u sound just like this kid i know

[LiamDons]

a little stiffy on top of his head rofl this guy is funny

[tylerf13ful]

119 people take black ops too seriously

[tylerf13ful]

is this improv, do you have these jokes in your head already. or do you make this shit up as you go along.

[tylerf13ful]

do you have emotions, ive never heard you laugh

[MrTrello]

My testicles started levitate. So I guesd I had my on them without knowing. lololololololololol

[cammyss12]

keep going dude ur so awesome

[neverspade]

So pro.

[Trolololololoify]

Thumbs down for sounding like a rapist.

Get A Dislike

[TheSPARTANwhat]

People he has said it before that is his real voice

[mrfail04]

"lets say you'd like to his head into your rectum."

[KSS998]

Are you trying to have a deep weird voice like that? No offense..

[skateordie1099]

"so then you can get creative and shit and i uhh put a motion sensor on his head so i basically installed a dildo on his head" lmao xD

[PROSiME0N]

@ThemOldaBoys because you look like a tree :D

[sloey94]

this is funny shit  so dead ass about everything!

[ALLDAY3V3RYDAY]

lmao!!

[SANABRIA737]

My testicles started levatating

[thozeguys2]

Man. That is a shitting rhinocerous amount of stuff you can do.

[69Shenny]

ahhahaah thats all i can say

[AssAssIN411992b]

2:07 codsotd?

[LethalBackStab]

"installed a dildo on his head" rofl!

[TheAdamwl]

1:29 . planking!!!

[Cyc0de]

@TheAdamwl with his dick! XD

[drats12345]

Hahaha effin anal cavity lol:D

[NYCParkourAddict]

This guy is freakin funny man.

[ezekgta4fan]

@ThemOldaBoys Why not?

[q4u1234]

@ThemOldaBoys because you can branch out the things you can do

[ThemOldaBoys]

@q4u1234 oh fuck

[Apocoliptico]

@ThemOldaBoys I think he was trying to say you climb the thing like a tree.

[Gyronetic]

/watch?v=hK-850sRGYA DTH uses his technique xD

[javiertx936]

it would be awesome if you had the final kill cam while doin that

[gurtanator]

I never knew you could jump on that target sign.. guess I could careless about it, but funny though.

[birdmanreptilepig]

omfg yur da funiest dude evarr! i think i just shitted my pants

[wolfthing11]

@HockeyBall1998 way to copy the highest rated comment

[imatrollinya]

the china lake is ronald mcdonalds asshole AHAHAHAHAHHA

[outragedrunner]

lol "so I basically installed a dildo on his head" haha

[ZingaaHD]

Levitateing balls ?!?!?! btw...i faved ALL of your vids tooo funny

[jsutherman]

it's basically Ronald McDonald's Asshole!!!!

[nikoj156]

OMG jhahahahahha funniest commentry i ve ever heard :DD

[Redtruck162]

" and what am I doing with my hand I just went to reach for my computers mouse and my testicles started levitating so I guess I was grabbing them without noticing" LOL LOL LOL 1:45

[austyn5455]

Funney

[BobflopSkills]

U make me Cry with laghter XD

[Maverick9523]

he needs to continue this series

[coolbeans995]

there's a spade on nuke town next to the shed at the green house get a camera spike put it in a position where you can she the handle go duck on it and it looks like your getting a anal

[dragorules1]

hey on nuketown try and jump on the red truck

[XzPSNTrophyHackzX]

If You Go Prone Your Putting Your Dick On The Gentlemens Shoulder xD

[Scarecrow363]

Lplolololol

[RulingHornet]

a dildoe on his head



[mGrady159]

Have marathon and sprint up behind an enemy for as long as possible then knife him right as he turns around

[Jackminster]

Shouldve seen my Grenade launcher kill i shot through a wall and headshotted the guy as final killcam

[adam11mpls]

Cr1tikal for PainkillerAlready!

[MrMakeman]

Cr1TiKaL for president!

[prizzy456]

a stiffy on top of somebody never hurts anybody

[MrTakvam]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahaahahahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaa­a! *dies*

[andrenegwer]

Top notch

[hinatticus]

Parkour onto his head!  Fuckin shit.

[RichHobOmg]

Lmao installed a dildo on his head. You are one funny man.

[Th3Pr0H4ck3r]

How can u even say those things without

laugh?

[StupidStuntsForYou]

It's basically Ronald mcdonalds asshole.. My new phrase

[jasonduong10]

CR1TIKAL, PLEASE REPLY VIA INBOX OR REPLY: I WILL BE HAPPY TO MAKE YOU AN INTRO IN SONY VEGAS 10 FOR "BLACK OPS FUN TACTICS". I'M NOT ASKING FOR ANYTHING, I JUST ENJOY YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH I WANT TO MAKE IT EVEN BETTER ;p

[ZeloepOlleh]

 laughed when he said," My testicles started levitating"

[998charlotte]

some funny shit here!

[iamfisherman1]

you can acctually instert his head into your rectum

[ivan1816ellan1618]

cool guys don't look at explosions 2:09

[xxmufinpwnagexx]

yeah if you go prone on him you can actually put your dick on this gentleman's shoulder