Fellow-YouTubers: If you want to chronicle a true paranoid schizophrenic, watch this kook's videos!!!! His real name is allegedly Mark and he thinks 99.9% of the population are FBI agents---LMAO!!---And there's LOTS more funny antics up his sleeve...someone should make a sitcom out of this joker's so-called life (BTW, he says he's not from Earth, also!!)
@PhuckHue2 wow how did you reply so fast you must like sit there beating the monkey till its purple huh.....fuckin perv ass dude..probably looking at kids or somethin,SICK FUCK.....i will not post again on perv network!!!
@mwillblade the way he looks and talks.. and making this vid.. the simple fact of being american should be enough.. but i turns out some of them are evolving..
@shooterman619 He is actually a man who lives in Colorado who is severely schitzo...he has a number of aliases on the net and lives off the grid up and down the mountain side of Telluride. He chooses everything because of what his ill brain tells him to do. An extremely sad individual to see in person and around town. He really believes the NSA, FBI, and members of the band Rush control the world government and want to kill him. I wish I was kidding.
@vaportrails44 have you ever met this guy in person?? i agree this guy has a lot of problems. but the fbi nsa cia federal reserve bank the UN the rothchilds and rockefelers really do control the world and are leading us into a NEW WORLD ORDER.
this video is just so f*ckin' awesome i need to visit it at least five to ten times a year to get my fix. thank you for posting this eleven seconds of cinematic genius.
Why on earth post this? 11 seconds is too short of course, but, for god's sake, tell us why this is so good! Oh, incidentally the burgers I make every saturday for my family look a helluva lot better.
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Red Meat Causes Cancer - The US National Cancer Institute released an eight-year study of the red meat intake of 500,000 adults that statistically proves that eating beef,lamb, pork & processed meat causes cancer, primarily bowel cancer. U.S. GOVT.
shut up, everything to the U.S. Government causes cancer. Apparently, drinking too much diet coke can cause cancer because of a ingredient, but has anyone had cancer from diet coke...NO so shut up and eat a fucking burger.
I type very fast if you wish yoo now so i do not kno2 what i type, nor do i check it because grammer is something unrequiredgh3 for an place like here, if i must i use it in real life, when i need too2k?
Whats wrong, its what my body tastes, dumb to thumb down, just because you like it, facts are facts, i hate hamburgers, ok? my metobalisim is low too mabe yyour is higher i don;t know and you eat alot so your not fat whislt your un healthy
must of come with a handjob to be the best burger in the world .
mwillblade 1 month ago
whoa, I live in Denver. I'm gonna try this place out!
Tsaier 1 month ago
RIP Mark :(
CBoyardee 1 month ago 12
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swimmerB0B 2 months ago
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swimmerB0B 2 months ago
No by the stuttery way he speaks means he over reacts about a average burger. Ever seen a mentally challenged person say ICE CREAMM BEST EVER WOWWW
mrzazzaable 3 months ago
By the looks of this guy I would be nervous if I had kids and we were in the same restaurant.
dachicagoan 4 months ago
heart attack in a bun
Dantasticwilliams 4 months ago
The w....worst video in the world
IMB2U 5 months ago
I feel stupid after watching this video...
TheWolfpack666 5 months ago
Its like the best means it must be cheap?
KaiserWilhelmIV 5 months ago
@KaiserWilhelmIV Yes it was under $10.00 with drink included.
Zahn 5 months ago
THanks for all the information so we can check this place out ourselves
longboardinman 6 months ago
@longboardinman Good point, Parkway Cafe yelp.com/biz/parkway-cafe-denver
Zahn 5 months ago
@Zahn
Thanks!
longboardinman 5 months ago
The best hamb'grr in the world.
FastJohnnyNardGard 6 months ago
simply delicious
iesdafrei 6 months ago
thats only the patty u dumbass
djpatrk 6 months ago
FUDDRUCKERS IS THE BEST
capnhands 7 months ago
why does this have so many views!
joehavian 7 months ago
WHERE IS FROM IT?
adrian84nl 7 months ago
it's not the best, but hey, food is food xD
ZiozoneEmperor 7 months ago
this is a video of the worlds biggest retard talking about a burger
OhNoNotMyPenis 7 months ago
It^s the music that made it the best..^^
daniellandgrens 9 months ago
Fellow-YouTubers: If you want to chronicle a true paranoid schizophrenic, watch this kook's videos!!!! His real name is allegedly Mark and he thinks 99.9% of the population are FBI agents---LMAO!!---And there's LOTS more funny antics up his sleeve...someone should make a sitcom out of this joker's so-called life (BTW, he says he's not from Earth, also!!)
msk7046 9 months ago
unsa?
junicares 9 months ago
looks greasey as hell
tonyfffuuu 9 months ago
dude you got ripped off..... maybe 3 bucks tops
apeuhkuri 10 months ago
I could've sworn i saw a government microchip sticking out the side of that burger
pfive 10 months ago
check the rest of this guy's videos...pretty much the next jared loughner
DonFourtonfour 11 months ago
there's no place like this man's home for the holidays
DonFourtonfour 11 months ago
lacks the jelly from a jellyfish found in jellyfish fields
KoujiKabuto 11 months ago
no cheese, no bacon? you suck.
Torbyz 11 months ago
Looks more like a steak than a hamburger!
Ostnizdasht206 1 year ago
Where's the friggin cheese and bacon?
boydb56 1 year ago
hambubger
skibbz0r 1 year ago 5
needs something....oh yeah, more hitler
NuggetPumpkin 1 year ago 3
The Best.....Hamberrr in the world......5.50. ALERT ALERT ROBOT MALFUNCTION ROBOT MALFUNCTION. PEDO BOT WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5.50 MINUTES.
xDJAMVx 1 year ago
PedoAlert
TehBladeRawr 1 year ago
Phedofile.
joshyworld11 1 year ago
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WHERE THE FUCK IS IT FROM!!!
django60617 1 year ago
550 calories or $5.50 with fries and a drink?
Stretchmancando 1 year ago
best video ever
TheViolenceMan 1 year ago
@TheViolenceMan and with the music in the background, the best CHRISTMAS video ever
stooge81 1 year ago
let the man enjoy his burger. if this is where he finds happiness, so be it.
hineighbor 1 year ago 17
what a stud
HenGlinz 1 year ago
i have no idea what this guy is talking about
danialmouse 1 year ago 3
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVAR!!!!!
CourtlandJacobSmock 1 year ago 4
The hamburger looks good, I'd like some of that, but that man looks a bit crazy, I hope he's not there when I eat it.
itsnophun 1 year ago 4
WTF is that? A Denny's burger?
KaiserWilhelmIV 1 year ago
@KaiserWilhelmIV Yes.
vaportrails44 1 year ago
everything is fine uncle doctor is coming soon! :)
schweingut1 1 year ago
i dont want to visit this mans basement!
funnybusiness442 1 year ago
poor guy...
zxh0505 1 year ago 5
is he mentally challenged?
itsnophun 1 year ago
@itsnophun Very.
vaportrails44 1 year ago
weak
zyklon20 1 year ago
lmao... that shyt look nasty especially all those pickles hahaha, i like how you said $5.50 why is that too expensive XD
NeztyKash 1 year ago
parvoeira do crl
CardozoMarquez 1 year ago
Is the camera kissing him after the vid
efil4aggin64 1 year ago
and this got nearly 50 thousand views. LOL
Spartanizzo 1 year ago
the sad music and stuttery way he speaks that sounds like he's on the brink of tears makes this also the saddest hamburger in the world.
sythax 1 year ago 16
@sythax LOL...classic!!!
evergreenoldboys13 1 year ago
Lmao...........
joemama3191 1 year ago
the worst vid on youtube......
magicviolin1991 1 year ago 6
hands down, best video on youtube.
stooge81 1 year ago 5
5.50, almost cheaper then your mother.
NutMCtavish 1 year ago 7
@NutMCtavish , A one night stand doesn't cost much, but a full-on deluxe package... oooohh, mama! :]
Backwardskey 1 year ago
Why does he point his camera at his cheek in the end :)
13Kukis 1 year ago
...i know ur shown ur fav food, but you scared the shit outta me..u didnt take that burger home an fuck it did you..? BEST BEEF INJECTION EVER!!
shaneanus 1 year ago
good ol roadsplatter burgers
TheReclamation14 1 year ago
get er dun!
PhuckHue2 1 year ago
@PhuckHue2 that shit is sooo played out...and its GIT-ER-DONE!
Nelson4207 1 year ago
@Nelson4207 sorry, I'm not up to date the current trash lingo
PhuckHue2 1 year ago
@PhuckHue2 then don't try to act like you do....fuckin poser!!! get of the cable guys nuts bitch...here's your sign!!!
Nelson4207 1 year ago
@Nelson4207 you are correct. everybody can't be trash like you. there has to be human beings in the world
PhuckHue2 1 year ago
@PhuckHue2 wow how did you reply so fast you must like sit there beating the monkey till its purple huh.....fuckin perv ass dude..probably looking at kids or somethin,SICK FUCK.....i will not post again on perv network!!!
Nelson4207 1 year ago
rednecks...
jegvilhais 1 year ago
@jegvilhais Redneck ? Why is he a redneck ?
Do you know what a redneck is being from Denmark ?
mwillblade 1 year ago
@mwillblade Bait?
ZERIXQ 1 year ago
@mwillblade he's a redneck
shooterman619 1 year ago
@shooterman619 What makes him a redneck ?
mwillblade 1 year ago
@mwillblade the way he looks and talks.. and making this vid.. the simple fact of being american should be enough.. but i turns out some of them are evolving..
shooterman619 1 year ago
@shooterman619 He is actually a man who lives in Colorado who is severely schitzo...he has a number of aliases on the net and lives off the grid up and down the mountain side of Telluride. He chooses everything because of what his ill brain tells him to do. An extremely sad individual to see in person and around town. He really believes the NSA, FBI, and members of the band Rush control the world government and want to kill him. I wish I was kidding.
vaportrails44 1 year ago 5
@vaportrails44 have you ever met this guy in person?? i agree this guy has a lot of problems. but the fbi nsa cia federal reserve bank the UN the rothchilds and rockefelers really do control the world and are leading us into a NEW WORLD ORDER.
piketyl000 1 year ago
He looks & sounds autistic.
Starufy 1 year ago
@Starufy People with autism don't have a "look".
ChompsterChomp 1 year ago
550 is the number of victims in cement in his basement
strawalker 1 year ago 120
@strawalker man thats fukn awsome...been laughn for about 20mins...ps...what a fukn freeaakk!!
shaneanus 1 year ago
@strawalker funny
TheAteam30294 1 year ago
@strawalker
550... the no. of times I laughed at this response
TheRyanReilly 9 months ago
@strawalker
He's homeless, so it would be the number of victims he's stuffed into ditches near where he resides.
KataclysmKat 8 months ago
this person scares me.
robertk2007 1 year ago
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qwertj1 1 year ago
Sucks ,is a New burger worldwide call BEMBOS
Incasport 2 years ago
Please do a documentary. You're a freakin' genius
ragus3442 2 years ago 7
Boloss
VICTORIEN78 2 years ago
watch mine too!!
malenabarraillier 2 years ago
b.b...bbest burger in the world. ffffffffffive fifty.
weelllll llllleeeetttttssss goooooooo
kent1234567891011121 2 years ago
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qwertj1 1 year ago
human head found in burger
Azoicum 2 years ago 4
this video is just so f*ckin' awesome i need to visit it at least five to ten times a year to get my fix. thank you for posting this eleven seconds of cinematic genius.
stooge81 2 years ago 3
Kids, this is why you shouldn't sniff old Ketchup Bottles.
mi6QBranch 2 years ago 41
I would go to Fudruckers instead
mlrosier30068 2 years ago
fuck leave him alone lol aint he aloud to share his person veiw wid the world
coulston111 2 years ago
omg omg this is the best hmbgr i've ever seen! 5*! omg omg !
ahmprince 2 years ago 2
i can shit a burger that looks better then that lol
NarutoUzumaki145 2 years ago 7
LMFAO! XD
MiSkO8z 2 years ago
"...five fifty." :(
EccentricEclectic 2 years ago 5
That was just a very standard burger.. Not even above avarge.. Im sorry but you got ripped of 5.50bucks.
alliancesuxftw 2 years ago
eww that shit looks gross
vannycane 2 years ago
well i am not sure if i even eat this burger let alone to say that this is the best hamburger
c4ssey 2 years ago
The only way that could be the best burger in the world is if the burger will give you a hand job befor you eat it .
mwillblade 2 years ago 2
yes. I don't know him personally, but there's no way he's not retarded.
skwerd1000 2 years ago
is that guy retarded?
robertk2007 2 years ago 2
that whole clip was retarted!
6plastic 2 years ago
i garuntee u that this burger sucks ass 2
iraqisuicidebomber 2 years ago 2
thats one ugly scary burger
iraqisuicidebomber 2 years ago
meeh meeh der der waggi woo
nirvanafan2737 2 years ago 3
It is the BEST for the person in the video clip because...
...he normally eats crusty dog TURDS!!!
DippShits 2 years ago 9
that burger sucks you redneck!
Lock0n86 2 years ago
IT LOOKS LIKE BURGES AND BEER
puic989 2 years ago
holy shit that steak looks juicy
NinjAroha 2 years ago
The best burger in the world is at In N Out.
Duh.
TRAMvids 2 years ago 4
Worst video in the world...Priceless.
JAYKAY! You're my hero.
SafetySam 2 years ago 6
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazyman1212 2 years ago
Why is it the best burger in the world?Does it come with a big breasted hooker ?
mwillblade 2 years ago 5
LMAO!
ChampionKnightofRune 2 years ago
uhhh this looks like a basic i threw beef on a frying pan and then threw it on a bun with a pickle.
BurnTheLeaves 2 years ago 2
Why on earth post this? 11 seconds is too short of course, but, for god's sake, tell us why this is so good! Oh, incidentally the burgers I make every saturday for my family look a helluva lot better.
piehole23 2 years ago 5
If it ain't a slyder, it ain't the best...
xXJacobBuckXx 2 years ago 2
Carpenters Christmas Album in the background.
eysikal 2 years ago 4
are you GAY ?
fearlessbones 2 years ago 2
what an asshole
LosAngelesFresh1 2 years ago
That's pretty lame burguer... Lame host as well.
fgherger 2 years ago 3
Is it better than In n Out burgers?
fishandfestival 2 years ago 2
5.50
rockbandgutiarhero 2 years ago
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you fat american fuck
88blackened88 3 years ago
That comment is unnecessary.
Huba588 3 years ago 3
where is this burger????>???
niftyat12 3 years ago
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now im hungry
EXTERMINATINGnannonx 3 years ago
That's it? I bought a fucken' good ass burger for like 11 bucks. Do you think it was a rip off? I think it was.
PXG013 3 years ago
HAHA, retarded or what???
modskii 3 years ago 2
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big pile of shit
packoflies2 3 years ago
Well said you son of a bitch.
maxwolfeee 3 years ago 52
you are welcome, You son of a bitch
packoflies2 3 years ago 41
@maxwolfeee u said it
legomania12 1 year ago
Somebody let Cousin Billy out of the house without his medicine again.
stooge81 3 years ago 6
hahahahaha
thats funny
lmao
rockerlola 3 years ago 7
This made me hungry.
Nerdnproudofit 3 years ago
WTF? THAT'S IT?
aperez8696 3 years ago 11
damn neeega that looks good
this is a stupid video but i favorited it because im real hungry right now.. and i believe that only this burger can fufill this hunger of mine
SHIT
doctorjjj4 3 years ago
recent studies show tht commenting about getting cancer cause cancer how ironic
ACDCrocks051 3 years ago 9
AH????
misterw2000 3 years ago
.....
matt11122233 3 years ago
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Red Meat Causes Cancer - The US National Cancer Institute released an eight-year study of the red meat intake of 500,000 adults that statistically proves that eating beef,lamb, pork & processed meat causes cancer, primarily bowel cancer. U.S. GOVT.
mrstopcancer 3 years ago
shut up, everything to the U.S. Government causes cancer. Apparently, drinking too much diet coke can cause cancer because of a ingredient, but has anyone had cancer from diet coke...NO so shut up and eat a fucking burger.
modestrob12 3 years ago 5
it turns out thinking about cancer, causes cancer. im sorry.
dawayne222 3 years ago 9
this is true
paperbleble 2 years ago
recent studies has also shown that potatoes increases risk of cancer
marksari 3 years ago
recent studies show being born will cause cancer. you're all lucky to be alive.
TlGBC 3 years ago 12
that burger is a piece of fucking shit come to hamilton ontario canada and go to O'NEILS
diecrewdeluks 3 years ago
Dude people are lloking at you like that guys a fucking weirdo or child molester
jimmyvonbailey 3 years ago
dennys!
Fox250R 3 years ago
dude you think thats a burger lolol,,pathetic
fraginat0r 3 years ago
no man, it just looked like he was eating at dennys lol
Fox250R 3 years ago
i hate hamburgers, unless hciken, beef tast like metal, lots of fat, get clogged veins aritey, and.... mabey mad cow deasia? blurg
tardisomga 3 years ago
Well chicken clearly isn't helping your spelling..
davidFbeckham 3 years ago
I type very fast if you wish yoo now so i do not kno2 what i type, nor do i check it because grammer is something unrequiredgh3 for an place like here, if i must i use it in real life, when i need too2k?
tardisomga 3 years ago
Whats wrong, its what my body tastes, dumb to thumb down, just because you like it, facts are facts, i hate hamburgers, ok? my metobalisim is low too mabe yyour is higher i don;t know and you eat alot so your not fat whislt your un healthy
tardisomga 3 years ago
gross.
toastxrawr 3 years ago
seemed like a sad movie moment in the beginning
omgdumass415 3 years ago
The best burger in the world is in Tennessee they have been deep frying there burgers since 1910
sjm8890 3 years ago
omg that looks like a steak burger fuk im getting hungry im drooling over the keyboard help
llIllIllIllI101 3 years ago
Eww
Poverty countries trying to show off with hamburgers? Sheesh.
"5.50"
LOL You lowlife. Eat some healthy food for a change
KyuAreEss 3 years ago
Elitist much?
armelisback 3 years ago
I want a hamburgergulerger sooo bad now
aktoyjumper 3 years ago
Haha are you crying? ;P
coltrobin 3 years ago 3
wow thats meal worms
davedjrongo12 3 years ago
Looks tasty.
Satchel334 4 years ago