-The bags are in the car, José. -The name is Gomez. -Whatever. -Yeah, great. Here. Take Baby. Clean out his bag. Poor thing just pooped everywhere. And teach him how to say, ''Quiero Taco Bell.'' -Thanks a lot, Rico Suave. Grazie. -Thanks, Julio. LMAOO
I still can't believe that the girls can't realize that they're really guys. I suppose they just think they got bad plastic surgery and got punched in the vocal cords.
No, no no no, do- do- do- don't have a-uh-uh-uh-a BF..Now. "I want to speak to your supervisor, better yet, I'M gonna write a letter." You are in big trouble "Dear..Mr. ??Hampton..I AM A WHITE WOMEN IN America" Ladies, is there a problem here? "Yup" Yess. "No, sir no no there's there's no problem I.." These are 2 of our V.I.P guests. Issue them keys..Immediately, Hmm? "Sure" V.I.P learn your acronym, HEh HEI HA" What a sweetheart." Here you are, enjoy your stay"
"Credit Card? ID? I'm SO FREAKIN' PISSED" Umm Ma'am I didn't "First of all i go to Dr.Dorkman, he totally messes up my nose job. I asked him to make me look like Gweneth Patrol. I get off the surgery table looking like FREAKIN' Shrek. Then i get here, and MR.HARPER MAKES ME FEEL LIKE i'm some DUMB blonde with fake boobs, going to a Hugh Hefner party" NO No i didn't mean to offend you it's just it's it's protocol "I'M GONNA have a BF" Oh My God, she's gonna have a Bitch Fit OHH
1:01 You guys do know that's Ben Nemtin from The Buried Life, i have proof, but it won't let me put in a link, but follow these directions and you can see yourself
1.) go to yahoo . com / movies
2.) search "White Chicks"
3.) click the first one under "Top Matching Movie Titles"
4.) find where it says "Cast and Credits" and click the words in the bottom right corner that say "See Full Cast and Credits" and look at the last person on the bottom of the list that is titled "Actors" See i told you :D
Dude on the left looks like Shrek and dude on the right looks just like a girl!!! LMAO But best part is "Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for!?!? Yo hold my poodle..hold my poodle!!! You want some of this What what bot what!!!'' LMAO!! Luv this movie
Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for?! Yo hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! Hey yall whats up you got a problem?! Yall want some of this?! You want some of this punk?! What, what boy what?! I'll take the both of you! I got this for you, kiss my black ass!Markis cut it out hes lookin at me like im some kind of girl man you are a girl and you better start acting like one or you gonna be a unimploed girl the manktans is in the car hose whatever yeah.
ha i love how Kevin and Marcus freak out when they are being checked out when they get to the hotel, depending on the situation i can react the same way
Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for?! Yo hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! Hey yall whats up you got a problem?! Yall want some of this?! You want some of this punk?! What, what boy what?! I'll take the both of you! I got this for you, kiss my black ass!
HOLD MY POODLE NO HOLD MY POODLE
VerdellCharles 9 months ago
Um the name is Gomez
WHATEVERRRRRRRRR
1:17
iamneverserious 9 months ago
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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE MAN !!
MsJustinlover1234 9 months ago
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCLATE MAN !!
MsJustinlover1234 9 months ago
im so freakin pissed.
djbigmama33 9 months ago
I just notice that chick who plays Lisa is also in Dexter :D
heytranny 9 months ago
dear mr hampton
i am a WHITE. WOMAN
in..
AMERICA
V.I.P. learn yo acronyms
AND.
wht a beautiful chocolate man
MakalahBaybee 9 months ago
what was heather doing at 8:09?
Lynnie318 9 months ago
"You wanna talk about mothersss, it's mother timmeee" LOL XD
RandomEvey98 9 months ago
from 3:03 to 3:06 it looks like kevin isnt writing anything LoL
808anuhea 9 months ago
31 people were so frickin' pissed.
andrew30329 9 months ago
"Has Anyone Ever Told U Like Just Like Denzel Washington" @3:26
LMFAO
Pbrad28 10 months ago
frikin shrek lol love it and bf <3333333
codenesskystv 10 months ago
LOL AT 0:19- 0:30
erikboi777 10 months ago
YOU TRYNA LOOK AT MY LUMPS YO HOLD THIS!! NO I HANDLE MINES I HANDLE MINES!!!
You Wanna Talk about motherrrs!!! Its Mother timee!!
lmaoo!!
collegekidd14 10 months ago
YOU TRYNA LOOK AT MY LUMPS YO HOLD THIS!! NO I HANDLE MINES I HANDLE MINES!!!
lmaoo!!
collegekidd14 10 months ago
1:03 - IT'S BEN FROM THE BURIED LIFE!
Shimmerwave 10 months ago
where is part 4?
Mids14 10 months ago
Wat a beautiful chocolate man hahaha beautiful hahaha lol :DDD
808anuhea 10 months ago
723 what is that black thing on that girls wrist?
Mennismervice 10 months ago
@Mennismervice A tattoo :P
GoodConditions 10 months ago
What a beautiful chocolate man!
volgg 10 months ago 3
LAMOO:D
u can kiss my blackkasss:D
MegaSwangirl 10 months ago
i can tell you one thing, black people can tell jokes!
I'm asian, so I'm not being biased at all! Some people are just good at one thing, when others are good at another!
Bangel911 10 months ago
AYO HOLD MAH POODLE, HOLD MAH POODLE !
DJaYxT9500 10 months ago 4
thats greg from scary movie
blackbutterfly233ify 10 months ago
marlon is hilarious
blackbutterfly233ify 10 months ago
Hold ma poodle , hold MA POODLE !! :D
suarez0909 10 months ago 2
lol I love their laugh :D
RanRan2896 10 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U CAN KISS MY BLACK ASS !!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE MAN AHAA HA HAAAAA
chyannesings 10 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U CAN KISS MY BLACK ASS !!!!
chyannesings 10 months ago
SHREK!!!
:-[)))))))
Dude, I can't stop laughing!
khaadimone 10 months ago
I love this part jajajajajaja
ylpereao 10 months ago
YO hold ma poodle, hold ma poodle!
TYPHOOMASTER 10 months ago 4
what a beautiful chocolate man
treesmokerful 10 months ago 14
I got this For You!, Kiss My black ass
09aax 10 months ago 5
wat a beautiful chocolate man LMAO
808anuhea 10 months ago
"what a beautiful chocolate man" BAHAHAHA!;D
123Amula 10 months ago 2
Credit Card? ID? I'm soo frickin pissed. <3
redfireburnsblue 10 months ago 3
hold mah poodle! hahaha lmfao
denisesuzaku 10 months ago 2
Ex Squeeze me?!
lizzlizz10 10 months ago
I love their white girl giggles!!
sweettyme16 11 months ago
Hold my poodle Hold my poodle .BWAHAHAHAHA hilarious my all time favorite movie !!!!
orcavt09 11 months ago
Anyone think the Wayans brother's in drag in this movie look like Amber Portwood of Teen Mom fame?
ifuseekamy 11 months ago
I handle mine dog!
YoungReezy26 11 months ago
Its a gost a 502 on the wall
gogginslkhari 11 months ago
That's the girl from the game and it's a host on 520 on the wall
gogginslkhari 11 months ago
"something's wrong doctor dre, my coochie's doing the beatbox"
helloxamyizzle 11 months ago 3
is it ... Audio swapped , or is it just me ?
MellySaurr 11 months ago
Is that Ben,Whitney Port's bf?
munnyrah1 11 months ago
i like her laugh. ROFL
03cqn3lc30 11 months ago
kiss my black ass
Gustavobarbosa7 11 months ago
oh wait you got taller. oh we got our knees done. haha.
x3DD131OKST3Rx 11 months ago
pffft.. chocolate man
DemonicKazuko13 11 months ago
hahahah HOLD MY POODLE!!
Chocoface123 11 months ago
ok is it just me...or does heather and megan's mom look unnatural? i mean...the lips and the duck face in general?
BarelyPeach 11 months ago
homophobic film
seventeenboi 11 months ago
this movie got me dyin'
seventeenboi 11 months ago
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ericagil91 11 months ago
ROFL 0:41 kiss my black ass
BrionnaWhite 11 months ago
1:02 its ben from the buried life
HoopsUniversity 11 months ago
loooooooooooooooooooooooool
blackbarbie1566 11 months ago
''I get off the surgery table looking like frikkin Shrek'' lol
JRTombRaider 11 months ago 5
what a beautiful chocolate man fuckin funny
pokerface31ful 11 months ago
What a beautiful chocolate man! XD trololololol!
bloodedwing18 11 months ago 2
@bloodedwing18 lol i almost snorted my drink
timmy7796 11 months ago
@timmy7796 Hahaha XD
bloodedwing18 11 months ago
@bloodedwing18 it was in my mouth and i almost snorted it out no joke haha. funniest movie ever
timmy7796 11 months ago
@timmy7796 I know, hahaha. Imagining it makes me laugh =))
bloodedwing18 11 months ago
@bloodedwing18 :D this movie is too funny
timmy7796 11 months ago
@timmy7796 Yeah :D. Hahaha XD
bloodedwing18 11 months ago
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bossmankj17 11 months ago
EY YOU TRYIN' TA LOOK AT MAH LUMPS!?
AnarchistGoth 11 months ago
"YO! HOLD MAH POODLE!" lmao
TheSuperDipple 11 months ago
"You're a beautiful, chocolate man." Lmfao.
I30mbs 11 months ago
"I GOT THIS FOR YA! KISS MY BLACK ASS!" Fucking hilarious. LOL.
ksbaxter 11 months ago 4
lmao @ 3:38 & also 8:18
missnatalya100 11 months ago
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missnatalya100 11 months ago
this is so funny everytime i watch it it craps me up
704puppy 11 months ago
Sony is uber stupid for cancelling White Chicks 2!!!!
dcguy30 1 year ago
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Dear Mr Royal Hampton, I am a WHITE woman, in America!
yiannakoulias 11 months ago
btw, are they supposed to be like paris and nichole hilton?
xxxxGALAXYxxxx 1 year ago
0:35-1:13 Is hilarious and 3:01-3:05 lol
xxxxGALAXYxxxx 1 year ago
wait a minute. there was only one guy in the room when girls were pissed how does the other one acting perfectly and he was not even there...???
just a question
UNO50 1 year ago
and teach him how to say "queiro Taco bell" lol
handymandan100 1 year ago
hey that's Kelly from the game
kelz334 1 year ago
Your mother's so old her breastmilk is powdered and breastfeeds like this *get powder in hand and blow it in heather and megans face*
Linzay091 1 year ago 69
at 1:00 its ben from the buried life!:)
montanasierrazoe 1 year ago 5
dubbings out :L
MonkeyPunkyFunky 1 year ago
OMG!
the guy who was like "damn i'd sure like to cut that cake" looks like Ben from the buried life!
JJJJLT 1 year ago
exSQUEEZE ME?? lol
VivaLaGlam719 1 year ago
chrisbrowngurl05 1 year ago 4
wat a beatiful black man lol lol dat is so true lol lol jks
sweetbunn12345 1 year ago
luv dis movie so muchh
sweetbunn12345 1 year ago
Marlon looks gorgeous as a woman
shaywhite123 1 year ago
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petpen123 1 year ago
I still can't believe that the girls can't realize that they're really guys. I suppose they just think they got bad plastic surgery and got punched in the vocal cords.
MyMovieLove 1 year ago
@MyMovieLove
Or its just a stupid movie
YellowLemonRedApple 1 year ago
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13jmall 1 year ago
Hold my poodle!
manon170396 1 year ago 29
Thanks a lot RICO SUAVE! grtcie hahah
gerardito9106 1 year ago
"And i never noticed how big they are... but ill still bone!"
Hahaha
tamborero510 1 year ago 4
your mother is so old that her breast milk is powdered^^
serenaryee 1 year ago 4
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MACBULMERR 1 year ago
Yeah, they had a screening at Saks Fifth Avenue. In the security office. A klept-HO-maniac. HAHAHAHAHAHA
FutureMrsLautner22 1 year ago
YO HOLD MY POODLE! HOLD MY POODLE!
SMB25rokz 1 year ago
Squeeze me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bosnian23x 1 year ago
DEAR....MR...ROYAL....HAMPTON...LMAO
MrAdrienTv 1 year ago
I am a white woman in america....
youaresuperb 1 year ago
No, no no no, do- do- do- don't have a-uh-uh-uh-a BF..Now. "I want to speak to your supervisor, better yet, I'M gonna write a letter." You are in big trouble "Dear..Mr. ??Hampton..I AM A WHITE WOMEN IN America" Ladies, is there a problem here? "Yup" Yess. "No, sir no no there's there's no problem I.." These are 2 of our V.I.P guests. Issue them keys..Immediately, Hmm? "Sure" V.I.P learn your acronym, HEh HEI HA" What a sweetheart." Here you are, enjoy your stay"
EmoxGirl97 1 year ago
"Credit Card? ID? I'm SO FREAKIN' PISSED" Umm Ma'am I didn't "First of all i go to Dr.Dorkman, he totally messes up my nose job. I asked him to make me look like Gweneth Patrol. I get off the surgery table looking like FREAKIN' Shrek. Then i get here, and MR.HARPER MAKES ME FEEL LIKE i'm some DUMB blonde with fake boobs, going to a Hugh Hefner party" NO No i didn't mean to offend you it's just it's it's protocol "I'M GONNA have a BF" Oh My God, she's gonna have a Bitch Fit OHH
EmoxGirl97 1 year ago
1:01 You guys do know that's Ben Nemtin from The Buried Life, i have proof, but it won't let me put in a link, but follow these directions and you can see yourself
1.) go to yahoo . com / movies
2.) search "White Chicks"
3.) click the first one under "Top Matching Movie Titles"
4.) find where it says "Cast and Credits" and click the words in the bottom right corner that say "See Full Cast and Credits" and look at the last person on the bottom of the list that is titled "Actors" See i told you :D
EmoxGirl97 1 year ago
@EmoxGirl97 u have to much spare times on your hands emo child
BillyWigmore 1 year ago
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EmoxGirl97 1 year ago
hes looking at me like im some kind of girl man... u r a girl HAHAHAHAHA
MrKittycat98 1 year ago
Theyre hot!
What are you blind?Thats heather and megan vandervilyour sworn enemies since you were like 8
O: did i say hot? i meant *holds hand up* not! *wrinkles nose * i totally hate them!
LOL
AutumnRain2714 1 year ago
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AutumnRain2714 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY U LOOKING AT MY ASS
Lailanisurflove 1 year ago
omg ben from the buried life
SuperKelroy 1 year ago
Dude on the left looks like Shrek and dude on the right looks just like a girl!!! LMAO But best part is "Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for!?!? Yo hold my poodle..hold my poodle!!! You want some of this What what bot what!!!'' LMAO!! Luv this movie
MegaMsHoney 1 year ago
LOLOL Ben from The Buried Life's random one-liner :)
balletbabe104 1 year ago
"Dear Mr Royal Hampton, I am a WHITE woman, in America!"
ROFL !!
Serielle 1 year ago 103
i am so piste
yiannakoulias 11 months ago
@Serielle Lmaaaoo Yeaaah Thaat Partt wasz Heeekaaaaa Funnny!!!
iLoveTheBay93 11 months ago
7:40
"SOMETHINGS WRONG DR. DRAY, MY COOCHIES DOING A BEAT BOX."
ImReaching 1 year ago 5
lol i always skip to this part because this is when the movie gets good!
dalishus09 1 year ago 4
Yo hold ma poodle, hold ma poodle. LMFAO!
sandymap 1 year ago
XD lookin like freakin shrek
android4140 1 year ago
i fukkn love that laugh they b doin it song lyk elmo
azeel97 1 year ago
Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for?! Yo hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! Hey yall whats up you got a problem?! Yall want some of this?! You want some of this punk?! What, what boy what?! I'll take the both of you! I got this for you, kiss my black ass!Markis cut it out hes lookin at me like im some kind of girl man you are a girl and you better start acting like one or you gonna be a unimploed girl the manktans is in the car hose whatever yeah.
LMAOOOOO
jackchelebyan 1 year ago
loooooooool :D
meshail5000 1 year ago
why'd you wanna protect those wilson sisters?I'd say we shoot those bitches!Same goes to the real life paris hilton.God I hate her...
reikodiana 1 year ago
The niçoise salade joke was actually funny if you speak French lol
cuttinlemonz 1 year ago
i like this movie it is too funny
Hooter78 1 year ago
0:20 - 0:30 LOL xD
gglilg500 1 year ago
1:00 ITS BEN FROM THE BURIED LIFE!!!!!!!!!
biebersshawty36714 1 year ago 2
LOOOOL
yoo hold ma puddleeeeee
oechocherryo 1 year ago
lol hahahahaha
123hollywoodbieber 1 year ago
huahaa,this is my daughter all-time fav part of the movie.
thatgurl1202 1 year ago
i get off the surgery table looking like freaken shrek XD
narutochick46 1 year ago 4
"Hold my poodle ! Hold my poodle !"
Lmfao . I envy this movie [;
TheSweetiePie6 1 year ago
LMFAOOO, '' OHH U TRYNA LOOK AT MY LUMPS''
sweetheart439 1 year ago
the bags are in the car jose... ouch!
MrJNO123 1 year ago
i cant get over of the "hold my poodle!hold my poodle!!"
prettyyukime 1 year ago
You wannaa talk about mothers!.. OMG Its mother tiime!
tinkabeauty 1 year ago
7:25 omg u wanna talk about motheeeers OMGomg OMG ITS MOTHER TIME lol
jessica10789 1 year ago 5
y wanna talk about mothers oh my god u wanna talk about mothers
thatgirlnice1 1 year ago
@thatgirlnice1 rofl
maxpayne2k3 1 year ago
uhh squeze me lol :D
thatgirlnice1 1 year ago
31 people are the "men in black"! and they don't like the "men in white"!
TheBob0416 1 year ago 2
the 31 people who dislike this suck!
xHypaxGirlx 1 year ago
"what a beautiful chocolate man.."
haha! lol.
MyOnlyMine 1 year ago
"mark caught it out!! what he looking at me like im some kind of girl!! you are a girl!!" lmfao!!!! this guys are hillarious!!
im1808sf 1 year ago
hey mark cut it out
why he looking at me like im some kind of girl man
you are a girl and you better start acting like one or your gonna be an unemployed girl lol
sweetchill21 1 year ago
those 30 guys should kiss my ass
MrLeon1447 1 year ago
wat a beautiful chocolate man hahah.i love how he/she laughs after that lol
katyysdabest 1 year ago
f ing hilarious !
kalinghust 1 year ago
MEGAN used to act in sweet valley high right? ? ? ? I think i find her super familiar
GAEUL1985 1 year ago
@CrAzYgIrLlOvE2 lol thnx
i knew i must have spelled it wrong
lizzqoesRAWRx3 1 year ago
theirs gonna be a white chicks 2!! it said it on the filmography on marlon wayans!!
xxsuzaxx 1 year ago
yo hold mah poodle HOLD MAH POODLE!!
R3GaL3R 1 year ago 3
oooooohhhh.
you wanna talk about mothers.
it's mother time!
meeloveesyouu 1 year ago
The Hair Flip! xD
pi4etkaTWO 1 year ago
1:09 I pull off my g-string and handle mine. I handle my dawg.
dloveproductions 1 year ago 2
ha i love how Kevin and Marcus freak out when they are being checked out when they get to the hotel, depending on the situation i can react the same way
cutie5019 1 year ago
WAH A BEAUTFUL CHOLOAT MAD LOL
cecilylove 1 year ago
wat a beatiful choclate man ahha
asdfghjkl98100 1 year ago
ewwwwwwww 6:46 shes not wearin a braaa
natalie283917 1 year ago
dear mr. ROYAL HAMPTON...i am a WHITE WOMAN in AMERICA... hahaha i love it when she writes the letter
therainbowhairpiece 1 year ago 5
teach him how to say quiro[idk if i spelled that right] taco bell
lmaooo
lizzqoesRAWRx3 1 year ago
@6:46 . NIPPLES .
shashanik 1 year ago
5:40 but i'd still bone!
twatonastick999 1 year ago
You wanna talk about mothahs! It's mother time lmao XD
SUPERyoshi95 1 year ago
Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for?! Yo hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! Hey yall whats up you got a problem?! Yall want some of this?! You want some of this punk?! What, what boy what?! I'll take the both of you! I got this for you, kiss my black ass!
LOL
Crystasorrow 1 year ago 212
@Crystasorrow
ayoooitzlizzbear26 1 year ago
@Crystasorrow hey yo hold this, hey yo you tryin to look at my lumps? i pull up my G-string n handle mine i handle mine dawg!
ROFL
smooth7414 1 year ago 4
dis is soooooo crack up
SweetSaraJF 1 year ago
what-evEr!
Zinefilika 1 year ago
lmao "I am a WHITE WOMAN in AMERICA!!!"
cherishshanae 1 year ago