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  • HOLD MY POODLE NO HOLD MY POODLE

  • Um the name is Gomez

    WHATEVERRRRRRRRR

    1:17

  • WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCLATE MAN !!

  • im so freakin pissed.

  • I just notice that chick who plays Lisa is also in Dexter :D

  • dear mr hampton

    i am a WHITE. WOMAN

    in..

    AMERICA

    V.I.P. learn yo acronyms

    AND.

    wht a beautiful chocolate man

  • what was heather doing at 8:09?

  • "You wanna talk about mothersss, it's mother timmeee" LOL XD

  • from 3:03 to 3:06 it looks like kevin isnt writing anything LoL

  • 31 people were so frickin' pissed.

  • "Has Anyone Ever Told U Like Just Like Denzel Washington" @3:26

    LMFAO

  • frikin shrek lol love it and bf <3333333

  • LOL AT 0:19- 0:30

  • YOU TRYNA LOOK AT MY LUMPS YO HOLD THIS!! NO I HANDLE MINES I HANDLE MINES!!!

    You Wanna Talk about motherrrs!!! Its Mother timee!!

    lmaoo!!

  • YOU TRYNA LOOK AT MY LUMPS YO HOLD THIS!! NO I HANDLE MINES I HANDLE MINES!!!

    lmaoo!!

  • 1:03 - IT'S BEN FROM THE BURIED LIFE!

  • where is part 4?

    

  • Wat a beautiful chocolate man hahaha beautiful hahaha lol :DDD

  • 723 what is that black thing on that girls wrist?

  • @Mennismervice A tattoo :P

  • What a beautiful chocolate man!

  • LAMOO:D

    u can kiss my blackkasss:D

  • i can tell you one thing, black people can tell jokes!

    I'm asian, so I'm not being biased at all! Some people are just good at one thing, when others are good at another!

  • AYO HOLD MAH POODLE, HOLD MAH POODLE !

  • thats greg from scary movie

  • marlon is hilarious

  • Hold ma poodle , hold MA POODLE !! :D

  • lol I love their laugh :D

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U CAN KISS MY BLACK ASS !!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE MAN AHAA HA HAAAAA

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL U CAN KISS MY BLACK ASS !!!!

  • SHREK!!!

    :-[)))))))

    Dude, I can't stop laughing!

  • I love this part jajajajajaja

  • YO hold ma poodle, hold ma poodle!

  • what a beautiful chocolate man

  • I got this For You!, Kiss My black ass

  • wat a beautiful chocolate man LMAO

  • "what a beautiful chocolate man" BAHAHAHA!;D

  • Credit Card? ID? I'm soo frickin pissed. <3

  • hold mah poodle! hahaha lmfao

  • Ex Squeeze me?!

  • I love their white girl giggles!!

  • Hold my poodle Hold my poodle .BWAHAHAHAHA hilarious my all time favorite movie !!!!

  • Anyone think the Wayans brother's in drag in this movie look like Amber Portwood of Teen Mom fame?

  • I handle mine dog!

  • Its a gost a 502 on the wall

  • That's the girl from the game and it's a host on 520 on the wall

  • "something's wrong doctor dre, my coochie's doing the beatbox"

  • is it ... Audio swapped , or is it just me ?

  • Is that Ben,Whitney Port's bf?

  • i like her laugh. ROFL

  • kiss my black ass

  • oh wait you got taller. oh we got our knees done. haha.

  • pffft.. chocolate man

  • hahahah HOLD MY POODLE!!

  • ok is it just me...or does heather and megan's mom look unnatural? i mean...the lips and the duck face in general?

  • homophobic film

  • this movie got me dyin'

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  • ROFL 0:41 kiss my black ass

  • 1:02 its ben from the buried life

  • loooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • ''I get off the surgery table looking like frikkin Shrek'' lol

  • what a beautiful chocolate man fuckin funny

    

  • What a beautiful chocolate man! XD trololololol!

  • @bloodedwing18 lol i almost snorted my drink

  • @timmy7796 Hahaha XD

  • @bloodedwing18 it was in my mouth and i almost snorted it out no joke haha. funniest movie ever

  • @timmy7796 I know, hahaha. Imagining it makes me laugh =))

  • @bloodedwing18 :D this movie is too funny

  • @timmy7796 Yeah :D. Hahaha XD

  • EY YOU TRYIN' TA LOOK AT MAH LUMPS!?

  • "YO! HOLD MAH POODLE!" lmao

  • "You're a beautiful, chocolate man." Lmfao.

  • "I GOT THIS FOR YA! KISS MY BLACK ASS!" Fucking hilarious. LOL.

  • lmao @ 3:38 & also 8:18

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  • this is so funny everytime i watch it it craps me up

  • Sony is uber stupid for cancelling White Chicks 2!!!!

  • btw, are they supposed to be like paris and nichole hilton?

  • 0:35-1:13 Is hilarious and 3:01-3:05 lol

  • wait a minute. there was only one guy in the room when girls were pissed how does the other one acting perfectly and he was not even there...???

    just a question

  • and teach him how to say "queiro Taco bell" lol

  • hey that's Kelly from the game

  • Your mother's so old her breastmilk is powdered and breastfeeds like this *get powder in hand and blow it in heather and megans face*

  • at 1:00 its ben from the buried life!:)

  • dubbings out :L

  • OMG!

    the guy who was like "damn i'd sure like to cut that cake" looks like Ben from the buried life!

  • exSQUEEZE ME?? lol

  • -The bags are in the car, José. -The name is Gomez. -Whatever. -Yeah, great. Here. Take Baby. Clean out his bag. Poor thing just pooped everywhere. And teach him how to say, ''Quiero Taco Bell.'' -Thanks a lot, Rico Suave. Grazie. -Thanks, Julio. LMAOO
  • wat a beatiful black man lol lol dat is so true lol lol jks

  • luv dis movie so muchh

  • Marlon looks gorgeous as a woman

  • I still can't believe that the girls can't realize that they're really guys. I suppose they just think they got bad plastic surgery and got punched in the vocal cords.

  • @MyMovieLove

    Or its just a stupid movie

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  • Hold my poodle!

  • Thanks a lot RICO SUAVE! grtcie hahah

  • "And i never noticed how big they are... but ill still bone!"

    Hahaha

  • your mother is so old that her breast milk is powdered^^

  • Yeah, they had a screening at Saks Fifth Avenue. In the security office. A klept-HO-maniac. HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • YO HOLD MY POODLE! HOLD MY POODLE!

  • Squeeze me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DEAR....MR...ROYAL....HAMPTON.­..LMAO

  • I am a white woman in america....

  • No, no no no, do- do- do- don't have a-uh-uh-uh-a BF..Now. "I want to speak to your supervisor, better yet, I'M gonna write a letter." You are in big trouble "Dear..Mr. ??Hampton..I AM A WHITE WOMEN IN America" Ladies, is there a problem here? "Yup" Yess. "No, sir no no there's there's no problem I.." These are 2 of our V.I.P guests. Issue them keys..Immediately, Hmm? "Sure" V.I.P learn your acronym, HEh HEI HA" What a sweetheart." Here you are, enjoy your stay"

  • "Credit Card? ID? I'm SO FREAKIN' PISSED" Umm Ma'am I didn't "First of all i go to Dr.Dorkman, he totally messes up my nose job. I asked him to make me look like Gweneth Patrol. I get off the surgery table looking like FREAKIN' Shrek. Then i get here, and MR.HARPER MAKES ME FEEL LIKE i'm some DUMB blonde with fake boobs, going to a Hugh Hefner party" NO No i didn't mean to offend you it's just it's it's protocol "I'M GONNA have a BF" Oh My God, she's gonna have a Bitch Fit OHH

  • 1:01 You guys do know that's Ben Nemtin from The Buried Life, i have proof, but it won't let me put in a link, but follow these directions and you can see yourself

    1.) go to yahoo . com / movies

    2.) search "White Chicks"

    3.) click the first one under "Top Matching Movie Titles"

    4.) find where it says "Cast and Credits" and click the words in the bottom right corner that say "See Full Cast and Credits" and look at the last person on the bottom of the list that is titled "Actors" See i told you :D

  • @EmoxGirl97 u have to much spare times on your hands emo child

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  • hes looking at me like im some kind of girl man... u r a girl HAHAHAHAHA

  • Theyre hot!

    What are you blind?Thats heather and megan vandervilyour sworn enemies since you were like 8

    O: did i say hot? i meant *holds hand up* not! *wrinkles nose * i totally hate them!

    LOL

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  • LMFAOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY U LOOKING AT MY ASS

  • omg ben from the buried life

  • Dude on the left looks like Shrek and dude on the right looks just like a girl!!! LMAO But best part is "Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for!?!? Yo hold my poodle..hold my poodle!!! You want some of this What what bot what!!!'' LMAO!! Luv this movie

  • LOLOL Ben from The Buried Life's random one-liner :)

  • "Dear Mr Royal Hampton, I am a WHITE woman, in America!"

    ROFL !!

  • i am so piste

  • @Serielle Lmaaaoo Yeaaah Thaat Partt wasz Heeekaaaaa Funnny!!!

  • 7:40

    "SOMETHINGS WRONG DR. DRAY, MY COOCHIES DOING A BEAT BOX."

  • lol i always skip to this part because this is when the movie gets good!

  • Yo hold ma poodle, hold ma poodle. LMFAO!

  • XD lookin like freakin shrek

  • i fukkn love that laugh they b doin it song lyk elmo

  • Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for?! Yo hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! Hey yall whats up you got a problem?! Yall want some of this?! You want some of this punk?! What, what boy what?! I'll take the both of you! I got this for you, kiss my black ass!Markis cut it out hes lookin at me like im some kind of girl man you are a girl and you better start acting like one or you gonna be a unimploed girl the manktans is in the car hose whatever yeah.

    LMAOOOOO

  • loooooooool :D

  • why'd you wanna protect those wilson sisters?I'd say we shoot those bitches!Same goes to the real life paris hilton.God I hate her...

  • The niçoise salade joke was actually funny if you speak French lol

  • i like this movie it is too funny

  • 0:20 - 0:30 LOL xD

  • 1:00 ITS BEN FROM THE BURIED LIFE!!!!!!!!!

  • LOOOOL

    yoo hold ma puddleeeeee

  • lol hahahahaha

  • huahaa,this is my daughter all-time fav part of the movie.

  • i get off the surgery table looking like freaken shrek XD

  • "Hold my poodle ! Hold my poodle !"

    Lmfao . I envy this movie [;

  • LMFAOOO, '' OHH U TRYNA LOOK AT MY LUMPS''

  • the bags are in the car jose... ouch!

  • i cant get over of the "hold my poodle!hold my poodle!!"

  • You wannaa talk about mothers!.. OMG Its mother tiime!

  • 7:25 omg u wanna talk about motheeeers OMGomg OMG ITS MOTHER TIME lol

  • y wanna talk about mothers oh my god u wanna talk about mothers

  • @thatgirlnice1 rofl

  • uhh squeze me lol :D

  • 31 people are the "men in black"! and they don't like the "men in white"!

  • the 31 people who dislike this suck!

  • "what a beautiful chocolate man.."

    haha! lol.

  • "mark caught it out!! what he looking at me like im some kind of girl!! you are a girl!!" lmfao!!!! this guys are hillarious!!

  • hey mark cut it out

    why he looking at me like im some kind of girl man

    you are a girl and you better start acting like one or your gonna be an unemployed girl lol

  • those 30 guys should kiss my ass

  • wat a beautiful chocolate man hahah.i love how he/she laughs after that lol

  • f ing  hilarious !

  • MEGAN used to act in sweet valley high right? ? ? ? I think i find her super familiar

  • @CrAzYgIrLlOvE2 lol thnx

    i knew i must have spelled it wrong

  • theirs gonna be a white chicks 2!! it said it on the filmography on marlon wayans!!

  • yo hold mah poodle HOLD MAH POODLE!! 

  • oooooohhhh.

    you wanna talk about mothers.

    it's mother time!

  • The Hair Flip! xD

  • 1:09 I pull off my g-string and handle mine. I handle my dawg.

  • ha i love how Kevin and Marcus freak out when they are being checked out when they get to the hotel, depending on the situation i can react the same way

  • WAH A BEAUTFUL CHOLOAT MAD LOL

  • wat a beatiful choclate man ahha

  • ewwwwwwww 6:46 shes not wearin a braaa

  • dear mr. ROYAL HAMPTON...i am a WHITE WOMAN in AMERICA... hahaha i love it when she writes the letter

  • teach him how to say quiro[idk if i spelled that right] taco bell

    lmaooo

  • @6:46 . NIPPLES .

  • 5:40 but i'd still bone!

  • You wanna talk about mothahs! It's mother time lmao XD

  • Yo whats up man you got a problem? What you lookin at my ass for?! Yo hold my poodle! Hold my poodle! Hey yall whats up you got a problem?! Yall want some of this?! You want some of this punk?! What, what boy what?! I'll take the both of you! I got this for you, kiss my black ass!

    LOL

  • @Crystasorrow hey yo hold this, hey yo you tryin to look at my lumps? i pull up my G-string n handle mine i handle mine dawg!

    ROFL

  • dis is soooooo crack up

  • what-evEr!

  • lmao "I am a WHITE WOMAN in AMERICA!!!"