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  • Wenn das Video CC ist: Warum ändert ihr dann nicht die Liezen Einstellungen unter Bearbeiten?

  • @lostalex77 What are you Talking about? :D He was Jewish :D But He was BORN in Germany, He SPOKE German As His Mother tongue, He LIVED in Germany. So who cares if he has other cultures in him. If we choose the nationalities like you, I'm also American dude. But I'm Feeling German. My heart is in Germany, Not in this stupid Country of People who are Making things to their own, who aren't belong to them! -.-

  • The reason they beep so much on americsn TV is because they know that when you hear beeps it makes it sounds worse than it is, it makes it sound like "omg it's so extreme is must be censored" but actually what you imagine they say is probably worse than what they are actually saying.

    They do it for dramatic effect,not because they are censored by the government.

  • thank god im a german and not a american!

  • @zuckini007 you are only german BECAUSE of America, if not for America you'd be in the USSR!

  • Actually first true Personal Computer was invented by Konrad Zuse. When I say, "true." I mean it was the protoype for what computers are to today.

  • DSF :D

  • The picture at 0:05 let me rage out. Typicall american view of germany... Idiots...

  • @PMFarin

    pull that giant stick out of your ass you little cry baby, the American picture is stereotypical, too. or you really have no sense of self-irony at all. either way, you're a oversensitive moron.

  • Crap! Don't talk! We Germans are much better than the americans. We don't kill millions of people to get oil, and we don't are one of the most hatet state. Germany ist the popularest country in the world! (Look at BBC) We've invented the Computer, the car, the jeans, the MP3-Format, the telephone, the TV and so much more! WE ARE PROUD!!! GERMANY!!!!!!!

  • @KoelnerKollegen The computer was actually invented by an american of bulgarian descent , Mr.John Atanasoff... get your facts st8 before you get into discussion. Otherwise I agree that German ppl invented almost everything. And I got a lot of respect to the german state.

  • @Darkson1c8511 First Computer -> Konrad Zuse

  • @KoelnerKollegen you only kill millions for being jewish. that is a much better reason than oil right?

  • Americans are prudes

  • @TheOkham is that why 90% of porn in the world is from the USA? because America are such prudes...

  • next time please with german subtitle :D

  • 1:12 siegestrunk :D

  • schon lustig ... ein komplett schlechter vergleich .. die meisten erfolgreichen in amerika sind ursprünglich Deutsch .. von daher .. sinnlos

  • fakt bin voll das opfer von psychophaten aber ich darf kämpfen!!!

  • Macht mal noch mehr solcher Videos.

  • @Am3ricanFight3r you are an idiot

  • @Am3ricanFight3r you just dont know anything from the world, whut?

  • @Am3ricanFight3r no, only Albert EInstein's in Germany ;)

  • @Vaney0 Einstein was American.  German by birth, American by CHOICE.

  • and tell me how that mother fuckin big monarchy, as mother fuckin germany is can let anybody fool them around and let them tell that germany has got debt. they borrow money from them ... fuckin laugh in big german face. work have got value. they has got big factories, production is very nice, and someone makes fool of them. borrow them money. gives nothing ... motherfuckin nothing. and they must pay back it ... pay back in work ... they laugh in your faces assholes. "big monarchies". idiots

  • hahaha "you can't say peeeeep, you can't say peeeeep?, No, you can't say peeeeep"

  • @Alex: Du hast die in Deutschland so beliebten Indzierungen vergessen. ;)

  • i visited Germany a while ago and my impression was they are more cultured but not as friendly as Americans.

  • @tmmy773 That depends on whether you are foreign to them. German are very .. how can I say? initially they are very reserved. but if the person gets to know you, you'll become friends for ever. it is really difficult to explain...

  • @HolgerLovesMusic Yes, thanks for saying that :) i'm sure Germans are nice people :) i was visiting my cousin whose husband was in the army. They lived off base and since i didn't know the language it was hard to communicate. The people i met were kinda friendly..but i'm a foreigner so its ok. I want to go back to experience without living near an army base...that would be better :)

  • @tmmy773 jup thats right the most germans living in big towns like Berlin and Hamburg are not very friendly :(

  • @B74ckR41n maybe you got to know the worng berlin people :) I've been there, i found them nice and realy helpful^^

  • يلعن ال سعود اللي خلونا نتخلف عنكم وننبهر فيكم في نفس الوقت يا اوروبة الشر

  • @sinnlosernutzername7 I agree ._.

  • i hate america...i rly do

  • @kreativdronare

    I'm from germany too and soooo SORRY for this creepy guy.

  • @kreativdronare and who cared what you think?

  • @kreativdronare Damn o_o

  • The part about the interview made me laugh :D

  • Es gibt weder FSK 0, noch FSK 18 ...

  • @Fincut81: doch doch die gibt es, meist steht dann aber eher nicht freigegeben unter 18 jahren oder freigegeben ohne altersbeschränkung. gibt verschiedene labels.

  • @pruddli

    Lies genauer. Es gibt "Ohne Altersbeschränkung" und es gibt "Keine Jugendfreigabe". Es gibt weder Freigegeben ab 0 Jahren, noch Freigegeben ab 18 Jahren.

  • When I was in the US with 16 in Las Vegas I wasn't allowed to SEE my father drinking a beer in a casino, even though in Germany I was allowed to buy and drink it myself. ^^

  • What does Alex think of Austria and it's people, what are the differences between Austrians and Germans?

  • @edwardwills Different country. Similar peoples. But with more mountains. ;)

  • @DerMaskenfrosch How is the financial job market in Germany vs Austria?

  • @edwardwills I don't know really about Austria, but in Germany there is a big lack of high qualified workers, like engineers, electricans, doctors,... If you're qualified then it won't be hard to find a good job.

  • @DerMaskenfrosch too bad they do not like Financial market people. I am surprised by your statement of Germany needing Engineers

  • @edwardwills I don't really know about Finacial market people and the job situation. We got many good engineers ( i'm gonna be one too ;), but the economical growth is actually so big that the companys need more people to handle the orders. This sounds all great, but it's not heaven either. You can't simply get a job instantly. I think banker is not that much of a bad choice but there are better ways.

  • @DerMaskenfrosch Ich hasse Banken, und bin ich gegen Zentral Banken weil sie immer nur Geld druckeren sind. Ich mag Capital Market investieren, aber ich weisst meisten Deutsche sind keine investors. Ich habe die Fahigkeit zur Schule overseas gehen, halb kostenlos.

  • @edwardwills ? You speak german?

  • @DerMaskenfrosch not really, I would have to go to school in Germany for two years to be able to speak German.

  • @edwardwills Let me guess... google translate? :D

  • @DerMaskenfrosch nope, ich kann scheisse Deutsch allein ohne Google Ubersetzung Software.

  • @edwardwills deine Grammatik lässt auf etwas anderes schließen

  • Germany is the best

  • i realy don't understand .....=...... ich kann es wirklicht nicht verstehn; ich kann es echt nicht verstehen; ich verstehe es ueberhaupt nicht;........ there are a couple of ways of saying it!

    keep it up guys! btw. where did you live in germany

    Peace

  • ich will wieder nach deutschland ziehen!!!!!!!!!!

  • where is the channel with penises?

  • you can read lips

  • Germany Döner and Porsche... WTF

    

  • awsome!!

  • DSF sportnights... nothing more to say ;)

  • im from germany and 14 :) i wanna chat with a american guy to see the differents .

  • @StaaarLess u r shit

  • @Maxi1000ification no im not

  • @StaaarLess Yes you are !!!

    I am german and you Fuckin' Blame our Nation Right here on youtube you Dig !

  • @flyflyflyify

    me too, i'm german, and your right :/

  • @flyflyflyify ach leck mich

  • @flyflyflyify ach leck mich

  • @StaaarLess

    excactly D:>

  • wow hier kann man klasse englisch lernen :D

  • Why the hell do you guys bleep out the words? It's youtube and not tv or whatever...

  • @deThadeuz I think they just did that to be ironic

  • cant say.. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.. What? cant say... BEEEEEEP...., cant say BEEEEEEEP. american censorism is riddiculous :D

  • *Beep* :D

  • Kommen diese Clips bei DSF / Sport 11 um 23 Uhr oder kommt mir das nur so vor

  • In Holland we have "De kijkcijfer" which is basically an image (If its scary a spider violent a fist etc.) and an age: ALL, 6+,9+,12+,16+ and 18+ (correct me if wrong Holland! :P.)

  • @kagaminee weil die alles geheimhalten und sachen verbergen -.- kurz nach fukushima ist da auch was mit atom passiert was mindestens genauso schlimm war und sie haben es verheimlicht ;-)

  • what i find seriously concerning ... if I search "germany" in germany, ur second in the list.... strange? normal? why?

  • amerika ist scheisse^^

  • @xXSmokeWeeDeveryDayX du bist scheise ^^ ;D

  • @cloudx15x und du vogel findest dich ganz toll ne? hier im internet kannste beleidingen.. aber komm her nach hamburg steilshoop und sag mir das ins gesicht. ich wette dann bist du ganz ganz leise und bekommst kein wort raus du kleiner motherfucker

  • @xXSmokeWeeDeveryDayX Komm mal runter, oder verstehst du die Bedeutung eines angehängten ^^ bzw. ;D nicht?

    Kein Humor/ Verständnis die Leute heutzutage : (

  • @Sentinelkampfkeks ja sry kann es einfach nur nicht ab wenn leute im internet ihr maul aufreisen..

  • i was an exchange student in america for a year and i remember my hostmom forbidding me to watch "what happens in vegas", it´s rated r.

    even though i´ve already watched in germany before (FSK 12)

    I was 16 at that time.

    SO WEIRD.

  • Pfiat di! :)

  • nudity!!! loool

  • 'em germans love to see the nikked body

  • DSF heisste jetzt Sport1 nur mal so btw :P

  • In Sweden we have

    "Allowed for children"

    7 and up

    11 and up

    15 and up

    I just checked the rating on American pie it was "allowed for children"

    While the latest Terminator movie for example is "15 and up"

  • Germany And The Staates united :)

    Deutschland und Amerika vereint :)

  • Germany is the best Land of the World <3

  • listet schimpfwörter auf aber zensiert sie selbst! DAS IST LOGIK!!!!!!!!!!! LOL XD

  • Pfütti?! And why is there a phone in that wine glass?

  • I'll never understand why "Fight Club" is FSK 18...

  • super rad!

  • i'm glad you guys are back i missed your videos heaps!

  • later at night...it works xD

  • Exist the rating "Idiziert" (indexed?) in the USA?

    Mention that video games in Germany are quite harder rated as movies.

    Fact is you cant buy the xbox game "Gears of War" in germany...

  • @SITDnow of course you can buy it in germany...you just dont see ads of it on tv...

  • @TheLegendOfTroll

    Advertising for these games are everywhere forbidden! Nobody buys a unknown Game. Indexed games are not profitable. So developers forced to adapt these games - voluntary censorship...

    Fact is you cant buy the xbox game "Gears of War" in germany... (solution: Importing from Austria or UK)

  • @SITDnow thats bullcrap...you can buy gears of war in germany...its just the cut version...if you want the uncut version you can import it but you can find the uncut version on almost every flea market in germany...

  • @TheLegendOfTroll you are wrong - for example search "Gears of War" at amazon.de

    Its only one way: The Shop owner must hidden the game, so you must extra ask for them. But thats not profitable, so they dont do it.

    Maybe you mixed up Gears of War with another game? Developers cut the game to circumvent the index.

  • many people don't even know, that there is a strict censorship of violence in movies and video games....-.-

  • You guys really make me feel like moving to Germany sometimes.

  • you forgot to talk about the issue with the german index and banning of movies

  • you can't say *bleep* *bleep* or *bleep*, Hmm...

  • Beeping concert. hehehe :)

  • In England, really it's only cunt!

  • 'pfiat di', really, alex? that's not german, it's bavarian :D don't teach americans the wrong laguage!

  • Just saw Hangover 2... FSK 12. :D

  • "majorbreakfast" said American Pie was rated okay for 6 year olds. Wow really? No question American Pie was rated R due to strong sexuality, crude sexual dialogue, language and drinking, all involving teens. Unlike Europe, Americans aren't allowed to legally drink until 21. So.. maybe that's taken into consideration. (not sure). One example I did not agree with was Black Swan.. that was rated "R" probably for drug use and violence.. but I have seen much worse in many PG13 films.

  • In Canada the provinces each have their own systems but most are the same. I know a lot of movies are re-rated and are usually lower than American ratings. A rated R American film will be 14A here which means you can be over 14 and watch it by yourself.

  • Alex, what did you say at the end to Jim about his "I don't understand" question?

    Ich habe keine Ahnung... *befund? *befun..? ...du spricht. what was this word that started with B?!

  • @EphemeralVampire the word you wanna know is: "wovon"

  • @EphemeralVampire yayy, it's "wovon"

  • @EphemeralVampire It's not a real German word, it's Bavarian Accent

  • Ah, America. Children are allowed to watch people get their heads blown off, but GOD FORBID they see even one female nipple for even a few seconds...

    ...What's wrong with this picture? =_=

  • @SubterraneanCitizen1 I think you are allowed to show nipples or other 'parts' on American TV, if its for medical purposes and late at night. Such as Discovery Health, use to have a lot of 'nudity' but it was packaged as medical, so it was semi-legal.

  • You forgot to mention that in Germany children under 12 are actually allowed to watch movies rated as 12 if they are acompanied by a parent.

    => Six year olds are allowed to watch American Pie

  • The U.S. in much more comfortable with violence than nudity. For example, on many surgery shows, they won't show a woman's breasts during a consultation, but they will show everything during the surgery! O__o What is going on when bare breasts can only be shown if they are being cut up? Indigenous nudity is sometimes shown, but if the western host takes off her top too, they blur that out! ^__^

  • to america the home of free speech

  • Thanks for explaning the american rating system, I never really understood it 'til now :)

    One question though: What is Alex saying in the end? It sounds like "Frütti!" but I never heard that before xD

  • @juliegirl1989 I think he said "Fürthi" It's usually used in the bavarian region and means like "See you" or "Goodbye".

  • @Sunthaz Okay, that would fit. Thanks :)

  • @juliegirl1989 you're welcome! :]

  • fuckin re-upload !

  • So you can't say *beep, beeep, beep*

    You can't say *beep*?

    I don't think you can say *beep*

    XD

  • haha habe grad verstanden er hat am ende "fick dich" gesagt

  • The real reason of german ratings:

    FSK 12: The hero get's the girl

    FSK 16: The bad guy get's the girl

    FSK 18: Everyone get's the girl

  • lol, itn was funny - when i was in texas for an exchange i wanted to watch friday 13th (R) with 12 friends - i was 17, one was 16, one 19 and i was the only one who had an id so we all got in under my guidance :D

  • zu dem mit der nacktheit fällt mir die panne im teleshopping ein, wo auf dem fernseher plötzlich ein nackter auftaucht XD

  • In Canada, we have 6 ratings: G-General; PG-parental Guidance; 14A; 18A; R-Restricted, and A-Adult.The last one, is pretty much only for porn. restricted is only people 18 and over, and every other one you can pretty much get into as long as you're over 13. The people at the movie theatres in my city don't really give a shit lol.

  • FSK 0, FSK 6, FSK 12, FSK 16, FSK 18 is ok. But there is SPIO/JK, this is the Highest Rating. Something like a Special Rating. SPIO/JK is a little Harder than FSK 18. You can Say FSK 18 is R and SPIO/JK is NC-17.

  • Do a video on "lunch break".

  • Love Jim's pronunciation - in u window teehee.

  • Alex? Trinken Sie nicht Coke Zero? Coke Zero ist besser als Diet Coke! And can you guys do an episode without beverages? You guys have to be the most hydrated people on earth! LOL Take Care!

  • I wouldn't say that there many violent movies on American TV either.I'm from eastern europe and I used to watch a lot more violence and nudity than here.

  • sexy sportclips ftw :D

  • i got ass, shit, fuck...but the 4th..not so much------anyone??

  • in germany we only beep out stuff to make fun of americans^^

  • @damnitw Still butt-hurt about WW2 huh.

  • @fiveoscar russians won the war

    america did a fucking shit

  • Jaja die guten alten sexy Sport Clips ^^

  • Love your videos!! :)

  • I might be biased here, but I think nudity on TV will do much less harm than violence.

  • @LaughingOutKraut no, you're right. Nudity is natural. Violence isn't (ok, to some small extent yes, for hunting).

  • @hardstyle905 Exactly. Of course we shouldn't expose our kids to porn, but I'm pretty sure 16-year-olds can handle seeing a female chest. Apart from that, some might copy things they see on TV. If they get naked in public that might get us some good laughs, but if they start beating up people for no reason...well, that's obviously much worse.

  • missing from this discussion is that the MPAA is a non government regulatory agency. There is no force off law behind the rating systems, its an agreed opon market standard. I´m assuming the german system is standard government regulation. Also its a demonstrable fact that the MPAA rates nudity harsher than violence, and rates male nudity worse than femal nudity, showing any cock, and especially an erect one is beyond the pale.

  • @lengthyounarther FSK is not regulated by the german government. As the name "Freiwillige Kontrolle der Filmwirtschaft" says. FSK = "Voluntary Self Regulation of the Movie Industry"

  • rated arg for pirates !

  • Huge difference you didnt mention: The USA ratings ARE NOT legally enforced. The ratings of G PG PG13 R & NC17 are given by the MPAA, which is not a government agency, and no one is legally required to enforce them. Some stores and theatres choose to enforce them voluntarily, but US courts have been clear that any attempt to mandate enforcement of a ratings system is contrary to the first amendment.

  • @tippx1 FSK freiwillige Selbstkontrolle means "voluntary self control" it´s not enforced here either ;-)

  • Isn't there a rating called "MA"?

  • @SethSimpson this is in australia

  • @SethSimpson Thats for television. Mature audience.

  • @SethSimpson Yes "Mature Audience"  but that's usually just for T.V shows

  • North America is not more permissive with violent content as you would think,It's just that full frontal nudity and sex is treated the same as "extreme violence & gore" by the (MPAA)

    Japan is probably the most permissive society when it comes to both extremes in entertainment, Their retail stores will actually sell adult video games that give the player the ability to rape and molest virtual characters.

  • @Obasiliasfilosofos Yea but look how that is working for Japan...rape is as common as a high five. A famous and well loved cartoon/comic is "Rapeman". A man that rapes women for breaking up with their men and doing wrong things. Let's not forget how popular hentai is there.

  • alex, was hast du zum schluss gesagt? xD

  • Immer wieder schön ein neues Video von euch zu sehen. Hab ich euch mit meiner Mail eigentlich auf die Idee zu dieser Thematik gebracht? :D

    Naja in meiner Mail ging es eigentlich mehr um Konsolen und Computer Spiele also gehe ich mal nicht davon aus.

    Fakt ist: Das System in Amerika ist echt komisch ich meine Amerikan Pie ab 17!? Ich bitte euch.

    Danke für dieses Video

  • Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

    The only thing that really pisses me off about the ratings in Germany is that the logos have to be gigantic nowadays. And when they print it on the cover instead of putting a sticker on it, you sometimes get a CD where a quarter of the cover is the FSK logo.