COMMERCIALS THAT NEVER AIRED - Mock the Week Series 9 Episode 1 - BBC Two

[mystudio611]

There has never been a femal who made me laugh.

[aymthebest]

The female was okay in this.

[LFCKerrching97]

@aymthebest for once...

[BypassAdult1]

My phone can't call websites :(

[oatstralia]

>call

>.com

AARRGGGHHH

[KarenHalberthal]

LOL at 1:10 - 1:11 where Russell just tries to act casual with his little jog :')

[Tsugo582]

I used to drink Strongbow Cider, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[booglespud]

@Tsugo582 Brilliant XD

[emmabrkrshrp]

.........call FloppyWilly . com

[Wickedrichus]

Love Russell's laugh at 1:19

[ilovedrum8754]

oh the rabbit!!!!! I watched it 100 times and every time i can't stop laughing at him!!! lol XD

[ilovedrum8754]

omg the rabbit bit pissed me up!!!!!!!

[daleksec666]

and for those of you who are thinking of suicide, try the iDie, new from Apple

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

@J4YM5 yep, Its even in one of my vids. :) You shot yopurself with a odjfosdghoisaghadsoighsd

[DaPsychoSausage]

Sam's fish and chips- 'it's batter than you think!'

[JAMHAEL]

Incest.

Just do It.

Hilarious...

[Rymod]

Just saying, he told us to call a website!

[RimbleJim]

floppywilly . com doesnt exist :(

[thewalkingpotofjam]

im struggling to get my head around hugh's mistake at the very end.... call a website?? :/

[FrancisBerryman]

I used to make comments about getting an arrow to the knee, but then i...oh bugger

[Zaccarato]

Was that a funny joke? From a woman?!

[zdillz]

@Zaccarato Yes, and was that meant to be a funny joke?

[Zaccarato]

@zdillz No, a fact.

[zdillz]

@Zaccarato thats more like it

[MissLittleear]

The Daily star- cause it's cheaper than toilet paper so true

[kepone405]

Shit - better than Wendy's

[Theultimateperso1000]

1:31 Russel is so hilarious 

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

We don't make home abortion kits, but if we did, they'd probably be the best in the world. . .

[JoeMudd123]

Russell Howard's impression of every animal ever is just doing that voice and the thing with his hands.

[hoax345]

i used to drink strongbow, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

[KeithG5558]

@hoax345 shut the fuck up its gettin old

[woodgatejack]

@hoax345 As soon as I heard that, I thought "I wonder if someone will do the skyrim bit"

Cheers

[8gerrard8]

LOL Hugh Dennis is a legend.

[msnoahxlukefan]

im just gonna say this because i know every girl here is thinking it......RUSSEL HOWARD IS CUTE!!!

[ChristumilsonMobile]

view number 292,292

[SonicSpriter14]

1,111 likes.

11 dislikes.

[2haloes]

wow at the time I made this comment this video has 1,111 likes and 11 dislikes

[ajmf35029]

i thought of Milton's Strongbow joke, then thought of the Skyrim reference, came to this video, and sure enough, everyone else had beat me to the punch! arghhh

[CuckooNow]

For the love of god, stop making arrow-to-the-knee jokes in the comments. We get it.

[Sunno94]

@stampylongnose that genuinely made me laugh!

[FourSabres]

@stampylongnose

ATTACK OF THE CANS!

[pjonesyltf]

@stampylongnose Milton Jones was making arrow jokes before it was cool.

[simp1234579]

@stampylongnose LOL

[MrRossy9000]

i knew someone would make an arrow to the knee joke about the strongbow one, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[MrDaIzenhower]

He used to drink Strongbow, then he took an arrow to the knee.

[failrailtf2]

TIME FOR SOME STRONGBOW AND SOME SKYRIM.

[tuleninho]

RUSSEL HOWARD'S THE FUNNIEST GUY

[Falcrist]

I used to drink Strongbow Cider with my mate Dave, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[TheJamesDVid]

@Falcrist I just knew somebody would make that joke.

[eanrua1]

You know, I seen a lot of anti-female comedian comments on MTW videos, but Diane Morgan was actually sort of good.

[snazzymason303]

russells ones are the best

[demi12356]

RUSSEL MAKES ME LAUGH XD

[philball25]

Can people not just enjoy the comedy without being pedantic fools or quoting the jokes!? GRRR!

[BonsaiiiHD]

@DAVIDWRIGHTY No on the strongbow advert there is an arrow on it

[DAVIDWRIGHTY]

2:25 an arrow to the knee?

[Darkullx93]

Wtf is the noises from 2:29 to 2:36? :s

[TheDMiStRo]

Can someone PLEASE explain the arrow to the knee thing????

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

@TheDMiStRo Skyrim guards say it repeatedly. The full phrase is, "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[MrLinuxGamer]

@RhetoricalFilms9792 the original

is arrow IN the knee... ...yeah i just had to say it

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

@MrLinuxGamer Oh friggin well.

[TCWNN]

For fuck sake, as soon as I heard the arrow joke, I thought, "I bet some prick has left a comment about taking an arrow to the knee". And sure enough, there was two of them. Give it a rest

[SuperAddickted]

Dave was killed by an arrow to the knee at 2:25

[TheSoundzUK]

I used to drink strongbow with my mate dave,untill he was killed by an arrow TO THE KNEE!

[1Thompsonmusic]

I would presume by this program that real comedians are no longer wanted by TV anymore.

[666devilb]

2:18 sound familiar?

[benny4893]

Killed by an arrow... To the knee.

[TheSoldiersMind]

I can't unsee what I saw at Floppy Willy.com O_O

[Henryguitar95]

i used to drink strongbow, then i got an arrow to the knee

[IKIindOfMagic]

i dont really like that chris addison but i wont deny him the credit for that burger king gag, fucking funny.

[Kilanna]

2:28

...to the knee?

[BinkyTheRabbit]

@Kilanna I knew I'd see one of these xD

[guitarstarforever12]

i have some brussle sprout condoms they taste real good your for 2.99 at your local pedo or pervert :)

[Ligermorph]

I used to drink Strongbow cider with my mate Dave.. but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[2107ah]

mock the week was so much better with frankie boyle!

[chrono1217]

This girl is hilarious

[Jennybean89]

"Have you been injured in a trip or fall? Would you LIKE to be injured in a trip or fall? Call Barry."

Brills

[kikitikiboom]

Milton is amazing.

[squidman6000]

LOL "Call" Floppywillie".com"

[OutOnBailNow]

Anyone know the name of the guy in the yellow shirt?

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

@OutOnBailNow Milton Jones.

[OutOnBailNow]

Thanks for that. I find Jones very funny.

[hannahbananaroxsox]

@OutOnBailNow Milton Jones

[OutOnBailNow]

@hannahbananaroxsox thanks for telling me that

[hannahbananaroxsox]

@OutOnBailNow You're welcome

[beautsbecca49]

Russell Howard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -3

[marnaka2488]

Oi! Churchill! Have you been rubbin' your arse on the carpet again?!

[Zombieslive4everr]

Compare the murkin.com xD

[DrWhoFreak100]

have you been injured in a trip or fall? would you LIKE to be injured in a trip or fall? call barry!

hahaha LOL!

[caroegc]

Mmm... tastes like grandma's ankles!

[Pwiingle]

how can you call floppy willy.com

[SherryZProductions]

@Pwiingle he means "contact"

[Pwiingle]

@SherryZProductions i know

[TheTenMinuteMan]

@Pwiingle good point.... CONTINUETY ERROR!

[canofnestea]

@Pwiingle Very carefully....

[saviourag]

@Pwiingle could've said call at :)

[PVTmasta]

@Pwiingle why? you need their number? :p

[ILoveLoveTakeThat]

Get used to it, Your a Squirrel!

I love you Russel and your squirrels!

[MissTwilightFan18]

I'm a rabbit and they test make up on me... But i don't really mind because i'm a bit of a slag. Russel Howard is GENIUS!!! <3 <3 <3

[CrystiiCyanide]

mmm, taste like grandma's ankles.

[CheskaOfficial]

russel <3

[IdiotsOnCam]

so just how can you call a website hugh?

[Elliot19640]

@IdiotsOnCam are you dumb? its the name of the company

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

Bear left and on the right, squirrel!

[VHZProZombie]

surprised andy parsons didnt say anythuin bout ace kebabs lol

[Pocoryu]

Fred West's Astroturf! Buy it now! Find a skull for a free Sledgehammer

[tabz1991]

i would buy those condoms if russell was the spokes person

[Richierua]

how about: "Buy Reeboks, because Nike's for pikies"?

[MegaFafnir]

"Burger King! Because you can't taste anything when you're pissed!"

[1471perry]

who is the woman ?

[Shmossy]

Press 5 for the best one.

[AnimatorGuy111]

lol

[Mekiozuke]

tehehe anyone notice that cute litle skippy thing Russel does at 1:11 ?

[gabseyT]

OIIIII CHURCHILL!

[MissSamiexx]

fed up with ur dull grey hair? get used to it, your a squirrel!

[ellenmelon771]

I'm a rabbit, and they test makeup on me... but I don't mind 'cos I'm a bit of a slag.

XD xXx

[dwcmerlin]

I dont bother watching the videos......i just read the comments to find out the jokes

[chibinekogirl101]

man:oi churchil, is it true i can save money on my car inshurance?

churchil:oh yes

woman:psst, don't belive everything he says, he told me he had sex with katy price

[popazz1]

Ah,'family-fun'!

[scienceandfaith1]

don't u just hate it when the top comment ruins a joke for you:(

[XxcheekytuberxX1]

"Call floppy willy.com" someone tell me, how can you ring a website? :L

[Dramen93]

@XxcheekytuberxX1 Search for it on your phone's internet browser?

[Ryanmanification]

@XxcheekytuberxX1 It must be the name of the store or something.

[bloodfang07]

i hate seeing the jokes in the top comments before i see the video :/

[ellenmelon771]

@bloodfang07 Why don't you watch the video first, then? That's what I do. XD xXx

[POKEMONoverJB]

@bloodfang07 Then, don't read the comments BEFORE watching it.

But you're right, spoilers are annyoing. :/

[TheSeriousFart]

*Insert random quote from video*

[ashleycox432]

hahaha lol.

[JerryBeatFreak]

"Marmite - Just don't"

[MrLW25]

@xReactionz94 It's not supposed to be controversial, I just think some of his jokes are stupid. And surprise surprise, you're back to abuse. That clearly shows that you can't take other people's opinions that are different to yours. If you're gonna be like that, just ignore other posts on YouTube.

[MrLW25]

@xReactionz94 Was I being abusive to you? No. I was just saying my opinion. You troll on, you uneducated pillock.

[rawisy2jy2j]

how can you call floppywilly . com

[MrLW25]

Russell Howard isn't funny.

[hazey96]

@MrLW25 your not serious?! he's one of the best comedians ever?!?!?

[ellfarrell123]

@hazey96 i agree hes amazing

[MrLW25]

@hazey96 He couldn't possibly be further away from one of the best comedians ever. His "jokes" are a bit stupid to be honest.

[lillukey11]

@MrLW25 you have no taste in comedy?

[ShRiNkInGMuShRoOmS]

@hazey96 you seriously have not seen any other comedians if you think he's the best ever :L he's quite funny but he's not amazing.

[mcglynn670]

Carlsburg dont do prime ministers, but if they did they wouldn't be tories

[MrOpenGamer]

Russel Howard FTW!

[rachelward1992x]

"want to dress like you've got no GCSE'S, come on down to JJB" hahahaha

[iMrRussell]

Oi CHURCHILL lol

[ByteMe619]

Call a website?

[popazz1]

Best part of this? NO FRANKIE-SMUG TWOT-BOYLE! Russell Howard is THE man!

[renbecks66]

Russel is hilarious! and he looks a lot like one of my university teachers

[Zemnexis]

What the hell? I just go on this video to find that it has 777 likes and 7 dislikes... At least it wasn't 6.

[sammybilts]

7 people are disappointed witht their grey squirell hair! :')

[Glitzarr]

Russell and Hugh are genius. :')

[mizzgleek]

Ohhhhhh they missed out hugh singing!!!!

[UberCool319]

i think Russell is too interested in squirrels

[soareadrian10]

@UberCool319

he kinda looks like one..

[MegaAaronL]

thumbs up if you typed in floppywilly (com

[MrDimebag1995]

incest ...just do it ;) :L :L

[NexusDarkworld338]

@MrDimebag1995 I think my sister and mum would have something to say about that ;)

[Tokyorosebiz]

PLEASE CHECK OUT THE PARTY OF SLEAZE BY TOKYO ROSE

[koolerthanapolarbear]

who's the girl?

[ajmf35029]

@koolerthanapolarbear Dianne Morgan

[rewierN1]

that guy in the suit is the best

[Robotdrummerzzk]

I never really find the young one funny (lol- forgot his name). His jokes are always the most crude, the kind teenagers find the funniest.

[psybonchu]

@Robotdrummerzzk he used to be a lot more random and crude but more recently he's got it totally right. Have you seen him in more recent stuff?

[TheAnimemanize]

OMG!!!Russel look so hot as a rabbit!!!

[nuttymonkey11]

russell howard, fucking legend!

[FlisIsIgnorance]

"Insest... Just do it"

[LolaMinny]

@FlisIsIgnorance Incest. That's how it's supposed to be spelled.