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  • slymenstra

  • Interesting project for these guys! I cannot say I'm against it - or anything else this most unusual, but highly respectable band does. Personally, I just like heavier music, but Gwar have earned respect simply for remaining so unchanged from the ideal that causes them to exist in the first place. It must be great to live your dream, and turn the harsh realities of life back into what one loves doing the most...

  • Slymie was definitely my favorite part of the old GWAR lineup. I've really missed her at the shows!

  • 3:02

    ...that is all.

  • Good voice

  • fuck gwar for pres

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  • i can't dig this

  • wtf is this crap

  • hairy arm pittts

  • SLAVE 4 LIFE!!!

  • Lol at the Sexecutioner playing violin.

  • Pass da pipe dude and focus .-)

  • 4:00 hairy armpits??

  • @littlemizzchecky77 Yep, it's slymenstra... are you surprised? She doesn't care what you think ha ha ha! GO SLY!

  • @cynicalblank Babe i love gwar and i am not hating her she has a great voice, incase you didnt notice it was a question. I wasnt sure if it was a prop.

  • Bach-sac the Jaws of Death

  • she's not too bad

  • Thank god I won’t have to watch this video ever again!

  • Anyone else extremely entertained by Balzac the Jaws of Death playing the piano?

  • @bookwizar FUCK YOU

    

  • @bookwizar You go make those costumes. tell me you can do better :)

  • she can punch my junk around anytime she wants

  • Is Slymenstra still hot?

  • you guys remember..just because shes not in GWAR no more doesnt mean if you dont obey her she wont turn you into fruitpunch with pulp...aka...DEAD! O.o

  • I hope the hair on her armpits was part of her disguise :P...

  • Killer singing voice, but she looks like a MAN. D:

    Also, I never thought that Gwar would make a non-metal song.

  • @TheDevilbuster dude theres a few non-metal tunes, 'have you seen me' starts as jazz, 'the road behind' is slow rock. the list goes on

  • @TheDevilbuster gwar has made plenty of "non-metal" songs

  • damn shes got a hell of a voice...

  • Pure...RESPECT!

  • And people think Lady Gaga's fucked up.

  • @MurphyNH She is. XD

  • Deeeeeeeamn Beefcake looks classy on that cello.

  • @RichardTaylor1800 Not gonna deny. He's pretty classy.

    But that's a bass. :I

  • @CroozLuh lol I stand corrected.

  • @therealmadwombat You gonna say wthat you said, Slymenstra will find and kill you.

    Nah, Seriously.

  • 3:59 ew

  • she actually is pretty hot

  • God bless you Titanium tits!!!

  • Duet potential for Tom waits or mike Patton!

  • j/o material.

  • between 2:22 and 2:55, is she naked?

  • @TBlover666 God...I hope so.

  • Such a classy song and video. Fucking love GWAR.

  • Now for a little cocktail jazz!

  • I can't believe (I never heard this song before), is this her voice? o.o

    If yes, then she's a GREAT singer... =)

  • A fairytale and nightmare all rolled into one and hopped up on LSD. So weird, but very entertaining, for a little while.

  • bring back Slymenstra!

  • They've just moved to guest-starring roles now.

  • GWAR is in a very real way like a television series that's been going on for twenty-five years now. It's HARD to keep actors around for that long of a time. So no, she wasn't kicked out. She wanted to do something else for awhile and is doing it. When time allows, she'll work with the band again and they'll be happy to have her, just as they'd be happy to have Hunter Jackson/Techno Destructo, Chuck Varga/Sexecutioner, and Don Drakulich/Sleazy P. Martini back anytime they're interested.

  • Balsac on piano=win.

  • Yeah that guy doesn't know shit. She left to start her own show and still sees them when they come to LA. She even toured with them again a few years ago.

  • @kevray90 Shes opening for GWAR in Cali on Nov 16th. Go see the show

  • She left and started up Slymenstra Hymens Girly Freakshow. I highly doubt she was kicked out.

    Stop listening to that one total muppet that goes around saying how "gwar kicked out all the members". In the same breath he mentioned Sleazy was gone... funny how I've just seen him in the Zombie March promo as well as on various tours.

    The guy has multiple user names such as Coopertribute and Turdzilla. He was a guy they did an interview with in 89 and for some reason, holds a grudge.

  • @1rishShaman ya i met her at the brothers grim side show in 2006 i think and she was one of the nicest people i ever met... i wish i asked for an autograph

  • @1rishShaman Turdzilla pisses me off, youtube---------com/watch?v=PL­IW-RupCfg

    she says she was laid off.

  • @Blackmoonsand - Yea she was laid off but I'm referencing things Turdzilla started spreading during 06-09, possibly even 05.

    Theres a big difference between his "factual" statements saying along the lines of "Slymenstra and Sleazy where conned out of their share of GWAR and kicked out due to Brokie" and what actually happened, crew leaving, re-joining or in Danielle's case, being laid off and being able to return for special events.

    She wouldn't fit in during the latest three albums IMO.

  • @1rishShaman I kinda figured that Guy may have been just another creep solemnly trying to crush other Peoples Interests in GWAR, I mean if what He said was true, then why don't the actual Members say anything, no they didn't, of course someone posted some Interview between Him and Mike Bishop aka Original Beefcake, and He pretty much pointed out that they were just on to different things, or they had personal issues that interfered with the other's rational ways.

  • @1rishShaman Actually, if you youtube...Slymenstra Hymens "Girly Freakshow" they do several interviews with her on that vid. The guy asked her if she left and she told him that the band fired her. I'm not sure if she was joking or not but she seemed pretty sincere when she said it.

  • @MADBALL9991 Yep, seen that. I dunno I'm guessing they may just have felt it was different from what they wanted to go for. Like I said I couldn't see her appearing in the story of the past few albums, she would only be around to fill up numbers is what I mean.

  • @1rishShaman Yeah man I know what you mean.

  • @1rishShaman what happened is basically gwar told her that they didnt need her anymore, so she left. Sleazy DID leave for a period of time, he's currently retired from touring but makes occasional appearances but still does work for slave pit

  • I know Hunter left for a period but what I was saying is that the person slandering the band made it seem like Dave Brockie was the one who was kicking every other member that disagreed or had a different vision than himself.

  • @1rishShamanTurdzilla was probably was denied a job working for them and got angry. Having Talked to Don (Sleazy) and various other members of the Slave Pit, I know "Turdzilla" is full of shit. They don't even know WHO it is.. I think the situation with Danielle (Slymenstra) and Brockie was a little more personal. According to Danielle she was fired, sucks but I don't think they would have done so with no reason. Watch the girly freakshow interview she admits to being fired in the interview.

  • @1rishShaman

    to add to your point, gwar doesnt make a ton of money. they are mostly about having fun. a lof ot the ex members went on to do other things that increased money intake or brought them more joy. i cant say for sure if any were ever kicked out or not. but im pretty sure most of them just got worn out being part of gwar. hell i love gwar but i dont see how Dave has played Oderus for so long. 20+ years as the same character has to take a mental and physical tole on him. anywho

  • @1rishShaman she said herself that they fired her... she sucks

  • @wildboy789789 Personally I thought she was quite good on stage and had a great presence. But she did admit that, I've seen the interview. They moved with the times and she isn't needed in the current timeline.

  • hairy pits.

  • shes got a very beautiful voice and gwar as always has their humor lol gotta love em

  • Slimey left due to pregnancy..is the true fact here

  • wow gwar without armor lol

  • love the guy(techno destucto?) drinkin motor oil at 1:13

  • @thephattyarbuckle yeah, like to Techno, it's like drinking Jack Daniels Whiskey, or Mountain Dew, lol.

  • greatest guilty pleasure song EVER

  • Anyone notice how her arm pits weren't shaved? Pause at 4:00 and you'll see.

  • @rmdaxtasing I think it's fake.

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  • 2:08 amazing face

  • @Mrskullfac340 and @LVile666

    No, they didn't. She broke off and formed Girly Freak Show, and does other performance things related to fire dancing, lightbulb eating, etc.

    She also has an interior/exterior home design company.

  • @ngroschen I wouldnt mind her re-designing my interior if you know what I mean :)

  • hilarious.

  • I didn't think GWAR could be any more disturbing...I sure am glad I was wrong....

  • damn! i didn't know she could actually sing, symenstra hymen kicks ass!

  • Beefcake in a suit on double bass and Balsac on piano, never thought id see the day

  • Too bad Oderus isnt wearing a tuxedo in this vid. I'd love to see that!

  • @Metal1216 watch: Have you seen me

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  • really? bad... sorry

  • are there any oldschool gwar fans here who have the albums? Don't Need A Man was the last song on carnival of chaos. at the end, the track plays like 10 minutes of silence until a hidden track starts. it's a small track, the butt-end of a seriously kick ass demo that for some reason didn't make the album. i found that song online long ago, but now it's gone. if anyone can find the song in it's entirety and post it, i will suck you off.

  • @whyhatestrangers Bwahaahahahaahaahaaa!! Now that's a real groupie!!

  • @GLABB69 nevermind, i found it by pure luck, on an old CD i had burned back in the days when "napster" was first getting popular (when it was free). it's one hell of a song, and since it's not found on YouTube, i will be happy to make it my first upload soon. now, i have to suck my own dick.

  • @whyhatestrangers Right on Hard on.. Good Luck with that. Say hello to Marilyn Manson while you're down there.

  • @GLABB69 i got the song uploaded, but sucking my own cuttlefish didn't work out as planned :( :( :( there's always tomorrow, another few yoga classes and i'll get that little bastard! i mean .. big guy.

  • @whyhatestrangers it's the only Album I'm still waiting to add to My Collection, and the Road Behind E.P.

  • yea! Shes a big pimp!!!im her bottom bitch!!!!I love you mama!!!!!i got all ur money!!!im not mad u made me walk home without my shoes!,can i cum home???i got ur money mama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • She needs to shave her pits...../=

  • I swear unmasked shes realy HOT FUCKING HOT.!

    Trustr me.

  • Wow she can sing sooo much better than i ever realized.

  • Omfg, I didn't expect this...

  • I wish gwar would have killed her early on

  • i used to fuck a married skank that kinda looked like slymenstra. I fell alittle scratchy now sometimes. damn you whore!

  • Danyell, still fkin awesome

  • oh man gwar, you guys are soo unique and ironic and funny...this band fuckingblows dick, as do the homos who listen to them

  • @funkymoneylove and what do you like, you alpha male you.

  • @countingdown27 fucking your mom and dad at the same time you nigger lover

  • @funkymoneylove hell man, i'm surprised you can even get it up. bravo!

  • godlike.

    all hail the allmighty GWAR!

  • Gwar must have gotten forced to do this cuz this ain't gwar

  • @sk8terking25 actually, GWAR is against all bullshit rules, esp. ones that say "GWAR you can only do heavy music" don't try to tell me GWAR sold out. That is fucking insane.

  • Boring

  • @SweetChildOfSomeone i'm sure your girlfriend thinks the same after your pecker comes out.

  • @countingdown27 you idiot, I'm a girl.

  • @SweetChildOfSomeone what does being a girl have to do with having a girlfriend... oh yeah, you are a homophobic piece of trash... get lost bigot.

  • @countingdown27 god, you're really idiot. I'm not homophobic, but you talkd about a pecker.

  • @SweetChildOfSomeone so you hate animals?

  • @countingdown27 get a life.

  • @SweetChildOfSomeone I was a roadie for Guns N Roses, now I live on the streets. Can you help a nigga out?

  • WTF?

  • she didnt get kicked out she got knocked up

  • come to haohmaru

  • Haha my fav gwar song

  • For a scary chick, she's got a really nice voice.

  • Lol balsac on the piano

  • @ningagaidanrocks98 Almost too funny... ;D

  • hahahhahahah

  • WTF balsac is playing the keyboard and beef cakes on the chelo

  • @Spazztrops i think its an up right bass

  • who is the chick i cant find out who she is she looked so fuckin hot in the saddam a go go video twirling the fire sticks n shit

  • @originaldeadclown

    Slymenstra Hymen, she's no longer in the band.

  • Oderous steals the show. Like always. :D

  • was the hairry arm pits a joke????

  • Dana "Slymenstra" LOVES Wendy O Williams and thats my kinda girl!!!

  • This has got to be one of their greatest videos...Slymenstra Hymen RULES!!!

  • One of the sexiest feminest songs ever sung.....

  • I have this weird habit of yelling "TECHNO!" anytime he makes a cameo...he's always been my favorite GWAR character.

  • Gwar no deja de sorprender.. tienen una tecnica maravillosa!!

  • weird , this isn't like the album version. where can i find this version on disc ?

  • lol 4:00

  • are you saying that you wouldn't pound slymenstra in the arse until she pissed all over you ? is that why you're laughing ? because you're queer ?

  • id be all over that like warts on gg allins cock

  • Fuckin' A dude

  • @anglicky69 oh i totally would! she is fuckin smokin!

  • damn this is really good

  • Ballsack on the piano :-)

  • IT'S BALSAC, YOU WASTE OF SPERM!

    (jk =P)

    Anyway, I liked the Oderus cameo, but where's Flattus? Oh well, nice to see a band that doesn't mind doing different things.

  • Quite.

  • mIZZ HYMEN GOING HAMM ON THIS ONE

  • i have some playlists for my sister as well.

    we share lots of music together. she

    said ladies enjoy this. esp. if you deal with a deadbeat in yourlife . as husband.

  • lol this is awesome

  • Why did GWAR kick her out!?!? She is awesome!!!

  • they didnt kick her out

  • That's what she said in a small interview thing she did about her freak show

  • really? i could of sworn they didn't

  • @Mrskullface40

    They didn't kick her out dude!

  • @Mrskullface40 I thought she just left but keeps in contact with brockie

  • @lordjdog she spent over 10 years with the fuckers, for sure she talks to the gang. She'll do a reunion tour one day...

  • @Mrskullface40 she left to pursue her own career... which i can understand. Brockie is a big shadow to live under.

  • @Mrskullface40 did theyt really?... what the hell...

  • @Mrskullface40 they dident she just hasent done any thing in a wile

  • @Mrskullface40 i could be wrong, but i think she left to start a freak show. no bull shit . i cant remember the name but its really odd. iv looked it up. but she is super hot.

  • @Mrskullface40 cuz she got fat XD

    no, it had to do with certain record deals, and what the labels wanted, and contract issues. thats why a lot of the members disapeared. leke techno-destructo and sleazy and sexocutioner

  • DAMN HER VOICE IS AS HOTT AS SHE IS

  • @drunkenirish420 i hope you dont think that shits hot...

    she has a great voice but damn. *regurgitates*

  • @drunkenirish420 she might be hot without the makeup though

  • i listened to this song a couple days ago and its stuck in my head it is a great song and she is a amazing singer

    and this shows how good Gwar is they can go from ripping George bush's head off to this its astounding

  • lol this is good but weird though....

  • she's such an amazing vocalist.

  • haha i love jaws of death on the piano loll

  • if u new anything you'd know gwar made theatrical metal back after they had sex with the monkeys and made us (there worst mistake) so thay had to make shok rok as bate so we would listin to there music and are heads would explode.... dont u guys know anything

  • I like Slipknot but GWAR the shit but you have to admit alot of their stuff is all just stage.

  • David Bowie invented theatrical rock.

  • nope Alice Cooper did

  • Ziggy Stardust (1972)

    Welcome to My Nightmare (1975)

    Ha!

  • Actually, you're both wrong. It was Screamin' Jay Hawkins with "I Put A Spell On You" (1958). If you don't agree to that then agree to The Crazy World of Arthur Brown with their/his self-titled album in 1968.

  • correct!