Nostalgia Critic - North (Part 1)

[Wii4000]

He should have gotten advice from Wilfred. lol

[seihillkim]

I wonder why in the hawaii part, the critic didn't make the bad touch bit

[ThatManinWhite]

A bad movie?! Of course what do you expect from a movie made by a meathead. God, I wonder what Archie would have to say about this?

[christianrouler]

seinfeld seinfeld seinfeld wheres the fuckin newman eee??

[Theoppositesex]

"This is like how ice skaters dressing up as cowboys dress." Massive rofl

[MegaAchilles23]

2:43

Should have started with

#11. Loosen his pants...Bad Touch!!!

[Dim4323]

I didnt know Elijah wood is in this. WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME!

[robcas123]

worst joke ever at 6:30

[VladimirZark]

"Hitler is in his pants" o_O

[FatPizza6912]

pause at 7:11 fran drescher

[CatatonicKuroneko]

I like Reba Macentire..... She's awesome!

[hockeyfan202]

Racist, dumb jokes and unlikeable characters...sounds an awful lot like That 70's Show.

[FlyingFocs]

@hockeyfan202 I resent that. Hyde is likeable, Red is likeable as a hardass father, Kelso and Jackie are... kind of funny in that no one is that dumb, and Eric and Donna... yeah, I can kinda see what you mean with those two.

[PrinterThorn]

I actually think this movie is funny in a "Hey kids, you want to know how to not be racist and insensitive? Don't do what this movie says."

[LedWolf7]

the defence Rests, literally

[qwuezalothus]

Willis is the weirdest here.

[siralucard19]

3:37 Chuck Norris: Shhh! I'm hunting rabbits!

[DietSoap3]

I'm from Texas as well, and the scene is just ridiculous enough imo to bypass being offensive and simply be laughable.

[BucDouble93]

I like to think that all Texans are just like Hank Hill...

"Got-dang it, Bobby!"

[Donnyl1994]

North=Frodo!

[assassin6851]

those "texan" actors are pissing me off because, this is basically making fun of where i live.

[stlouisrocker100]

@assassin6851 The Texas scene offended me as well. And I'm not even from Texas. I live in Missouri and we get stereotyped too.

[FlyingFocs]

@assassin6851 I love in Georgia, where everyone is scene as a redneck (which, some are admittedly), but not all are.

Point is, everyone has a stereotype, and Hollywood is insensitive to this, so they just mock everyone because they feel they are above everyone else. Wait, is that a stereotype? Oh, who cares.

[PrincessCallie35]

@assassin6851 Same here.

[KTH568]

@assassin6851 oh, wait till you see the stereotypes in part 2.

[neosoc]

@assassin6851 Remember though, we are talking about the state whose citizens elected both Rick Perry AND Lamar Smith ;)

[popamon451]

@assassin6851 you dont have it as bad as being a Canadian

[assassin6851]

@popamon451 i actually am a little bit canadian since the indian tribe that i am is the blackfoot indian and they originated from canada. so, yeah

[popamon451]

@assassin6851 ya it sucks every movie cartoon or t.v they make fun of our army and make us look like idiots I hate it!

[NeuroManson]

I made the mistake of watching this on TV a couple of nights ago, and yes, it's THAT BAD.

[findTHEawesome]

teehee the bunny reminds me of Wilfred...WAIT...that makes perfect freakin sense...HOLY CRAP

[EGLchan]

@findTHEawesome Holy crap, you're right!

[CatatonicKuroneko]

I love Reba....... why would she DO this!?

[EVILKITTYKICKSASS]

wow...the texan parents in this movie are so offensive I dont know where to begin. Seriuously I'm texan and nobody I know even remotely acts like this. Score another point against this movie

[blade10000]

Personally I think there are much worse movies, but yeah, this sucks.

[linkkazooi3]

@ccsuntan ha yah

[scaryguy004]

actually,the worst joke ever was one i saw in a trailer for movie called "prom" and some girl asked a guy who he's taking to promm and then he said "let me call some cheerleaders from my speedial"

THAT is the worst joke ever!

[stlouisrocker100]

@scaryguy004 No the worst jokes ever are the jokes from iCarly

[TheHorrorKing1]

I find number 4 to be the funniest of jokes.

[GoldenGal42]

I'll have everybody know that when ice skaters dress as cowboys (they do) they don't dress like that. It's usually shirt, jeans and a hat. At least in the Doubles.

[immarocker]

Loosen His Pants

[TheHorrorKing1]

@immarocker ...................wait, what?!

[linkkazooi3]

The sceane with bruce willis dressed as a bunny siting next to elijah wood looks like something out of wilfred.

[TheDude90100]

i'm actually astonished that they managed to make "one of the worst movies ever made" according to wikipedia with so many good actors from alan arkin to kathy bates (ok maybe except for ben stein, but he can still be funny)..

[Jman92854]

@TheDude90100 And I thought Garbage Pail Kids was bad. It still is, but wow, even WITH all these good actors, and STILL it sucks? Ouch.

[Straif5]

He took the crazy crowd seen from UHF, that Weird Al movie. Nice.

[Straif5]

Holy crap, Elija Wood's been in a shit ton of movies. Crazy.

[LegionIscariot]

Kramer walks in.

[thishatandyou]

I choked on my nostalgic juice box at the "hey, loosen his pants!"

[Tron239]

If he thought that joke was bad, he should hear some of the jokes commercials shove onto TV nowadays.

[JonathanHallShow]

This movie was so wierd, I just had to watch it again to see his reactions! My God, it's hilariously bad!

[TFSONICFAN100]

actually i think the irate gamer is the worst joke ever

[TheJonjon102]

maby justin beber made this movie that is why he wanted to look at that boy's dick that makes sense

[4getfulness16]

oh my god IT'S FRANK THE BUNNY FROM 'DONNIE DARKO'! AAAAHHHHHHHH! *runs*

[ZeldaGiygasLord603]

5:01

MY WIDE-ANGLE LENSE IS ABOUT TO BURST!

[Jefrma]

"what the hell could be in it that could be so bad??" I give you a short answer; bruce-willis-in-a-PINK-BUNNY-c­ostume.

[Mynameis708]

Why are parts of this video used to make fun of the Irate Gamer?

[2468sfhk1]

thumbs up if you clapped during the worst joke ever part

[lorne510]

elijah wood was in bttf part 2

[franny24mangi]

0:39 burned

[Indigodelta383]

where the crowd footage come from ?



[CriticalKid1]

@Indigodelta383 From the movie "UHF"

[ukyo]

Either way I'm getting a show.

[piccologuy14]

i hope bruce willis shot at them as he left

[Artprincess247]

bruce willis as the easter bunny? ROFL

[katyaturchin]

i love elijah wood- WHY DOES HE CHOOSE SO MANY TERRIBLE MOVIES!!!!!!!!

[ShadowGunner82]

@katyaturchin Other than Lord of the Rings, I thought he was pretty good in Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind but yeah, he has a knack for being in bad movies. The Kevin Costner complex lol.

[celestialparrot1]

@katyaturchin

LOTR was his redeemer

[FlyingFocs]

@katyaturchin Because agents are like leeches: they latch on, take all nutrients from your body, and give you nothing in return.

'Kay, maybe not to THAT degree. Wood probably had some say in it, but still.

[NostalgiaCritic83708]

@katyaturchin So he looks like a good actor in comparison to the other actors.

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[hattrickster33]

The LOTR movies weren't so bad were they:P

[katyaturchin]

@hattrickster33 LOTR was one of his best, I think.

[animegamingdude]

@katyaturchin at least he made a (very brief) appearence in BTTF Part 2.

[Antibearvirus]

Thumbs up if you want Bruce Willis to reenact all Die Hard movies in that bunny suit.

[Jefrma]

@Antibearvirus bet ppl would sneak into theaters with booze but it´d still be a major kicker!! ;D

[basketballjocks]

@Antibearvirus fuck die hard

PULP FICTION

[NickFury182]

@Antibearvirus Hippity Hoppity Motherf***er

[027220]

@Antibearvirus Are you 'kidding' me?! He looks 'deranged.'

[SuperBored10]

Im sorry judge the defense rests . . .Lmao !

[UltimateHobo77]

Golfer...Lumberjack.....Weird dancer,,,,,,Rabbi. I dont know

[ilikemartialarts]

its funny how much people hate the irate gamer

[smashpro35]

@ilikemartialarts with good reason: he's a thief, a liar, a bad actor, and an asshole

[JaKeW138]

i guess man in crappy animal outfits are attracted to elijiah wood

[VideoMasher3000]

i cant help but think the boy looks like the 12 year old frotto

[Ferilgamer91]

@VideoMasher3000 The kid is played by Elijah Wood.  The same actor who played Frodo. Yea useless knowledge.

[Broezzz]

@VideoMasher3000 it IS the 12 year old frodo :\

[TheDirectorofFoo]

@VideoMasher3000 Um... It... Is...

[VideoMasher3000]

@TheDirectorofFoo ok i get it people, its frotto, i just thought he looked silly

[MsMarc1234]

LOL. ur killing independent george !

[SkittleE275]

I feel unclean just watching the REVIEW of the movie. *Shudder*

[MrHEC381991]

...or take his shirt off, either way, Im getting a show :P

...I hate it when i have to during the strippers :(

...damn it I am a doctor! NOT a pedophile!

...isn't that the slogan for an enema?

...but just skip over the turn-your-head-and-cough bit :P

...I always forget if we circumsized him :D

...NOW were going to see why his last name is Wood :P

...yano, when you said we were having the other white meat; this isn't what i had in mind :\

[Killer27586]

Now we are going to see why his last name is wood. LOL

[bushbasher85]

I remember liking this when I was young, and now it seems stupid which means it truly is a kid movie through and through.

[thechadman1X]

sponge worthy

[ukhistorian]

This is the same guy that directed one of my all time favorite movies A Few Good Men?

[zombiefan011]

Maybe he freaked out cause he couldn't beleive he would actually have a career after this POS little film

[CraziiSexyKidd]

Prepubescent Larry King...I'm weak lmao

[TheSnowyice]

Haha he's named after a direction! Where's his siblings South, East and West!? Are they in this film too!? lol XD

[Batben01]

@TheSnowyice that's the thing! What weird-ass parents would name their kid north? Seriously

[TheSnowyice]

Poor Elisha Wood. I feel really bad that he has to bear the painful embarrasment of being in this movie. He was just a kid too. :-(

[bobthestickman02]

@TheSnowyice I bet it hurt even more with the Siskel and Ebert review.

[SexyButCurious]

WTF I was born in San Antonio and no one dress like this in the 90s and definitely not NOW! I hate when people who never been to Texas think everyone lives on a ranch or participates in rodeos.

[pikaCHUUUUU911]

ROFL! BRUCE WILLIS IN A BUNNY OUTFIT!!!! XD

[Batben01]

thumbs up if you agree with me.

Alan Zweibel must had a breakdown when writing this.

Rob Reiner lost a bet and has to direct this.

and every actor in this movie must have been on dope when they signed up for this big "F U to the audience".

If that aint the motive, i dont know what is.

By the way, Nostalgia critic should have called Reiner a "Meathead" when he directed this.

[OshaStar96]

i don't get the joke. where he said *that is the worst joke ever!*

[Thisismytrollingface]

@OshaStar96 THEY ARE LYING DOWN, RESTING. AND HE SAYS 'THE DEFENSE RESTS' DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP!

[Epicfail90001]

"HOW BAD WAS IT?"

[burningflurber]

I was so happy when you had a snippet from UHF.

[MrHEC381991]

WORST

JOKE

EVAH!!

[geriolah7]

This movie SUCKS!

[marmik961]

Shouldn't the critic have made a top 11 jokes for this scene?

[musicaltheatergeek79]

TO be fair, BATMAN & ROBIN (1997) and KAZAAM (1996) were released after NORTH (1994) so at the time they didn't have them to compare them with it.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Hey, loosen his pants and get the duck tape we can have a party! Oo that one went a bit far! Sorry!

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Hey, loosen his pants.

Honey we gotta stop molesting him everytime he goes unconscious!

[Maximillionaire666]

Quick, loosen his pants.

Elaine wants to see if he's truly sponge-worthy.

LMFAO XD

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

Acting!

[CartoonieKitsunie]

I love the pants factory reaction. "What the hell?"..."Huh?"..."WHAT?!?"

[Pikazilla]

golfer, lumberjack, german, jew, hawiian, eskimo, texan, chinese, african, french,

did i miss any stereotypes? cause this film didn't.

[RisingVictor]

@Pikazilla They missed Mexican. Good thing.

[Cartoonfangirl007]

Who're you?

The Easter Bunny.

And I'm a Hobbit. Blow me.

[SonicWinds]

@Cartoonfangirl007

Fuck that was my favorite part of this review. LOL

[ThePieIsLie]

Loosen his pants!

...wait what!?

Loosen his pants!

........wait WHAT!?

xD

[obsessionchik4]

They were testing the pants but I don't blame you I mean the first few scenes weren't all that bad I mean it could have been worse Garbage Pail Kids worse

[tiakpark]

10 Or take his shirt off. Either way, I'm gettin' a show

9 I hate when I have to direct the strippers

8 Damn it, I'm a docter, not a pedaphile!

7 Ins't that the sloogan for NAMBLA?

6 But just skip over the turning your head and coughing

5 I always forget if we cricumsized him

4 Now we're gonna see why his last name is Wood

3 Elaine wants to see if he's truly sponge worthy

2 You know, when you said we having the other white meat this isn't what I had in mind

1 If anyone asks, Art did it!

[Guigley]

Winchell is friggin' creepy.

[GoldenGal42]

Why only top ten? I always thought you liked to go one step beyond, Critic. :P

[LordManda2]

"Wow... I mean theres STEROTYPES and then theres...... THIS!" xD

[Ryan66772]

@1:16

I was inspecting pants before you could even SPELL YOUR NAME!

[historyghosthunters]

i thought it was top 11

[jeangreyphoenix1fan]

wtf is with the kids reaction in 2:17 ?

[DBfan106]

the joke at 6:34 was so bad that I laughed at the sheer awfulness of it.

[mrdaltdalt11]

"I am from Texas, and I am so offended."

[Shr00b]

Sorry I'm italian and i really wanted to know what: "the defence rests" means. Or a translation.

[ManticoreFire]

@Shr00b The defense rests means that the lawyers for the defendants end their arguments. In this case, the defendants are the the parents, and because they are in a coma, they can be considered 'resting'. Hence, 'the defence rests'.

[jettythesunfish]

Where's Kramer when you need him?

[Kensorek]

"-Loosen His Pants!"

"Ducktales! Woo oh!

[optimusprime23able]

I can only imagine that some or a lot of people in Texas,Alaska,and Hawaii were outraged when they saw this movie.

[josephtheomniscient]

Thanks god this mess did'nt ruin Elijah's career.

[Ghost652]

OMG HE IS FEELING THE STAB WOUND AGAIN THE NINE ARE NEAR!!!!!

[qwuezalothus]

7:06: So that's how he's celebrating something...!

[qwuezalothus]

The Pee-Shitic-ocean is on expansion!

[CrystalJupiter]

I can already see all of the LOTR jokes, and I'm only a few seconds in.

[TeeAiDee]

Speaking as a citizen of Texas... I am pissed.

[Foogayzee]

Honestly, I think the problem is that everyone reviewing this movie is an adult. Personally, I loved this movie as a kid. I thought it was silly, and it was fun to see the different families North went to. Granted I don't remember the second half, but I remember him being chased... something.. involving tomato sauce. Nonetheless, I thought it was a really fun movie.

Also, I'm 20 now. I haven't seen it since I was 7. Maybe my opinion has changed.

[GoldmansNephew]

What was Dan Aykroid thinking? 

[concealedknight]

those top 10 jokes were funnier than this entire movie

[tehswordkunoichi]

PANTS!!!!!

[CaRtUnz4LyFV100]

5:00 WHATA SKOOP.

[TheMrleomartin]

to be honest they said this before batman and robin was released

[sebamkfan]

Worst joke ever, sorry Irate Gamer, but don't worry, you can still be number 2 :)

[myfancyfendoraspy681]

@sebamkfan How about the angry video game nerd?

[sebamkfan]

@myfancyfendoraspy681 he is ok, the new AVGN is kind of lackluster, but he is still ok

[millergamer]

@sebamkfan huh huh huh you said number 2

[RisingVictor]

@sebamkfan Hehe, number 2. ^o^

[MegamanvolnutX]

@sebamkfan hes always been number 2 ... hey its better then i rate GAYmer

[OMGAFORSE1000]

@sebamkfan you mean number 4 dont forget lincara and Of course The nerd himself

[smashpro35]

@sebamkfan nah, the worst joke everi is actually a joke, corny, but still a joke. irate gamer is a thief, a liar, a bad actor, and an asshole

[4getfulness16]

OH MY GOD IT'S FRANK THE BUNNY FROM 'DONNIE DARKO!'

[SlientChaos]

He has a panic attack over his parents arguing...I'm sorry what?

[voidsayrhys27]

when the dad said loosen his pants i thought he said "he jizzed in his pants"!

[Steamyize]

@voidsayrhys27 i thought that he said ''listen! his penis'' or something XD

[notgonnasay09]

I think the reason Elisha Wood panicked in the opening was that he realized just how bad the script was and realized he was under contract...

[theGMANtheBOSS]

7:34

Well, I reckon we'll wake up early and eat.....

then we'll dig for oil and eat....

then we'll rope some doggies, bust a few gomps and then maybe go grab a bite to eat.

The scene is literally SO juiced with stereotype steroids, it's flat out hilarious.

[Stevie2Sxc]

oddly "loosen his pants" is something I'd like to go to the adult Elijah Wood *shifty eyes*

[haydos271]

After much thinking, I came to the conclusion that Jason Alexander said "Loosen his pants" because he thought that North's pants might have been too tight and his circulation was cut off. But if that wasn't the reason...*gulp*

[cavgurl07]

@haydos271 You know, I was thinking the same thing. Glad I'm not the only one. :)

[Martialart07]

@cavgurl07 yaknow that website busy street? those guys hate tgwtg with a passion, and don't even get me started on what they say about spoony. there claim is that they think its wrong some of em get paid for makin vids, somethin bout ethics. With spoony, they say he is an actual douchebag outside of his vids. I think alot of their hatred is being banned from the sites, so they hate the fans

[GeneralKenobiSIYE]

"This is like how ice-skaters dressing up like cowboys dress!" hahaha ! Awesome line.

[sublimeade]

George and Elaine would have a demon child.

[MrMatto91]

elijah wood was a hobbit there for bruce willis is the easter bunny

[CloneComander1138]

LOL at 2:16 that panic ata- haaha!