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  • @ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr IF they discover an ancient city that was built and inhabit by talking ape or animals,with a burial cemeteries ,and lived like that of modern day man? YES,you'll have real proof that we evolved,But there ain't no such cities isn't there? This is why some science believed that man came from a distant planet in a space ship,landed on earth and "immediately" built cities,and all cities that have been discoved up to this day has been built by man.

  • @ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr Your belief is in a human theory,like the hollow earth theory,or the multi-universe theory, its all mathematically, and it has been label "creative number play". IF all of the sudden a "chimp" started talking a human language, yes ,then, there's real proof that we evolved from a animal.

  • @ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr Who cares where I'm from and how many language I know or my missed spellings. You people seem not to get the true picture. DID Jesus gather all the slaves to get beaten? DID Jesus gathered all the drunken disobedient children to get stoned? DID Jesus sent out his apostle's to start a new world government with bloody swords? NO !

  • you are so attractive

  • Im getting tired of explaining this to this Moron. Those texts that he cited were under the Mosiac Law. Jesus put an end to the Mosiac law when he gave his life so we can be saved.

    "For Christ is the end of the Law, so that everyone exercising faith may have righteousness."

    (Romans 10:4)

  • @jonnyneo53 so in other words, the bible is the word of god, but after the first half god says that it was all bullshit and should not be taken seriously?

    I thought god was impeccable?

    the bible makes less sense the more I hear about it...

  • @schootingstarr No, God didnt decide "Oops, this law sucks. You dont have to do it anymore." The Bible answers that question:

    "Consequently the Law has become our tutor leading to Christ, that we might be declared righteous due to faith" (Ga 3:24)

    The Mosiac law was a "Tutor" for God's people, until the Day of the Christ.

  • @jonnyneo53 but then again, wouldn't that also declare the 10 ammendments to be obsolete?

  • @schootingstarr Yes. We no longer follow the 10 commandments, but instead follow Jesus' "law" (in other words, Jesus' teachings).

    "He said to him: “‘You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.’ This is the greatest and first commandment. The second, like it, is this, ‘You must love your neighbor as yourself.’" (Matthew 22:37-39)

  • @jonnyneo53 then what is all this rambling about "atheist do not follow the 10 commandments therefore they're evil!" ?

    srsly, christians are way too divided to claim that they have the right answers

    same goes for muslims

    and hindus and buddhist are of no concern in the western world

    I really don't believe in any of this, BECAUSE of that

    it all sounds way too fishy to me

    like mormon belief, or scientology

  • @schootingstarr I never rambled about that. Im not muslim, or hindu, or buddhist, or catholic, or 'christian'. I study the Bible with Jehovah's Witnesses. And you will NEVER find a JW congregation anywhere around the world that is divided in Anything, even in the smallest thing, because JW's main authority of study is the Bible, and ONLY the Bible. People who dont study the Bible and instead practice man-made things are always divided amongst things.

  • @jonnyneo53 and I am happyfor you, that you found something to commit yourself to

    even though I really don't like you guys knocking on my door to talk about your book

    my negative attitude only directs towards those, that try to push their believe on me

    I think that's what most youtube atheist do

    they are simply anti-christian, because there're so many anti-atheists out there

    to be fair: I guess a good portion of anti-atheists act that way, because there're so many religion bashers

  • @schootingstarr Personally I dont like bothering people if they are busy or sleeping, but it does bring joy when someone embraces the teachings of Jesus and God. Also, Jesus tells us to go preaching: "Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU." (Matthew 28:19,20)

  • @schootingstarr Also, i really try not to go 'Atheist Bashing', but when i see people like the guy in this video speaking from ignorance and acting arrogant, it really frustrates me.

  • @jonnyneo53 goat fucker

  • @Theologikos What the heck?!?!? Who the heck are you? You GOT to be joking about that slave sites aren't you?! Please reply back.

  • What the heck?!?!?!?!?

  • Watch your mouth!!!?

  • I also find this idiot is a Norwegian atheist who focusing on the old law of Moses. Jesus said in many places that Moses suffered to write these laws ,especially divorce, because there not god intention as it says in MARK 10: 3-6 just like any man (atheist and Pharisees alike)they takes one verse out of context when they should collect ALL the(evidence)verses on that subject before.

  • @pillowhole You are the retarded one who believes all this bullshit. "God" I hate America. I'm not even sure if you are american, considering you have a horrible english.

  • @jimDeferio Your very correct. I found that those pagan Christmas,Easter,even Sunday ,and the doctrine of immortality of the soul came from pre-christain Greek philosopher who acquired it from pagan Egypt and Babylon. Also churches during the Roman empire complain that pagans were mixing there beliefs and teachings with the biblical truth, especially Muslim.

  • God's answer, "I gave the law to Israel. Who are you?"

  • All this over a really nonsensical belief system. Come on it's just a scary fairytale

  • Your pissing off Satan! DD:<

  • You are hilarious! Loved it....must get some nun-chucks! Plus you are just cute as a button!

  • @siaic The Dead Sea Scrolls PROVE that the prophecies concerning Jesus Christ were written Before Christ (BC).

    Judging by everything you have written, it would be entirely fair to say that you are a victim of a dumbed-down America. Of course, you can reverse the disease...

  • @JimDeferio Go join the WBC it's where you belong.

  • siaic refuses to debate me in front of an audience. Why????

    Further, this guy resorts to ad hominem attacks instead of providing evidence for his assertions.

    siaic apparently has no idea when god myths began incorporating ideas from the Bible. What is the timeline established by scholars, genius? What were the original myth stories?

    siaic doesn't know the criterion used by historians to establish the authenticity of historical documents but claims that the Bible fails these tests. LOL

    

  • @siaic You have been drinking the tainted Kool Aid. Jesus was a copycat savior? Prove it! I have the whole run down on Horus, Krishna, Dionysius, Attila, Mithras, etc. etc. You don't know what you're talking about. 1st of all there is NO evidence whatsoever that Jesus was born on Dec.25th. Name me one mythological god that was born of a virgin! Just ONE!

    Jesus fulfilled Jewish history and prophecy, genius. Passover isn't Easter and the Feast of Tabernacles occured in late Sept. or early Oct.

  • @siaic I have actually read the most unholy Qur'an from cover to cover. I can tell you exactly why the Qur'an fails as authentic history, why it is illogical, and where numerous parts of the Qur'am were taken from non-canonical ancient jewish stories. The most unholy Qur'an has onlt one prophecy in it but even this prophecy ended up being false (Surah 30:2-4).

    Dig your hole a little deeper dude. BTW, my wife grew up in Algeria and Morocco, both Muslim nations. She's a Christian.

  • @siaic I don't care to know where you live. Pick a college 100 miles away from where you live, I don't care where. I'm sick of wicked people like you who mock the Bible, mock Christianity, and mock God and then act as if they stand aloft on some higher ground. We'll see how high you stand in debate.

  • @siaic Not at all, genius. I have excellent scholarly reasons for believing the Bible. But as far as the moral argument goes, you don't have a clue what I would use? Now how about that face to face debate in front of an audience. Surely you can get the atheist club near you to sponsor it at a college.

    Look, you are nothing but a punk with a lot of hatred and irrationality. I used to be like you when I was an atheist, so I know.

    I have done college campus tours in Calif. so wherever dude.

  • @siaic You are soooo insincere!!!

    So, you want me to go into depth about revelatory knowledge and a priori knowledge on YouTube??? LOL

    Can we do this in front of an audience on a college campus? I live in Syracuse, NY but I travel extensively.

    But since you acknowledge objective moral laws, be prepared to also give the basis for that belief when we face off.

  • @siaic You are again misunderstanding the nature of God, the solid proofs for the Theistic God, and the system of academic pursuits that have risen because God made our minds and the universe. We are capable of arriving at epistemolgical knowledge and truth ONLY because there is a God, there is a God who is knowable and who made the universe a knowable environment to our minds.

    Science is only possible because science relies on at least eleven presuppositions that science can't even prove.

  • @siaic I never referred to the Bible, genius. Your argument is becoming a strawman. I want to know why you would hold chemical reactions accountable to some arbitrary standard.

    "(T)he proportion of variance explained by these gene loci is rather low indicating that additional genetic variants must be involved."

    The study proves nothing. In addition to the genome there is the epigenome. The epigenome is modified by a whole host of external factors. You are digging a pit for yourself.

  • @siaic You are truly hilarious!~ Richard Dawkins is not a geneticist and he's a poor biologist to boot. There is no evidence whatsoever of "selfish genes" or of "altruistic genes".

    You still don't get it, do you?

    If only material things exist then what one does is only a chemical reaction in the brain and so why should anyone be held accountable for chemical reactions. There is no right and wrong - only electro-chemical reactions in the brain. There are NO moral laws if only chemicals exist.

  • @siaic What about the "survival of the fittest", genius? Also, who says that evolution is "directed". Darwin taught randomness and chance, NOT direction.

    Are you saying that serial killers are NOT slaves to their genes??? Is that what your saying? Are you saying there is an "oughtness" ?

    Who says "altruism" is "beneficial" ? Beneficial to whom and by what standard? In our genes? Prove it !!!!

    If people are hardwired for altruism then why all of the hate, violence, and selfishness. LOL !!!

  • @siaic But you haven't addressed the basic issue, genius. Why does it bother you if someone else feels pain? Suppose the person inflicting the pain is a masochist and they derive pleasure from the sufferings of others? Why is this wrong? YOU have NO standard to measure right from wrong by, and that is the bottom line.

    Oh, it's your opinion.... Then what about the opinion of the Muslims who are enslaving many thousands today? What about the opinion of masochists? You just don't get it, do you?

  • Why should slavery or any other perceived "wrong" or "evil" bother you? If God doesn't exist then there are NO objective moral values and so EVERYTHING is just relative and simply a matter of opinion.

    Are you insane for getting all worked up about something, like slavery, that is just a lifestyle preference for certain people? Are YOU God???

  • Now we have got life support machines so we can beat our slaves death and put them in the machine for 24h and it will be all right with god

  • God is Love im sure he will forgive you did you use a rod to beat your slave? and did the slave die under your hand or somewhere else?

    i will pray for you although gods anger burns forever but he takes delight in mercy 1 day is in heaven is 1000 yrs on earth <== i think its safe to assume you are right

  • The Bible is silly in such matters-

  • Those verses never mention or allude to intent. Typical Christian revisionism. If the salve lives a day or two you shall not be punished because he is your property! Nothing about manslaughter, fruitcake.

  • just lie on the deaf certificate and say 24h and 1min ;) just to be safe

  • title brought me.

  • TROLOLOL

  • I'm sorry this is woefull. Take in context, this is some of the earliest legislation 'in favour' of slaves as compared to the 'whatever the master does is cool' ideologies that went before. The idea is that if you deliberately kill your slave or indentured servant, you are guilty of murder. If they die later, then you did not intend to kill them ie manslaughter, and the view here was that the lack of intent cancelled the right to vengeance.

  • @MrWildbill20056 The point is, the bible clearly teaches that it's ok to have slaves and it's ok to beat your slaves. Let me ask you, is it ok to beat slaves now? Was it ever ok to beat slaves? Is it ok to have slaves now? Was it ever ok to have slaves? I would answer NO to all four questions. How about you?

  • @monster762 Actually no, in the context of this video presentation my critique is entirely cogent and blows the implied criticism apart, entirely.

    With regards to your point, I can easily point to indentured servitude as an example of a practice, under various guises, which persists to this day, legally. This constitutes a form of slavery recognised in the Hebrew texts.

    When it comes to 'beating slaves' the point of the text was to improve their lot, not encourage beating, it's very clear!

  • @MrWildbill20056 Oh, my bad. How nice of God to say it is wrong for you to beat your slave to death. That certainly is a huge improvement isn't it? But he should have gone one small step further and said "Don't beat your slaves". Or "You may only spank your slave on the back side".

    Can I get an "AMEN" (or a thumbs up)

  • @monster762 You are sarcastically suggesting it was 'no big deal' whether a slave could or could not be beaten to death with impunity, really? o.O

  • @MrWildbill20056 No, I'm sarcastically suggesting that God should have said "Don't beat your slaves". I know what you are saying about the intent of the text, but aside from the intent, it clearly shows that God thinks it's ok to beat slaves, even to the point where they die from their wounds, as long as they die after the beating.

  • Ha! Awesome!

  • Why not just self-flagellate?

  • i like to know how is it questionable when it says clear as you can read it.its alright to beat your slave...wow what a god..how about the pimp precher that is going to change the meaning to mean you must give more money..this way he can live large...

  • hahahaha. Im in the other side of the looking glass. And I assure you, anyone whos wages is under 50k per year, is a slave. hahahaha. slavery never ended, it just simply was masqueraded.

  • Just discovered your channel man. Subbed.

  • Damn dude your cool xD That's really nice mocking xD

     Does anyone read all those tremendous articles below ?

  • 27 million people are slaves in the world in this century. 80% are women and half of those are children. Though other countries also have Human Trafficking, in Kuwait, there is a woman advocating for jihad, slaves as booty to be used for sex for their sons so they won't fornicate. Sick Woman! It is still IMMORAL; doubly so to force a slave. That's RAPE. To force a child is PEDOPHILIA. With a boy that's still SODOMY. So the people who practice it today (not Jew or Christ'n) INSTITUTIONALIZE IT!!!

  • @invictusonline my comment was from so long ago I don't even know what ur talking about haha

  • In biblical times people would often sell themselves into slavery to repay a debt or because they could not provide for themselves. God worked within the fallen system of man and put limits and guidelines concerning the treatment of slaves.

    Matthew 19:8

    He said to them, “Because of your hardness of heart Moses permitted you to divorce your wives; but from the beginning it has not been this way."

  • @davitodude "In biblical times people would often sell themselves into slavery..."

    Since slaves rarely (if ever) wrote anything down for future generations, you'll excuse me if I find the source of this statement to be somewhat questionable.

  • @NecessaryTruths davi is right. Indentured servitude existed all throughout history, up through colonial America. There are historical records of it. And you can assume that many of the biblical passages put slavery in this context due to scriptures that describe people selling themselves into slavery. However, there are many passages that also describe taking people as slaves, and the horrific treatment they had to endure.

  • you lie , there are no fat slaves !

  • I think you should pump out more videos. My mom makes me go to mormon seminary or I'll be kicked out, and I'm atheist. Everyone in seminary doesn't even know what the hell they are talking about. I need more videos, THEY ARE ADDICTIVE!

  • @dav1d908 I feel sorry for you, I've been there too...

  • Dear mr Theo, I am now very confused about my christian slave beatings. I thought that when god says 3 days he really means 3,000 yrs. I am currently very worried about many of my older slaves that haven't gotten up in years as well as the future of my eternal soul....please help, Dazed n Delusional

  • @eltemetlek - dude, its kinda obvious he's not a christian.

  • you devils dog!!!! how dere you!! hiding behind our bible you are not a christian!!

  • @eltemetlek How calmly and rationally you refute the point made by this video. I wish to congratulate you on your debating skills.

    Do you have anything more constructive to say than spouting hatred for a guy who's making a very good point relating to your first-century-farmer-morality book, or are you just here to make yourself feel better about believing nonsense while ignoring the point & hiding behind your tunnel-vision world view?

  • The idea is that if you kill someone in anger, it's criminal... If you whip someone and they die a week later of infection, it's the infection that killed them... It was unheard of in that time period for someone to have consequences for killing a slave, so it's pretty progressive. It's the same idea that underlies "legal cause" and "proximate cause" for crimes today.

  • I do deserve punishment,, damn it XD

  • @MeemiiRawrr Nope, it's brainwashing. When I was in school, it was education. Today, it's brainwashing. It's why I pulled out my child and home schooled him. He's a much better person because of it. He made up his own mind about God vs evolution, rather than having evolution rammed down his throat each day in Biology, Government, and whichever other textbooks were altered in the past 2 decades to fit the agenda...

  • @extremesoutherngal how do you know that he became a better person? seems to me the only thing its gonna make him is an awkward little fucker if you ask me.. XD

  • @Rod94WC  Good news! I didn't.

  • @extremesoutherngal Ahah, you're a joke...

    Or a troll....

    Tell me how you define something as fact? Then see which fits more with the criteria: Evolution, or the BIBLE? xD

  • Not everyone agrees that the Bible is BS. Just because you were born at a time that schools actually brainwashed you into believing in evolution does not change what was true before you were ever even thought of.

  • @extremesoutherngal Kids aren't born believing in Invisible Sky Daddys or Magic Zombie Saviors. They are brainwashed to believe that crap by ignorant, superstitious parents. There is no evidence at all for the existence of a god. Your religion makes no sense, and you don't follow the bible. You are an idiot. Break free of your brainwashing and your Gran-mammy's superstitions.

  • The old testament is actually a set of stories leading to the birth of christ. Christians dont follow any of the doctrine in the old testament (not eating shellfish and pork etc) with exception to the 10 commandments. Im pretty sure your quote isnt instruction anyways. Congratulations, youve stooped lower than the people you are trying to condemn.

  • You make me think of James Franco.

  • Moses was talking about man's nature, and not giving or stating a law. He was not giving law there: the Bible doesn't condone slavery. Either way, we are under the New testament, and the Old Testament doesn't apply now. Moses's law is gone, even if this was Moses's law.

    And do you think this guy might be SLIGHTLY biased? He obviously hates God, the Bible, and God/the Bible's supporters. He's just a hater, which doesn't change facts, but he's a hater.

  • This is so awesome my head just exploded. The ending is particularly brilliant! More of these please!!!

  • This guy hits the nail right on the head. I like his videos because he's showing how truly rediculous the Bible and its laws actually sound. If people can't identify that he's in fact being sarcastic and satyrical, those people need to get their heads examined.

  • "I beat my slave and she died accidentally" Hahaha.

  • I'm glad the Bible said beating females slaves is kosher, otherwise big softies like me wouldn't hit a woman.

  • Your slave beats you? Doesn't that cost extra?

  • He must be Edward Current D' Second..

    Heheheheh!

  • Exodus has rules for setting the slave free if they are excessively harmed, giving rights to the slave that nobody else had.

    You make the video having ignorance of what the bible passages was about, perhaps trying to put it out of context, on purpose?

    The bible has no errors, nobody has proven any exist; billions of claims of errors but no proof of even 1

    Therefore I say to you, wash thyself of all iniquity and malice; clean thy heart and seek the righteousness of the Lord.

  • @Blky9876 - Interesting comment... would you please point out to the class exactly where the "four corners" of the earth are? Also, how could seeds be planted and grass grow before the sun was created? If the stars were created after the earth, moon, and sun, how are we able to see so many since their light hasn't had time to reach us yet? This is a good enough start. :) The flying spaghetti monster loves you.

  • @chulotc all navigation uses North South East and etc. (4 corners);

    plants/vegetation before the sun? The 1st day God created light; Genesis1:11 says plants after the light and earth; Gen 2:5 says no plants yet. But it references how Gen 2 starts in another kind of explanation.

    the stars created? God could make the stars with the light rays already stretched out, it makes sense because it says God put the constellations there for OUR REFERENCE

  • @Blky9876 - I didn't ask for the four directions. I asked where the four corners of the earth are (longitude & latitude please). Genesis 1:11 = grass. Genesis 1:14-16 = sun, moon, and stars. Typical christian doesn't read the actual words. And, oh, your god could make the stars with the light rays already stretched out? Why don't you just say what you're really trying to say.... MAGIC! Your god uses magic. Just like every other god... very original.

  • @chulotc Quote the 4 corners passage, it only matters whats in the bible. I said it refers to n,s,e,w

    I read Genesis, 1:3 "let there be light", separated day and night; thats day 1. on day 3 was vegetation

    roots grow without light, right, Dwight?

    how to design the atom and all the forces? its hard enough to do the math on them; God made the atoms and could set the light beams in place, its POSSIBLE; note how the stars are used for navigation and to tell the seasons.

  • @Blky9876 Didnt god not create the sun and moon and stars until the 4th day? Does this mean there was day and night without the sun, moon or stars?

    Did god really take 3 days to make a tiny little planet, and then create the rest of the universe, all on the 4th day? Why did such an tiny simple little speck that disapears in the universe take 3 days and the whole universe on just the 4th?

    If the light was made already having travelled most of the way, then those stars never existed.

  • @Silentsam7532 Its written the way it is on purpose; Orthodox Jews have had years to put the words to the test. for us who havent created a planet or sun before maybe there are prerequisites we dont know about yet. since God made the stars for mapping, and "from greater to lesser" makes sense, if God could create stars that emit light its not impossible to make the light reach the earth already; you would agree on that, right?

  • @Blky9876 With the distances involved the light would often be coming from stars that never existed. If a star is seen going nova 100 years ago, from a distances of 10000 light years, then the star would never have existed and the light would have been coming from nothing.

    Why would god make a universe that makes the bible look like a lie? Is it to test our faith?

    Is it possible that the observed universe is the truth and the bible is the lie to test us?

  • @Blky9876 Oh, and there are many times that the bible contradicts itself. many details are changed in different books of the new testament. Trying to deny they exist is not a good idea because it would lead one to believe that you have not clossely read the bible.

    The jesus story is filled with contradictions where one books puts things one way and the next book changes it.

    The old testament has contradictions as well where it makes contradictory claims about god.

  • @Silentsam7532 contradicts itself? Ive heard claims but have looked into them to find out whether they are or not; usually what happens when its obvious its not a contradiction the person who made the claim *SHOULD* say oh sorry i was wrong about that one; but they dont; and move on to other claims.

    the 4 writers in the new testament say the same thing but from different peoples perspectives. if u watch foxnews you get to hear several people report on the same thing, it helps to give the

  • @Blky9876 Try watching another youtube video called "Quiz Show (Bible Contradictions)". It would be easier to point out this video than to try to use this limited space to bring up quotes and contradictions.

    Besides contradiction the bible mentions things that are plain wrong. Some try to claim that the bible should not be taken literally to fix this problem.

    A good portion of the old testament did not happen. At least not how we interpret those stories today.

  • @Blky9876 The contradictions are glaring and obvious. Also the bible stories have been changed over time to make them sound better. People who translate the older manuscripts from the original languages have shown this.

    The story of Jesus telling "those without sin should cast the first stone", never happened. Also the story of the disciple seeing jesus after being resurected was added latter. The original had the women being told and never telling anyone else.

  • @Blky9876 There is contradictions, often on when things happened or who did them, or how many. You tell me the answers to these questions, and see if the bible doesn't have more than one answer: How long does God's anger last? Does God tempt people? Can salvation be attained by works? What are the consequences of seeing God's face? Does God like burned offerings? Where humans created before the animals? Is Jesus the only man to ascend into heaven? Does God rest when he is tired?
  • @Silentsam7532 These are advanced questions, did you think them up or find them?? I hadnt thought of how long Gods anger lasts; Does God tempt? James 1:13 says no; other passages are "test" not tempt. No salvation cannot be earned by works*. see Gods face? and die, a mystery; yet a Christian is able to enter the Holy of Holies because of being born again. Sequence of Genesis is not an error. Jesus only man to ascend? I dont know. Does God rest when tired? I dont know

  • @Blky9876 Good for you for not declaring to just know an answer when you didnt'. Many people think admitting they don't know something is somehow bad.

    I did find these, and when I found them it listed where each conflicting answer could be found in the bible.

    Didn't god tempt Abraham? Isn't gods testing often done by temptation? That can be left to interpritation I guess.

    Search youtube for "Quiz Show (Bible Contradictions)" to see more of them. Try looking up each passage mentioned.

  • @Blky9876 Here are your corners and pillars passages, Mr. Fanatic. well, not corners, but it is flat in the Bible.

    1 Samuel 2:8 "The pillars of the earth are the LORD's, and he hath set the world upon them."

    Isaiah 40:22 "It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth..."

    Oh, and another good one for you: Proverbs 3:5: "Lean not unto thine own understanding." Which pretty much means: Don't try to understand things; just accept whatever the Bible and your religious leaders tell you.

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  • @Blky9876 The bible has no errors? Lol.

  • @Thelogikos

    Great video :) Thanks for the fun and clever exposure of another religious nonsense scripture.

    All the best, your democratic, peace loving, anti-theist friend from Denmark.

  • lol nice =)

    so true, the bible is so full of inconsistancies, its laughable. of all the posts ive read about this topic, ive not once read a valid answer.

  • hey

    why you only talk about Christians ?

  • @enz0praths you wanna know why? because christians are the most pompous, self righteous, holier than thou, half assed, hyprocritical ppl on this planet. they deserve to be made fun of.

  • @enz0praths i think its because theres more christians than any other religion and education is needed, satire works great

  • very funny lol :D nice video

  • I think it's the 5 second rule, if the slave doesn't die in 5 seconds then he was unworthy of the beating therefore you are absolved...or something, otherwise you can do directly to hell, do not pass purgatory, or wait three turns...

  • Your sarcasm amuses me. XD

  • People like this take everything literally. Let's think for a moment. God wants us to believe in him. God loves us. We change ethnically an culturally. God does need to change his laws to at least make it look possible to believe. Not like it's a challenge. You just have to do it. I'm sure that the Jewish Hebrews would be strengthened in their faith if they were true believers and the fakes would be public about it. I know this just as much as you know evolution or the big bang.

  • @TheyAreHere2 How could you not take this literally? It said that you can get away from killing your slave.... How can you take 'killing your slave' figurativelly?

    And you again!!! You seem to give bad critique on all of this guy's videos... Are you really that desperate to give your last christian word?? If you hate this guy so fucking much then STOP WATCHING HIS VIDEOS!!!

  • He's a sarcastic atheist. Just like every other atheist out there. It's how they cope with their own grief. They do that because God is in everyone and if you deny him its like cutting off your fingers.

  • @TheyAreHere2 You fail to realize that there are a lot of non-sarcastic atheists. How come you don't hear about more of them you say? Durr, if they aren't this outspoken you won't see from them. Society only notices extremes, because those who are not extreme aren't special cases and are ignored.

  • @TheyAreHere2 i wanna see god kill cancer

  • @TheyAreHere2

    Atheists are not sarcastic always and in general. They are sarcastic towards theists. While towards other people, they might be the nicest and most pleasant human beings on earth.

    Only you will never know them like this, because you are a theist. Just keep in mind that you can't judge them as persons based on the perception that YOU personally have of them.

  • @TheyAreHere2 It's true, I'm an Atheist and I cry myself to sleep every night. I really miss God sometimes, he was awesome... 

  • im confused now, are you religious or are you being sarcastic about religion?

  • Beat the hell out of your slave - then use life support - crisis averted

  • dude, this guy is smart... let everyone fight over religion, on YOUTUBE! perfect plan man!

  • human has what god says free will this is just to show that earthquakes can happen and god does not send punishment to those who are good and to those who are bad if the slaved believed in god then he would help the slave but if he did not then he can do something but does not because maybe the slave denied and refused to believe in god many im not supporting that there should be slaves because the only slaves on earth today are blind atheist fools being controlled by the devil.

  • Christopher Hitchens would be proud XD

  • I spend most of my time reading Exodus 21:20-21to christians. I can't believe how infrequently it is brought up.

  • The concept of religion may be debatable, but i think we can all agree that the bible is total bullshit

  • @Danthedeipnosophist YOUR A ITIOT! THE BIBLE IS BETTER THAN YOU!

  • @HahanetStudios

    Idiot is spelled with a "d". As in "dummy".

  • @Danthedeipnosophist Religion is not debatable. All religions have the same reason for existing.

    They all quickly come down to the argument of ignorance. I don't know how this happened so it must be God or this other supernatural explanation. Not having an explanation doesn't automatically make a supernatural explanation more plausible than a natural one.

    We need to stop talking about this ridiculous bullshit and deal with our problems. It's absolutely ridiculous. We're smarter than this.

  • @sk8tafrnk I'm afraid we aren't. Watch Richard Dawkins interview Wendy Wright and you'll realise mankind is a lost cause.. or at least America is.

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  • @FreekinEkin2 Haha. I've watched that one.

    She nearly burst into tears of frustration. "Show me the evidence." haha.

    That lady's a nut. Around 1/3 of the U.S. population still believes that evolutions is absolutely false.

  • A generation that is the product of piss poor parenting. No concept of right and wrong beyond what the Television demonstrates. His reality doesn't exist except in Movies, TV sitcoms designed for entertainment. Sadly, he actually believes he is being cute.

  • @waketheoblivious

    OK... So when he points out some horrible amoral text in the bible, you attack his morality..?

  • @Paalfaal

    Amoral text of the Bible does not exist, except for those who twist the word of God to pacify their own conscience. Very few who actually read the Bible ever elect to blaspheme God or the word of God. The irrefutable evidence for God is a gift that can be received. An honest commitment to the truth is a choice and it is the foundation of the Human belief and logic structure. When that commitment is wired to a lightswitch of convenience, it is a lie.

  • @waketheoblivious

    The bible is subject to interpretation, as almost all literature. Throughout time religious texts has been used to justify all kinds of horrible things. In this sense 'morality' becomes an interpretation of the text, not necessarily the meaning of the text itself.

  • @Paalfaal

    You make very insightful comments and seem as if you have avoided becoming a victim of deception. For kicks randomly open the New Testament and Old Testament of the Holy Bible and just read those four pages. The Bible is a combination of books that make up a reference library that documents history by oftern having fortold coming events hundreds to thousands of years in advance. Regardless of which pages you turn to I assure you they will have relevance.

  • @waketheoblivious So... delusional... Jesus fucking Christ... (lol)

  • @Paalfaal,

    Bedouin Sheephearders could not have written this pattern in the Torah/Old Testament without the aid of the author. Today the pattern/code can not be duplicated using modern computer and word processing software.

    Torah

    First 2 books count 5+2 and circle

    Last 2 books count 7-2 and circle

    Middle book count 7 and circle

    Each Hebrew character circled, totalling thousands, will spell Torah, the Middle Book over and over and over

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  • @happystatemachine Philip said, “Lord, show us the Father. That is all we need.”

    9 Jesus replied:

    Philip, I have been with you for a long time. Don't you know who I am? If you have seen me, you have seen the Father. How can you ask me to show you the Father? 10 Don't you believe that I am one with the Father and that the Father is one with me? What I say isn't said on my own. The Father who lives in me does these things.

    Good luck, and read the new testament with heart!!!

  • @happystatemachine But "when the time was full" (in biblical language) God revealed in totaly clear way By Jesus Christ, In Jesus Christ we look God like he realy is. Jesus is gift from God for all humanity becouse by Jesus we understand God and he takes away our sins by his death. We are washed with his blood and we understand God becouse of his teaching so we can realy become children of God, sons and daughters simmilar to Jesus, who are washed and can live life holy like he showed us.

  • @happystatemachine but anyway God still reveals and it is depended on people how they would understand him and write down their understanding and picture of the Invisible One. So this is Bible- Bible is experience of Real God(Gods element) through human eyes and mind(limited human elemnt) Bible isnt some holy book that is meant to be perfect and without any mistake. And it isnt a book which came right down from the sky and God wrote it himslef. Bible is product of man who experienced God.

  • @happystatemachine There is very developed catholic knowledge of this question-what is truth of God from the rest of the bible( Check DEI VERBUM) Bible is history of men( Israelities) who believed in one God and understanded him stepby step, Bible contains both elemnts- Gods element and Human elemnt-God does reveal but man understands him only partly becouseof his limits-bible often says that if man saw God he would die, Becouse of Gods almigtiness, his sight is almot unberable for mortal human.

  • @Theologikos study some catholic literature which talks about Bible, we learn in my Theology Faculty( i am becoming franciscan friar) some interseting views look about that:- DEI VERBUM.- This is how church understands Bible and its inspiration and how it points that bible contains human and God element in it

  • @Theologikos Hi we , catholics are not fundamental readers and we do underdstand that Bible was written by human beings and wasn sent down from the sky by God with beard and moustache. Bible contains some spiritual truth of God that gradually evolves step by step in conection with human possibility of understanding God. Truths of God are understood and written down by simple men who lived very long ago, their morality is limited. Final revelation comesfrom Jesus who only one knows God 100%

  • @Klemenovsky Unfortunately, you have not solved anything by these claims. How do you separate what is the "truth of god" from the rest of the bible? Any attempt to do that will just result in even more subjective interpretation of the bible, which is already not actually the correct version... and so on and so on.

  • Actually you didnt deserve punishment.

    God

  • Damn it, I'mma just torture the fuck out of them next time. 5 days of waterboarding and sleep deprivation before I off them?

  • Dear God. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Asians, but not New Zealanders. Can you clarify? Why can't I own a Kiwi?

  • So I was beating my slave yesterday

  • Is this kid for real????????????????????????

  • @shellysark why wouldnt he be for real?

  • Is this kid for real????????????????????????

  • Wait, you were beating one of your slaves the other day? Hey...er...ahhhhhhh, oh, I see what you did there! Now THAT is a great excuse to justify rejecting God and His rules! Or is it? Do you think God will see THAT excuse as an acceptable loophole on Judgement Day, or do you think 2 Peter 3:16 might possibly come into play in your case?

  • It's not a punishment if you enjoy it. :P

  • damn you are very cute! i would turn gay for you

  • you look stylish like one of those boy from the 80s or... maybe 60s, i don't know

  • Stepping into the twilight zone for a moment, I don't understand the their culture's reasoning behind this. If anything, the one who killed the person quickly shouldn't get punishment, because he didn't make him suffer a long death. Of course, it's sick either way.

  • THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! the slave is WHITE!! its impossible

  • @Spartanz360 hahaha a word of a good Christian! Hallelujah 

  • @Spartanz360 we got to talk kid whites was slaves too

  • @Spartanz360 Seriously? Have you never heard of the modern slave trade? There are plenty of white slaves, they come in every color.

  • @residualvisuals "There are plenty of white slaves, they come in every color." I lol'd at white slaves coming in every color xD