Alien Abduction in Texas

[joe12544]

you are making fun about the ufo,what happens if they like you too much and you be next in there list..

[tjm7275]

Professional Alcoholic....classic!!!!

[0LowKalifas0]

Sir i think you were describin ur self! XDD

[clrhilla]

hope his ass gets abducted for real.

[joe12544]

@clrhilla -that would be a funny story for his fat butt.

[mrmonsterunderurbed]

omg lol this is some of the funniest chit ever lol great

[M1STYWORLD]

Thanks man I needed a laugh Great vid lol :O)

[tiball358]

this is not funny please grow up.

[starfish50]

Oh please that is such a FAKE Texas accent, I think I am going to vomit.-I was born in Oklahoma lived in Texas for 17 years, this is such a wack job.

[XUKMUSIC]

lmao

[surdikar]

hillbilly :D 

[mrm0s3s]

hahahaha

[maf2oo3]

Fresh introduced Ufo Docs really are up on ufosecretXnet (replace X with . ) . Its definitely well worth it all, believe me guys. These really are so ridiculous! Published Feb twelth, of 2010!

[EoThorne]

I bet it hurt getting hit by that pickup truck. I recently learned that the difficult way. 'Built Ford Tough'. 'Nuff said, 'nuff said.

[infanterieNICK]

LOL

[motorbreath1983]

Most of the abductions happen to be in Texas.

And this man claims to be raped by some aliens nose. Didn't George B live there ?

[Dimeslime369]

THIS IS WHAT METH WILL DO TO DO!

[justcoastinby]

this is AWECSOME!!!! who made it??

[teddypantelas]

Tom Megalis

[woweewooza]

a trailer ufo?

[1crazykid21]

that same thing happened 2 me last week thats how i got to this video.

[ell53925]

u met ET????:O

[DarkSect0r13]

this exact same thing happened to me too

[1oppas]

wtf is this...crazy ass shit this dude is high as fuck

[Youdsaid]

The guy comes off as an asshole too with the sun glasses. Asshole humor.

[Youdsaid]

Is this funny? I didn't even chuckle.

[wavygravy7]

lawl! lol Hahahahahahahahaha

[PastaCheifFilms]

You are a realy talented comedian.

[megalisstudio]

comedy? this is serious stuff here.

ya.

[Whatdafuck25]

At least he ain't constipated anymore!

[jackattacktack]

your hilarious hahaah

[UmMan08]

HAHA your funny

[darkness3610012]

LMFMAO

[mikl22]

Roflmao! that was Grate!

Keep Them Coming!

Mike

[frankiedoyle]

fantastic...

yasou levendis!!!

[megalisstudio]

efaresto----i need to see some Greek aliens land drinking ouzo..ya ya ya yassou!!!

[elba]

so brilliant. one of your finest

[megalisstudio]

elba---thank you...great to see you here...

tom

[nonprofitgirl]

donkey pay-ness. exactly, megalis, exactly. (closes eyes)

[bgny]

a '67 Ford lol

[kadaj1234321]

lol lay of the acid man

[cyspy]

Haha.

[dynamic03]

LMAO!!! awesome sound effects..haha

[tamimazimi]

deloris loool great name

[AlphaPegasi]

LOOOOOOLLL!!!!

[RSwanson1972]

I haven't laught that hard in so long, It will now require plastic surgery to remove my smile. Not only the video was funny, but the comment below was too.

[megalisstudio]

thanks swanson--and don't remove the smile--MAKe it bigger!!!

[ascwevtry56u7yjkyuh]

well he was trying to give you an enima be happy he didnt use one of them cones or maybe he did.

[netrunner1]

This sounds like the local old timers and tin foil hattery all in one.

[FallenAngelNiteshade]

that alien was xenu

he was making sure you weren't a scientologist, because if you were, there'd be gooey white evidence in your rear

[boolena]

dangit. dude. you funny.

[punkposer]

i just drooled all over my work laughing at this xD!!

[megalisstudio]

DROOOOOOL?!! Sweet.

[OwnagePwnage123]

5 stars for you again:D

you're one hell of an artist=)

[megalisstudio]

Yeah, some great alien art there huh? Hahaaha

[LisaVision77]

Tom, I love this character! Seeing you standing out in that beautiful field cracked me up. I love the alien sounds and must admit to trying it myself...with much success. hehehe

[megalisstudio]

lisa---hahaha..you tried teh alien sound??? funny...

[dontheman17]

That was amazing.

That darn alien dun took your cloths.

Those darn aliens, they'll do that.

Those darn aliens, right up the annis,

well I guess they'll do that too.

Those darn aliens, I'll tell you what.

[megalisstudio]

are they being mean Don, or just curious little buggers?

[dontheman17]

Well I think they just like to bum around.

I made a funny.

[flydarling]

Well it's no surprise she thinks you might have sampled a little of that Merlot too. Just loved the drawings, great stuff. Cheers, Lesley

[shenlon2]

haha, great stuff :)

[woodenshoesjeroen]

excellent!

[AllstarComedy]

A Favourite bro !!----5*s

[AgentEnigma]

LOL

[Tsipos]

Nice concept :)

- Jorge

[exo0O]

That was just plain awesome!

Still...one thing were missing....hm....ah of course: DUCT TAPE!

I demand more duct tape next time! That stuff is utterly important to the "modern" redneck!^^

[megalisstudio]

duct tape---YES you are so damn right...hahahaha

[christie1521]

Lmfao..Thats all I can say ;-)

[UserRED13]

That was ridiculous! Those gay aliens xD

[GreatGig1]

I hope Buddy gets those questions answered soon and reports back on the answers! LOL

[megalisstudio]

I think he has already been contacted by his alien buddy---

stay tuned.

[GreatGig1]

That's good news! I will be waiting to hear! :-)

[RoninDave]

gawd-damn aliens! Always anal-probing gawd-fearin' folk!

[eire138]

I saw that very same sum bitch just a hoverin over my neighbors house last week, and I hadn't taken a single sip of cleanin product ALL DAY! When they gonna listen to us? Theys here, and theys randy.

[lollygirl27]

I love that your sunglasses look way too stylish for a "red neck farmer" and you must have a plaid shirt on..come on..you look to "cool" you need a better costume next time=) FUNNY clip as always...adios

[megalisstudio]

Good catch on the glasses and yeah, BUSTED.....this was a very impromptu video where I was with my camera dude and i said, "hey here's an idea, and he said, "let's do it like NOW!" so we pulled over and shot the sucker. Yeah, no pre pro on this baby---so yeah, some poor thoughts into things like wardrobe...hahaaha but thanks anyway.

[xsportychickx]

lol! so funny!!!

"like a piece of ham on a stik!!!!"

lol

[bwhahrhr]

somehow that alien looks similar to bill gates..

[megalisstudio]

hahaha BILL GATES! Sweet observation...

[craigzwicker]

speaking of which, it would be funny to see an old guy from Gythieo and his account of an abduction.

[BaronZombie]

i had a trip to the dentist that went very much the same. at least i got a sticker and a lollipop.

[megalisstudio]

we must go to the same dentist...

[dv909]

awesome! very funny.

[xyxaxsoon]

damn anal probes

i bet it was tom cruise in disguise

hope you dont have to give birth to some alien tom cruise baby monster'n'such

[megalisstudio]

and BTW these are indeed the same aliens that TOM CRUISE and confidential upper-level Scientology teachings claim are stuck to our bodies,

[newsblog]

interesting information! the aliens in europe look a little different but they do the same crap basically. I wonder whether there is any alien-racism going on up there.

[megalisstudio]

See, if those ALIENS would just stop with the anal probing and just TALK to us, they might get the answers they are looking for.

[craigzwicker]

perhaps, but in Greece they might get the "yia yias with pitchforks" treatment just like the german paratroopers did in crete during world war 2.

[creegirl9]

hahahaaaaa.... got questions like what? Can you do that again??? sounds like you enjoyed that anal probe hahahaha

[foundonline]

lol. This was awesome. You always crack me up.

[TomiBonTomi]

Frikkin great story, dude! Who did the sketches? You or that alien? The guy is very talented, too! -> *****

[megalisstudio]

Farmer Buddy Rudd did the sketches--but was inspired or "touched" by the Alien's talents.

[TomiBonTomi]

I see... I thought the Alien could have sent them per fax...

I hope that he comes back one day, farmer Buddy Rudd looked so anxious to ask him some questions :)

[NetzDriverZ]

LOL awesome!! you're an artist.

I like your intelegent humor. congrats

Peace!

[VeloceManiac]

LoL thats fucked up, i like it! especially the pictures HA!

[mrm1775]

The most touching story of forcible anal probing I have ever heard.

[megalisstudio]

and a TRUE story---

[sneakypreacher]

LMAO! Well at least he wasn't probed with a 4-way lug wrench.

[Gimmeabreakman]

LOL! "Naked as the day I was born."

Hope he comes back!

[megalisstudio]

when he comes back, there will be wine and flowers.

[quatre00]

HAHAHA! This was an awesome story. I also hope he comes back. :) 5 stars