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  • héy_Âný_guYs_wÀnt_tÓ_chát_wÌth­_mË

  • LOL! that was the puzzle pirates duty whistle!

  • Funny.Beep(whistle?) made me laugh at the end

  • LOL ... the beep at the end is the best part. hahahahah

  • This was HILARIOUS and AWESOME!!!!

  • what the hell was that?

  • nice, the bleep at the end made me laugh...

  • Hailing freecquinces open!

    BUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIP!

  • what the crap?

  • phail

  • you sir are just sad. and here is your sign....

  • sucked

  • wow... I mean... just wow... that was quite possibly... a huge failure

  • i liked it, very.....good...

  • It reminded me of those THX cinematics... sound building up until the screen goes black.

    It wasn't that bad, those other people are retarted.

  • very cool symbolism - develop your idea more and it can be powerful. I like. Do more work and it will be 2 stars turning into 4+ stars.

  • just because you impressed yourself by making something it doesn't mean it's great.

    this in particular was pretty fucking gay.

  • true dat yo...

  • sound effects are overly done at the end.

  • nicely done!

  • Wow. Just wow.

  • fake

  • hahahaahahahah loooool

  • Wow...I just lost a minute off my life...I'm never going to get it back now.

  • A minute? Did you spent 23 seconds just sitting there?

  • What crap. Just a Ken Burns style pan of the teaser poster released over a year ago and really lame sound effects. Oh, and the Enterprise zooming across? Nice job on the perspective. The thing isn't even moving at the right angle.

  • Agreed. Good call on the Ken Burns bit. I guess the pros DO use iMovie.

  • so stupid

  • Old...

  • oooooh I just got teased. how lame.

  • Holy crap thsi is good. thats the score from the motion picture trailer.

  • eric baner huh? hmmm.. i lean more toward star WARS but anything high budget and set in space is a friend of mine :) looking forward to it

  • whoops, that was ment for the real trailer.

  • NICE!

  • @samsims69

    No it wasn't idiot ! Thats the "com" when they hail someone to the bridge !!!

  • my bad!

  • in an insult is every answer!

  • what?

  • Not too bad... BUT WATH WAS THAT R2 VOICE IN THE END?! :)

  • R2 voice? think ul find thats hailing freequencies open :D

  • I thought it was ok. Just something someone knocked up together on their pc and decided to share it with the world.

    Surprised to see so much hate and criticism here though...

  • I don't care i'm still pumped

  • it started good but ended lyk sumtin out of old fashion comadore system

  • start good,middle bad,end very bad dude

  • Sarà un gran bel film...

  • I think you do 'protest too much' to quote shakespeare (ie your are harbouring deep unconcious gay leanings). you are a deeply sad and angry individual...I pity you

  • What the fuck was that bollocks? What a waste of 36 seconds!

  • Well I thought it was ok, it did exactly what a teaser is supposed to do, ie tease *please excuse typos in other comment*

  • awful

  • Well I thought it was ok, it did exactly what a easer s supposed to do, ie tease

  • HORRIBLE

  • Heh heh. Maybe that conversation needs to stop there...

  • uh ok then, just when I was starting to enjoy myself :)

  • wasn't the end whsitle r2-d2? Or at least an r unit? :P

  • Actually it was one of the sounds on the Enterprise from TOS. But I'm not quite sure which one, maybe the communicator?

  • ya it was the communiator on the captains chair

  • hope they have spock!

  • a re-working of batman opening credits.

  • la mejor pelicula

  • you fail like gay

  • LAAAAAAAAAMME

  • CRAP.

  • shit!

  • thanks for steeling my time

  • Very cool.

  • I would not say this is excellent. But I do appreciate the enthusiasm. Nice try, keep up the good work!

  • dilithiumcrystal dot com

  • Funnys video.

  • Wow, you really are a virgin.

  • yeh, fancy a shag? x

  • Shut up, nancy boy faggot. Try hitting the gym, getting a tan, and working on the social skills. Who knows, 5 or 10 years down the line you may actually get to see a real live breast!

  • ooh darling have I upset you? I promise not to tell anyone about our webcam session where you couldnt get it up for me.

  • Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if there were guys who couldn't get it up for you. But it wasn't me, you see, because I like women (maybe you should try girls yourself someday). Maybe you should give your boyfriends Viagra, then you can lick your own shit off a HARD dick for once, you faggot cock boy.

  • sounds like you speak from experience loverboy

  • Experience, yes.... with women. Try them sometime! I know a vagina doesn't please your cock as much as a juicy man-hole, but just try. But now that I think about it... don't. I wouldn't want you continuing your worthless gene pool by having any children. Maybe there is a God and he makes people like you faggots to weed you out from said gene pool. Sounds logical to me. That, and the AIDS. Hopefully that'll get you a little earlier. Faggot piece of shit.

  • Its been fun winding you up, thanks. I'm not in the least bit gay by the way and and have certainly had more success with women than you can ever dream off. But its obvious you have a few problems so its fun to play on that. cheers

  • Fun to play with what? Men? Figures. Seriously, just finish off that bottle of sleeping pills you've been meaning too - instead of crying yourself to sleep after not getting laid.... ever.

  • tehGR1ZZ is a doushe bag

  • thos makes it look like the movies buget is 5 bucks and a bus pass

  • It's called "Old School"!!! IT'S ABOUT TO COMEBACK IN A NEW WAY...GET OVER IT!!!!

  • i wish there was a -10 star rating. thank you for wasting my life.

  • What the Hell was that?

  • i am a star trek fan, i have seen many teasers about this movie,this is one of the worst

  • that was a short bus production...

  • That was awful.. But for some reason funny. :D

  • ha ha ha yeah!

  • just wasted 30 sec of my life.... lame

  • cheap

  • iam a nerd

  • Got your ears on yet?

  • some awful nerd made this

  • I happen to like nerds

  • nanu nanu

  • nerds in general aren't necessarily bad i said "some awful nerd"

  • well, an awful nerd IS making the movie...

  • Plain.

  • gay

  • that was dull

  • So. Hmm. They got nothin' is it? Thanks for posting.

  • pisssssssssssssssss on you!

  • I saw a teaser trailer for the new Star Trek movie at the beginning of Cloverfield (which I wish I never saw) and it was friggen sweet. Anyone else see it?

  • Yah!

    "SWEET!"

    O.K. "Moment of Truth" I did dress up as a Jedi at Star Wars premier. But I think I'll still leave my phaser home this time.

    (Besides, No lightsabers in the theater)

    Pics on my channel of my collection if anybody's interested...

  • I just looked it up and it's called the "Boatswain's call"

  • That wasn't R2 at the end, it was a terribly compressed sound sample of the ship's whistle call to the engine room. Even so, this trailer was rubbish

  • That was bullshit.

  • Why the hell was Artoo in there at the end??

  • wow!!! that was awesome!!! pissss

  • R2, get out of the fuckin' clip, wrong fuckin' movie LOL!!!

  • That was actualy Puzzel Pirates log in

  • lame

  • Whew! You had me scared there for a while.

    This is a big piece of shit.

  • No, there really is a new star trek movie. This just isn't the trailer

  • can't wait

  • you people are not worth a plug nickel....argue all you want that was not the communicator chirp! that was the deck/person hail on board the ship.......

  • Enough with this fake nonsense

  • I posted this fake nonsense for a laugh around 15 months ago. If your idiot enought to click on this link thinking its the new trailer thats not my problem.

  • idiot enough? Dude you're calling this dude an idiot BECAUSE HE CAN READ. The fucken title is star trek 11 teaser trailer. How is he an idiot for thinking this was the teaser trailer? I say you're the idiot for posting this stupid shit

  • ok, what you do is triangulate reading, intelligence and common sense. I think he can only manage one of these.

  • Well he didn't post anything trying to defend himself so I sure as hell can't say anything. You must be correct dikkyboy.

  • Don't lie. You worked on it and wished people enjoyed it. It sucks.

  • hey, I tell you what, why don't you post something? no. That may be because you're a complete loser who's never contributed anything in your life apart from the stench of faliure and lost dreams

  • I contributed to the botched abortion that resulted in your birth, motherfucker!

  • usually the comment section is so people could voice their opinions, if you dont like it why not just not except comments for this vid... oh and its also called FREE SPEECH!!!

  • pooh.

  • By the power of graskull, 1960's Batman, you ripped off R2!

  • real trailer under star trek 2008

  • cant wait!

  • cheesy.

  • Andy...have you ever kissed a girl? No, that thing you wretsle with at high school doesn't count.

  • Several infact and NO threy did not have pointed ears you looser!

  • STAR TREK 3,455

    made in the year 2655

  • fake

  • wtf?

  • I love the "ring" at the end.

  • What's this?

    Trek THX?

  • wow.... Thats the sound of the original Warp drive "spooling" up. And the sound at the end is the traditional communicator call/churp, not alot of navy or trek fans.

  • The world if full of trek fans, that's the reason we wanna see the REAL teaser of this movie (and the real one gives me chills!).

    We know what these souds are, I just think it's too "poor" to be considered a "nice work"... Damn, even the "dark Knight" OFFICIAL teaser was that bad (except for the Joker laugh at the end!)

  • I didnt care for the real Startrek "underconstruction" trailer.... I always thought the Constitution class was built in the shipyards in space, like ALL starships. Why, because the Constitutions couldnt break earth gravity from the ground... not built for it. This is why it can only spend REAL limited amounts of time in atmo.

  • The plaque in the bridge of the TOS Enterprise says: San Francisco, Calif.

    And in the book "making of Star Trek" by Rodenberry himself he says that the parts of the ship were built on earth and assembled in space, so...

    Also this is a pre-TOS movie, so we don't know if this is THE Enterprise we all know...

  • If a young Kirk and Younger Spock are in it then I would imagine that it would be THE Enterprise.

  • You imagine...

    But in fact this could be ONE Enterprise... Don't forget that in the pre-TOS era there was Captain April and Captain Pike before Kirk on the command of the big E. Earlier there was Captain Archer in the nx01. In the various shows/movies they have changed 6 ships! We have seen also a Enterprise J in one episode of "enterprise"... This could easily be the first version of the bigE before it was "refitted" prior the TOS, who knows! We'll see it on the big screen.

  • hmm.... you have a point. But after this is no NX. The Constitution class was the TOS ship. The TOS movies was a refit Constitution class (unless you follow FASA Startrek, then its a Enterprise class). On a side note, the USS Saratoga (miranda class) is the only other ship in startrek (not having a show) that made more apperances in movies. It was destroied at Wolf 359, Commander Benjermin Sisko was 1st officer of it.

  • Well put...

    And in fact I think you got it right.

    This could be THE Enterprise, but BEFORE a first refit we don't know yet...

    You know: Enterprise > first refit > TOS Enterprise > second refit > TOS movie Enterprise > destroyed > Enterprise A > etc... ;)

  • Havn't the last several movies done bad enough without another one. I mean, come on ! Who outside of die hard Trekkies watched part 10 anyway ?

  • I love this - awesome.

  • WATCH MY: "The Picard Song With Lyrics"

    Nice video by the way, 5 stars ;)

  • PLEASE READ MY COMMENT BEFORE THIS ONE BECAUSE I EXCEEDED 500 WRDS I hated enterprise because it was the begining and not continuing on after voyager. It would be nice to see them actually use the Borg sensors and stuff on a newer ship wils transwarp or at least warp 10 although that technally is warp 10 right? well my main point is that i want to see the FUTURE

  • this is gonna suck star trek needs to go forward not backwards

  • So DESPITE if it's an extremely good script, epic scale, and brings in a load of new Trek fans, it's going to suck because it is about iconic characters.

    Got news for you buddy, they tried to go forward the ratings kept dwindling. They went way backwards on a joke for a TV network, same thing. Now they are telling the story of the iconic crew.

  • ugh i hate it when they go backwards, its going to be like another star wars(nt that it sucks, i do like it) I heard that theyre making a new movie that takes place in TOS and theyre planing on making a new series i just hope it takes place in some timeline, ANY timeline AFTER voyager(TNG era)

  • U REALISE THAT YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN IT YET besides itl be a change theyl have CGI and other things they couldnt have in the 60s well i dont like enterprise but after that era i like it THERE JUST TRYING TO TELL THE STORY OF HOW IT HAPPENED ITL ALL FIT TOGETHER SOME DAY!!

  • no

    it wont

  • the best was the sound at the end, the rest was crab

  • I thought it was lobster, so you better CLAM UP!!

  • Well that was dumb...

  • what the fuck was that shit

  • wow...thats shit..

  • Cheese.... your wannabe trailer that is...

  • Cheeseflapin u need 2 get ur end away instead of lettin star trek control ur life.. U may wonder y im looking at star trek on youtube, f#ck knows????...........must b the stella ive bin drinkin.......use the force,

  • the badge featured was only used on the enterprise's crew's uniforms in the origional series (so the enterprise is actually featured thank god) and this is circulating.... (possible spoiler lol) "Romulans (led by Nero) use the Guardian of Forever to go back in time and kill Kirk. Old Spock goes back and enlists the help of young Spock (who has not yet met Kirk) to stop this from happening."...............inte­resting

  • That would be cool to see in the theater right now. Maybe get people excited.

  • It's nicely done. The blue and gold theme is really nice, and it makes me think of a movie that will probably be better than the real one that comes out. I'm infinitely grateful that Joss Whedon is not doing it, but this retelling young Kirk and co. schtick just reeks of generic fail. It's up there with those character A from this movie vs. character B from that other movie ideas.

  • Go on the Trekbbs site and have a look at the arguments on there over canon, ship design, actors et al.

    What most of them fail to realise is that Trek was on it's arse and JJ Abrams has come along, lookedat it and is trying to do something with the failed franchise - yet still they moan!!

    What a bunch of cretins.

  • Ppl. who follow spectator sports do the same thing. I'm really afraid of what JJ Abrams is going to do with Trek. I would have just said, "here is the 23rd century, they don't use money, they're unschooled, they're explorers, they live in a different world because of discoveries in physics..." I would have put a super young crew on a science vessel, instead of a military one, who would have gone on a mission. The story would be weird and surreal feeling, like some were in the 1960's.

  • I would REALLY get off on Janeway making me run wall laps. We could then have a soapy shower together.

  • I'll take 7of9 :D

  • The worst of them remind me of the Comic b

    Book Guy from The Simpsons.....

  • True, but at least we "trekkies" are smarter than all you idiots who think its better to be phisically fit than to be intelligent.

  • you can't be serious... It about moderation douche

  • But, dude, you worship a program with characters who would vehemently disagree with your reasoning. Gads, earthers are daft!

  • moderation blehhh... i want both in large amounts, but i'd rather have the brains, cause ppl are a dime a dozen, but intelligence is truly the pinnacle of human evolution. and to prayfertrey we don't care. it's about entertainment, and hope for the future/technology

  • Hope for the future... that it won't be made up of wage slaves and fans.

  • Right before the new year, thats about the most stupid comment I heard in 2007.

    You people are not smart, sure you might know how phasers work, you might know all about the ships specs, you know about holo chambers etc.

    But that shit is never gonna help you.

    Not only will anything, ever seen in star trek not gonna happen, even if it was, you would be long dead anyway.

  • Eum he was talking about normal inteligence you fools. rpg player what do you know? Not long ago people used black and white tvs people didnt have mobile phones etc so wtf do you know grow up ffs

  • Actually, the cell phone's inventor got the idea from star trek. Along with many other things, like the first space shuttle was named Enterprise after the Star Trek ship. See the Discovery Channel Documentary "How William Shatner Changed the World".

  • We live in a world today where many inventions have can be traced back to ST, not just the mobile phone, but hyper syrienges, touch screens, palm top computers etc.

  • the dominion war ruled ds9 was brill so was tng and voyager was a new atempt to renew star trek and was ment to be canceld 3 times but was finished. enterprise was realy good i dont understand why it ended all about money realy who cares about the fans if ratings are crap