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  • I like how a beer ad about the end of the world came on.

  • POLISBIL

  • how is he uploading this on july 31st, 2012? lol i love you toby, you're my brosah

  • @mcmann1992 its the 31st january 2012 :P

  • SAVING CHUNKS !!! AAAGHhhhggggg......

  • WHERE DOES ONE GET THOSE STAMPS?????

  • take a breath... o.0

  • i'll get a tattoo of TOBUSCUS on my chest and send you a picture ;)

  • When your walking around outside, I start to wonder what people who haven't seen your show think as you go by.

  • Waht about temperary tatoos

  • LMAO! Philantrapissed...I love you Toby

  • i want Tobuscus stamps!!

  • i wonder if hes actually drunk all the time O_O

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • At 2:38 running chick (HOT HOT HOT HOT)

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  • his left eye twitches at 4:08 but you want to click at 4:06 if you want to see it

  • *vlog

  • is there a blog where he doest were a tobuscus t shirt lol

  • Just kidding still cool :)

  • Lol

  • Comedy Show-buscus? I'm fascinated.

  • The video is 420 <3 :D

  • TOURBUSCUS!

    

  • 2:27 xD

  • That top comment is really stupid.

  • So frikkin funny

  • this video relieved my headache.

  • Tourbuscus for life

  • tourbuscus = win.

  • he's gonna get a ticket one day and i'm gonna laugh

  • After I watched this video I went to my local tattoo parlor and asked for a soul tattoo of tobuscus after staring at me for a few seconds the guy looked at me and said I couldn't get a soul tattoo because I'm a ginger. :(

  • Haha. You care about us :) haha . Tobuscus stamps

  • 0:25 he likes us :]

  • I would so get a Tobuscus tattoo but unfortunatly I have no soul....

  • I watched this video while skydiving

  • i think he was either high or drunk that night

  • toby i dont think you need to try to be funny

  • I'm sorry Tobi, I would get your name tattooed on my chest but the space is already taken up with:

    "Dear embalmer, please try CPR one more time!!"

  • That top comment is rlly creepy

  • @Tobuscusrox Agreed. lawl : D

  • @Tobuscusrox what was it?! :(

  • @Tobuscusrox

    That and discriminatory. BUT AGAIN, I never been to a tattoo parlor.

  • Who else reached forward and tried to grab the steering wheel when tobuscus informed you that you were driving?

  • TOURBUScus

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  • philanthropissed!

  • like the end

  • soul ink costs 3 baby tears per 50mL

  • Well unless Toby traveled into the future.....

  • Date of video upload = IMPOSIBRU!!!!!!

  • Pause at 1:53. look at his grin. And then the name of this video... Please tell me your thinking the same as me..

  • Did he just say Soul ink?

  • "Naziate"

  • AHHHHHH! RED LASER! WERE GOING TO DIE! AHH!

  • and you should get a stone tobuscus tattoo on your soul Toby

  • I WANT those stamps!

  • I clicked this video and my brother was like "IT'S TOGAKISS" ........................just thought i should share that failure

  • CAN I BUY SOME OF YOUR STAMPS ON YOUR WEBSITE!!??? That would be amazing.

  • When I know theres a minute left of the lazy vlog: BLESS YOUR FACE...

    Every time

  • TOURBUSCUS FTW!!!

  • THUMBS THIS UP!

    Toby! Question for your next video!

    If you could play Dungeons & Dragons, what Race / Class would you be!? I'm interested in knowing!

  • Zombies? At 2:38? o.O

  • i want those stamps and you to get a tobuscus tattoo

  • Tattoo of tobuscus on your bust-cus lol

  • yea gud luck toby!i hope u get the part.i'll watch that show everytime it came because ur on it and u always make me.

  • good luck with audition!!!! xD xxx

    

  • ... well its not illegal if you dont sa anything...

  • pleeeeeeeeease put the shirt winner in the description for us mobile users.

  • Hope that tobuscus stamps come to Singapore soon D:

  • tattoobuscus

  • I want tobuscus stamp :O :D

  • So they are using the Diablo (Exocet) font ? That's cool enough for me. You can have my soul anytime.

  • Haha he describes word vomit at the end!! :D

  • press 1 for ow

    press 2 for whore bath

    press 3 for I'm gonna wipe your face

    press 4 for funny exhale

    press 5 for buscus stamps

    press 6 for island

    press 7 for dave bukake

    press 8 for of words

    press 9 for funny please

    press 0 for random car

  • You're to late toby, ive already dedicated my ass to you because thats where the tobuscus tattoo is gonna be.. c:

  • Did you see the guy running in the background at like 2:39? i was like "its a bank robber Toby! get 'em!"

  • hm, maybe I will get me a Tobuscus tattoo......SEE WHAT U HAVE DONE TOBY!!! ;]

  • I dunno why I'm even surprised when I hear you say something like "Tourbuscus" anymore, but it manages to crack me up every time. I almost spit out my drink.

    :)

    Good luck on your auditions.

  • TOURBUSCUS!

  • philoanthro PISEED!!!!!!

  • THEN BEEEP lol

  • *Puts hand in front of screen and grips the wheel*

    Toby: Audience... WHAT are you doin' driving?

    Me: I- uh-

    Toby: That's probably illegal.

    Me: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I DIDN'T JUST PUT A LIGHT INTO THE FUTURE SO YOU'LL DIE THEN ATTEMPTED TO DRIVE AWAY IN YOUR CAR, I DIDN'T!

  • @KaityWLO lol dude so funny O.O

  • @KaityWLO What!!???

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  • @KaityWLO i did happen to sneze...

    

  • Checkout Toy Story 4 Toys From the Hood LMAO !!!!

  • dude ur so full of yourself lol

  • guess what......THIS IS DA BEST CONTEST EVER....YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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  • @Fruitbasket94 I can understand lovable and caring, but watch "Did the groundhog see his shadow?" Im not sure about stylish. Socks and sandals Toby? Am disappointed...

  • Is it just me, or does it seem like Toby's been reading before this video?

  • lols this vlog's time is 4:20

  • tourbuscus.

  • firetruck

  • I want to win a t-shirt~ you know for that impending birthday I keep talking about ! oh and will you marry me?

  • i want your stamps...so i can lick you all day 0.0

  • A TATTOO

  • Tourbuscus would be moving....

    God i love you man!

  • were can i find your stamps:}

    

  • @frostbiteandwarhead He probably got them custom made

  • poop :)

  • Hey Toby i have been watching your videos for 2 years now every single one and i really

    want a tobuscus and just for you in 5 day i am going to be making a video about all the tobucus sayings hope you see them and sub thanks

  • Check out my Channel :D

    /user/ThiRandomShow/videos

  • Now i want a buss with "tourbuscus" on the side....with a darkness, redness, whiteness poster in it....and hoodies in every colour...and t-shirts.... and a Toby...himself...wearing all those... yes the poster too... do i need help?

  • I love his face when he says BOOP lol priceless.

  • How fantastic it wud luk IF I had it :(

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • Toby! I Freakin bought one of your insanely Expensive Hoodies! How awesome would I be If I had a TOBUSCUS shirt to go along with it?! haha.

  • OMG Toby drives a BMW!!

  • Toby I'm not even joking, before I knew about you, I painted my room with a darkness then redness then whiteness theme. I can send you pics if you want me to.

  • =) love u!

  • Imma get a tattoo....... And go to the beach.

  • i lmfaoamtitv ( laughed my ass of a million times in this video0

  • You said we'll be safe with you driving...

    Ok! You can drive!

    :D <------- Sideways Toby face!

  • shirt shirt shirty shirt shirt. please.

  • Why are you always high?

  • Anyone else think that they're not going to like the new Tobuscus channel background as much as the current one when he has to change it.

  • tour bus calle tourbuscus is something that must happen

  • Why Toby are you not in the drivers seat controlling everything like you should be???

  • I want a shirt!! :D

  • I want Tobuscus stamps!! :(

  • All i need is a slap bracelet and my TOBUSCUS collection will be complete.....PLEASE SEND ME ONE

  • i wonder if he has a girlfriend....i would say no ..

  • @bamuie shes olga i am 100% sure

  • I'm wearing 2 slap bracelets! Beat that! Lol... Don't I know you have like a hundred at your house...

  • i love it how toby so casually talks to himself everyday :)

  • You want these stamps? I WANT THEM! You want these stamps? I WANT THEM! You want these stamps? I WANT THEM! You want these stamps? I WANT THEM! I WANT THOSE STAMPS! Like if you get it.
  • how do u make such good videos

  • tobuscus's horse would get jealous tourbuscus

  • Don't Worry Toby i do have my license

  • Tourbuscus would be moving... HAHAHA so punny :P

  • tourbuscus. lol. it's like tobuscus mixed with tour bus. LOL!

  • OMG! I totally want those stamps!!!! :-p n if u did a tour i would do whatever it took to go see u <3

  • I would so get a Tobuscus tattoo XD

  • I finally saw the darkness!!

  • haha

    

  • so bless u

    

  • AAAAAAHH!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

  • my sister sneezed

  • brilliant

  • the face he makes when he says boob always makes me smile. :D

  • i have a Tobuscus tatoo on my ass :D

  • Tobuscus saved my ruined day. Thankyou ! c:

  • You could sell us temporary tobuscus tattoos. I'd buy that. Question: is a plural tobuscus, tobusci or tobuscuses?

  • @MWAHAHAHAHA94 doesnt matter, there us only one tobuscus

  • I am I the only one who thought that he is actually going to get a tatoo? :D