You might think that casting a kind of "swishy-seeming" guy as the supposedly straight brother was a subtle statement on homophobes. But considering the rest of the movie, and that junior high kid they cast as the P.I., I think it would be a mistake to give the movie that much credit.
Man, Arthur's job really sucked. Having to pour coffee and all. And a customer that's mildly rude.
Fuck, I worked in the middle of the damn mall for 11 hrs a day 7 days a week alone at a tinyvkiosk selling Dead Sea Cosmetic products that weren't worth shit. I got cursed at, flicked off, shoved around, etc. by many people everyday (I don't blame them, either.) Plus, my boss only paid me $350 when he owed me over $1000. Cry me a fucking river, Arthur.
Been having a crappy day today guys; so what do I do? Bring up the Ben and Arthur clips; now I'm all smiles, laughing in the floor, and I realize there is always a bigger loser in the world.
so was he successful in finding a job and apartment after that poorly made montage? that worthless 4 minutes didn't contribute anything to the story. it was just sam's vain attempt to show how "artistic" he is (n't).
The acting reminds me of what you would see in porn movies, except there are no really hot sex scenes in this movie. Too bad lol. It would've made enduring all this horrible acting worth it ;P
The acting reminds me of what you would see in porn movies, except there are no really hot sex scenes in this movie. Too bad lol. It would've made enduring all this horrible acting worth it ;P
@HiloPicolo123 NO! NO! NO! Watching Sam, Michael & Loretta have a go at each other is worst than this movie itself, it would not make this movie a better piece of crap!
@ConfusedSponge Ew! Wow, I never even thought of that when I wrote that comment. That gave me a disgusting mental image!
And, when I said I wanted hot sex scenes, I meant taking the ugly and shitty actors and replacing them with totally hot and actually worth-looking-at-actors lol
@UofLCardFan08 What? You didn't find Arthur's naked body hot? What's wrong with you? ;) haha, yeah I know what you mean. And I think that sex scene had the opposite effect on the audience then the director intended. It made the movie like wwwaaaaayyyyy worse! :P lmao
Holy shit it's hard to believe this is actual scenes taken out of the film and put in the "order" it was originally in. Everything looks so terrible and cut together with no real style or pace at all, this film looks absolutely horrible.
Hey guys, I read somewhere that Victor mentioned that Arthur's former teenage boyfriend was murderd and he was mentioned briefly. Can you guys direct me to that scene? Which part and give me the minutes too. Thank you!
@luckeydn Gotta remember, this was Sam's movie. Sam wants Sam to have Sam's camera on Sam's character for as long as possible. Sam also thinks Sam's character should be the only one on Sam's camera getting naked in Sam's movie.
@unpuercofeo I only carry a Bible in the church, or when someone wants to read it with me. But no I certainly don't parade around with it. Sam is just completely ignorant on every single issue addressed in this crapfest.
The acting reminds me of what you see in porn movies, except there are no really hot sex scenes in this movie. Too bad lol. It would've made enduring all this horrible acting worth it ;P
This movie gives me hope on making my first film. And if my movie ends up being bad, the only thing I could say is that " at least my film isn't as bad as Ben & Arthur.
I guess Sam thinks a guy who is divorcing his wife and trying to get into a porno business has good goals, and that a guy who gives up a nursing career to wash paper cups is an inspiration for him to live a better life?
I wonder if anyone has tried Arthur's approach of looking for work and having no luck, then just saying to hell with it and trying the "apartments for rent" section instead.
Sam Moronbitch and Ben and Arthur now have Wikipedia articles! The Ben and Arthur article lists all of the mistakes in this crappy excuse for a movie!
Sam, you do seem to have plenty of prissy fits, well heres something for you to moan about now. I've just been having a little fun with your movie Ben and Arthur, transferring it of DVD to compressed digital footage, quiktime. And making it, shall I say better, no because I came to realise by the fourth scene than your film is impossible to appear better, so I scrapped all the footage I made better, you know, sloppy editing, lines that just have no need to exist, and I decided to make it more..
fun to watch more music better sound FX, me making you, sam, look more prissy and Ben not only breaks your nose this time he gets his own slow moving cliché of a montage when he dies with a sad song to match, you however get fuck all apart from less screen time, your own song to dance to in that crap attempt of a set for a club, it'll be on to morrow on my channel B an' A fans check it out, its still cringing to watch but there are a few more DELIBERATE laughs to get from it MOVIERAPERUK OUT!
discovered wiseau's the room few years ago. never watched it full. i won't waste 15 bucks on that too. it's shitty too but b&a is worst but i like b&a better. because of it's unintentional comedy. the room is indeed a black comedy. it's the same story except the room has straight couple while b&a is gay. why wouldn't someone upload the room full here. just write tr1 and you won't get suspended. please someone upload the room here. been wanting to see it for years but don't worry....
....whatever it is b&a will always be the worst ever. i like b&a more though because to me the sucker the movie the more i enjoy it. i like cult camp b movies. both tommy and sam are delusional self-righteous narcissist. but people we got to do something here. the room has massive cult followers but b&s just has us. we follow but not support though. lol. we got to make our cult group bigger if not as big the room. anyway anyone who has the room dvd plese upload the movie as tr1 so you....
won't get suspended. i think if you like to make fun of b&a you will like to make fun of b&a too. just inform everyone here or you can pm me.. don't talk torrent to me because i have small hd space and my internet has the slowest connetion ever
@ElizabethGStone, yeah its that bad. I made a short film back in 2006 and it may not have been a great film but it was a whole lot better than this movie.
"Sammraovich09"???????? I thought I had made a respectful arrangement with this guy that he would go away, and for a while that was the case. Now it looks like he wants to annoy everyone again. I've already told him if he doesn't stop posting on everyone's boards immediately I am going to take the next step.
Sam How dare you let people suffer this piece of shit film and have the never to ask for a oscar ask for Movie Making lessons You Fucking Cock Sucker.
When Arthur started doing "The Seizure", the owner could hear Arthur's ego and gut flapping about and decided it was time for him to go.
That's how he got so drunk so fast, he injected pure alcohol into his ears in an attempt to drown out the noise. Strong possibility of death looks like a picnic next to 5 more seconds of Arthur dancing.
Look closely; 1:24, Ben looks to his right supposedly to see Arthur coming; then at 1:29 Arthur has already walked behind him, then it cuts and he looks to his right again and Arthur finally walks behind him and arrives on his left. Nice film editing, moron. How about for your next edit, just make Ben and Arthur disappear like the coffee shop customers?
Uh, Sam-wannabe, I am working in Cali, Colombia, the home of salsa and reggaeton; I am well rehearsed in salsa and reggaeton dancing. I know how to dance; you know how to look like a fool; I have every right to make a mockery of your incompetence and egotistical ways. It is just too much fun at this point. My girlfriend just said you should start wearing a hat and not go out in public anymore after trying to sell that as dancing. Chao.
@SamMraovich09 sam, when do we get to watch steve's hollywood story? you finished it for years right? can't get distribution? don't hope to get theatrical release though. straight to dvd will be more than ok. why don't you just upload it here so that your "masterpiece'' won't be a waste!
@SamMraovich09 Ok Sam-poser, two points. #1 My friend "moviewatcher1981" and myself made an arrangement with you that you would stay away from these clips; you've broken the rules and #2 "ben anbd athru is a well made film" I'll ignore your blind love of this thing, but I am a certified English teacher, since English is not your first language, I am willing to help you out if you would like. I charge $800 a day. hehehe
"Your" is possessive; the word you want is "you're", a contraction of "you are". Also, the person you're responding to probably isn't the actual creator of this film.
Definitely Arthur doing his "dance" in that outfit -- worst thing I've EVER seen on film (besides the ending scene to this movie)! Sam is so naturally pathetic that even if he were wearing the hippest, most stylish clothes in the world he would still look like a total delusional nutcase. He won't be fooling ANYONE except for his own blubbery self.
I can only imagine just how much more amazing this thing would have been with Jan Terri playing the part of Mildread. Sam missed out on a golden opportunity there.
:01 I just can't get over what a pathetic nerdy fat bald rude arrogant horse's ass this guy looks like in every fucking shot of this movie. I bet Sam's baby pictures even looked horrible.
*barfs* Sam I've said it before, but I would rather masturbate with a cheese shredder than have you drink my milkshake. God what a fucked up mind you are.
Sam is rumored to have dropped out of school after 1st grade, so yea a 6 year old's level of education is showing through in this movie's dialogue. lol
i think i've made comments about the razzies before. ben and arthur should've won all the nominations and break records and history. that's the only record you will break sam and the only awards you will win. too bad b&a wasn't even nominated. why is that?
Jeezuz.... At around 3:02 i just broke down in laughter. ;D
GamleErik100 3 weeks ago
OMFG ! at 2:41 , Arthur's job interview "outfit'' is the same colour of the dumpster!
hatinae 2 months ago
You might think that casting a kind of "swishy-seeming" guy as the supposedly straight brother was a subtle statement on homophobes. But considering the rest of the movie, and that junior high kid they cast as the P.I., I think it would be a mistake to give the movie that much credit.
WastedPo 2 months ago 3
This movie by far the funniest movie out there, funnier than The Room
sirable1 3 months ago
Oh god...I'm starting to think this movie was made intentionally funny...it just HAS TO BE...IT HAS TO BE! MY BRAIN! MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
Timeforthaunted 3 months ago
Man, Arthur's job really sucked. Having to pour coffee and all. And a customer that's mildly rude.
Fuck, I worked in the middle of the damn mall for 11 hrs a day 7 days a week alone at a tinyvkiosk selling Dead Sea Cosmetic products that weren't worth shit. I got cursed at, flicked off, shoved around, etc. by many people everyday (I don't blame them, either.) Plus, my boss only paid me $350 when he owed me over $1000. Cry me a fucking river, Arthur.
hypnoxxcat 4 months ago 5
I think arthurs brother is a repressed homosexual. Just a little plot hole I think I may have discovered.
nswick1 7 months ago
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Is that john from john and kate + 8?
nswick1 7 months ago
8:14 the lawyer has antennas!
Toastishott 7 months ago 5
Is the lady at 0:37 the same lady at 0:39 ? They look exactly the same!
Toastishott 8 months ago 2
@Toastishott If it is its a very VERY good camera trick, but somewhere in this film his sister Something Mraovich plays an extra
TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy 7 months ago
this is one of the best worst movies ever made! Arthur is just the most anoying person who ever lived
MrZwidorf 8 months ago 4
wheres part 1?
HubbsClassics 8 months ago
@HubbsClassics Click the onscreen link at the beginning.
rnigma 8 months ago
@rnigma I saw it immediatley after finishing the comment :p
sry and thx!
HubbsClassics 8 months ago
even watching this makes me embarrassed....
tt247jer 9 months ago
lol is it just me or not recognizing ur own brother after 7 years is not normal?
esmifrado 9 months ago
he was very mean not giving the sugar
esmifrado 9 months ago
well their is one good actor in this movie...the cat
yumerose 10 months ago
..How much did he change in 7 years for his own brother to not recognise him?
naierer 10 months ago
If I quitted right now...
TheeMysteryHour 1 year ago
What an acting! Marvelous!
myrddin021 1 year ago
I want more sugar.
ngaiovnik 1 year ago 2
his worse than i dancing
jsdgfdf 1 year ago
i don't understand. is this a film? or just a like, sony handicam video?
matboy891 1 year ago
@matboy891
Oh, it's an actual film, alright. You can buy it off of Amazon.
UofLCardFan08 11 months ago
OK pure bad acting 0/10.but u gotta love the pop up comment on the screen!
sunzufashion 1 year ago 3
what a crappy flick
Mariocesar 1 year ago
For being a raging homophoic, Victor sure is pretty gay.
WoundedWolfgirl 1 year ago 2
@WoundedWolfgirl That's usually how it works out. The more homophobic somebody acts, the more of a closet case they are.
KrankesDasein 1 year ago
@KrankesDasein sorry, positivity is not allowed
sacremende 1 year ago
Been having a crappy day today guys; so what do I do? Bring up the Ben and Arthur clips; now I'm all smiles, laughing in the floor, and I realize there is always a bigger loser in the world.
drc1981 1 year ago 2
Couldn't Sam have paired the two single patrons together or given them a newspaper or something so they don't look so awkward sitting there?
Aw, hell...that's the least of this movies problems...
thecyg12 1 year ago 2
lol did he say cut or cu#t this is so bad
arthurs dress sense is so bad thats an embarisment to us gay guys
thepigglettboys 1 year ago
@thepigglettboys yeah and i thought gays have excellent fashion sense? what happened?
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
so was he successful in finding a job and apartment after that poorly made montage? that worthless 4 minutes didn't contribute anything to the story. it was just sam's vain attempt to show how "artistic" he is (n't).
RoyalMessup 1 year ago
He's really wearing socks with sandals?
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The acting reminds me of what you would see in porn movies, except there are no really hot sex scenes in this movie. Too bad lol. It would've made enduring all this horrible acting worth it ;P
HiloPicolo123 1 year ago
The acting reminds me of what you would see in porn movies, except there are no really hot sex scenes in this movie. Too bad lol. It would've made enduring all this horrible acting worth it ;P
HiloPicolo123 1 year ago
@HiloPicolo123 You mean Sam Mraovich getting naked at the end didn't appeal to you?
drc1981 1 year ago
@drc1981 Well, of course it did. He has an amazing body, I thought that was pretty obvious...lmao
HiloPicolo123 1 year ago
@HiloPicolo123 NO! NO! NO! Watching Sam, Michael & Loretta have a go at each other is worst than this movie itself, it would not make this movie a better piece of crap!
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
@ConfusedSponge Ew! Wow, I never even thought of that when I wrote that comment. That gave me a disgusting mental image!
And, when I said I wanted hot sex scenes, I meant taking the ugly and shitty actors and replacing them with totally hot and actually worth-looking-at-actors lol
HiloPicolo123 1 year ago
@HiloPicolo123 Hahaha. Okay. ;-)
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
@HiloPicolo123
There IS a sex scene, but it's not hot. :-p
UofLCardFan08 1 year ago
@UofLCardFan08 What? You didn't find Arthur's naked body hot? What's wrong with you? ;) haha, yeah I know what you mean. And I think that sex scene had the opposite effect on the audience then the director intended. It made the movie like wwwaaaaayyyyy worse! :P lmao
HiloPicolo123 1 year ago
and $8,000 more to give to Arthur after not even seeing the dude for 7 years.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago
I... I just can't finish watching this.
GenerationWhyMe 1 year ago 2
Holy shit it's hard to believe this is actual scenes taken out of the film and put in the "order" it was originally in. Everything looks so terrible and cut together with no real style or pace at all, this film looks absolutely horrible.
stfunoobomghax 1 year ago 2
lol i like how he threw the papers on the ground at 3:39 when there was a dumpster in the background
sailorvelvet 1 year ago 2
worst coffee shop in the world
0Feathers0 1 year ago 3
Hey guys, I read somewhere that Victor mentioned that Arthur's former teenage boyfriend was murderd and he was mentioned briefly. Can you guys direct me to that scene? Which part and give me the minutes too. Thank you!
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
@ConfusedSponge I think you want Part 8, about the 6 minute mark; he mentions killing his old "faggot friend" when he was little.
drc1981 1 year ago
@drc1981 Thanks man. I'll check it out. Peace! ;-)
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
@drc1981 Yeah. 7:30 to be exact. Thanks again....
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
......then maybe he isn't right for the part
luckeydn 1 year ago
@luckeydn Gotta remember, this was Sam's movie. Sam wants Sam to have Sam's camera on Sam's character for as long as possible. Sam also thinks Sam's character should be the only one on Sam's camera getting naked in Sam's movie.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 2
if the actor who is playing the christain brother seems more gay than the main actor
luckeydn 1 year ago
Do Christians really carry around Holy Bibles everywhere they go? Jesus, this guy has no sense of "Show not tell."
unpuercofeo 1 year ago
@unpuercofeo I only carry a Bible in the church, or when someone wants to read it with me. But no I certainly don't parade around with it. Sam is just completely ignorant on every single issue addressed in this crapfest.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago
The acting reminds me of what you see in porn movies, except there are no really hot sex scenes in this movie. Too bad lol. It would've made enduring all this horrible acting worth it ;P
HiloPicolo123 1 year ago
I love how its never explained why arthur was looking for a apartment
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago 3
Sam sure knows how to make a montage scene so bland and boring. REALLY BORING.
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago 2
This movie gives me hope on making my first film. And if my movie ends up being bad, the only thing I could say is that " at least my film isn't as bad as Ben & Arthur.
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago 2
@QuietGiantProduction I would bet you won't do any WORSE than Ben and Arthur. Good luck
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago
@Moviewatcher1981 Thanks man
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago
@the0real0fozzy My guess is he doesn't even have one.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago
1:40 Ben seems to think that becoming a nurse instead of a paper cup wash boy is a DOWNgrade of some sort?
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 3
I guess Sam thinks a guy who is divorcing his wife and trying to get into a porno business has good goals, and that a guy who gives up a nursing career to wash paper cups is an inspiration for him to live a better life?
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago
I wonder if anyone has tried Arthur's approach of looking for work and having no luck, then just saying to hell with it and trying the "apartments for rent" section instead.
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago 9
There's a new Ed Wood in town...
ivelosthewilltolive 1 year ago 2
now - lets see your penis
0Feathers0 1 year ago
now - lets see your penis
0Feathers0 1 year ago
fuck
Alawar2804 1 year ago
Why can't i get this on DVD here in Germany??? This is an instant cult classic!
GollumNr3 1 year ago 2
@GollumNr3 Yeah, so true! Just go to eBay or Amazon!
ConfusedSponge 1 year ago
Sam Moronbitch and Ben and Arthur now have Wikipedia articles! The Ben and Arthur article lists all of the mistakes in this crappy excuse for a movie!
ElizabethGStone 1 year ago 3
Sam, you do seem to have plenty of prissy fits, well heres something for you to moan about now. I've just been having a little fun with your movie Ben and Arthur, transferring it of DVD to compressed digital footage, quiktime. And making it, shall I say better, no because I came to realise by the fourth scene than your film is impossible to appear better, so I scrapped all the footage I made better, you know, sloppy editing, lines that just have no need to exist, and I decided to make it more..
MovieRaperUK 1 year ago 2
fun to watch more music better sound FX, me making you, sam, look more prissy and Ben not only breaks your nose this time he gets his own slow moving cliché of a montage when he dies with a sad song to match, you however get fuck all apart from less screen time, your own song to dance to in that crap attempt of a set for a club, it'll be on to morrow on my channel B an' A fans check it out, its still cringing to watch but there are a few more DELIBERATE laughs to get from it MOVIERAPERUK OUT!
MovieRaperUK 1 year ago
Sam Mraovich is the ugliest person I have ever seen in my life. Trust me that I have met a ton of ugly people too.
drc1981 2 years ago 4
is it true that the 2 other customers disappeared because the other customer is also played by loretta altman (milDREAD)?
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
discovered wiseau's the room few years ago. never watched it full. i won't waste 15 bucks on that too. it's shitty too but b&a is worst but i like b&a better. because of it's unintentional comedy. the room is indeed a black comedy. it's the same story except the room has straight couple while b&a is gay. why wouldn't someone upload the room full here. just write tr1 and you won't get suspended. please someone upload the room here. been wanting to see it for years but don't worry....
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
....whatever it is b&a will always be the worst ever. i like b&a more though because to me the sucker the movie the more i enjoy it. i like cult camp b movies. both tommy and sam are delusional self-righteous narcissist. but people we got to do something here. the room has massive cult followers but b&s just has us. we follow but not support though. lol. we got to make our cult group bigger if not as big the room. anyway anyone who has the room dvd plese upload the movie as tr1 so you....
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ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
I thought My santa my dad was the worst movie ever made, not till I've seen this movie.
QuietGiantProduction 2 years ago
what genre is this movie?
QuietGiantProduction 2 years ago
@QuietGiantProduction It's supposed to be drama/romance, but it came out as a comedy since it's so bad.
ElizabethGStone 1 year ago
@ElizabethGStone, yeah its that bad. I made a short film back in 2006 and it may not have been a great film but it was a whole lot better than this movie.
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago
@QuietGiantProduction supposed to have been a gay love story/drama.
drc1981 1 year ago
wow this sucks
randomsinger290 2 years ago 5
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go tho hell
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
"Sammraovich09"???????? I thought I had made a respectful arrangement with this guy that he would go away, and for a while that was the case. Now it looks like he wants to annoy everyone again. I've already told him if he doesn't stop posting on everyone's boards immediately I am going to take the next step.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 8
is that like, THE FINAL DEED? haha
drc1981 2 years ago 2
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why you lauging
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
@SamMraovich09 cause your movie is hella funny. for the wrong reason
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago 2
@Moviewatcher1981 the next step?? don't you mean the final deed?
QuietGiantProduction 1 year ago 3
@QuietGiantProduction could be; but very different than the one they present here though
Moviewatcher1981 1 year ago
would love to watch b&a riffed by mystery science theatre. it must be hilarious than manos and plan 9
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
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stop hatign my film yuo idiots
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
Sam How dare you let people suffer this piece of shit film and have the never to ask for a oscar ask for Movie Making lessons You Fucking Cock Sucker.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 3
wheres the first part -.-
ro101max 2 years ago
there's a link at 0:02 ...
rnigma 2 years ago 3
just watched killer perm in spanish for your nanny
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
i just wonder the total budget of b&A? doubt it's more than 10k. most of it went to gun rental anyway
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
Honestly im surpised B and A wasint written by a dog just a really stupid human.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 3
Oh ffs SamMraovich09 has made another appearance after 4 months absence. I wonder what shit he comes out with this time
MarkLegg87 2 years ago 3
2:33, how on God's green earth did that strip club owner even let Arthur inside the building looking like THAT?
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 4
@Moviewatcher1981
He's blind.
When Arthur started doing "The Seizure", the owner could hear Arthur's ego and gut flapping about and decided it was time for him to go.
That's how he got so drunk so fast, he injected pure alcohol into his ears in an attempt to drown out the noise. Strong possibility of death looks like a picnic next to 5 more seconds of Arthur dancing.
Abazigal 1 year ago
How does Sam show himself after making such a piece of shit film.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 3
The Acting in this terrible. It looks like it was recorded on Camcorder.
NuclearPlanet 2 years ago 3
It is, and it was!
rnigma 2 years ago
2:17-2:24 I bet the 2nd question was if he even graduated high school, with Arthur saying NO. Hehehehe
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 5
"going to have to read up on the law more" "Full faith and credibility" "state rejects to recognize it" HAHAHAHA This is so fucking pathetic.
drc1981 2 years ago 5
Part 1 was removed. Noooooooooooo!
UofLCardFan08 2 years ago 3
go to the trailer, follow the link at the end.
rnigma 2 years ago
I thought he had allowed it to be uploaded so that people could *cough* see his masterpiece. *cough*
Orypeci 2 years ago 8
Uh oh, we're losing parts of this filth fest. Is Sam Mraovich upset that we're having too much fun bashing him all the time?
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 5
He is upset that his copyright is being violated. I don't know if he is the one who took down the video but he had every right to do it.
Yermolayeva 2 years ago
Ariztical (the distributor) made a copyright claim and had it removed.
rnigma 2 years ago
After Sam walks out on his job and his job search montage starts, you seriously have to watch it with the Rocky theme playing in the background lol
MarkLegg87 2 years ago 6
@MarkLegg87 I did and it was hilarious! All that was needed was Sam chugging a glass of raw eggs (or lard).
RoyalMessup 2 years ago 5
Sam, the only job you could get would be where you put your clothes ON. What the hell were you thinking applying to be a stripper?
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 30
It's almost like Sam intentionally went out and found the ugliest people in LA to be in this thing. Jamie Brett is the only exception of course;
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 17
Look closely; 1:24, Ben looks to his right supposedly to see Arthur coming; then at 1:29 Arthur has already walked behind him, then it cuts and he looks to his right again and Arthur finally walks behind him and arrives on his left. Nice film editing, moron. How about for your next edit, just make Ben and Arthur disappear like the coffee shop customers?
drc1981 2 years ago 5
2:33 is the most pathetic image I've ever seen. Did you get dressed in the dark, Sam?
cerzule 2 years ago 10
What's more pathetic, the outfit, or Arthur IN that outfit on top of doing his dance routine in the cllub?
drc1981 2 years ago 3
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liek you could do better
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
Uh, Sam-wannabe, I am working in Cali, Colombia, the home of salsa and reggaeton; I am well rehearsed in salsa and reggaeton dancing. I know how to dance; you know how to look like a fool; I have every right to make a mockery of your incompetence and egotistical ways. It is just too much fun at this point. My girlfriend just said you should start wearing a hat and not go out in public anymore after trying to sell that as dancing. Chao.
drc1981 2 years ago 4
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your pathetic
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
@SamMraovich09 sam, when do we get to watch steve's hollywood story? you finished it for years right? can't get distribution? don't hope to get theatrical release though. straight to dvd will be more than ok. why don't you just upload it here so that your "masterpiece'' won't be a waste!
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
Sam a dog could write a better film then you your just as talentless as the guys who wrote Meet The Spartans.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 2
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my film is good
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
No Sam ur films a absolute pile of shit
and it was made by a very very terrible shitty director with awful acting awful story not one good thing about the film.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 3
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ben anbd athru is a well made film
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
@SamMraovich09 Ok Sam-poser, two points. #1 My friend "moviewatcher1981" and myself made an arrangement with you that you would stay away from these clips; you've broken the rules and #2 "ben anbd athru is a well made film" I'll ignore your blind love of this thing, but I am a certified English teacher, since English is not your first language, I am willing to help you out if you would like. I charge $800 a day. hehehe
drc1981 2 years ago
Your a fucking little bitch Sam.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 2
"Your" is possessive; the word you want is "you're", a contraction of "you are". Also, the person you're responding to probably isn't the actual creator of this film.
iaeyne 2 years ago 2
Definitely Arthur doing his "dance" in that outfit -- worst thing I've EVER seen on film (besides the ending scene to this movie)! Sam is so naturally pathetic that even if he were wearing the hippest, most stylish clothes in the world he would still look like a total delusional nutcase. He won't be fooling ANYONE except for his own blubbery self.
cerzule 2 years ago 3
wait a minute i thought gays can dance and they're really good. what happened here lol
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
2:33 Shmexy
UofLCardFan08 2 years ago 2
I can only imagine just how much more amazing this thing would have been with Jan Terri playing the part of Mildread. Sam missed out on a golden opportunity there.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 12
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i wouldve apporched jan about a role if i knwe her
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
casting jan as mildread (mildred) would be so cool. but loretta was perfect as mildread
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
:01 I just can't get over what a pathetic nerdy fat bald rude arrogant horse's ass this guy looks like in every fucking shot of this movie. I bet Sam's baby pictures even looked horrible.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 9
This part 2 where you begin find out how low Sam will go...*gag*
lol-OMG-Victor is so miscast! & his bathrobe is the only good costume in this epic!
skyemcleod1 2 years ago 2
1:17 OMG now the terminator is shamelessly ripped off in this pile of shit
MarkLegg87 2 years ago 2
In Sam's screenplay during the coffee shop scene, it says costumer instead of customer.
ElizabethGStone 2 years ago 3
lol really
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
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Your a Fucking Faggot Sam.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 2
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carful now . before i drink youre milkshake
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
*barfs* Sam I've said it before, but I would rather masturbate with a cheese shredder than have you drink my milkshake. God what a fucked up mind you are.
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 4
"You better get me that sugar or I'll tell your boss on you!... I'm telling you hear! I'm telling!"
Haha. The dialogue you get when you let a six year old write a script.
HeatherCCKay 2 years ago 6
Sam is rumored to have dropped out of school after 1st grade, so yea a 6 year old's level of education is showing through in this movie's dialogue. lol
Moviewatcher1981 2 years ago 2
no actually he didn't even pass kindergarten
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing at "YEA man it's good to have some goals, yea go for it man, good job.........Did you get those divorce papers signed?"
drc1981 2 years ago 6
lol
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
Im 22 years old ive seen alota movie i watch a new 1 almost every day and Ben and Arthurs is the worst film i ever saw.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 5
LMFAO Ben and Arthur shoulf of won
Razzie worst Director Arthur Worst Lead Actor Worst Movie Worst everything.
DarthVader28 2 years ago 3
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ben and arthru is goof
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
Ben and Arthur IS a big time goof; you got that one right
drc1981 2 years ago 7
"ben and arthru is goof" is the most sic-filled, accurate review I've ever read of said cinema-verite.
youreacuntface 2 years ago 6
i think i've made comments about the razzies before. ben and arthur should've won all the nominations and break records and history. that's the only record you will break sam and the only awards you will win. too bad b&a wasn't even nominated. why is that?
ConfusedSponge 2 years ago
Sammy-"your weird" -should be "YOU"RE weird! And-you're weird!!-That you won't use spell check!
Was that Sam's sister in the cafe'? What did she think of that incest scene at the end? OMG.
skyemcleod1 2 years ago
4:58 - yay, my trick finally arrived. Not as attactive as the magazine said, but he'll do for tonight.
AngelofMusic04 2 years ago 2
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your weird
SamMraovich09 2 years ago
And you're incapable of making a good movie.
So we're even.
AngelofMusic04 2 years ago 3
i hav made 1 good movie and tow decnt shrot films
SamMraovich09 2 years ago