I'M A JEW
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  • Press 6 to see Kelly sucking me off.

  • Jews are funny

  • A gay English Jew, Take that Adolf!!!

  • I'm an Atheist...

  • @mutolo1990 *nods head in respect*

  • @museman98 I fucking hate YouTube atheists. So what if you're an atheist? I'm an atheist. Lots of people are atheist. Seriously, who gives a fuck? No need to shout it from the rooftops.

  • @SuperQweertyuiop *nods head in respect* *troll smile*

  • @museman98 @SuperQweertyuiop Youtube atheists announce the fact because it pisses off the religious nutcases on this site. Now we know it has the added merit of pissing off an irritable bitch who needs to change her tampon, like you.

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  • @SuperQweertyuiop Sure there's no need, but it sure does feel good! *In the style of HEMAN* I AM AN AAATHEEEIIIIISTTTT!!!!

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  • @MsMyChemicalBlink182 They don't believe Jesus is the Messiah and they only believe in one God. If you're trying to mock someone at least get your facts straight.

  • @coder49 Woah, okay, drama queen much? I didn't say Jesus was jewish, i said i thought he was. And im not trying to mock anyone. I just thought id heard somewhere that he was jewish, obviously, ive heard wrong, Don't have a bitchfit, you could just say 'Well actually you're wrong' instead of implying i was trying to mock people.

  • @MsMyChemicalBlink182 And I'm the one who's having a bitchfit and being a drama queen. Cool story kid (Y)

  • @coder49 Given your handle and general demeanor, I'd wager that you're just as much a child as coder49.

    This is one of those situations where you both lose. It just seems that you're losing more.

  • @riotard That was meant for MsPunkRockWhatever. Apologies, coder.

  • @MsMyChemicalBlink182 No, Jesus was Jewish. He's just not worshipped by the Jews or identified as the Messiah.

  • @alexface211 Jews don't acknowledge the existence of Jesus at all.

  • @TubeTheUnknown They do they just don't view him as the son of god. You cannot deny the existence of something when it does exist because we know he existed. Whether he did what is claimed he did is the thing up for debate not his existence

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  • @coder49 Wait, didn't Jesus [Christ] establish the Christian religion, surely he was of Jewish faith beforehand? Hey, as long as everyone has good intentions in life, due to the teachings in the scriptures... Right? :)

  • @SadisticEmoRockChick You've misunderstood. Refer back to the video, he says he's a Jew therefore the power of Christ does not compel him, and in Judaism they do not believe that Jesus is their saviour, in which case has no correlation whether Jesus was a Jew or not. Now given that that silly bitch named after a mixture of generic mainstream rock bands has deleted her original comment, she doesn't want anyone to see how much of a twat she is, leading the innocent like you being misled.

  • @coder49 Oh okay, sorry, yours is the only comment I was actually referring to - as you said she deleted her original comment. Thanks for taking your time and explaining that to me.

  • best comeback ever!

  • jack osbournes laugh, lol

  • How does it make her self-obsessed that she mistook the name of someone else for her own when they are exactly the same? Granted, a little bit dim, but not exactly narcissistic. Simon Amstell is a legend though, had me in stitches with that comeback. Great Clip.

  • SO UR PLACE IS SOON IN THE HELL THAN! FUCK FAACE

  • @gaylordNL this is coming from a guy whos username is "gaylord". Oh the irony

  • @DannyEastes PROUD OF IT!

  • I thought he was Gary Malone in the video picture

  • love this - 'tis LULZ :)

  • I hate to see such a narcissistic bitch like Kelly Rowland on here acting stupid and ghetto. Makes me embarrassed about being American.

  • @chodiestchode You're American, you should feel embarrassed anyway.

  • This episode was hilarious. If you watch it she was getting on him for making fun of people she knows. She knows Kelly Osbourne. That was the joke. She was not, so self absorbed she thought they were talking about her..

    Really a great episode though, I recommend it thoroughly.

  • Why is everyone being so awful? it was funny, she was trying to be funny, everyone just breathe. How does it affect your lives? I don't even know why I'm commenting except that all the hate i see in comment sections all over the net is beginning to get scary.

  • @Wheelsgr I absolutely agree. There's like a massive amount of hate on the net isn't there. It's like people are bottling up all that anger they have, all that hate and throwing it all over the place. Most times when it's simply not needed, or anyone cares.

    The Justin Beiber thing for example "Oh I hate him, he's gay". But then you ask "so are you a conformist"? "No, I just hate him for no reason". People are fucking insane and evil. End times some.

  • @joneselius

    I understand what you're saying but Justin Beiber is a REALLY bad example.

  • @joneselius Did you say its the end of times? and are you implying people are more evil and insane nowadays because they mock some shitty talentless hack generic pop musician as oppose to burning witches or sacrificing to gods?

  • Power of christ compels you. wtf does that even mean

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  • @superfluousness321 Go watch The Exorcist.

  • She was having a laugh too!

  • I just dislike Kelly Rowland, paha.

  • ...A British Jew though, who is compelled to thank Rowland for the water despite her faulty decorum.

  • What a weird thing to do.

  • Even if she was just defending Kelly Osbourne, Simon didn't even say anything particularly bad about her. He wasn't saying that Kelly is a bad singer, he was saying that Jack is, in a sarcastic, light-hearted way. How stupid.

  • Did she REALLY think it was about her? I've watched this a million times (coz of the hilarity) and I never once thought that until I saw these comments... I just assumed she was just responding to the 10000 (hilarious) mean jokes at the expense of his guests?

  • I dont think Rowland is self obsessed, I think it was just a simple misunderstanding, shes only human.. Funny thing is, most of you goofs just hate her because shes American

  • @ToadsMGodes No - not at all.

  • @Funbobby92 pencils don't go rusty you dickhead

  • She DID think it was about her - it is obvious

  • She was having a laugh you idiots,she knew full well what was going on.

  • That would have ruined the show if he didn't come back with anything. Throwing water at someone is such an asshole thing to do.

  • christ rocks!!!!!!!!

  • @mostpowerful

    From side to side or just gently up and down?

  • @Frequency404 from all over. from start till the end. always!!!!!

  • @mostpowerful

    You Christians work Jesus too hard, all that rocking? Poor soul, and now look! He's been crucified and you're STILL making him rock! Tsk. >:3

    Wait till he comes back from the dead and sees I've eaten all his yams! :D

  • @Frequency404 yes im a Christian, coz i follow the teaching of Christ. Im a Jew, coz i follow the way of Moses and Abraham. Im a Muslim coz i submit my will to God.

    Please dont hold hatred for anyone. Love for all!!!!

  • @mostpowerful

    *Snatches the love away*

    No! It's mine! All mine!! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

  • @mostpowerful It doesn't work like that.

  • What a dumb fucking bitch. She doesn't deserve oxygen. Someone give me her adress so i can go stab her in the face with a rusty pencil.

  • @Funbobby92 A rusty pencil?

  • wtf kelly rowland knew it was about kelly osbourne, she just thought it was harsh. fucking tards on the internet

  • @GeordieBoi9 What? You realise Jack Osbourne was on, right? Watch the whole episode, come to your own conclusion.

    Frankly it just looks like Kelly Rowland was acting like an egotistical bitch, which sounds about right for a teen-band member who's too far up their own arse.

  • @Probablyacowtbh its strange, the more i watch it the more i think i was wrong originally and that she did think it was about her, i dunno im undecided

  • ' Thankyou for the water'

    brilliant.

  • She's so much more serious on Xfactor. Still a massive bitch though.

  • @blackiscooler33 I bet atleast 313,459 held down 7 then xD >_> NOT Including me

  • Hold down 7 to see Kelly furiously masturbating xD

  • @blackiscooler33

    And holding down 9, is that guy havin' a furious wank. But not as good as the 7 :-P

  • She knew they weren't talking about her. She was just giving Simon the business for saying something mean about Jack's sister. She's not retarded, she's from Texas. Sometimes hard to differentiate.

  • @VENEMentertainment I read the last bit of your comment like it was Mordin Solus lol

    You may not get that reference come to think about it. 

  • Hold down 6 to see Kelly Rowland's woodpecker impression

  • @Dendiol Hahah! Brilliant!

  • repeatedly pressing 9....after going through all numbers after pressing 5 on @MaxxPower101 's comment...

  • Press 5 to give this video new meaning

  • What season and ep is this? :)

  • The worst bit is that Simon meant Kelly Osbourne but Rowland is so self-obsessed she thought he meant her. Killer comeback though!

  • @sonofliberty1 cmon its an honest mistake

  • that girl is so ghetto what is she doing on the show.

  • @RiVvenGuard - I can't comprehend this subconsciously racist comment because you clearly don't understand what "ghetto" means. GTFO.

  • @RiVvenGuard do you mean "she's black"?

  • Pfffft, press 7 a few times and then press 6. xD

    BAHAHAHA

  • @Sonicked LMAO

  • @aviboobs you're a retard..Why be racist,it's all light hearted.

  • 9999999999 pointing in what direction?

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  • i love it when comedians do split second combacks like this!

  • Keep hitting 5 just before he says jew and she says it for him

  • @Denethorable Keep hitting 4 and she shakes her booty for you :D

  • @Tripicality While the dude beats off to it.

  • She really is an idiot, that would of ruined the whole show by doing that but because he wasn't even talking about her it makes it all worse.

  • @GameOfYears I dont think someone who writes "would of" should be calling anyone an idiot. Ever.

  • @GroovingPict Alright, you got me. I noticed it but youtube doesn't give us the ability to edit comments as of yet. If I was given that ability I would HAVE changed it.

  • stupid bitch kelly rowland thinks their talking about her, not kelly osbourne!

  • HOLD in 7 - she's giving an aggressive back massage to a cat on her lap.

  • @grunntalll THIS MADE ME LAUGH TIL I CRIED! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FOUND IT SO FUCKING FUNNY X'D

  • @ADDbooknerd awesome

  • The thing that makes this for me is the reactions and Jack's laugh.

  • what did she say?

  • @bensimps123 i think she said "how Christ compels you"...or something

  • @32yuh

    no she didnt. she said the power of christ compels you.

  • @32yuh The power of christ compels you.

  • @bensimps123 the power of christ compels you

  • I'm a jew!

  • She would get it so hard.

  • Push 6 over and over if you want to see the most aggressive blow job in the world

  • Pressing six repeatedly is rather amusing, and pressing five

  • You Jew mother-f**ker you...

  • SaTaN lol i only sed that cause i know u jack ass's (apart fromt he people who dont want to argue or the people on the good side of this argument) would make a big deal

  • why cant we all just enjoy the video? :P

  • wow when Kelly Rowland laughs it kind of looks like she head butts the table

  • okay, am i the only one who didnt get the joke and rode on the bandwagon saying "good shiit" when they didnt get it either?? does he mean hes a jew so that christian sheet doesnt affect him, or jew as in, it was the jews that betrayed jesus and got his strung up so the "power of christ" doesnt mean much when the were the reason he was slain????

  • @StikManJones No... he means he's an actual Jew lol.

  • @KeetzMaWeetz and how is that funny

  • @StikManJones Cuz it means the power of christ doesn't compel him (and don't bring that Jews were his killers shit here cuz last i checked. the romans weren't jewish)

  • @JakenJragin But Romans kill "him" because of the Jews at least thats how thousand years old Christiianty told us you know it wasnt good to present Romans as God Killers since big part of Christians afterwards were Romans!

  • @ImperialGuard9001 SOoo, if ya think about it. It's thanks to the jews that Jesus saved people from their sins. Quit hatin' and get freedom Ma Troll!

  • @JakenJragin Am I the only person that blames the ginger people for killing Jesus?! Those evil pale fuckers get away with everything!!

  • @EbsNhexz Well if they do? Then why aren't you diying your hair ginger so you can get away with whatever!?! 0_o

  • @JakenJragin Because I am morally against the ginger lifestyle and all it stands for. We need to wake up before they turn the world into Ginganistan. Don't turn your back or they will steal the melanin out of you!

  • @EbsNhexz Fuck Morals! I want ginger privileges!!!

  • @JakenJragin Then you sir, are a ginge enabler! and should be dealt a swift death.

  • @EbsNhexz XD I welcome the cold hard steel of an axe if it means taking me away from this larp

  • @EbsNhexz Whoever did kill Jesus deserves a pat on the back and a nice bottle of single malt. I just know that if he comes back, we'll kill him again. 21st Century = nail gun

  • @pugilistofpower -gasp- you covetous ginger bastard! (if I can break character for a moment, if Jesus ever comes back I'm not going anywhere near him, in revelations in his second coming he rides out of Jerusalem and kills everyone. The Bible is more disturbing than clockwork orange)Anyway..I have ran out of anti-ginger phrases, so just pretend I rounded this off with something offensive and/or ignorant so we can both be happy.

  • @EbsNhexz No need to pretend. I hear ya.

  • @StikManJones yes you are the only one thick enough to misunderstand this

  • @hjenkinz then you explain it to me? if you really understand it. oh wait you cant cos you followed the herd like sheep.

  • @StikManJones aren't sheep in a herd? If a sheep follows a herd, he's part of the herd. I don't know what to say. He's a JEW!

  • @hjenkinz AHAHHAHA who the fuck you calling thick? of course sheep are in a herd, and they follow it. when the herd moves the sheep moves and follows the flow of the herd. the fact you cant grasp something that simple just proves to me you dont know wtf the joke was about. get the fuck off my internet prick lol. haha.

  • @StikManJones YOU'RE A JEW!

  • I love the way he says "I'm a Jew..." :')

  • jacks laugh is so fake

  • @dwfwwf I am so honored to simply be in the presence of such a deep, brilliant intellectual as yourself.

  • @dwfwwf

    How could Jew be negative? The Jewish are the most humoristically and financially witty people. You can indeed spot a true Jewish person by their appearance though, with a good eye. I'll give you that.

    But I love Jews, generally. I never understood the reason for hate except for possible jealousy.

    And well, the homosexuality question is so obvious that it doesn't need to be explained. (For the more thick people, I am in favor of sexual freedom).

  • but he is a jew.... :L?

  • @ilovekolx yes

  • @Mr0Ryan0Face no i know he is, i just meant because everyone was like "how can he be that quick" etc, but he is jewish therefore it wasn't a quick-witted joke more a... quickwitted fact?

  • @ilovekolx

    O it seems I responded like someone before me, and you've addressed this.

  • @ilovekolx Obviously. I took one look at him and thought: Jew.

  • @TheHermes1717

    I wasn't saying it was hilarious, but she was at least animated, she talked, she understood the jokes, laughed in the right places. Most of the time when they get "pop stars" like that on they sit their like confused children, with a perplexed look on their face as they try and figure out why people are laughing.

    She's not a fantastic TV personality but she at least came across as a moderately intelligent human being, which puts her streets ahead of her peers.

  • one of the best come-backs EVER xD

  • i dont get why she did that, anyone care to explain?

  • @WarCriminal02 I think it's because they were laughing about her.

  • Hhahahah now I know why he is so funny because he is a jew, created of south park jews,created of borat ali g bruno movies a jew,main actor of seinfeld a jew, couple of the producers of family guy jews..Jews,Latinos and Blacks are the funniest ppl on earth.

  • amstells the only agy i dont want to club over the head

  • @Tomahawkz1000 That is strange, because I am sure that he like the rest of us, would like to club you (a member of the soulless army) over the head!

  • @GyThanksGd oh go fuck ya self sticking up for the gays go die

  • @Tomahawkz1000 Fake!

  • @GyThanksGd nice comback twat

  • @Tomahawkz1000 I am afraid there is absolutely No room on here or in society for Homophobia, So just keep your utterly pointless, uneducated, Prejudice point of view to your Self!.

  • I thought he was atheist?

  • best. comeback. ever.

  • so freaking quick.

  • love him

  • I'M A JEW.

  • is he actually a practicing jew? im not anti semitic or anything just wannna know

  • @MamaMario13 Yes.

  • @MamaMario13 No.

  • apparently, buzzcocks found it so hard to get celebrities on there when simon was hosting, cos they knew that he was going to rip them to shreds. this is a perfect example: they cant win against him. so, SIMON WINS! i still want him back though :(

  • bring him back!!!

  • imagine being this quick witted! genius