All Hail Techno Viking!

[Robby1003]

WTF was in the water?? He dances like a mix of tectonic, hardstyle and shuffle o.O hardshuffletonicwater???

[Ryanlexify]

The dark side of Youtube :| !

[Gamedexx]

wtf is he doing?

[juliantvextravaganza]

its definitely that part of youtube again

[damiendelbecque]

What does he take????I Want This!!!!!!

[GeCZAuboy]

This is the weirdest video I've seen so far.

[Pottym0uthGorrilla]

damn, i want some of that water

[ppkman111]

all hail industrial dance (if you dont know what taht is search it upp on youtube) cus thats the dance and music he dances

[SintSuke]

1:01 " Beware, I can bring your ass down with one shout "

[bismarck194188]

All Hail Odin

[AtzeAsozial]

@bismarck194188 ^^

[Saxazanfork]

Fus Ro Dance.

[DeviousPsy]

One, massive Acid Parade

[RangerEvil]

East Berlin Loveparade 1982 !

[proporties1]

wtf 1:19

[schnuddel666]

@proporties1 Liquid xtc :D

[SCXTTP]

He used to be normal. Then he took an cocain to the nose

[djensoer]

if you open another tab and play hardstyle music while you watch him then u realize he is really gettin down on this bitch

[NoMugenNoLife]

How the fuck did i get here?

[abpwns]

every one here is high as fuck or rly bad dancers

[austinthefreak]

I love how the guy at the end grabs him by the beard like its a leash or something

[widmo448]

Where is techno viking now?!

[blueluny]

@widmo448 no one knows..but where there is shoving..you can expect him.

[olaferaf96]

His tits were doing jump style xD

[mrcutfish]

thors hammer pendant

[Xcorgi]

He scared the shit out of about half the people so much that they could no longer dance!

[ochgottnochma]

2:20 "halt den ball flach alter"

[UncutShooterGames]

This movie was filmed in Germany

[paperazzi999]

was macht der typ da ?? oder was is das ?? xDD

[abcjohnlock1993]

I WOULD FREAK OUT IF I SAW THIS GUY AT A CLUB!!!!!!!!

[TOPSTORY355]

Name of the second song??

[dboom9]

His movements are as firm as his abs.

[zhadowx]

The name of the second song plz!!!

[StanisProductions]

Hard Basss Barcelona --> /watch?v=BBgxiSDP8Q4&feature=s­hare

[Noctalunis]

He's gone white tribal...

[mpsylvan]

I love this video

[idDOmarilymanson]

L to the fuckin O to the fuckin L

[RandomDeathChild]

wtf six pack xD

[swite989]

Techno Viking gets invitation Chuck's party, reads:" Nose line races with Charlie Sheen, Destruction of Planet Earth, dances on the ashes, afterparty at Mars"

Check's the other side for something cool. Thinks "meh...", rips the invitation.

All hail techno viking!

[lolmastertoo]

ahh the techno viking venture skyrim slaying every one who disobeys him his weapon of choice is his dance moves and the music he produces from his pecs

[Lolitsch09]

i used to be a Ravin Viking like you,

but then i took an arrow in the knee

[gurtznak]

@Lolitsch09 Drop dead...

[MrVvilku]

Outstanding mastership.



[tatonghudas]

wait till he swing his Mjolnir

[xXdeadaudioXx]

REMINDS ME OF PORTLAND OREGON XD

[arbitor66]

Too bad the love parade was cancled.

[groningerINdeventer]

i love that guy he has class

[xXXIssimoXXx]

!KnuckleDuster! sux

[MrDestroyer1908]

dopierdolony ten viking

[SANmocca2g]

powiem tylko tyle : what the fuck ?

[JackScrolls]

the name of second song pls?!

[konokukistune]

anyone else seeing space channel 5 in this? at 1:46

[xmtinx]

the man working in the security service !!!

[baaronmills]

OLAF OLAF OLAF

[djgTHEx]

@baaronmills

BROMACIA! :D

[Izzzaac]

@baaronmills Brolaf?!

[Patdu67]

The Celtic Warrior : SHEAAAMUUUS !! xD

[TheCarface123]

Nords...

[RBLVK]

the guy took some X... xD

[jitsue]

@RBLVK he is keeping the e.tards from running after fairies and unicorns.

[Georg5555]

anyone know where or whats realy goin on , on this vid?

[niteryderbilly]

This guy rules the party. You can't get any cooler. Hail Techno Viking!

[Irmandinho1987]

more books and less cooks ><

[THEsourman00]

He used to suffer douche bags... but then he took an arrow in the knee

[MrUnezabanje]

name of song?



[MrUnezabanje]

name of song? please

[FelixREG]

@Lancashirefolk this is the First Time of Fuck Parade! This is a Parade for Hardcore Techno Raver´s :)

[Newmexiko123456789]

titie vibrations O.o

[mrmartinmartin]

Techno Viking made me realise what a weak and feeble excuse of a man I am.

[RumbleGuts2112]

@mrmartinmartin awww bless your little cotton socks - mummy still loves you no matter how pathetic and weak you feel lol

Peace

[mrmartinmartin]

@RumbleGuts2112 thank you, I'm going to start hardstyling topless down the road to the local post office to try to "man up" a bit.

[RumbleGuts2112]

@mrmartinmartin lmao point taken. Techno Viking is probably the only guy who could actually get away with doing this. If i did it people would start singing sea shanties and get out the harpoons lol

Peace

[mrmartinmartin]

@RumbleGuts2112 I relate to your stuggle. If I did it greenpeace would run over to me throwing buckets of water of me and trying to drag me back into the sea.

[ThunderFarts420]

lucky he does not dance with his viking axe!!

[ThaiLitzki]

 Can anyone plz tell me the songs :)

[ComedyNaruto]

THESE are abs from a devil or a god!

[zimenx]

Second song ? :O me want to know what its called

[skinheadfred94]

dad 0.o

[xploitedyouth77]

The 2nd track is mean, any one know what track this is? and yes I am an American. No bitching here. @EHVMichael.

[EHVMichael]

@xploitedyouth77

I shall make that decision on myself now aye?

[SWAT201919]

Fuck it i aint shaving anymore

[osmokv]

What's the first song called? Nice one.

[K0pfschmerz]

2:19 Halt den Ball flach, Alter.

Das sollte er in der Tat tun

[EHVMichael]

Long live Western Europe, where Vikings can freely Rave the Streets without some bitchy winers (or we just don't give a damn f*ck).

All you Americans can laugh at him what you want, but when Techno Viking went Raving the USA blocks, everyone would scream and think of a Terrorist Attack or something...

Winey bitches...

Long live Techno Viking! We need more of these Street Raves!

Call them Viking Awareness Parades!!

[rpm2004]

@EHVMichael That's stupid, how could a guy dancing be confused for terrorism?

[EHVMichael]

@rpm2004

Good Question... I'd say: Only in America...

[sunsetsofbullets]

@EHVMichael not all americans are the same. im from america but i dont judge any one no matter what, i view every person as an equal human being. we were all born on earth.

[AntiNubDevice]

@EHVMichael As an American who thinks this dude is totally fucking amazing, I can say you are completely wrong. If we saw this in the street here, people's first thought would generally be "How fucking drunk is this dude?" Not a terrorist attack. Rofl.

[DanishPatriot92]

@EHVMichael not sure if youre serious

[JackDanielsCHS08]

@EHVMichael no they wouldn't....you obviously have never heard of the Naked Cowboy ....

[sharpiellll]

@EHVMichael we don't laugh :O

[EeeScape]

@EHVMichael

Only the conservative party would think that. And fox news. Not all americans are like that.

[InGraphite]

Protects the weak, lives a healthy lifestyle, likes beats, suffers no douchebag and all he asks as tribute is water bottles to fuel his endless doom-driven march of immaculate posturing to hardstyle.

The only downside is he litters.

[PortraitOfInfinity]

@InGraphite THIS

[BatkoBrat]

@InGraphite

Drinking water indicates that he enjoys drugs, most likely extasy :P

[weemissile]

@InGraphite It doesn't count. It's in the middle of a city.

[fabulousSaralee]

@InGraphite HA you just made my day :)

[dpollice]

@InGraphite yeah i like how he protects the girl with the blue hair from this douchebag

[aanleunwoning]

@InGraphite I salute you sir. Now I must do some housekeeping, lmfao!

[Zgrajek]

1:01 wypierdalać!

[LucasA93]

cabrrrroonnnnnnnnnnn.

[jdburge17]

TERRY CREWS CAN BEAT HIM AT DANCING LOL



[azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza5]

i used to look like him then i took a.... Fuck it

[2ColdScorpio18]

The viking look's like Charlie Hunnam lol

[MrSomak1]

song? :)

[wellalbee1]

@timejinx unlike america in other countries they allow street raves

[Monitorreiniger]

Drogen machen merkwürdig.

[ice322]

that dude is tripin!!!!!!!

[GlotekxD]

Jebany ;D

[MrWitoluzz]

o kurwa :D

[dgemalt]

KEITH JARDINE!!11

[nathanjamesgoodner]

Sweet hammer brah

[TheThero2]

1:01 - aleeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

[bartom16]

2:21 for valhala?

[velkon123]

Alpha as fuck

[PomaVDV97]

ЭТО ЖЕ ОЛАФ!!!!!!!!!

[d3fct]

dont fuck with that guy he will eat your soul, anyone else reminded of heman rolling his face off?

[XeNoSpHaEhRe]

HAIL



[DamjanOst91]

song name pls :)

[CelticOmanx]

just imagine but proper vikings from back in the day would have been twice this mans size.. and maybe 100 times crazier to row boats across the freezing north sea to raid towns and villages like mine in Ireland. WexFjord is viking settlement.. much pride and respect for the scandanvians.

[ISSO1407]

@CelticOmanx /watch?v=5ZJ0txooxSw&feature=r­elated Dude, thats him in 2009 and NOW he his Size is twiced!

[snowboarda4ever]

You failed at rednecking

[seanp1993]

@snowboarda4ever you fail at History, Vikings have been around for much longer then Rednecks, Vikings even 'discovered' America hundreds of years before Columbas

[jamiegobangbang]

@seanp1993 I think you will find its "Columbus", Just saying.;)

[DarthbluePL]

Polish Air force reporting in :)

Przejmujemy!

[matix94211]

Piechota gotowa oczekujemy na odzew sił powietrznych

[smarteam29]

Bonne drogue ça...

[sasafrass9]

Modern Skyrim?

FOS-RAH-DAH!

[pokealex388]

@sasafrass9 *FUS RO DAH

[ProjectW013]

@sasafrass9 The music is him using the Thu'um.

[mitchisftw]

this guy is a ufc fightah

[Zerero13]

So that's how you get ripped.

[3amanyxa]

!!FOR SKYRIM!!!!! ill dance..

[fuckainaftp]

Whare was that?

city?

[fucktube94]

@fuckainaftp Most likely Stockholm :)

[CrazyAbdul1000]

@fucktube94 thats the Fuckparade in Berlin my friend -.-

[hartinger4u]

@fuckainaftp Berlin EastSide

[fucktube94]

WELCOME TO SWEDEN

[AnotherUrbanGuy]

lol theyre all tripping as fuck

[metallicaner]

germany strong

[drbovril]

Meanwhile in Sweden...

[10kev22]

ce quoi le tire de la musique vére le 2:05

[cameronle89]

His Tits Shake really bad on 3:13

[Metallove90]

Scheise die Welt geht ja doch unter.



[PiromaNx3]

It's a gay parade or what

[alekziomal]

polska kurwa przejmujemy filmik :D

[x1096]

Al Hail Lelouch!

[NYXROBERTONYX]

Chuck Norris son



[Themoterstorm]

like a boss

[wertheimer10]

y didnt he fus ro da ? :(

[enriquechino3000rpms]

me gano vailando ! un rave total !

[TigerEatsPenguin]

he went there to kick ass and dace and there are officially no more asses. SO HE MUST DANCE!

[BFKAnthony817]

Rolling during the day time, that would hurt my eyes so bad.

[mendezice9335]

well at least he dances better than those cockroach-stomping shuffling fags.

[MultiMordVIN]

объебосы!

[Bdawgg66]

hits tits xD

[kompletnedno]

fuck yeaaaaa



[WeiseVladislav97]

Epos :Р

[loszka415]

NA CHUJU NIECH TEGO WARKOCZA ZROBI

[rollermeisii]

haha awsomeness :D this guys dont gife a shit of waht ppl think absolutly love that

[MrJOZO85]

techno viking really,hahahah

[interstar14]

White Terry Crews

[LuiKang043]

Stand aside Beowulf, I've got a new role model!

[mrsokla]

Every Party needs Techno Viking!!!

[The1Capitalist]

why couldn't I say all that at once? Why the error sign youtube? why?!?!

[The1Capitalist]

DANCE!!!!!..........Y.........­M...C.A

[The1Capitalist]

pillage, sack, have your women, and

[The1Capitalist]

come too