Billy Madison "You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants"

[warthog549]

i love this movie :)

[kwlboy2001]

i cant stop laughing over that haha

[PinkOld]

Funniest scene in the movie.

[SuperUncleruckus]

i was waiting for the awkward moment when everyone pees their pants

[mrhp9]

If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis...

[nightchef]

@porchy44 cosign

[Elderunlimited9]

i dont get it..

[2speedie2]

at first i've heard: you're ain't cool, unless you're peter pan! xDD

[aplayaz2000]

mmm tap that

[lbraun25]

press 3 :)

[porchy44]

LEFT OUT THE BEST PART. "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis." LOL

[Mblew77]

I peed when I watched this

[TheKawasakidude]

keep pressing 3 lol

[beano332288]

Has anyone noticed that this scene was stolen exactly for Bad Teacher? Just change Adam Sandler for Camron Diaz and change pee for a bra.

[officialfootboob]

@beano332288 "You ain't cool, unless you bra your pants."

seems legit

[Meejaycuran]

this is me lol

[GomerJ]

you're gonna post this without the old woman at the end? what a let down

[6Vital6Remains6]

Edit: Wait a minute - people are fighting on the internet EVEN in a youtube video for a Billy Madison clip? What in the cock?

[6Vital6Remains6]

My fuck, that teacher is SO hot.

[TheAmazingZdog]

press 3 xD

[Hiraghm]

Yes, so much better to pretend that bad is good rather than letting someone feel bad about themselves, even momentarily. I mean, learning to roll with the punches, deal with humiliation, struggle to overcome flaws? That's so un-cool! You must feel that, no matter what you do, it's okay, and you're cool.



[skysoljr]

@Hiraghm

You sir, are a douchebag. I've read some of your posts on MM,(you know what I'm talking about) and there is absolutely no doubt in my military mind that you are nothing more than a petulant, whiney, enormous douchebag. You try to impress people with your wholly imagined, towering pseudo-intellect but I see you for exactly what you are. Douchebag.

[Hiraghm]

@skysoljr - and you can just imagine about how much I care about your opinion. You apparently think invoking the word "military" adds anything to your arguments or opinion, it doesn't.

"you're a douchebag" is a 3rd grade retort. In your reply, you didn't address ONE THING I said, or ONE THING in the video. So, take your ad hominem attack, and stick it where it'll cause you the greatest discomfort.

[skysoljr]

@Hiraghm

And you can just imagine how much I care about your opinion. Just replace "enormous douchebag" with self-important, officious blowhard and stick that in your 4th point of contact. Ponderous. Just fucking ponderous.

[Hiraghm]

@skysoljr - apparently you care quite a bit... just in a negative way.

Again, you spew bile, but make no arguments refuting what I said.

Therefore, I stand by what I said.

Let me guess, you're a drill sergeant, that's why it's so important to you to coddle children?

[skysoljr]

@Hiraghm

I wasn't even remotely interested in the content of your original post beyond the fact that I think you are an "enormous douchebag", (re: self-important, officious blow hard). Based on you entire body of work, I suspect you are an unfortunate looking little girl with an equally unfortunate "internet handle". There. I'm finished with you. You've become tedious. Mindlessly. You may have the last word, young lady. You have my permission. Toodles.

[Nakiki18]

This is so incredibly sweet :)

[jtessexpress]

consider me Miles Davis

[PhantomXtr3me]

lol that is awesome

[MADDIE5961]

You had an accident ? What does tht... DOOOO!!!!

[LukeRossTheBoss]

GOOOO

[ThePatrickmc1]

YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS!

[BR33ZYBR33Z31]

if peein ya pants is cool, than consider me miles davis!

[DarthBarkerSithLord]

Can someone explain that Miles Davis quote? I don't get it.

[Okegawasan]

@DarthBarkerSithLord

It's pretty self-explanatory. Miles Davis was one of the most badass jazz musicians of the early 20th century. You could say this makes him "cool". Hence the quote.

/themoreyouknow

[DarthBarkerSithLord]

@Okegawasan So if Davis peed his pants, he would still be cool.

[flatfootbeans]

@DarthBarkerSithLord Miles Davis basically birthed cool jazz.

[MrPakiChan]

Type MYPRIZE instead of YOU in youtube and hit enter

[TheJoshuaField]

"Type MYPRIZE instead of YOU in youtube and hit enter"

[MrPakiChan]

@TheJoshuaField Type bernstein dances in youtube and hit enter

[KEGGX3]

I watch this whenever I pee in my pants

[ImBobTheWhale]

my friends still dont think im cool :(

[RetroVGN]

@ImBobTheWhale Because you didn't pee yo' paynts!

[Nakiki18]

@ImBobTheWhale

well... I think you're cool! Why? Cuz you peed your pants man!!

[PuRpLe9HaZe6]

Alright

[Robertshawful]

You can't be cool. Unless you pee your pants.

[Edazer]

Everybody my age pees their pants, it's the COOLEST.

If peein' in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis...

[modernmachine31]

4,000 somtin veiws and only one coment not including mine? some people didnt pee there pants.

[recycler1234]

GOOO!