@PANDORUM12 I live in the testing facility. All medical issues are taken care of. I get all the necessitiesfrom physical (e.g. food) to entertainment (e.g. testing) and with A.I. the possibilty if indefinit life span is within my grasp. What do I need money and dental for anyway?
@444Clay i guess not much if you get all that. but i get a shot at meeting Gordon Freeman, and the opportinity to be promoted to the advanced study of research in alien life institute. i get to experience history in the making as the combine's reighn comes to a close, and bonds with the vordagons are formed. epic. besides, infinate life is overrated. the inability to die makes life not worth living. ill give you the portal gun though. that one's hard to beat. god, i wish they where real.
Budgetary constraints? Surely you mean that there is a manpower shortage thanks to slightly higher than expected near total fatalities from the mandatory volunteer testing project?
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PANDORUM12 1 month ago
so they expect X4 overtime for only 10$? fuck that, i quit. im going to go work for Black Mesa.
PANDORUM12 2 months ago
@PANDORUM12 My job is throwing coumbustible lemons at black mesa...
444Clay 2 months ago
@444Clay im now working for black mesa's anti-lemon research facility. the pay is 12$ an hour, and you get free dental :)
PANDORUM12 1 month ago
@PANDORUM12 I live in the testing facility. All medical issues are taken care of. I get all the necessitiesfrom physical (e.g. food) to entertainment (e.g. testing) and with A.I. the possibilty if indefinit life span is within my grasp. What do I need money and dental for anyway?
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@444Clay i guess not much if you get all that. but i get a shot at meeting Gordon Freeman, and the opportinity to be promoted to the advanced study of research in alien life institute. i get to experience history in the making as the combine's reighn comes to a close, and bonds with the vordagons are formed. epic. besides, infinate life is overrated. the inability to die makes life not worth living. ill give you the portal gun though. that one's hard to beat. god, i wish they where real.
PANDORUM12 1 month ago
Budgetary constraints? Surely you mean that there is a manpower shortage thanks to slightly higher than expected near total fatalities from the mandatory volunteer testing project?
Reoh0z 5 months ago
I just now noticed the picture of Caroline behind him.
TechnicoloredVomit 5 months ago
Does anyone else keep stopping and starting the promos to find the pictures of Chell?
Golly gee wilickers this video is swag.
Roybot06 5 months ago
0:17, there's also a faint mathematical formula above the code.
All I can make out is r=p/(1-e^{indeterminable}-10
TheAntiVector 5 months ago in playlist Aperture: A Triumph of Science
I'd work at Aperture for 10 more dollars.
I'd test for sixty more.
Heck, I'd even let them replace my internal organs if they gave me $120.
TheAntiVector 5 months ago in playlist Aperture: A Triumph of Science 8
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GLaDOSBOY19 6 months ago
Awesome, I just need 9,900,000 more aperture science dollars to have 1 dollar, I'll be rich!
QCNstudios 6 months ago
funny :)
DragonBeOn 6 months ago 19
0:17 says: 84 69 83 84 32 83 85 66 74 69 67 85 32 35 49 52 57 56 32 72 65 83 32 66 69 78 32 82 69 76 79 67 84 69 68 32 84 79 32 77 32 95 95 95 which means:
TEST SUBJECU #1498 HAS BEN RELOCTED TO M ___
crammedshelfish 6 months ago 64
@crammedshelfish you can also see Shel, holding the portal gun at a corner of a wall, looking down a hallway or something.
JoeWithTheGlasses 6 months ago
@JoeWithTheGlasses Who's Shel?
AwesomeSauce57 6 months ago
@AwesomeSauce57 Gasp, but you must know I'm talking about even though I can't remember the name for the life of me.
JoeWithTheGlasses 6 months ago
@JoeWithTheGlasses lol, it's Chell.
AwesomeSauce57 6 months ago
@crammedshelfish Yes, in alt codes..
GLaDOSBOY19 6 months ago
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@crammedshelfish I don't wanna go to Mars D:
RandomGECHO11 6 months ago
@crammedshelfish AWESOME.
88FingersEddward 5 months ago
@crammedshelfish Is... is that Chell? With a POTATO!?
AGrayPhantom 4 months ago in playlist More videos from syntheticph
@AGrayPhantom I believe it is...
shikadi630 3 months ago
@crammedshelfish
In the Lab Rat comic, Chell's test subject number is 1498.
justforflag2 3 months ago
@crammedshelfish relocated to mesa, :O portal 3 and hl3 you can see easter eggs of chell and gordan :D thtd be epic
GreenToxicWaffles 1 month ago
@crammedshelfish where did you learn to decode this?
LuiDeca 1 month ago
@crammedshelfish theres also a pic of chell in that frame near a computer.
TheCJiK 1 month ago in playlist Aperture: A Triumph of Science
love it!
plotster4 6 months ago 5