Observe and Report, Best Scenes (REALLY FUNNY!)

[AwshumNeko]

I USE MACE. AND TAZORS. FUCK YOU.

[MrAwabAlmalik]

WHERES THE PARKING LOT SCENE !! with the skater kids !!

[evadoesurmom123]

cut you fucked up haahahaa

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

Destroy some motherfuckers hahahah

[99fetusfajitas]

I'm not gonna lie to you Ronnie.....there is nothing good about this.

[ECL28E]

Where is the coffee shop scene?! Where he loses his cool and threatens the manager

[bluelion224]

@ECL28E yeah that bitch got what he deserved

[utveg522]

Out steps me wheedling the biggest Fucking Shotgun you have ever seen in your life and do you know I fucking do? …I blow every fucking thing away!! And I am getting Gods work done. When it is all over and the dust settles…the whole world gathers below me. and says “thank you Ronnie thank you Ronnie for helping for being a great man…and do you know what I say….there is No need too thank me I am just a man with a gun…I am Just a Cop. “”

[utveg522]

"Ask a question get an answer...you guys have a hell of a system here"

[bigbrown4114493]

why are you stopping, motherfucker?

[dethklok831]

am i the only one who loves the queen songs in this movie?

[Jamesagenda101]

I love the training scene, the song goes perfect with the scene. Everybody in the movie underestimates Ronny and I feel like it's a big triumph for him.

[mep41376]

This movie is really underrated - funny and adult but with a heart. Is Ronnie's dream based on Sarah Connor's in T2 (and he doesn't even realize it maybe)? Sorta sounds like it when she dreams the nukes wiping out the playground.

[jokker73]

"out steps me with the biggest f****n shotgun you've ever seen" LMAO!!!

[VampireGuardian14]

i loved this movie it got a bad rap though thats unfortunate

[josemac101]

so this is what the green hornet did before he worked with kato

[TallandAsian89]

@josemac101

Heres an idea why didn't the Green Hornet be more like this when fighting villians in the Green Hornet movie that would be funny lol. Can you imagine Kato would just drop his jaw at how crazed the Green Hornet is when beating some bitches up lol.

[phoedricus]

6:08

- no need to thank me, i'm just a guy with a gun. i'm just a cop

- okkey, that should do it. thank for you time mr. burnheart.

- ah-ah i think you meant officer burnheart hahaha. BANG BANG BANG

SCHI-CHI SBOOWIUUUUSH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[DI3LAVADI3]

Ronnie is the new VIN DIESEL

[fastj27]

"made of cancer.... and PUSS" haha

[greenp03]

does seth even know how funny he is

[atomichead777]

alright, i gotta watch this movie

[masterchief413]

"I use mace and tasers, fuck you!" XD

[Waqarmannan]

Hmmm I wonder if he got the job lol

[XxSuperSass69xX]

Observe and Report is the adult version of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

[WishesSailorMoon]

Seth Rogen is too funny.

[PokerorDie]

Fuck you Sadam Hussein of Iraq XD

[nemagrin]

Hahaha he' s stupid at the end :p

[statewarrant]

Ronnies mother Roolz!

[rawfan9999]

@VayuPurana Then you are either gay or didn't see the whole movie because they actually showed his bare genitals

[bassperry77]

MOM: you know when ronnie was in high school i used to fuck all his friends xDD hahaha HILARIOUS :3

[bethany2781]

thumbs down drduke.......... love kevin james!!!

[borat935]

um these wernt funny at all , the scene where he chases the naked flasher through the mall IS THE BEST YOU HUMORLESS BASTARDS

[badpanda84]

@borat935 Its only funny because I acutally know security guards like that

-( well aside from the ability to beat up 20 cops)

Security really are dodgey. and in some ways this is not as far feteched as you might think

[borat935]

@badpanda84 Paul Blart Mall Cop :)

[borat935]

@badpanda84 Paul Blart is the uncensored version of this movie :)

[Ciena91]

Uh well... im standing here with this doctor xD

[rawfan9999]

only thing I did not like about this movie is that they showed the perverts genitals

[Ciena91]

@rawfan9999 who gives a fuck lmfao.

[VayuPurana]

@rawfan9999 those were actually my favorite parts and is the only reason I like this movie, well that and seth rogen's awesome

[jtinker41]

Well, I'm standing here with this doctor

[erictheactorlynch]

this movie is so great. it went so far and beyond what i except out of movies. Ronnie Barnhardt is the fucking man! He's the Travis Bickle for my generation. best line "last week he tells me he's discovered my plot to blow up the Chic Fil A. Why would i want to blow up Chic Fil A? it's fucking delicious."

[jman4208]

@erictheactorlynch paul blart national mall security duche cop

[ECL28E]

WHAT?! NO COFFEE SHOP SCENE?!

[Ciena91]

@ECL28E I KNOW!!!!!

[ECL28E]

@Ciena91 That was a great scene! It was like something out of an Adam Sandler movie!

[Ciena91]

@ECL28E lmfao i know right xD .

[waitingformypopcorn]

Oh my god, a year ago I thought this was the worst movie ever. I am soo glad I'm better now.

[waitingformypopcorn]

Phuuuu oooooh

[thongheadshow]

I liked when hes on top of the mall talking then walks up to a car and sees the girl he likes and the one cop fucking then he runs off. and i also liked the part when there fucking in bed and he stops and she says why did you stop mutherfuckier im sorry so funny.

[kearnej]

fur yur tears!

[TheKatCar]

the three people who disliked this video should probably kill themselves so we wont have anymore people with shitty senses of humor in this world.

[THEcoohl]

3:39

seth still sits around all day, and draws pictures of dicks.

[megahertz23]

@THEcoohl That was Jonah Hill, not Seth.



[THEcoohl]

@THEcoohl jonah hill's character was based off seth rogen...seth rogen wrote the film superbad... good try though.

[anonymous6196]

@THEcoohl that was jonah hill, not seth rogen. dumbfuck

[elspiclatino]

did you use a different audio track? cause when i tried to put my video it muted my video so i just put a song on :/

[AesaFilms]

...THEN THERE IS THIS BIG BLACK CLUD FILLED WITH DEATH, AND THEN OUT STEPS ME...WITH THE BIGGEST FKN SHOTGUN YOU EVER SAW...AND I JUST BLOW EVERYTHING AWAY.

[greenroom42]

I use Mace and Tasers. Fuck You

[HariVIyer]

it's a dark comedy, most people don't get that...they walk in expecting a Judd Apatow flick and are sorely disappointed.

But I liked it!

[MrMadness87]

Im this close to catching a pervert, catching a robber - just generally being the man

[bluebenchp]

FUCK YOU RONNIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drduke28]

Ronnie would wipe the floor with Paul Blart's sorry fat ass.

[PsychobeIIe]

It doesn't even have the best part. When the flasher is running at the blonde girl and and Seth comes out of no where and shoots him lol Best part

[95nugget]

1:20- "FUCK YOU RONNY"..... HAHAHAH

[JustFunnyVids]

"Well i'm standing here with this doctor..."

[mgriffith27]

Great soundtrack

[hinata750]

fuck u ada hussein of iraq lol

[nobbysfilms]

it is a good film.but the best clips are pretty subtle and people are always showing the obvious funny bits rather than the real gem dialogue...

[305REALTALK]

cut

[Dvs2k9]

@1:19 tht shit is my favorite part

[Dvs2k9]

fuckin hilariouse this is my fuckin movie

[beenwronged]

LOL!

[nagaji]

FUCK YOU RONNIE! FUCK YOU RONNIE!

[elheadkickio]

Yes! Her flinch at the end was the funniest damn thing to me. I knew that had to be in here somewhere

[mikedrummonds]

I have that dream every night too, cooooooool.

[WYIT0]

2:52 - Done...Easy....Boom! XD

[MaDxB0MB3R]

Beast

[nicole221654]

They said eff u so many times it lost its meaning

[spacexploder]

good job. FUCK YOU!!!!

[ROHFutureOfWrestling]

This is a damn good movie. Pretty underrated.

[Simen1991]

@ROHFutureOfWrestling

True!

[HopelessEnd07]

@Simen1991 yeah definitely true

[jrich1599]

wow 3 people do not know what funny is

[sicklyabilities]

fuck you sidame lusade of iraq

[cyanalezandre97]

omg this is so funny.lol

[DuckFan707]

Movie is hecka funny!

[CAYOMluver]

Omg I have to watch this.

[dustinj1993]

You missed the two best scenes! When he puts the dick picture on his head and when the detective yells at hime

[LoboFan1000]

@dustinj1993 youtube would flag it for inapropriate content and remove the video

[mariomoreno04]

I use mace and tazers FUCK YOU!

[MrCardife]

Such an underated film, deserves to be seen by everyone!

[huskerjoesox]

Your just going to keep going after you fucked up my title? ok well im standing here with this doctor. haha

[headshot213]

The best line: "the world doesn't need another man, it needs a fucking hero."

[knicks3085]

lmao what a underrated dark comedy.

[joeysn7hvn]

Your just drunk Ma .. Cool movie

[xthemach1x]

i wish you had the parts where the guy yells at the girl behind the counter, the 2 or 3 instances r crazy funny

[MrBrewerfan13]

I use mace and tazers!!! Fuck you!!!

[tomcat205]

omg this and pineapple express best movies ever!

xD

[yazmatraz]

this film sucked so bad i cant describe it...mainly cos i turned it off. Dont disagree its the truth

[tyrehoward]

6:25 I'm totally gonna do that at my next job interview.

[warrior1222]

the great thing about this movie to me was the characters.

they made some great characters in this movie but i think it would have made a better t.v show for some reason

[mpc1209]

I thought this was going to be a Mall Cop rip-off but I think this is funnier. :D

[corrawinftw]

@mpc1209 its better than mall cop

[mpc1209]

@corrawinftw

by miles :D

[iLecter]

@corrawinftw Mall cop was terrible.

[buffypython]

The 2 people who disliked this are the cancer and puss in that dark cloud.

[ccrazymexicanboy420]

I will fucken murder u

[Ltpickel]

"Fuck you sadam hussain of Iraq"!!!! LOLOLOL

[yettibrad]

I'm sure I'm not the only one that thought this was gonna be a big slapstick fest. . .and was pleasantly surprised to watch the best dark comedy I've seen in a long time.

[JackBuck44]

IM SWITCHIN TO BEER, I CAN POUND THOSE ALL DAY AND STILL KEEP MY SHIT TOGETHER.

[bryyluvsjoey]

@JackBuck44  fuckin r-tard

[JackBuck44]

@bryyluvsjoey Huh ?

[Shaneisthebestever]

chk-chk...PSSSSSHHH! 

[JMO285]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yoouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[chitopuff]

SUCK MY SMALL ERECTED COCKKKKKKK I GIVE FREE BJS

[bryyluvsjoey]

@chitopuff thats kuz yur dick is tha size of a pin needle!!

hahahahahaha

fag!!!

[mpc1209]

@bryyluvsjoey

"PIN DICK" XD

[toophatpoyo]

"I think the White House could be the next stop."

LMAO

[NUB3N]

"well im standing here with this doctor"

[legit2344]

well, im standing next to this doctor.

[MapleLeafsFan1994]

"When Ronnie was in highschool, i used to fuck all his friends" HAHHAHA

[TheSuperwormz]

please someone post the Flasher scene with the Pixies Where is my mind, fuckin best bit of the film yet not on Youtube?#//

[Pantallicadeth]

@TheSuperwormz Agreed, but how are they gonna post that? Guy had his weiner out. hahahaha.

[spankycorkforker]

@TheSuperwormz its actually a cover by city wolf

[ThexNerd]

Fuck you.

[COBRARocky]

Best movie ever made, Haters gonna hate.

[NBAsGreatest]

This point of my life I really feel like i could destroy some mother fuckers

[NBAsGreatest]

Hahahahaha, when ronnie was in high school i use to fuck all his friends ahahahaha

[babyface4assassin]

FUCK YOU RONNIE!

FUCK YOU RONNIE!

lol

[Kape56]

i use tasers and mace FUCK YOU! lmao

[sILenCeDaNDg00Dbye]

"Cut, cut, you fucked up mam." Lmao!

[xSUPERxMWxBROSx]

fuck you saddam hussein of iraq.

[LXAccordian]

what's that song at 3:19?

[foxhound1970]

@LXAccordian It's Late by Queen

[SpeedyOJ]

"for your tears.."

i'm gonna say that to every girl i see crying

[ma20n0]

I will murder you I will fucking murder you. your fucking dead.I use mace and tazers fuck you

[paulcage79]

done ... easy ... boom!

[MegaKillaKrazy]

@paulcage79

more like fail...fail...fail lol

[doblajesj]

the mother is such a drunk bitch!

[suzish100]

-chi chi - BOW!!

[BigBulgeCheeks]

i love when he punches that guy then shoots the flasher

[TopDawg55]

these are good and all but there are much better scenes in this movie than just these and not all of em have to do with the streaker.

[McCarthyyyyy04]

end bits the best, pow pow pow, chuk chuk boooom ! lololololol

[drloo06]

Awesome! There's some great music in this movie.

[TheBeretta92fs]

not a quote from the movie! love it though. so much =)

[elw619]

just seen this on saturday, "you didn't bring enough pigs to hurt me!"

[APRILLOVESREIK]

cut! you fucked up mam hahahaha

[skaterpunk904]

"you know, when Ronnie was in highschool...i use to fuck all his friends" LOL.

[borat1301]

wow no wonder the movie sucks there were no good scenes

[Shortage15]

you know when ronnie was in high school i used to fuck all his friends hahaha

[hawkeyefan3]

Fuck you ronnie! fuck you ronnie!

[janel847]

omg i love it:)

[wcairsoft]

Out steps me weilding the biggest fucking shotgun you've ever seen in your life and you know what I do ? I blow every fucking thing away.

What a line

[bryyluvsjoey]

@wcairsoft yu blow???

[azroniki]

"i am standing here with this doctor" lmfao!!!

[AnackmyRLfriend]

I use mace and Tasers. Fuck you.

[Castellanos510]

your going to keep on going? even after f'ing up my title like that? Ok, well, Im standing here with this doctor. LOL!!

[RoughEdgedBeauty]

To funny lol :)

[Nix1621]

i love this movie its so good and the ending is just awesome when he open fires his gun lol

[TheLogic497]

why would i blow chik fil a that shits delicious

[pliene29]

god this movie is great! so damn funny! 

[pliene29]

god this movie is great! so damn funny!

[Ginga]

Does anyone know the name of the first song that plays when Dennis is making his getaway.

[7uppp22]

i use tazers, f*** you...haha love it

[KyleAF]

done. easy. boom. lol

[1415gateway]

" for you tears

[therealmathafuknG]

his mom is fuckin wasted haha

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

I'm standing here with this doctor

[MixdKidBurks]

@UncleMcCrustyPoo one of my fav parts and the part when the mexican is like "dayummmm"

[Fistwagon]

"I think you mean Officer Barnhardt.Hehehe... Pew pew pew pew, click-click booooom!" Fucking funny

[heydorf1]

no...cut!! you fucked up maam i am the head of mall security

[Velasquez459]

3:20 song wths is name fuck  im dying to know the name hurryyyyy maricones !!lol

[Sonnyxleet]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuu lmao. when everybody leave, i'ma rob the shit out this motha fucka. LMFAO.

[wildalldatime]

4:52 lmao