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  • She forgot ,"Please press 1 for espanol."

  • Kate Hudson is not that funny.

  • This is less like a joke and more like a premonition.

  • Too funny. But I can't find any Lynne Koplitz on "Chic Comedy" Koplitz is freaking hilarious!!

  • Yup, some things just shouldn't be automated....

  • "Please press 1 for Diabetes or 2 for 'F- - - this! I'm going home!' "

  • That was really bad..

  • lol really funny

  • Ugh, omg fuck Chick Comedy. Ive been watching this shit allllllll night.

  • Those symptoms are actually for MS really...

  • "You do not have the funds for diiiiiiabetes! Please press 1 if you now believe you have glauuuuuuuuucoma." Modern American healthcare at its finest.

  • wow

    why are women who do stand up not funny?

  • @KentuckyFriedWalrus Some of them are. This one was. There are plenty to choose from. run through the lot until you find one you enjoy.

  • She didn't make a "different genders are different" joke.

    Huzzah.

    And yet somehow she's still not funny.

    Wait, wait. I'll say that again with my eyes open really wide, then it'll be funny to everyone. Right guys? *SIGH AUDIBLY*

  • Move to canada and get free health care!!!

  • Funny, originally delivered topic.

    Kristen Lindner, funny !

  • i dont know about you but if that Automated Doctor thing asked me which one i had i would have picked Glaaaauuuucoma and wait for them to ask if i would like to be perscribe weed as a treatment. LOL. thumbs up if you would have treated the same.

  • @AMB33ZY That option is valid so far only in Cali. But, yeah thumbs up on the Weed , over-the-counter, not the prescription strength...

  • lol who didnt like this? was great and seems kinda like our future lol yikes

  • she almost lost me but that shit got really funny. "Insufficiant funds for dii-abeaties" LOL

  • haha, funny (:

  • LOL ATM medicine is probably true :)

  • the computer voice carried it

  • that was a 'meh' at best.

  • I hope she keeps working with the joke, theres a lot more in there...the puch line sucked, but the whole thing is working and it can really grow...

  • She must not be web savvy. webmd pretty much messes with you ad your mind as she described.

    Dumb comedy...

  • That'd be pretty cool actually at least for minor stuff. Worst thing about doctor's office is how they make you wait in the waiting room, then bring to a room...to wait while the doctor is outside playing with a yo-yo. lol. "Has it been 10 minutes yet?" "No, sir." "Yes! I got a few more minutes. I love this yo-yo!"

  • Plus doctor offices are germy. Unless you are already really sick you don't wanna go there.

  • I fell asleep watching this.

  • her machine voice made the whole act.

  • this is really funny lol

  • This is hilarious...

  • hahahaha!!! XXXDDD Finally, an act were I dident fall asleep. FUNNY ^_^

  • LMAO!!!

  • You do not have the funds for diabetes XD

  • Quiet humors, it will be happened in someday!

  • 2 students from a university in greece invented a program that can diagnose malaria

  • please press one if you now believe you have glaucoma.

  • my brother had diabetes, but good act

  • haha funny:P

  • hilarious!!!!!

  • "You do not have the funds for... diabetes."

  • lol!!!

  • lmao xD

  • Very fucking funny! LMAO!

  • One of the funnier clips on this channel. I had to go back to look up her name.

  • :D So funny !

  • brilliantly prophetic

  • she's a bit of a 'save the world we're in a recession and i'm gonna listen to pschosocial' lol

  • "You do not have the funds for diabetes." Lol

  • ahahaha XD....poor me i dont wanna b in the future i get sick at leest 3 times a yr :p

  • Hilarious.

  • This is one of two really funny videos on this channel.

  • WOW that was hilarious. Best one on this channel so far. xD

  • Woot, a female comedian who doesn't just tell 'jokes' about guys and female problems!

    She was funny. :)

  • @Surlish: I agree: she was funny.  :)

    Just curious: on male comedians' videos, do you post, "Woot, a male comedian who doesn't just tell 'jokes' about girls and male problems!"

  • lol! i dont wanna look forward in the future anymore.

  • Haha

  • It only sucks when you can't understand the political commentary.

  • lmfao di-a-be-tes

  • Nice!

  • Haha.. that was amazing.

  • bwah bwah

  • this is one of the best in this channel

  • Ha, Ha, Ha...

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