The Soldier, who was best friends with Medic was upset that the medic had just died of overhealing and uttered the word "fawck" and proceeded to administer self acupuncture to calm himeself, however a nearby Spy mistook this for an invitation for molestation and this angered the Solder even more so much so that he swore again and the fury caused the nail to gib him. Then a hungry Scout appeared and thought it was some food and ate him and he slowly turned insane with an odd look on his face.
Basicly, Soilder saw his team medic die, and then he make a diserve exclamation, he saids "BACK", infact, behind him suddently a raping spy appears. Because Soilder wasn't in the moon of fucking, he killed him. Before this, an hungry scout appears, and starts eating Spy's corpise
So....Soldier saw his friend medic die before him and shouted "PHAWK" And decided to give himself a lobotomy while spy molested him as he uttered his glorious final words... "PHAWK"
Soldier's jimmies are being rustled to infinite and beyond
tailsnintendo 6 days ago
best PHFAK ever
EzeCoyote 1 week ago 3
Grand Army Of The Republic
Kaplanxd 3 weeks ago
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The Soldier, who was best friends with Medic was upset that the medic had just died of overhealing and uttered the word "fawck" and proceeded to administer self acupuncture to calm himeself, however a nearby Spy mistook this for an invitation for molestation and this angered the Solder even more so much so that he swore again and the fury caused the nail to gib him. Then a hungry Scout appeared and thought it was some food and ate him and he slowly turned insane with an odd look on his face.
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kon81996 3 weeks ago 3
Press 3...
ISetEmosOnFire 3 weeks ago
@ISetEmosOnFire
ASSFUCKSHITGODDAMMITYOUSONOFABITCH
You stole a comment I was about to write. :P
pppie123 3 weeks ago
@pppie123 lol. Someone had to. :P
ISetEmosOnFire 3 weeks ago
XD
YourFavoriteGriefer 3 weeks ago
fUck
MrFreakshow182 3 weeks ago
how did that medic die did he have leukemia
jamescracksthesky 3 weeks ago
I just broke up with my grilfriend, but this video makes me feel better and better everytime I see it
limaniner34 3 weeks ago
Basicly, Soilder saw his team medic die, and then he make a diserve exclamation, he saids "BACK", infact, behind him suddently a raping spy appears. Because Soilder wasn't in the moon of fucking, he killed him. Before this, an hungry scout appears, and starts eating Spy's corpise
sologmod 3 weeks ago
What? Spy raped him, but scout ate him..?
Gutzya 3 weeks ago
Nova at video suggestions... im pleased
MammuttiZ 3 weeks ago
Whelp.
Natacall 3 weeks ago
If you watch this backwards its about... oh wait i still don't know what its about
Disobeyedtoast 4 weeks ago 2
that's a problem when you have a change class shit death
AndyDGS 4 weeks ago
2FUCK
STALKERVideos90 4 weeks ago 2
i found this easy to masterbate to...
verscharren1 4 weeks ago
Step three: cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in your eye.
Rm0ran 4 weeks ago
Still a better love story than Twilight.
EchoBoomer1987 4 weeks ago
run into his ass, and touch him on the penis
HSDclover 4 weeks ago
"PHUCK."
invadercatty 4 weeks ago
Ear rape:no
Mind rape:yes
icekoldkilla38 4 weeks ago 7
RORLF DNMLKJFLKJFQDMSKJFDQS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA FJDSFDJFKDMLFKFM
takatoekoe 4 weeks ago
PHAWK!
NarrowDipShit 4 weeks ago
' - ' ...wut...
bleefinson 4 weeks ago
my goodness
JakeDaSnakeFilms 4 weeks ago
*see Nail in eye* Oh shit nigger what are you doing.
metroidhunter93 4 weeks ago
What the PHAWK?
Doomtouilas 4 weeks ago
jettan is a basin i tell you
svoksis 4 weeks ago
When I finished watching this, I said "What the fuck did I just watch."
squia 4 weeks ago
*Jettan uploads videos similar to r33mix ones*
FACK!
Atlacatonatl 4 weeks ago
umm what just hapend
dafrandle 4 weeks ago
Press 3 / 6
superraxxo1 4 weeks ago
0:09 0:18
superraxxo1 4 weeks ago
FUCK
massivive 4 weeks ago
Oh my god those flesh ripping sounds.
UninoussPL 4 weeks ago
ohh my god, jettan, you crazy dude.
*snort* *snort* *snort* *snort*
lisbjerg123 4 weeks ago
....WHAT THE FUCK I JUST SEEN?!
nex92 4 weeks ago
this video makes perfect sense
a0001521 4 weeks ago
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffACK!
TheBearman96 4 weeks ago
Gay
ruslan1801 4 weeks ago
wtfscout
Chronicler177 4 weeks ago
The animation at 0:09 was pretty good.
SilverFan8 4 weeks ago
So....Soldier saw his friend medic die before him and shouted "PHAWK" And decided to give himself a lobotomy while spy molested him as he uttered his glorious final words... "PHAWK"
Theboy797A 4 weeks ago 40
wat
Baloa80 4 weeks ago
Press 4 and 6
AssMangler3000 4 weeks ago
@AssMangler3000 6 seems a tiny bit higher
hewtoi 4 weeks ago
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AssMangler3000 4 weeks ago
the related videos make no fucking sense
gtabro1337 4 weeks ago
@gtabro1337 Does it have to?
TheBearman96 4 weeks ago
PHAK
macdomify 4 weeks ago
what's the difference between pressing 3 and 6?
gtabro1337 4 weeks ago
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gtabro1337 4 weeks ago
@nachoson1 i am displeased, and I think jettan will be too
MightyAMF 4 weeks ago
Wait, why is there Candy Candy in the related vids?! oO
Fanotak 4 weeks ago
PHUK
karoleslaw 4 weeks ago
Top gear
StroggWarrior 4 weeks ago
jettan is a rase mode basin
svoksis 4 weeks ago
Such an amazing and inspiring video to watch as soon as one wakes up
I feel like my day will now be unbelievably great with no errors in my plans at all
Thank you, jettan
JoeGoesChugaChug 4 weeks ago 63
I can kill yu wiz mah eyezzz D:
zzffffzfzffzzmattog-namvzzzralala
experimentboy 4 weeks ago
If only this was showing at the movie theater.
USAFMike 4 weeks ago
°_○
AxCYeR 4 weeks ago
uh.... what the heck did i just watch lol
thekid20x6 4 weeks ago
Wow Jettan that was a really good G-mod video!
Anuburakable 4 weeks ago
FIRST
Jeavies 4 weeks ago
fUCK
ThatGuylnTheCorner 4 weeks ago
R.I.P Rubberfruit
nielsisback 4 weeks ago
grip grar
MinimunWage 4 weeks ago
*munch munch munch*
GoreTorn16 4 weeks ago
0:00
JompZ34 4 weeks ago
FACKKK
gundeduscharsnabbt 4 weeks ago
FAKK
launger 4 weeks ago
FUKK
Antonywhitewow 4 weeks ago
0:12 DEAD SPACE 2 REFERENCE!!!!
hexidextrous 4 weeks ago
fuck...
Kirik285 4 weeks ago
@nachoson1 my thoughts exactly
SirBruceX 4 weeks ago
Man fuck rubberfruits stash, its run dry, we got fucken jettans stash now.
ElChrisman 4 weeks ago
Best Soldier animation yet. Also, wee-wee squeak.
Bonerfiesta 4 weeks ago
what?
TheKitcat31 4 weeks ago
i hav the wierdest boner right now....
destruccionH 4 weeks ago
a meaningful video.
J4s0nH4x 4 weeks ago
come on sloop it now
Angellorus 4 weeks ago
Turning down the sounds before you click a Jettan video since you're expecting mass ear rape...
ShoeShanker 4 weeks ago
Jettan's losing touch with reality.
jk
tudssquadbuisness 4 weeks ago
Two fucks were given that day..?
BeeziiFilms 4 weeks ago
MEDIC bid farewell, cruel world
TheMarioMan1 4 weeks ago
Press 3 for FACK
Metroid24242 4 weeks ago
NICE
JAZproductions41 4 weeks ago
i understand....I UNDERSTAND! Todo el mundo es un maricón!
sqishyfreash 4 weeks ago
0:10 Rare Dead Space 2 footy
badcredit64 4 weeks ago
im scared now thx
Nebelleben666 4 weeks ago
This video has made me realize how important my life is, thank you, Jettan.
PMWxCLANx 4 weeks ago
What da FAKK!
Stormbubi 4 weeks ago
and once again jettan saved thousands of lives
Hikarekuno 4 weeks ago
THIS MAKES NO FYCUKING SENCE KDAWKFIVUJ TIKJEVHTUKERIOTVUTJHOEVUIETJE4IO;YJHSELHUJEOFJ
I like it
HunterMarioWorld 4 weeks ago
What the fuck did i just watch?
Tectonium 4 weeks ago
Thank you, Jettan. I needed this.
IAMNOTCRAZY24 4 weeks ago
me taking a shit 0:20
CheeseCakeBomber 4 weeks ago
Needs more FFAKK
IAMHORAIDOLL 4 weeks ago
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MetroGamerX 4 weeks ago
The number 3 and the number 6 seem to have a lot in common in this video...
UJDAQ 4 weeks ago
Seems legit
TheFlyingracoon22 4 weeks ago
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UJDAQ 4 weeks ago
um...what...DA....FAQ!?!?
BlazingWarrior117 4 weeks ago
Thank you Jettan for basing this off of my day.
Disobeyedtoast 4 weeks ago 76
vagiscout?
LegendarySilverWolf 4 weeks ago
im in that strange part of TF2
LegendarySilverWolf 4 weeks ago
FAK!
JO6614 4 weeks ago
wat
ArtyomTehRussian 4 weeks ago
But... but.. I don't even...
dartagnanv 4 weeks ago
Scouttibal lecter?
Fuck, we're doomed.
mollyrulz9999 4 weeks ago
The life of a F2P Medic
jackedup400 4 weeks ago
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MetroGamerX 4 weeks ago
my reaction when battlemedic
DaKittamiau 4 weeks ago
That happened to me once.
Jacen47 4 weeks ago
Well then.
knapman22 4 weeks ago
Oh that Scout!
IrishSpore 4 weeks ago
WHAT THE HELL
cyb0rg2 4 weeks ago
..k
Jermann43 4 weeks ago
What just happened?
000MrM 4 weeks ago
Can you carve your signature into my abdomen?
alexsweeley 4 weeks ago
Jag kan inte heller sova.
Edaym 4 weeks ago
LOL
SuperStaticTV 4 weeks ago
F^CK
iCarb0n 4 weeks ago
fucking INCREDIBLE
AcolyteOfLulz 4 weeks ago