Santa Claus Caught On Tape Robbing Bank!

[XuseMe1]

he took his little red sack

AND pulled out a gun

AND told every budy to be still

AND blah blah blah AND

AND start asking for money AND

AND put it in the bag

[anncrystal123]

fake santa!!!!!1 boo!!!! naughty!

[GeorgeMcGuinty]

i thought the elves volunteered??

[casarela11]

Seriously, dressing up as Santa? Are you Kidding Me.

[SenshiNebula]

So that's how he gets the toys!

[gregg1944553]

YOU 8 YEAR OLDS WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET???...

SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!

[soukupb]

Lol when he said he had to pay his elves i bet he meant ho's

[chantiaunique]

don't this shit remind u of "friday after next" lmao

[RazziNDarkside]

reindeer games

[duellegend71]

and you trust this guy going into your house while you sleep

[TheBrownpridesurenos]

he needs the money for presents

[theprotectshade]

the gift that keeps on ROBBIN THESE MUTHAFUKAS

[yourflysunzipped88]

i like how the video say "bank robbery caught on tape" and nothing but pictures

[yassin166]

In United states of America banks rob you!

[XSC3]

Robbing Santa, arch nemesis of Phoenix Jones?

[ihateanthoney]

i guess even santa got hit hard by the reccesion

[pussyjuicedrinker99]

fucking rad

[pussyjuicedrinker99]

go santa go you need the money to feed your big belly!!

[pussyjuicedrinker99]

funny shit !!!

[NgonHua]

I GOT A GOOD IDEA!

lets rob a bank dressing like Santa Claus

[thegreatninjaman]

always thought santa was more of the pedo type....

[vividleo]

Great costume to rob anything

[sane8]

HO HO HO THANKS FOR THE 1000,s OF DOLLERS HAHA HOHO AND THE ELVS LOVED IT!!

[sage333obama]

@CKThriller8 hahaha

[2009killacam]

on the way out He was like -------" Now yall all have a VERY......MERRY...fuckin christmas "

[silentdomie]

LoL wat a beast

[RomZruleTeHworld]

oo, an Onion enemy

[all4uromeo]

Santa will be on his own naughty list.

[gatskillz]

paying the elves xD awesome!

[Jesse110]

You should Wikipedia the Santa Claus Bank Robbery. One of the most infamous bank robberies in Texas.

[syndeyinterloper]

hahahaha

[BumJuiceDrinker]

so i guess that means santa wont be stingy this christmas

[bikerkidnd]

357. Magnum for christmas lol

[cdguy24]

Toys aren't free

[captcrais101]

Santa you robbed a bank. Say it isn't so Santa. Kidding.

[madbasementlab]

Ho ho ho.....ly smokes just put the money in the bag.remener I see j when sleepy

[alexdelarge95]

rip David Cotton

[vuftbl1]

This guy's name is David Cotton. He robbed a bank on 3/17/10 (St Patricks Day) dressed in a Leprachaun costume and then fled. He and his getaway driver were pursued by police and got into a shootout. They both were killed. He was 21 years old.

[Amarx00]

LMAO, they should make it law that you get a lesser sentence if you wear a costume...

[ukfan00001]

he got shot on st pattys day robbing another bank dreesed as a leprechaun... no joke

[jimbrown257]

LOL! I wonder if there were any kids in the bank?

Have fun explaining that to them.

[dethcx22]

"The man dressed as Santa, made his get away with a sleigh which appeared to be pulled by 8 reindeer" "Police are searching the surrounding area and watching the sky."

[KingDribblz]

wow santa

stupid move

[balllliiiiinnnn]

Come on Santa claus is this a way to set an example to kids?

LOL

[royalblowno]

satans claws are coming to town

ruff translation

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Hohoho Merry christmas PUT ALL UR MONEY IN MY BIG FUCKING RED BAD hohoho!

[mizsippy]

SANTA got BALLS by the barrelful.

[prototype21]

Did the charge Santa 30% interested when they had a barrel of a gun pointed at them?

[atlant80]

HOHOHO Put the fucking money in the motherfucking bag! Hohoho!!! Santa's gotta pay his fucking Elves! HoHoHo!!!

[vincently1231]

damn this shit is in nashville. i live there, ive been in a cop car like that many times.

[NYCsPLAYA]

LMFAAOO im gonna rob a bank with santa suit now

[DTMTroy]

Good for this smart dude here. I hope he spent the money wisely and on people not himself. Stealing from the banks is ok by me. HAHAHAHA! or HOHOHOHOHO! I guess.

[JuanchoMan]

Ah-ahhahaha "little red bag" I lost it at that part.

[121jazzy]

Well, this is one of getting our money back from the banks!!

[Danovio]

hehehehehehe.. santa has to pay hes elves

[Joxman2k]

I don't see why anybody is shocked that Santa finally snapped.

Think about it, 364 days a year in the frozen Arctic working making toys, listing all the good and bad kids, everyone believes your not real, economy in bad shape, and then you are expected to deliver millions of gifts within 24 hours!

Plus you have the added stress of being shot at by American southerners protecting their shit!

:P

[treid100182]

at least Santa is smart enough to rob those who robbed the American people...

Santa = robbin hood.

[kokofan50]

doesn't work that way if you go after banks that did their job right

[treid100182]

@kokofan50...

Name 1 Bank that did their job right...

...because they all fucked us, especially BOA

[kokofan50]

i was tyalking about the small banks that don't have the power to do what the banks that got the bailout

[treid100182]

once again...

NAME ONE 'smaller' BANK that didnt fuck Americans over...

[kokofan50]

look at your local banks thet did

[moonodude17]

Grandma got ran-over by a reindeer, and I got shot by Santa!

[zippy3421]

this would probably make a good made for TV movie. "Santa robs a bank"

[clownubian]

bad santa...

[markhorneyuk]

HO HO HO BAH HUMBUG.

[EbonVoicez]

Santa is a G.

^^^ Joking.

[Idiotbox3000]

Santa gots to get paid, son. His 401K is slumping and Mrs. Claus wants a new mink for Christmas.

[Dealz1988]

Yeah son and Santa got to pay is Elves LOL

[TheSupermasterbasser]

I'd stab Santa

[Benzenering1004]

When the fuck are you guys gonna do this story..Geez! Talk about a juicy story! Stockton Hospital Doctor Charged with Stealing Dying Man's Rolex.

[RKCrystalSoul]

wish i thought of that first

[gregis22422]

lol This is too ridiculous hahahahahaha what????

[edupbeat]

yeah, i read this in the chicago sun times & damn near spit up my coffee!

[movingmovies1]

Grandma got hit up for her money by santa! Walking home from a bank on christmas eve!

[Badangel30]

That was dumb for the FBI to admit on TV! LOL

[KidzLegendKiller]

oh ya i saw this on the news da other night

[vidcritic07]

I'ma rob your bank ho, ho, ho!

LOL

[pufmama]

its not.....Bob Dylan.....is it?

[infiniteusername]

looks like the recessions effecting Santa too

[DeagleBeagle]

affecting*, effect is the noun, affect is the verb

[infiniteusername]

yes it is

[Dealz1988]

LOL DUDE THUMS UP

[MaxAime]

"i got shot by Santa" loll dat was rich

[mortallife1]

LOL

[Cutchswife]

Gotta love this guys sense of humour!

[gloryinmotion]

wasn't there a camera outside of the bank? how did he show up? in car? in a sleigh? lol

[affordnoshoes]

Well, the banks were pretty naughty this year. I'm guessing Santa thought coal wasn't enough.

[boomshamwow]

haha, "santa had to pay his elves"

[dizzyisme]

lol

OF COURRRRRSE

[RoseSkye]

Genius. :/ Now I'm not condoning this but who thinks about robbing a bank as... OH YEAH.. BAD SANTA! ~.~ Some dude watched a movie and got an idea.

[Morbideth69]

LOL,aw man this shit is too geto...

[TheFunkyDomination]

Santa NO!

[WellIAMScottish]

My local news station has reported more than a dozen bank robberies in the last week. Now, I don't believe in steeling and I could never support such actions, but I honestly think this is a sign that people are getting really desperate. There a lot of people suffering and when they have nothing else to lose, they will do everything they can to find a way out, including committing crimes that ensure if they are caught will land them in prison for decades. We need change.

[Humanicristarian]

We totally agree with you, WelllAMScottish!

[WhirlingWolves]

@WellIAMScottish

Of course it is a sign of desperation. The situation is dire.

Not only do we have soaring high unemployment and are still teetering on the edge of a great depression BUT we have a population so damn dumb that they will scream "SOCIALISM!" if a proposed solution is anything other than tax cuts for the already super rich elite.

We are no longer the land of opportunity for anyone other than rich corporations but it will take at least 10 years for most ppl to realize this.

[celt67]

I actually am Scottish. You're not.

[HulkSmashPunyHumans]

@celt67

Well great you ya fucking eejit.

[Vladimir0538]

Santa just ran out of money...how can he pay his elves, cause last time i checked they don't work for free.

[121jazzy]

The kids in that town are gonna get the best presents ever!!! They should be thanking Santa for going to work!

[gAwjus25]

ROTFLMAO!! hahah!! just finished crying from laughter :)

[preachersaredumb]

"ho-ho-HOLD UP!"

[feefee198423]

rolf

[MidgetKong]

it probably wouldn't be a good idea

but I'd want to tell him how awesomely funny the situation was.

I mean,robbing a bank to pay your elves?

that's fuckin' genius man.

[cheeseleader09]

Seriously, give me the money! My business is very important! Do you want to be on the naughty list? Huh? HUH? Yeah thats right, Ms. Cause is gonna be happy this Christmas! *runs out in to sedan*

[hobo8675309]

santa doesnt need to rob a bank to pay his "elves" because child laborers in china dont need a minimum wage salary

[luchpockets]

I still don´t understand why people are allowed to wear sunglasses into a bank, that´s your first clue !

[feefee198423]

what a dam shame hes ment to be jolly too lol

[LorentJovet]

Well, how do you think Santa pays for our toys, huh ?

[kingreg69]

Smartest criminal for the month!!! Easily.

[123JoeDeee]

jingle ballz!!!...santa's broke again?

[cerritoboy]

Fuck Ben!

[cerritoboy]

We have a naughty Santa!

[whoo689]

Lol. Even Santa's greedy in today's America

[okayillgonow]

He's gotta pay his elves? No. He has to pay his ho's.

[SirPurpalHaze]

All three of them

[dangerouslytalented]

His hos pay him.

But then again...

its hard out there for a pimp

riding in his sleigh all day...

[yokokurama11]

that robber must have ripped off the movie friday after next.

[frankinbolton]

HEY! Feeding reindeer costs money...they don't eat cookies and milk you know. Go pick on the ex-nazi pope or a pedophile priest. As a 1930's Coca-cola ad character....Santa is untouchable and sacrosanct!.

[Chris12163]

Haha what the hell, Santa carries lethal weapons now.

[EternallyGodless]

He is the lethal weapon :)

[Amberdennoa]

hmzuhh i am really bored and need some action... Anyone feelin the same way

[DSCMoo]

Gotta pay the elves lolololol

[Q2IN2Y]

they will not find him... roflmao

[Q2IN2Y]

lmao @ his reason for robbing them...

[DEEtoxEXCLUSIVE]

They wont catch this guy unless he does something really stupid, keep laying low good sir!

[halcyon0830]

Christmas is a PAGAN HOLIDAY (Saturnalia), Christmas has NOTHING to do with Christianity or Jesus Christ (Jesus was Born in Spring around April 17), and Santa is SATAN himself....

youtube(.)com/watch?v=hv3xoiPk uZc

youtube(.)com/watch?v=EyscGthi e68

essortment(.)com/all/christmas pagan_ rece(.)htm

essortment(.)com/family/paganp arenting_ sbrc(.)htm

essortment(.)com/all/historyof chris_ rlhb(.)htm

Only Pagans, Fake Christians, and some Satanists Celebrate Christmas and talk about Christmas.

[dangerouslytalented]

Yeah, Stop stealing our pagan holiday!

[godlywomann]

too bad u cant be so shore either! ha people kill me with he wasnt born on dec 25 of course he wasnt but that was the day people choose to celebrate is bday. sometimes i celebrate my bday on a diffrent day. and i know about how christmas really came about .....wasnt about christ. but i choose to thank god for jesus on that day anyway no harm in that!!!

[billytinkler]

fuck off. nobody wants to listen to you.

[dangerouslytalented]

Why are they calling him a dumb criminal?

He has not been caught yet...

The simplest solution would be to ban those wearing santa suits or anything that conceals the face inside banks.

They already ban motorcycle helmets from banks...

[Doc53]

lay yo mothafuckin ass down before you get an early christmas present

[edgeninja]

*Immediately conjures up images of Billy Bob Thorton*

[citizendieter]

if there really are so many dumb people out there as cenk says, I hope some guy robs a bank next easter in an easter bunny costume... only to realize that nobody wears an easter bunny costume on easter, and he's not blending in anywhere

[ICEGOD2]

Kris Kringle running a five finger discount. Oh hell no.

[zacky89]

Oh I didnt know that the recession hit Santa hard too, this year.

I guess his having his financial crisis.

[ogloosh]

Ho Ho Ho motherfucker.

[billytinkler]

fag.

[menthol5]

Where will it end? The Easter Bunny with a flamethrower? The Tooth Fairy with napalm? Kondike Barbie with an Uzi - wait, that's Sarah Palin. What sad times are these.

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

a silver sedan? that's not a very good impersonation then

[dangerouslytalented]

... pulled by twelve flying reindeer.

[MaladaptiveCatalyst]

@dangerouslytalented

oh CBS neglected to mention that last part...how typical of them to disregard important information. Santa was probably stealing money to help prevent against foreclosing on the North Pole.

[dangerouslytalented]

Well, due to global warming, his ice castle is in desparate need of repair.

[bigbother1]

should of asked santa for a bullet lol

[DillonX]

I saw Santa robbing a bank by the Christmas tree.

[Trollmaster21]

I bet any kid in the bank when this happened is gonna run like hell away from Santa next year. Should he get extra time because of this?

[megamarsvin]

I guess the bank director was on the naughty list.. Not surprising :p

[upabittoolate]

That's gangsta.

[Clone394]

wow santa must be feeling the resscion too

[nerxboy]

omg i hate the accent richlyn has...

[Oli3TB76]

Yep

[xxdonaldqxx]

Obama can dress like Santa and Harry Reid,Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the crooked scumbag politicos can dress like elves as they deliver the Christmas gift of health care reform while at the same time robbing and raping tax paying citizens.

[dangerouslytalented]

... and the lobbyists and bankers are the Grinch, who are busy not only stealing everybody elses presents, but taking HUGE bonuses and going into bank accounts and robbing them blind, leaving NOTHING in return.

[xxdonaldqxx]

yep!! Looks like we are getting screwed from every angle.

[jotunobsidianeyes]

Good thing they had that sign that said 'no guns allowed". Oh wait.

[Duobitdezo]

Somebody been watching Friday after Next to much.

[sinjinthule]

Well, come on, Santa is the world's leading B&E expert. How many chimneys does he slide down each year.

[whturschoice]

Toys cost money bitches.

santa

[purplefuzzythings]

Hardcore.

[upplsuckimcool16]

You're wrong Ben because when I saw this I IMMEDIATELY thought to myself. Man I can't wait till easter to rob a bank dressed as a bunny.

[TheMia168]

you can dressed up as Cenk any day of the year. Imaging Cenk reporting on youtube that someone dressed like him to rob a bank??? too funny!!!

[TheMia168]

of course with a face mask which made look like him as well...

[dangerouslytalented]

playboy bunny?

[Outkastisthegreatest]

Wat is this Next Friday? lol!!

[slickman32]

had to pay his elves loool

[SPLENOROUS]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Check out Tiger Woods a mistress carol remake!

[crumcon]

so Santa exist after all

[ART1975CZ]

What state was this ?....Is this Georgia ?

[Richardgwm]

I never trusted that jolly old soul.

[BRAZEN08]

"Santa has to pay some elves"!

[ViolentRiC]

Go to hell and take your friends with you.

[MrTommyjackson]

Shut the fuck up, troll.

[mrblob20]

That guy was right. Lay down and don't do anything. The bank has insurance. No point risking ur life it's only pocket change for banks.

[sobeboyzz]

You gotta admit thats a genius way to mentally bitchslap everyone involved.When I finally lose it,I can only dream of pulling some shit like this.

[PakizTUBE]

Guys Santa does need money 2 buy all the Gifts ......

hahaha. this happened 5 mins away from my house