Fake News Reporters Pick Up Women In Times Square - Dave and Ethan

[boab23]

Pimps !!! 

[casinoroyalplayer]

Thumbs up for hot girl @ 1:35

[DaveAndEthan]

@casinoroyalplayer both of our thumbs are up.

[littleenglish]

Ethan's a pretty damn good singer lmao

[DaveAndEthan]

@littleenglish thanks!

[karlkarlson12]

'really? thats scary.' hahahahahahahaha lol'ed hard

[ariannadutcher15]

"from....... the news" lol

[NicholasSpanos]

vampires!

[DaveAndEthan]

@NicholasSpanos where?!

[NicholasSpanos]

@DaveAndEthan Transylvanians!

[DaveAndEthan]

@NicholasSpanos True!

[BraidedLady]

back to you barbara.......see ya chris

[DaveAndEthan]

@BraidedLady chris and barbara are our faves.

[simbakafiri]

why do Black chicks in the US have to be the FAT ones?

[TheVickster321]

"Would you like a little boy?" HAHAH

[elitestar]

LOL THIS IS FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!

[ppcg25102]

@DaveAndEthan lol french is my first langage and you asked her if she'd like to be a grandma :) petit fils = great son

[DaveAndEthan]

@ppcg25102 We have no idea what we are doing.

[dimonai01]

@ppcg25102 actually they said petite fille, which is granddaughter

[ppcg25102]

@dimonai01 actually they said fils but the "s" was cut out by his mic. 

[ppcg25102]

@dimonai01 which he explained in an older commentairy

[DaveAndEthan]

@ppcg25102 true dat!

[TheIntunecatu]

i so admire you guys

[DaveAndEthan]

@TheIntunecatu And we admire you, you handsome fellow, you.

[ThePerfectConfidant]

I'm not sure if you guys know this, but you're subtitled translation "You would like a little boy?" is wrong. You said "fille", which is girl. I can't really understand what you said before that, though...

[DaveAndEthan]

@ThePerfectConfidant i think my my "s" got cut off by the mic. i said "fils" but it's hard to hear. ....FRENCH!

[EdwinjoseFeliz]

yoooo this ppl are sooo funny

[DaveAndEthan]

@EdwinjoseFeliz yoooo this comment are soooo awesome

[stomagg]

nice singing

[DaveAndEthan]

@stomagg nice commenting.

[jaehood109]

Dave&Ethan: "Are you looking for a long term american boyfriend while you're here?"

Girls: "Umm noo we are actually taken"

Dave*Ethan: "I think were done, Thank you guys"

Lmaooooooo

[Arklysirzirgas]

You guys arethe funniest people I've seen on YouTube, literally no fear. Please make more videos, you guys will be famous!

[DaveAndEthan]

@Arklysirzirgas wow, thanks! we hope you are right.

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan Sent a message to Simplepickup like you said I should, telling them you should do a joint-video...no response...you should contact them.

[CodyThatGhost]

Did you eat.. or are you going? "We're going"

Oh, How was your meal? "...I haven't been there yet."

Hahaha

[LIFalcons99]

that girl from Russian was hot !

[Guitardreams182]

These guys are way better and funnier than simplepickup

[DaveAndEthan]

@Guitardreams182 you make us blush.

[KrazyKrzysztof]

Cute moscow gals they found

[jyriiiii]

2:38 that's why we love Russia!

[imdavid123]

Haha 3:14, strong hoverhand you phaggot.

[wildchild2721]

hahahah! 'Im from transilvania actually'

'...Really..that's scary..........'

[homeboyZach]

To be honest I think you are gonna have to start goin with the older ladies if you know what i mean!!

[DaveAndEthan]

@homeboyZach that's fine with us...know of any nice nursing homes?

[pyrox369]

@DaveAndEthan lmao!!

[coder928]

You guys have to fuckin let me watch you do this shit live i live in new york lmao

[DaveAndEthan]

@coder928 sure, you can be the creepy guy who lurks in the background. girls will definitely be into that.

[memohavok]

Dat russian

[T810G]

moscow russian girls were hot

[DaveAndEthan]

@T810G they were, my friend. they were.

[drumaboy200]

korea give you good price

[PickupTVitalia]

Very funny, guys! Plus, that's a very good energy. If I didn't read you were not from the news, I would have believed it :)

Which news? Is it in new york? No. Just in.. our minds :)

No need to not be honest ;)

PS: I'm sure you know you don't need to be famous to be talking to girls... and that it's only a misconception... right?

[DaveAndEthan]

@PickupTVitalia are you SURE you don't need to be famous?

[PickupTVitalia]

@DaveAndEthan

100% :)

I meant to say "You don't need to be famous to go to talk to girls everywhere you want, everywhere you can.. and get laid" XD stop. I didn't mention anything about getting laid like a rockstar, lol.

[DaveAndEthan]

@PickupTVitalia good point.

[torithebutcher]

hahahahha nice one ethie.



[DaveAndEthan]

@torithebutcher thanks butchie.

[apocatie34]

Would you like a little boy? LOL child trafficking in times square

[eesskkiiss]

This is it :p

[Jowett1000]

anybody else notice the old black guy rocking the Perry the Platypus shirt at 0:32 

[Jowett1000]

HILARIOUS!!!!

[JZ5U]

Yeah call SimplePickup! youre just as awesome as them!

[StuartJones3]

@JZ5U simple pick up are better but i also like these guys

[Multi20001000]

little boy ahahha

[Multi20001000]

ahahah illegal immigrants

[714dilema]

U guys r too funny. Maybe u guys can try something out of wedding crashers the movie, that would be funny

[Tusak2Slick]

Too bad Roseman couldn't make this news special

[DaveAndEthan]

@Tusak2Slick We're still on the hunt for him...

[SupernovazENT]

SIMPLE PICKUP AND DAVEANDETHAN SHOULD DO A COLLAB!!! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE SO THEY CAN DO IT!

[DaveAndEthan]

@SupernovazENT we're down with that. anyone know the guys from SP?

[magicmc23]

@SupernovazENT simple pickup is on another level

[ThaLynx]

@magicmc23 not true man! it's a good battle! :D just watch the other daveandethan videos, especially the fake accents ones, sometimes their even funnier than Jason Jesse and Kong :D

[magicmc23]

@ThaLynx no way dude, jason kong jesse are way cooler. hip.

[SupernovazENT]

that russian girl was hot. Hope you guys didnt blow that one away

[bigsquez]

i love you guys!



[Paintballbeast09]

"Channel nanana news!" lmao

[landth78]

Where are all of the views that you deserve?!

[crazyhyperboy]

I love you guys! you're hilarious!

[Kudtenspaghetti]

nice one guys

[MrCaltec]

You guys have skillz. lol