Kyle Speaks: Tila Tequila is having her Brother's Baby?!

[JSMCBuckweat]

justin beiber sucks ass with gay people aka everyone i dont like. fuck you jb . no really die. come on lets go wanna fight. of course notvyour a puss. whats that oh you dont like will ferrel. WHAT! im gonna fucking kill you and throw you under a semi you little prick shit face dick hole. dont worry it will only hurt unbeilevably painfully and you will die you prick. dick. ass,

[JSMCBuckweat]

when i showed my cousin this he immeadeatly ran outside and cut the dick of a porqupine and proceded to try to shove it up justin beibers ass while having meagan fox give him a blowjob and also trying to cuss out charle sheen over the phone. in the process he shit his pants threw up all over meagan fox shot jhonyy appleseed in the foot and killed his ex wife with a toothbrush. shortly after he died after being run over repeatedly by a semi who thought he had run over a pile of shit. fuck you jb

[connor1687]

what i did last year over winter break. I killed a kid from school ( he was a compleat d-bag) with a penicl and after hideing his body in the woods i came back to were i left him with a chair. And proceeded to shove said chair up his ass. The hole thing. Now when i was done with that i loled and loled and loled and then walked away leaveing his rotting bodie there. : D

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

Kyle has a "Load" picture on his mac! Hell yeah!

[EverythingUnofficial]

jam sauce hahahaha

[Crazystunts551]

3:24 here's your bundle of chihuahua dicks kyle XD

[whitestorm918]

kyle the funniest and yet the most dumbest fucking thing i did over my winter break is fall on my god damn ass walking up the fucking road and my friend fell to one friend fell face first and my other friend fell over laughing like a fucking maniac my friends are the fucking best accept when they are fucking boring stupid fucking friends

[billiejoe5226]

Who do you think is better.you or damien

[RabbitReeves101]

y the hell did damian trip out like that?



[WafflesSong]

If I saw him coming at me on that snow mobil I wouldn't know weather to scream or fall to the ground and lmfao.

[SUPERLINKX2]

EEEEEEEEEHEHAHAHA!!! XD that cracked me up when you chased that dude with a snow mobile

[mjames4373]

over winter break I pissed on my window and ten seconds later my name was frozen on my window.

[devin3fan]

nice computer background metallica!

[mustaine1320]

january 6 is my bday

[Puglover122]

AHHHHHHH! YOUR FUCKING INTRO IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snoop18719]

Metallica

[littlemoocowmedow]

I love u kyle u r fucking hilarious!

[TheSerenityhuck]

welp, i guess cat litter and cat shit compacted in a taco taste pretty damn good =D

[themegabutterfish]

has anyone bothered to ask what that awesome intro music is?!!!

[jade24575]

@kinotanya sersiouly

[AbnerQuick]

Weren't there more Kyle Speaks videos than this? Now there are only 8 of the old videos left. I liked the old Kyle speaks videos but now most of them are gone. :(

[jade24575]

over winter i fucked alot of men

[facialwhiplash]

@jade24575 seriously???

[TheSUPERfan2011]

Hooooray for soyrce' thats not a word ;) hehehe i <3 u kyle.

[Dinoman217]

you mean that singing whore on youtube?

[Silversun15]

I like seeing Kyle getting the better of Damian for once lol

[MyKiana1234]

a teacher at my old school was a whale worlds girlfriend and we called her the sea sheperd whore hahah

[thekid22gamereview]

Here comes peter the cotton tail, walkin down the bunny trail XD

[MoronicNinjaLalala]

Um... I did many things probably falling in a bathtub and getting soaked having to walk around target in pink dog pjs and a spongebobshirt.... Then shoving a cookie up my aunt's nose and screaming snausage nose...

[TheArtOfCardistry]

:D :D :D Nice background on your computer!! Load - Metallica :)

[punisher31024]

Its official anyone in makemebad35 is crazy

[TheAdamhimself]

Kyles dad has a confederate flag on the wall. . .

[Epickiller69]

My bro slips in ice and sharted

[jedd9797]

Well....i went out to the duck pond, where i saw a duck, so i kicked it in the leg nd punctured its lung, and then read some dean kootz books coz hes better then steven king, i also watched a fuckload of your hilarious videos

[sadwowstorywatcher]

I fell down a well...

[Salger12]

Kyle is the spawn of rednecks lol. Glad to see you're educated

[starcat5447]

i blew up stuff!!! it wasawesome

[Joe198969]

Kyle if you were really a bounty hunter i say Kyle the bounty hunter tries to catch Joe198969 a.k.a. Joe Simpson a.k.a. Jimbo the big guy from wyoming that loves outdoors shit in an try and catch me broohahaha thingamajig

[kamagaku2]

can you make a playlist of Kyle Speaks?????

[PokemunSpritez]

besides your mom, um i raped a cow with my little cousin which turned out pretty badly since he ended up with a broken leg and there was a lawsuit against my mom somewhere in there but nothing too bad, ya know?

[theflyingcatz]

I got raped 3 times and then smacked and put in a mine cart and raped again then sent down a mineshaft

[wiseass1231]

This will be random but i have a good idea for you have you ever prank phone called a person of course you fucking did everyone has so call some random ass place maybe Taco Bell and turn on some porn for them to listen to iv also called card places and asked them if they sell cards then i asked what kind they said all kinds my reply "Well that was fucking helpful" Haha see woman have good ideas to believe it or not they fucking laughed at me.

[SupertheAxe13]

my cousin is having a kid yay i have my 16th nephew

[SupertheAxe13]

my cousin is having a brother baby

[cheeznizt]

fuck yea metallica at the beginning

[RaunaldoMoon]

Whats the video where Kyle is hiding in the plant in the intro???

[marshalsteve213]

the weirdest thing that happend to me on my winter break is i dislocated my elbow in a mosh pit the day before christmas eve

[gearsfan69]

this video was posted on my birthday WOO

[deerdestroyer2009]

I was riding a sled tied to the back of my cousins truck and crashed into a snow bank at 30 mph.It fucking sucked crocodile cock.

[TheStubbinstein]

WFFD

[GoldenWolfPictures]

3:06

the beeeep makes it sound like he said,  "crazy shit"

[whtsthfck]

2:25 what is that flag doing here ?...

[voorhees1]

1:08 and 2:56 and 3:03 and 3:37 my last reaction to my ex and carrots but i did all that and said O HELL NO

[TheBlitzBoy11]

taco bells tacos DO taste like kitty litter shit!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOL

[c4r50n1]

Don't talk shit about the bell... lol

[w33jonnybhoy]

thumbs up for the theme song

[darjake5000]

3:31 i actually pissed myself laughing

[galanoth142]

@Gvidas4001 @Mikilliaex Its FTW by mirrored theory

[galanoth142]

For The Win sorrry wrong title

[Mikilliaex]

yo kyle what is the song name to your intro I really like it :D respond back plz

[kinotanya]

you asked i answered i fell down a manhole full of frozen shit over winter break

[bananboats13]

@kinotanya thats intense

[hanmerboys]

your endidng intro is so fuckin funny

what are you doing

i have a present for you damian

slaps knee

played mirrored theory's FTW

gives finger

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGG

[deepseadivinwithdana]

This intro is beast every time. My friend and I always laugh our asses off when we see your creepy fruit hat type stare. Amazing.

[BlackLegion104]

Metallica!!

[urbanchaos20]

@BlackLegion104  fuck yeah. epic

[XxladyxlovexX]

i love the fact that you wore a maine corp hat

[XxladyxlovexX]

i love the fact that you wore a maine corp cover

[zombiebays]

jacking off?

[rapeingdingo]

HAHAHAHAHA let it load and keep pressing on 2:02 because who really gives a "hot shit about anything else"

[ohyahfire]

CONFEDERATE FLAG IN DADS HOUSE

[pocketmoney123]

LOL at the whale wars bit

[GrayDreadBand]

confederate flag?

[hehe799]

A whale ship desided to get pissed off and run over other ships on my 13th birthday. What the fuck.

[ILoveAdamLambert5212]

lol "why is my computer screen blank?" "what the f***!?!" XD

[maskedmoronXD]

Hmmm watched as my gf's cousin tried to hit on a girl and hot hit in the face with a pile of snow... Best way to celebrate Christmas watching a fellow Ginger get mother natures snow wha hudgets in his face as I sit with my gf drinking coffee. Merry flippin Christmas ya whoebags

[tkdking1000]

i didnt do shit

[jcuervo4499]

funniest thing ive done so far this winter break....make fake personal ads on craigslist for my friends. if it doesnt get flagged it stays up for 30 days. i like to call that "30 days of dongs"

[narutofreek44]

ur dad looks awesome

[TheEmoKid1019]

2:00.. epic..

[steveo6001]

the song is called mirrored theory for the win

[rct096]

REDNECK

[saintangerinc]

cmon how can you go master of pupets to load?

[TheIcedReaper]

Took a shit. Still shitting.

[RoxiPixi123]

I've had a bit of snow, not enough for the fucking best sport ever, sledding. :l

[lozahas]

Why does your father have a confederate flag?

[charliebrittable]

ive had NO SNOW AT ALL.......fucking retarded sky

[charliebrittable]

ive had NO SNOW AT ALL.......fucking retarded sky

[ScaryTeri101]

A confederate flag is in the backround, wtf?

[ericthechubby]

the funniest thing that happened over winter break was when i burried my brother in snow and left him there for an hour listening to him scream :)

[UshRough91]

'' i have a present for u Damian'' ... best part lmao

[jd18504]

lol chihuahua dicks are good though

[PivotSweden]

The most hillarious thing i did at winter break??

Building a snow fort with tunnels outta 15 meters of completely White SNOW!!

Thanks sweden for having the coldest winter in 90 years...

[Tatsuyoujo]

What's scary is I can actually see you being a bounty hunter.

[xXMADROX4LIFEXx]

4:07 he kinda sounds like jefar from alladin xDD good times good times

[MetalUpYourAss1994]

yeah, i kinda agree with ur dad. most of the people on youtube just sit there and play with their dick while posting stupid ass comments about useless shit. EX: YOUTUBE TOUGH GUYS

[zaorak5]

i wonder what kyles theme song would of been if he got a television show about being a bounty hunter

[lozahas]

ummmmm kyle?why is there a confederate flag in your fathers cabin?

[GJA8792]

yeah tacos and bein drunk... baaaad idea, found this out the hard way... in a dorm bathroom...

[MeetTheCryptid]

LMAO at your reaction to the dicks.

[kiokdok]

but the tacos are delicious

[butters34100]

dude your dads a fuckin redneck

[musicvideos61]

3:31 my reaction to broccoli at age 6 lollolololooll

[annasuarus]

@musicvideos61 FTW by Mirrored Theory

[jackassworldleader]

@musicvideos61 here comes peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail hippitis-hoppitis

[Fox8745]

omg i just noticed after 2:07 when saying shazam you sounded like snake!

if ya dont know who that is google solid snake..if im completaly wrong about this notify me and i will screw my self over by trying to eat, and choking on a pink fluffy unicorn doll made of cheezits and poop

[alleman13]

thats why you get the chicken brah

[okinawanpride86]

I poured warm soup all over my chest, and had hungry puppies come lick it off. Best Winter Ever

[matthewcassidy1]

say hobo the clawn dude

[FireSpiritKc]

OMFG!!!!! YES!!!! KYLE IS METAL! \m/ >.< \m/ before the computer screen turns off if you look closely you can see Metallica Load

[ZachyandEmi]

I can't stand Taco Bell, I like Taco John's! >.<

[WhiteWolfxBlackWolf]

Thumbs up if you think 3:35 to 3:43 is the best part XDDD

[purlekayo]

@WhiteWolfxBlackWolf no, you cant have my thumbs, i only have 2 and im going to need them T_T

[WhiteWolfxBlackWolf]

@purlekayo awwww... i'm sad now...

[purlekayo]

@WhiteWolfxBlackWolf fine

you may have my thumbs

T_T

[Bsexy40]

nice u made this on my bday :)

[medhurst4]

i fucked a monkey

[silverserpent100]

damion is a buttnard

[ChibiSuigetsu110]

Whys my computer screen black? WHAT THE FUCK!? XD

[WGGCMomoNChy]

what is the song?lmao.

[1510vostro]

@WGGCMomoNChy for the win by mirrored theory

[w33dl34fTV]

@WGGCMomoNChy for the win by mirrored theory, check out his myspace

[ROFLSpriten]

@LILE676 They also say the sauce can give you aids, but as soon as it hits the air. It can't

[95warman]

Went to intersite games 2010 it's a big 8 hour airsoft compatition

[demonquest54]

it was awesome when you were going on about the taco bell shit i was eating a grande meal from them and when he said everything about catshit and litter i looked at my food and went ".......thats.....just.....fuc­king.....dandydoo"

[MrChainsawFish]

where can u download the title song to this video?

[Blackbaron600]

blow a deers head off and slit a live rabbits throat and gut it :)

[Gvidas4001]

Whats the songs name?

[mommysantichrist]

@Gvidas4001 For The Win- Mirrored Theory

[uberari]

@Gvidas4001 mirrored theory-for the win

[turkeybalut]

@Gvidas4001 Mirrored Theory- For The Win

[disturbedsixx]

@Gvidas4001 ftw by mirrored theory

[annasuarus]

@Gvidas4001 FTW by Mirrored Theory

[OnePhotograph]

@Gvidas4001 Mirrored Theory - For The Win

[SiNMurderfaceHG]

@Gvidas4001 Jessica- Allman Brothers Band

[Hadouken471]

@Gvidas4001 for the win - mirrored theory

[kingreco2]

@Gvidas4001 someones probably already answered this but just incase, its For The Win by Mirrored Theory.

[yujiboo89]

@Gvidas4001 Mirrored theory - for the win! if you haven't found it

[NigaHigaMan100]

@Gvidas4001 Mirrored Theory - For The Win

[glitterpukerific]

@Gvidas4001 zomb he stole it from swiftkaratechop! just kidding :P

[c4r50n1]

@Gvidas4001 Mirrored Theory-For the Win.

[sammy1233214]

Metallica in the background on your mac :D what song were you listning to?

[fruityXfreshXman]

This episode madу me laugh the hardest I have this week. No joke. Probably because up here all my friends are constant taco bell customers. I however, refuse to eat there...anyway, your episode made me  wonder how many times they recycle thrown out tacos at taco bell...because those things SMELL.

[SPEEDLIMIT896]

0:06 LOLZ!!!

[desolatefix]

thats a Cock Iorn

[desolatefix]

a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing.

[rikrodgers]

@desolatefix best comment EVER! Lol

[ollyluvsu52]

haha lol ur like a redneck dog the bounty hunter no offense tho:D

[mcshadys]

Tila Tequila is having her Brother's Baby?! sounds like a typical mississippi family.

[314isabeast]

Metallica!

[Joe198969]

Kyle I want to meet your dad he seems fuckin hiliarious

[MrK33D4Y]

Nice flag on 2:26 Lol

[deathtoallize]

@MrK33D4Y so you think that the god damn confederate flag is good ?!?!

go fuck off you confederate piece of shit !!!!!!

i bet you think thatthe goverment should rembolish the 14 amendment you ass ramming ucle fucker

[MrK33D4Y]

@deathtoallize -.-" I never said it was just chill out man....

[thanatos71209]

@deathtoallize

dude you need to calm the hell down

[theadventuresofkuyan]

Well Kyle Down here we do not get winter breaks~

Down here jn australia we have to Sit through school in the freezing cold

And be put through Hour after hour of the same repetitive pig dick Subjects for 6 hours everyday. So basically my dick grows into a half retarded Center peed that has had four of its legs choped off and Two tiny fava beans behind it That were once testicals. The end

[brotzinthefire]

i killed santa

[HyperVegito]

HEY! Taco bell is delicious

[totomgs]

STOP AT 2:00 YOU LOOK LIKE A MUPPET HAHAHA KERMIT

[LifeIsFailandWin]

LOL!!!

[alexarmy3]

i went to six flags with my friends and my friend farted in the watch tower it was stinky

[donst28]

holly shit

[NoMatch4Me92]

2:43 ZOMBIE...

[linkueninja]

i fell down some icy stairs

[bloossucker911]

for some reason you and Damion sound a lot alike....

[AnimationAnimater12]

@bloossucker911 they're brothers

[bloossucker911]

@AnimationAnimater12 that would explain a lot then.

[the1withn0nam3]

@AnimationAnimater12 no ther not their roommates

[henry161928]

jamsauce in her hoohoo!

[kittehlovelynear]

you're a good singer :P

[kakashilover60]

well lets see here. I watched tons of your videos cause your fucking hilarious, went out to go eat some bbq, kill a man, and threw his left overs in the blender :D

[akz5500]

i grabbed some busy ass at a dance club while crumping to rudolph the red nosed reign deer.

and yes i had a mega boner.unfortunently that went away when i was greeted by a drunk 102 yr old virgin who forgot to put a bra on.they looked like two bowling balls in a soggy paper bag.

i friken love tacco bell its amazingggggggggggggg lol

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