Atheism: a tiny cosmic egg hatched giving birth to hungry fireballs that eat hydrogen and vomit out beams of power and sticky blocks. The sticky blocks snapped together until a group of them magically became a big blue ball, which sprouted talking animals. But they didn't fall off because a mystical force pulled on their feet. They talked by squeezing bags of air over living musical instruments which sent notes to tiny drums attached to a computer inside their heads that was built by no one.
@Ap0l0gia Your "atheism" story is missing just one element to make it Christian:
A cosmic, invisible Sky Fairy who never began to exist and nobody created, who is infinitely smart, infinitely powerful, is his own daddy, doesn't like condoms, and is infinitely loving but will torture non-Christians forever is somehow a SIMPLER explanation than, say, an eternally changing and expanding multiverse which resulted from a random quantum vacuum fluctuation (or fluctuations.) WTF!!!
Jesus died a horrible death and was raised again on the third day. He did all this to save you from your sins as a ransom for you. He rose from death to give you eternal life. The world is coming to an end. Call upon the name of the Lord and be saved. He's coming back soon. Jesus loves you! :)
@almostmidnightdesign jesus will eat your brains. seriously, there was some guy named jesus apparently. but he didn't rise from the dead like a loaf of bread. don't be an idiot. it's a parable. you are roasting in hell for being a literalist. is it worth it?
Hey mommy look at all the anti-Gods. Years ago fools like you believed the earth floted on the back of a turtle. You clown are so cleaver (snicker). Tell me oh smart ones. How small is small or big is big? Tell me about strings. What exactly is gravety and why does it work? When did time start and when will it stop? People took a chance and wrote a book. Where is YOURS I look forward to it. Or are you like Hitler/Mao?
@Dallouez Not looking for attention. Just for people who make sense. Maybe you have something to say, but use sentences that are comprehensible to say it, please. At least that last reply was cogent.
@davidfsnyder DENIAL, DENIAL... Attack might help your feelings but NO ONE is listening. Clearly YOU are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. I don't care what I write in my 10 seconds here, but YOU do. PS why have checkers when some jerk on youyube will correct your spelling (like you). Go bug someone else.... BYE
@Dallouez Denial, projection, all weapons in your arsenal, the arsenal of carelessness, of someone who says nonsense but then gets offended if someone calls him on it. We've all been there, including you now. The emperor has no clothes, but in the story, it took public humiliation for the emperor to see that he'd been hoodwinked.
hes a fictional character...he exists as an idea and thats all...same thing with gods its all made up bullshit
and the "something came from nothing" argument i leave to the creationists....as far as the singularity that existed before the big bang i just say i dont know...and you dont need to know everything to know that the bible (and thus the biblical god) is bullshit
i can actually prove that diseases arent caused by evil spirits...
Atheism is pretty simple. We managed to either escape the delusion of sky daddy worship, never brainwashed or indoctrinated in the first place, never heard of god/jesus/yahweh, don't see any evidence to 'believe' in any gods, understand that holy books which religions rely on for their dogma, are not to be taken literally, understand that we actually have knowledge about things that drop kick holy books.
It's the default position. Theism claims the existence of gods, not us.
ya but you believe the universe was created in some way some how rite ? is it realy anymore delusional to think a higher being created everything. over one large explosion that appeared out of no where. what was before that. there are atheist churches books of atheism sure theres no worship but realy its basicly the same thing.
Wow, a bigot too. Who would have thunk it. Not only do you believe in the following things listed but you even exhibit racism. Glad I don't know you.
-snakes with vocal chords, virginal births, resurrections, people living over 900 yrs, Adam and Eve in a garden, incestuous start to Mankind 2x, global floods, big boats carrying all the creatures of the world for many months, flat earth, Sun orbiting the Earth, creation, sky daddy, sky daddy's son, and many more fairytales. All w/o evidence. Wow
wow i dont despise or have hatred for any race i just enjoy using slurs and dumbfuck i never said i belonged to any faith. FUCK u FAGGOT<--(idont hate gays)
@thewirrow but when that something is the god of the bible, people look pretty stupid if they believe in that with all the holes in it and the archaic beliefs.
she's young, so there isn't much effort needed on her part to at least attract some male viewers that will support her fully for no good reason,
you are socially unacceptable. you need help in order to be socialized into society in the US and the world. with your attitude of spewing out hatred towards anyone you deem fit, you are risking being arrested in the new obama regime.
"God is not Mocked, whatsoever a Man Sows, that shall He also Reap. He that sows to his Flesh, shall of the Flesh reap Coruption, but He that Sows to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap Everlasting Life."
lol your funny :] i just came across this and im like wth zombie jesus? so i clicked on it :] well anyways i no way late but im not entering but like i said u r funny i was just looking for your other videos :] when u said do it tht reminded me of wht i did to my friends lol i said it the same way also xD
Hmmm I think this is a bit... well ofensive to people who are Christians and love and know Jesus Christ (like me)... It just doesn't seem right calling Him a 'zombie' and all that :S
BUT in saying that I'd also like to say some people have left comments which are frankly just mean and there is no need for that (I read one juts before!!)
By the way, I think you look like Bella from twilight!! (awesome book!!) or what I think she should look like anyway!!
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this is lame and a cheap shot to mock Jesus. I thought you were actually funny when i saw the Brittney impression, now you are a dumb Godless bitch. this is so stupid. someday when you die and he tells you to depart from him and your carried into hell, kicking and screaming, you will regret your blasphemy. enjoy Hell you stupid cunt.
jesus was just a person not a god get over it. i mean in the bible it says anything you pray for will be granted to you but if you pray for cancer to end it doesnt. also if jesus was resurrected why doesnt he come anymore. he came back 2 days later supposedly and proved to those people he was god. why doesnt he prove it to us. you know why? because he was just a bastard child who talked out against an empire and he was killed because of that. hes a myth. a superstition.
Ok so first off If u pray God NEVER said it would be granted. If it's God's will-it will be granted. and why doesn't God prove himself now, well fist off were would the Faith come in? and secoundly There is tons of proof the Bible is real that people don't like 2 talk about... like the jews becoming a nation again which was predicted in the Bible, the dead sea scrolles look into that. talk to me about it and i'll tell u. and lods of people are confused about what it means 2 b a christian ask me
4) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)
i bet you're thinking..... touche... or wait... let me guess.... what jesus really means here is ....(bullshit justifications)
When u ask, u do not reseive, becouse u ask with wrong motives, that u may spend on YOUR pleasures.James 4:3. God will only answere ur prayers if its HIS will. My uncle died of canser, i'm sure he prayed for it to go away, i know i did, but God used his death for lots of people to get saved. People r vary selfish, give me this give me that,and if it doesnt get answered we get all mad when he DIED for u. Not 2 sound all preachy thats not what i'm about, Message me and we can talk.
I'm just going to throw this out there: if you are trying to make an intelligent argument against someone, you should probably have at least a decent grasp on grammar and spelling, because your points lose a lot of validity when they are butchered like this.
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You clearly need to get your facts right before making such ridiculous comments. Debating the existence of Jesus is just like debating the existence of Julius Caesar. There is solid evidence. The Bible is treated by historians and scholars as a historical document. Jesus does not need to prove himself to you, the question is about faith. Nowhere in the Bible does it ever say if you pray for something you will get it. You're entitled to views but get your facts straight before you share them.
Use simple logic to work tht one out. Julius Caesar existed before Jesus did. There is mch more evidence to support Jesus' existence. It seems pointless to discuss anything further than that with people so ignorant they aren't prepared to read the documents about his life so I speak from a merely historical view. It is up to anyone what they believe and if you have indeed read the Bible I take back my comment but I wish people wouldn't make careless judgements about things they don't understand.
If you would have, you wouldve got that I think that Jesus excisted, and is a historical person. What I dont think is that he was the son of god. I also think that Julius Caesar excisted, but that has nothing to do with neither god or Jesus.
And yes, it's a very bad metaphor for a person who has just said that she/he believes that Jesus excisted.
That comment was written before and thus was not directed at you. I know you said that you think that he existed but my point was how can you say you don't think he is the son of God if you haven't read up on it? To make a silly comparison on the same subject it's rather like saying "yeah Caesar existed but he wasn't the emperor of Rome". We read historical books from time to time but is the Bible just too long to be bothered with?
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stupid girl you need more sex!
Leave Jesus, bitch!puta do caralho vai tomar no seu cu sujo.Vaca aprende minha lingua e responde. Voce nao tem o ke fazer, vai se fuder.Respeite a religiao dos outros,vai trabalhar vagabunda!
I'm supposed to be working yet there's all these videos of a funny, pretty British gal... these conundrums plague me so! That last part kinda sounded like Stallone. Can you make an impression vid?
Holy cow fallenagnel01033, you have some strong feelings about this.
Well, I thought it was funny :)
ps: Who is to say she knows nothing of the holiday? And if it is society that has made the meaning of the tradition unclear, take it up with society, not her.
alll you do is fucking bash ppl and make fun of them...
and easter is about jesus rising from the dead and going into heaven, not about fucking easter eggs and bunnies, thts what soceity has made it out to be, you retarted frog.
and zombies arent reall you dumbass.
and whether you are a christian or not its not cool to bash something you obviously know nothing aboutt..
You got that right! I love the the paperlilies videos, but this is just to "fuck up" and wrong. I don't think she knows that Jesus is love and that the people hows follow hem CAN be bad. Unfortunately, some people draws the conclusion because of this that Jesus is bad, stupid , etc. Well i can tell you one thing. He is NOT!
uhm when you say assy people, i do hope you mean papperlillies, because shes making an ass out of herself by bashing christianity....
and you know what? jesus would want me to defend my faith and i did. would he want me to say a few choise bad words. no he wouldnt. and you know what? thats between me and God. not you so fuck you bitch.
LOL.. That was fun.. And I always am amazed how some uptight people get their panties in a wad (yeah..that includes the self-righteous pricks) when someone makes fun of their beliefs, but are very vehement in their condemning others' beliefs.. Some people just need to grow up and learn to see the lighter side of things and have a laugh, without being ridiculously uptight.. Oh well..
See young woman teach hatred of Christians. See some people buy into it. See young woman teach more hatred of Christians. See more people believe it. See violence start against Christians. See Christians react to the violence against Christians. 200 hundred years from now see politically correct left wing historian blame historical violence on Christians.
Raviscerator, I haven't been to church since 1990. I am definitely not a fanatical Christian. However, I know hatred when I see it, wether it's against Christians, minorities, or whatever. It amazes me how many times I see it and the poster doesn't even realize they are doing it. That was the point of my post.
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why would he eat us u dumb ass he stood for peace and for kindness dumb bitch that dosent even sound legit why would he come after us with eggs and chocolate u dumb ass bitch
Why don't you leave the Christians in peace? Spitting at thousands of years of tradition, faith, prosecution, history and ridiculing someones hope for eternal life speaks volume for itself.Scum always targets innocent and weak. Do it with Muslims bitch and let's see how they come after your empty head filledwith your gods of handbags,bullshit,tvjunk and other trash, these are your gods so stick your asshole to them and fuck off from Believers. Jesus Christ is my Lord,you just stick to your gods
Then go suck Jesus's resurrected dick and fuck off to heaven or wherever your judgemental ass is going to go when as you christians like to put it "step on to eternity."
im sorry ur such a angry person i will pray to jesus to soften ur heart brizzlerman i feel bad for u i hope u find god soon so u can change ur life around
im sorry ur such a angry person i will pray to jesus to soften ur heart brizzlerman i feel bad for u i hope u find god soon so u can change ur life around
sorry but that prick was being a prick to paperlilies and talking stupid shit and being a douche you all should go pray for yourselves that you can grow a pair of nuts and stop using Jesus' nuts as your own to get up in peoples space and spout false Christianity at them, you all can continue getting spanked and then turn the other ass cheek.
I`m not blaming anyone for anything, what angers me is that some people seem to think its OK to step on other people because they think its funny. Emotionally stunted?? maybe, you would be what?? mentally challenged because "you" think its OK to do something because "you" think its OK?? I`m glad your not asking to be treated special, don`t expect it from the world when you fall flat on your face. Go back to your make belief world in video games.
brandish Blasphemy end in bitter regret in the meantime ingenuos proudhearted flags the ideology of spontaneous creation.
Roody4594 1 month ago
I want to marry you so badly
bloopsalot 10 months ago
Atheism: a tiny cosmic egg hatched giving birth to hungry fireballs that eat hydrogen and vomit out beams of power and sticky blocks. The sticky blocks snapped together until a group of them magically became a big blue ball, which sprouted talking animals. But they didn't fall off because a mystical force pulled on their feet. They talked by squeezing bags of air over living musical instruments which sent notes to tiny drums attached to a computer inside their heads that was built by no one.
Ap0l0gia 11 months ago
@Ap0l0gia Your "atheism" story is missing just one element to make it Christian:
A cosmic, invisible Sky Fairy who never began to exist and nobody created, who is infinitely smart, infinitely powerful, is his own daddy, doesn't like condoms, and is infinitely loving but will torture non-Christians forever is somehow a SIMPLER explanation than, say, an eternally changing and expanding multiverse which resulted from a random quantum vacuum fluctuation (or fluctuations.) WTF!!!
bjggjb 10 months ago
Piss off, ya wanker.
84wide 1 year ago
Jesus is not a good person he is not a savior ,and he love to see animal get drowned ( Mark 5:12-13 )
rickylovehorror86 1 year ago
hot atheist girl :p
selearemus 1 year ago
@selearemus She's hot..... But she's also brittish.... Nah, fogbreathers are hot.
MichaelThiem 1 year ago 2
@deathbygoose nice people, yes. but clueless.
davidfsnyder 1 year ago
brilliant!
davidfsnyder 1 year ago
Jesus died a horrible death and was raised again on the third day. He did all this to save you from your sins as a ransom for you. He rose from death to give you eternal life. The world is coming to an end. Call upon the name of the Lord and be saved. He's coming back soon. Jesus loves you! :)
almostmidnightdesign 1 year ago
@almostmidnightdesign jesus will eat your brains. seriously, there was some guy named jesus apparently. but he didn't rise from the dead like a loaf of bread. don't be an idiot. it's a parable. you are roasting in hell for being a literalist. is it worth it?
davidfsnyder 1 year ago
white girls are cute.
macrofilesmovies 1 year ago
@macrofilesmovies this one is.
davidfsnyder 1 year ago
Hey mommy look at all the anti-Gods. Years ago fools like you believed the earth floted on the back of a turtle. You clown are so cleaver (snicker). Tell me oh smart ones. How small is small or big is big? Tell me about strings. What exactly is gravety and why does it work? When did time start and when will it stop? People took a chance and wrote a book. Where is YOURS I look forward to it. Or are you like Hitler/Mao?
Dallouez 2 years ago
@Dallouez stop drinking.
davidfsnyder 1 year ago
@davidfsnyder Psychologists call this behavior PROJECTION. Get some serious help. Looking for attention are you ? Keep on youtube.
Dallouez 1 year ago
@Dallouez Not looking for attention. Just for people who make sense. Maybe you have something to say, but use sentences that are comprehensible to say it, please. At least that last reply was cogent.
davidfsnyder 1 year ago
@davidfsnyder DENIAL, DENIAL... Attack might help your feelings but NO ONE is listening. Clearly YOU are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. I don't care what I write in my 10 seconds here, but YOU do. PS why have checkers when some jerk on youyube will correct your spelling (like you). Go bug someone else.... BYE
Dallouez 1 year ago
@Dallouez Denial, projection, all weapons in your arsenal, the arsenal of carelessness, of someone who says nonsense but then gets offended if someone calls him on it. We've all been there, including you now. The emperor has no clothes, but in the story, it took public humiliation for the emperor to see that he'd been hoodwinked.
davidfsnyder 1 year ago
why who is SHOUTING at you to believe in god....?
thewirrow 2 years ago
Agnostic..
Atheist...
Agnostic = maybe there is a BATMAN...but i dont have proof
Atheist = no there really is no batman..grow up
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
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thewirrow 2 years ago
"but there is a batman"
...no there isnt
hes a fictional character...he exists as an idea and thats all...same thing with gods its all made up bullshit
and the "something came from nothing" argument i leave to the creationists....as far as the singularity that existed before the big bang i just say i dont know...and you dont need to know everything to know that the bible (and thus the biblical god) is bullshit
i can actually prove that diseases arent caused by evil spirits...
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
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thewirrow 2 years ago
no, but its the most popular one and the one your most likely to encounter in these fun little debates
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
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VampiroDeLaFrontera 2 years ago
i hate it when ppl say there atheist its just like beleiving theres a god....
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
Not quite fuzzy.
Atheism is pretty simple. We managed to either escape the delusion of sky daddy worship, never brainwashed or indoctrinated in the first place, never heard of god/jesus/yahweh, don't see any evidence to 'believe' in any gods, understand that holy books which religions rely on for their dogma, are not to be taken literally, understand that we actually have knowledge about things that drop kick holy books.
It's the default position. Theism claims the existence of gods, not us.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
ya but you believe the universe was created in some way some how rite ? is it realy anymore delusional to think a higher being created everything. over one large explosion that appeared out of no where. what was before that. there are atheist churches books of atheism sure theres no worship but realy its basicly the same thing.
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
fuzzy
Good luck with that brain damage.
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
saxman
good luck with that anal reconstruction from taking to many nigger dix
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
Wow, a bigot too. Who would have thunk it. Not only do you believe in the following things listed but you even exhibit racism. Glad I don't know you.
-snakes with vocal chords, virginal births, resurrections, people living over 900 yrs, Adam and Eve in a garden, incestuous start to Mankind 2x, global floods, big boats carrying all the creatures of the world for many months, flat earth, Sun orbiting the Earth, creation, sky daddy, sky daddy's son, and many more fairytales. All w/o evidence. Wow
saxmanchiro 2 years ago
wow i dont despise or have hatred for any race i just enjoy using slurs and dumbfuck i never said i belonged to any faith. FUCK u FAGGOT<--(idont hate gays)
altho i luvd the way u described that lol
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
not created came to be
and it seems you dont know anything about the theory if you can compare it to the magic man in the sky theory
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
i know enough to make my oppinion on it i dont see what makes god any harder to beleive then a random explosion coming from no where
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
again thats becose you dont know what yor talking about
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
okay then enlighten me
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
with a 500 letter limit?
type this on the search engine
The Evidence For The Big Bang In 10 Little Minutes
if you can find the time for education
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
dude that dnt explaine where it came from how it happend or anything other then how far back it happend rly
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
it wasnt supposed to
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
oh well then i guess i did know what i was talking about cuz i already knew all that
fuzzyslippers0 2 years ago
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thewirrow 2 years ago
@thewirrow but when that something is the god of the bible, people look pretty stupid if they believe in that with all the holes in it and the archaic beliefs.
mikesinner69 2 years ago
then what do you call people who dont belive in god?
Dreamerx47 2 years ago
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wow you are going to hell for mocking jesus. you think you can get away for this sin you just committed. i hope you die you demon!
Andyfuture3 2 years ago
wow are u a Christian? If so you're such kind-hearted people :) not
tipsytinkerbell 2 years ago
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ronbo93 2 years ago
No Easter Zombie Contest for 2009??? It should be an annual tradition!!!
blackturtleus 2 years ago
I agree, I had such great expectations :)
manudosde 2 years ago
Your mocking the son of god!!! I hope he eats you first!!!
goddessfukk 2 years ago
you sound so nice it really makes me want to become a Christian because you sound so kind-hearted wishing others to be eaten :D
tipsytinkerbell 2 years ago
she's young, so there isn't much effort needed on her part to at least attract some male viewers that will support her fully for no good reason,
you are socially unacceptable. you need help in order to be socialized into society in the US and the world. with your attitude of spewing out hatred towards anyone you deem fit, you are risking being arrested in the new obama regime.
sheshola 3 years ago
who do you think you are? mocking anyone's religeous beliefs! openly judging someones sacred religion on youtube of all places. cheap shot woman.
what kind of person thinks she can make a mockery of someone else's sacred beliefs? and why would she????
But you too have to answer to GOD in the end!!
So be careful.
hope you find GOD and some kind of respect and love for others, which is what life is about.
Shesh
sheshola 3 years ago
come on people this really goes too far
demonslayer55555585 3 years ago
i laughed a little and now i feel bad.....
i heart jesus!
roxybaby0113 3 years ago
"God is not Mocked, whatsoever a Man Sows, that shall He also Reap. He that sows to his Flesh, shall of the Flesh reap Coruption, but He that Sows to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap Everlasting Life."
preachhellsfire 3 years ago
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ZombieJesus? Very wrong and unrespectful.
Interesting what people do to get attention. I pray for you.
letterbox85 3 years ago
la berdad no te entiendo casi nada pero solo te digo k estas reeee linda
joni0085 3 years ago
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zombie Jesus? you athiests are just faggots.
SavannahAndMichelle 3 years ago
How christ-like of you. *eyeroll*
BalthzarSS 3 years ago
If haven't quite got it yet: The intention of the contest is to offend.
ByT3R 3 years ago
For the word of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
1 Corinthians 1:18-31
Paracelsus2012 3 years ago
lol your funny :] i just came across this and im like wth zombie jesus? so i clicked on it :] well anyways i no way late but im not entering but like i said u r funny i was just looking for your other videos :] when u said do it tht reminded me of wht i did to my friends lol i said it the same way also xD
TasmanianTiger95 3 years ago
unique concept. I hope you're not a Jesus hater though. I mean, what did he ever do to you?
dsouth01 3 years ago
hola
djimo6 3 years ago
Hmmm I think this is a bit... well ofensive to people who are Christians and love and know Jesus Christ (like me)... It just doesn't seem right calling Him a 'zombie' and all that :S
BUT in saying that I'd also like to say some people have left comments which are frankly just mean and there is no need for that (I read one juts before!!)
By the way, I think you look like Bella from twilight!! (awesome book!!) or what I think she should look like anyway!!
moosicalfan 3 years ago
as always,a beautiful face with a dumb brain talking absolute nonsense
sanjayrock1 3 years ago
exactly!
SavannahAndMichelle 3 years ago
Embrace islam and I will love you.
AvoidHell 3 years ago
Embrace my tool and I will pay you.
castletriglav 3 years ago 2
Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty
manudosde 3 years ago
Ur athies.. btw u look better in Blonde hair!!
Patriik23 3 years ago
lol pls speak a little bit slower xD
love ya
Martin1417 3 years ago
"And zombie Jesus may very well eat your soul."
And your brains!
ByT3R 3 years ago
This little freak has NO brains, that's why she dares advertise herself in front of thousands, and posting as stupid comments as she can spurt.
debalazo 3 years ago
So your criticizing her for being original and creative?
ByT3R 3 years ago
gj cutie fuck them haters they only sinning judging you LOL
xlioilx 3 years ago
I think this is pretty damn funny. All you christian yahoos need to loosen up.
barbariantrey 3 years ago
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You're too narrow minded to see
how offensive this video can be to other people
with beliefs different than yours and you think
you're making urself look smart but you are just 1 insecure shallow lowlife who doesnt deserve a good God. Hope you see yourself as ugly as u rily r
easybtwo 3 years ago
too dumb. no brains.
debalazo 3 years ago 2
I never thought about Easter like that.
Lol.
SammyHugsYew 3 years ago
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this is lame and a cheap shot to mock Jesus. I thought you were actually funny when i saw the Brittney impression, now you are a dumb Godless bitch. this is so stupid. someday when you die and he tells you to depart from him and your carried into hell, kicking and screaming, you will regret your blasphemy. enjoy Hell you stupid cunt.
1morningsun 3 years ago
c de la grosse merde mdr g rien compris sa a lair tro pourri
lastar84100 3 years ago
she talks funny
jannonymous 3 years ago
I love you!!!!
mmtt2008vesp 3 years ago
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I hope you burn in Hell. Cant wait for you to die DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT JESUS THATS MEAN TO CHRISTIANS so yeah fuck off
lostseagirl 3 years ago
jesus was just a person not a god get over it. i mean in the bible it says anything you pray for will be granted to you but if you pray for cancer to end it doesnt. also if jesus was resurrected why doesnt he come anymore. he came back 2 days later supposedly and proved to those people he was god. why doesnt he prove it to us. you know why? because he was just a bastard child who talked out against an empire and he was killed because of that. hes a myth. a superstition.
gamer10166 3 years ago 2
Ok so first off If u pray God NEVER said it would be granted. If it's God's will-it will be granted. and why doesn't God prove himself now, well fist off were would the Faith come in? and secoundly There is tons of proof the Bible is real that people don't like 2 talk about... like the jews becoming a nation again which was predicted in the Bible, the dead sea scrolles look into that. talk to me about it and i'll tell u. and lods of people are confused about what it means 2 b a christian ask me
tubbyflip 3 years ago
4) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)
i bet you're thinking..... touche... or wait... let me guess.... what jesus really means here is ....(bullshit justifications)
hootieismydog 3 years ago
When u ask, u do not reseive, becouse u ask with wrong motives, that u may spend on YOUR pleasures.James 4:3. God will only answere ur prayers if its HIS will. My uncle died of canser, i'm sure he prayed for it to go away, i know i did, but God used his death for lots of people to get saved. People r vary selfish, give me this give me that,and if it doesnt get answered we get all mad when he DIED for u. Not 2 sound all preachy thats not what i'm about, Message me and we can talk.
tubbyflip 3 years ago
I'm just going to throw this out there: if you are trying to make an intelligent argument against someone, you should probably have at least a decent grasp on grammar and spelling, because your points lose a lot of validity when they are butchered like this.
carmadillotanzen 3 years ago
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You clearly need to get your facts right before making such ridiculous comments. Debating the existence of Jesus is just like debating the existence of Julius Caesar. There is solid evidence. The Bible is treated by historians and scholars as a historical document. Jesus does not need to prove himself to you, the question is about faith. Nowhere in the Bible does it ever say if you pray for something you will get it. You're entitled to views but get your facts straight before you share them.
mcbill88 2 years ago
Existence of Jesus as a person in history and someone rising from the dead and going to the space are two different things.
Yes, Jesus prob existed as a random person who claimed he was the son of god, and was he? Most probably not.
And Jesus and Julius Ceaser :::DD Im not even gonna start on that...
whitebeam 2 years ago
Use simple logic to work tht one out. Julius Caesar existed before Jesus did. There is mch more evidence to support Jesus' existence. It seems pointless to discuss anything further than that with people so ignorant they aren't prepared to read the documents about his life so I speak from a merely historical view. It is up to anyone what they believe and if you have indeed read the Bible I take back my comment but I wish people wouldn't make careless judgements about things they don't understand.
mcbill88 2 years ago
Seriously? DID you even read my comment? No?
If you would have, you wouldve got that I think that Jesus excisted, and is a historical person. What I dont think is that he was the son of god. I also think that Julius Caesar excisted, but that has nothing to do with neither god or Jesus.
And yes, it's a very bad metaphor for a person who has just said that she/he believes that Jesus excisted.
whitebeam 2 years ago
(Sorry for 2. reply, the other one got full)
And also, "Jesus does not need to prove himself to you, the question is about faith", doesn't sound like 'merely historical view' to me.
whitebeam 2 years ago
That comment was written before and thus was not directed at you. I know you said that you think that he existed but my point was how can you say you don't think he is the son of God if you haven't read up on it? To make a silly comparison on the same subject it's rather like saying "yeah Caesar existed but he wasn't the emperor of Rome". We read historical books from time to time but is the Bible just too long to be bothered with?
mcbill88 2 years ago
*Loooonnggg siiiggghhh*
Being the son of god, dying, and then rising up to heaven is supernatural.
Being the emperor of Rome isn't.
Amirite?
whitebeam 2 years ago
How about Zombie Moises, Zombie Abraham. Ok if you`re jewish you believe that Moses parted the water? or not? hahahahaaaha.
elvislandia74 3 years ago
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stupid girl you need more sex!
Leave Jesus, bitch!puta do caralho vai tomar no seu cu sujo.Vaca aprende minha lingua e responde. Voce nao tem o ke fazer, vai se fuder.Respeite a religiao dos outros,vai trabalhar vagabunda!
elvislandia74 3 years ago
you're gorgeous!
ErikVaughnDillinger 3 years ago
Funny, she doesn't look jewish
novice8814 3 years ago
Paperlillies: how was your Bat Mitzvah?
novice8814 3 years ago
Alright. 3 comments.
You are, very attractive.
Omg, that is so terrible for JEBUS!
Last and by far the most important, do you get paid for that Adsense? or is that controlled by youtube? As in, you don't get anything from it?
superearthbender 3 years ago
Everybody calm the fuck down, religion deserves to be made fun of
firesteel1 3 years ago 10
I'm supposed to be working yet there's all these videos of a funny, pretty British gal... these conundrums plague me so! That last part kinda sounded like Stallone. Can you make an impression vid?
qchad 3 years ago
you're really pretty! ;)
RickyBrant15 3 years ago 2
This is really sad. I pitty you.
funkyboyg 3 years ago
@ Paperlilies
Just read the bible will ya?? Jesus has nothing to do with that stupid easter bunny's and others.
trusyt2007 3 years ago
well done,
dont be such an ass.
ClaudiaSwann 3 years ago
Right :s
trusyt2007 3 years ago
that's not the fucking point.
RickyBrant15 3 years ago
Thank you for your speech. That was lovely XD
trusyt2007 3 years ago
oh yeah! anytime!
RickyBrant15 3 years ago
Holy cow fallenagnel01033, you have some strong feelings about this.
Well, I thought it was funny :)
ps: Who is to say she knows nothing of the holiday? And if it is society that has made the meaning of the tradition unclear, take it up with society, not her.
loveilygirl 3 years ago 2
alll you do is fucking bash ppl and make fun of them...
and easter is about jesus rising from the dead and going into heaven, not about fucking easter eggs and bunnies, thts what soceity has made it out to be, you retarted frog.
and zombies arent reall you dumbass.
and whether you are a christian or not its not cool to bash something you obviously know nothing aboutt..
EXAMPLE NUMBER 2:
OF HOW WELL YOU ARE A DUMBASSS LITTLE SHIT.
fallenangel01033 3 years ago
You got that right! I love the the paperlilies videos, but this is just to "fuck up" and wrong. I don't think she knows that Jesus is love and that the people hows follow hem CAN be bad. Unfortunately, some people draws the conclusion because of this that Jesus is bad, stupid , etc. Well i can tell you one thing. He is NOT!
trusyt2007 3 years ago
wtf is with all you assy people?
why do you have to be such sensative cunts :)
ffs its not very christian like is it, [that you claim to be]
if your moto is
"what would Jesus do"
then your an EPIC PHAIL
ClaudiaSwann 3 years ago 5
uhm when you say assy people, i do hope you mean papperlillies, because shes making an ass out of herself by bashing christianity....
and you know what? jesus would want me to defend my faith and i did. would he want me to say a few choise bad words. no he wouldnt. and you know what? thats between me and God. not you so fuck you bitch.
fallenangel01033 3 years ago
ERM,. why dont you fuck yourself.
this video is not bashing christianity ffs.
therefore, there is no need to 'defend you faith' all im saying is.
Jesus has taught us to turn he other cheek anyway. hence me saying its not very christian like at all.
>_>
besides.
paperlillies made this video to include people and try to have a bit of fun.
not for the purpose of bashing a religion.
people do that themself anyway.
Im a Christian, FYI
ClaudiaSwann 3 years ago
you're attractive.
sublime042889 3 years ago
You know he was resurrected, sooo.... isn't that a zombie?
RonT222 3 years ago
How dare you make fun of my invisible friend in jesus! I didn't pretend to drink his blood and eat his flesh only to be insulted by you reality-folk.
si1verfish 3 years ago 2
hahahahahahaha. christians are just some retarded people!!!
These are christians
zamalek900 3 years ago
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what the hell? I'm a huge christian. do you know how OFFENSIVE this bullshit is?
MatskiUchiha 3 years ago
it's not like Jesus is your mother. Getting offended at people not agreeing with your idea's is a bit childish.
Octamed 3 years ago 7
hahaha zombie jesus will eat your soul hahahaha XD XD
shune84 3 years ago
you think YOU'RE offended by this?
how do you think us zombie supporters feel?
LolliPop231 3 years ago 3
i like ut vids but wtf u retard "zombie jesus" wtf if that went to mean?
benjypower 3 years ago
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Controversial video means a lot of views... it's why it was done. What a dumb broad.
Fat potential also...lol
Blindtreefrog 3 years ago
LOL... "Zombie Jesus rises from the dead to terrorize little children with easter bunnies and eggs"
I loved the whole concept of this video haha
KamiSilver 3 years ago 4
u're disgusting
SmokiSounds 3 years ago
what blow job?
moonchild011 3 years ago
There's a zombie Jesus motif on Cyanide and Happiness--is that where you got the idea, Paperlilies?
Islander255 3 years ago
Freedom of speech is the freedom to show the world what a vile bitch you are.
It is the same as the freedom to hang yourself, and the noose around your neck is of your own making.
ufewl 3 years ago
Jesus would be proud
Octamed 3 years ago
Know him well do you?
ufewl 3 years ago
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Wow you are one sick bitch.
Good job I don't live near you or you would be a zombie too soon.
Mind you.......I am not more than a few hours away....
Happy XXXXXXXXXXXXmas.
ufewl 3 years ago
fancy not taking the son of God seriously tut tut
thirlwellm9 3 years ago
LOL.. That was fun.. And I always am amazed how some uptight people get their panties in a wad (yeah..that includes the self-righteous pricks) when someone makes fun of their beliefs, but are very vehement in their condemning others' beliefs.. Some people just need to grow up and learn to see the lighter side of things and have a laugh, without being ridiculously uptight.. Oh well..
Raviscerator 3 years ago
See young woman teach hatred of Christians. See some people buy into it. See young woman teach more hatred of Christians. See more people believe it. See violence start against Christians. See Christians react to the violence against Christians. 200 hundred years from now see politically correct left wing historian blame historical violence on Christians.
halfdead44 3 years ago
Raviscerator, I haven't been to church since 1990. I am definitely not a fanatical Christian. However, I know hatred when I see it, wether it's against Christians, minorities, or whatever. It amazes me how many times I see it and the poster doesn't even realize they are doing it. That was the point of my post.
halfdead44 3 years ago
i like you in blonde.
mileylvr4ever08 3 years ago 3
I'd send her some of my love juice instead.
Gayunderweather 3 years ago
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ur a bitch bitch bitch bitch
initalBczwSasorineji 3 years ago
Who's calling a bitch when your bitch yourself.
Gayunderweather 3 years ago
why would u send her sum of ur love juice when ur a queer like it says on ur name u dumb fuckin faggot
initalBczwSasorineji 3 years ago
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why would he eat us u dumb ass he stood for peace and for kindness dumb bitch that dosent even sound legit why would he come after us with eggs and chocolate u dumb ass bitch
initalBczwSasorineji 3 years ago
yeah you "dumb ass bitch" Jesus stood for kindness! REMEMBER THAT!
man people on youtube just don't get it......
but i do! haha, by the way i think you and zombie Jesus are both fabulous.
internetwhore583 3 years ago 3
yeah you "dumb ass bitch" Jesus stood for kindness!
REMEMBER THAT BITCH! KINDNESS!
man people on youtube just don't get it...
but i do! haha...and by the way, and think both you and zombie Jesus are fabulous :)
internetwhore583 3 years ago 2
yeah you "dumb ass bitch" Jesus stood for kindness!
REMEMBER THAT, BITCH! KINDNESS!
man people on youtube just don't get it...
but i do! haha...and by the way, I think both you and zombie Jesus are fabulous :)
internetwhore583 3 years ago
Why don't you leave the Christians in peace? Spitting at thousands of years of tradition, faith, prosecution, history and ridiculing someones hope for eternal life speaks volume for itself.Scum always targets innocent and weak. Do it with Muslims bitch and let's see how they come after your empty head filledwith your gods of handbags,bullshit,tvjunk and other trash, these are your gods so stick your asshole to them and fuck off from Believers. Jesus Christ is my Lord,you just stick to your gods
golabekpokoju 3 years ago
Then go suck Jesus's resurrected dick and fuck off to heaven or wherever your judgemental ass is going to go when as you christians like to put it "step on to eternity."
Brizzlerman 3 years ago
im sorry ur such a angry person i will pray to jesus to soften ur heart brizzlerman i feel bad for u i hope u find god soon so u can change ur life around
initalBczwSasorineji 3 years ago
im sorry ur such a angry person i will pray to jesus to soften ur heart brizzlerman i feel bad for u i hope u find god soon so u can change ur life around
initalBczwSasorineji 3 years ago
sorry but that prick was being a prick to paperlilies and talking stupid shit and being a douche you all should go pray for yourselves that you can grow a pair of nuts and stop using Jesus' nuts as your own to get up in peoples space and spout false Christianity at them, you all can continue getting spanked and then turn the other ass cheek.
Brizzlerman 3 years ago
You yourself look like a zombie,scum of the earth.
golabekpokoju 3 years ago
I think zombie Steve Irvin would've bee a better just upsets the fanatics.
Brizzlerman 3 years ago
edit: I think zombie Steve Irwin would've been a better idea because Zombie Jesus just upsets the fanatics.
Brizzlerman 3 years ago
Looping from 0:50 to 0:51 is unsettling.
richardschumacher 3 years ago
I`m not blaming anyone for anything, what angers me is that some people seem to think its OK to step on other people because they think its funny. Emotionally stunted?? maybe, you would be what?? mentally challenged because "you" think its OK to do something because "you" think its OK?? I`m glad your not asking to be treated special, don`t expect it from the world when you fall flat on your face. Go back to your make belief world in video games.
lawman308 3 years ago
I think it is an interesting conceptual art idea but hard to say. I guess I say you show me your zombie jesus first and I'll show you mine!
ummmthing 3 years ago
fuck all the people who hates America and put it this your ass:
brianfromtexas 3 years ago
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brianfromtexas 3 years ago
why the fk are you giving this girl a bad time..
and by the way, it's not a 'he'. SHES A BLOODY SHE.
and shes british. From London.
I reckon your just posting hate comments because shes more intelligent/prettier/more popular than you.
You people like Youtube; for the videos, mhm?
This is a video. Why don't you like it?
LolItsJade 3 years ago
Why Jesus? He rocks, he smokes marihuana and wears black jeans and listens to AC/DC
KadunZuKetra 3 years ago
wow, I love your version of the events of Easter.
whitefloweret 3 years ago