Team Fortress 2 Colgate commercial

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

"that's a gesture of the Jews and whites who is real but since like the releases the head of the beautiful years Israel that I'm sorry Stern look at this"

What the fuck, Transcribe Audio?

[eIchristo]

I was half-expecting Medic to do a Dr. Rabbit impersonation...

[tf2hat]

thats a gestrue of the jews and whites who is the real but since like the relesaes the,

FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU TRANSCRIBE D:

[exedra1013]

at least slash is real, and santa

[TheMennoCod]

at least the cake is real... right?

[Boviking]

After 3 years, I still find this to be the most random video I've ever seen.

I will never understand it...

[LaughJester9000]

That's a gesture of the jews and whites who is the real but since like the releases the head of the is beautiful years Israel that I'm sorry Stern look a this

You fail, Transcribe Audio.

[Deep40000]

Captions are jewish :S

[GalaFan2000]

Paint?

[HMH013ify]

Looks like this video

*puts on aviator sunglasses*

is a fail

[Revan016]

Activate the transcribe audio function for even more fun!!!

[Dihgal]

@Revan016 I already have.

[cookie91121]

Loled so hard

[Mewizkuit]

i bought your new colgate toothpaste

and it make me feel

LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT

[Khyper87]

pyro is spy!!

[1994thecain]

Note: colgate in spanish means literally "hang yourself" lol

[riki2cool]

@1994thecain I spilled my soda when i saw your comment!

[BryanG81696]

@1994thecain yes pronounced like "coal-gah-teh"

[Arirox14]

Pyro is a girl

[ultraanime]

if he isn't real then how the fuck did he write that?

[Exanose]

The pyro talked :o

[33345654v2]

u are wrong toothpast isnt real iv never heard of it i dont even know what it looks like

*shows u super yello rotten teeth* so waht u talken about

[240Gromit]

69,300 Views. I like that number

[oxShirinuixo]

"I'm not real. -Jason Whetzel."

I lol'd so hard.

[psycodragon96]

what ..... the.... fuck xD

[Katana9990]

suicide is funny....

[AnemoneAlaundorl]

what's the name of the song at the very end of the video? any replies much appreciated !!!

[DenyDenDenzel]

@AnemoneAlaundorl Song #1: "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" OST - Track 1 - "Theme" by Jon Brion.

It's in the description of the video :|

[veryhighsamurai]

0:18 reminds me of radiohead's "Just" music video

[Whetzell]

@veryhighsamurai its intentional good job!

[emerelia2008]

rofl "I'm not real"

[omegarocker]

How ironic...the medic said that whetsell isn't real...but he has a paper that whestell personally wrote that he isn't real..

[Khyper87]

wait..the pyro's a spy!

[minic78]

this video was really fucking beautiful. fantastically represents the shortcomings of man from an unassuming perspective.

[axonnsbuddy]

lol

[Quarolet]

XD!

Was this based on a real commercial?

[MoxieChan]

from where is the music

[Dihgal]

@MoxieChan I updated the description.

[MoxieChan]

@Dihgal thx because i know a german rapper who sampled the second song

[VeradoonKing]

Lawl, this was funny.

[elronman]

minty

[Toadfanatic]

Man, Dihgal, you sure like responding to your comments. :P

Anyways, nice video. I thought it was funny. :D

[forrestfire101CLUB]

at least TF2 is real.

[Phantom3660]

@forrestfire101CLUB Based on True Story :D

[adi123marsha]

yeah.... wait what??

[1AdanProductions]

@forrestfire101CLUB but it isnt...

[forrestfire101CLUB]

@1AdanProductions SILENCE

[MrModger]

i understand why you are not taking credit for this

[Dihgal]

I don't understand why you said that.

[rawkfist208]

Cause it's an awful video. That's why.

[Dihgal]

"'Cause it's an awful video, that's why [he understands why you are not taking credit for it]."

Well, I wasn't pressured to, was I? Did it of my own free-will, didn'I? Go watch your Anchorman and MadTV and your...GI Joe.

[rawkfist208]

I hate all those things, soooo....

[Dihgal]

Heh, yeah, okay, buddy. Whatever you say.

[rawkfist208]

Heh, yeah, okay, douchebag. Whatever you say.

[Dihgal]

Heh, yeah, okay, douchebag. Whatever you say.

[hackerhell900]

@Dihgal

Out now! New!

Copy/paste!

Why come up with your own comebacks when you can just use other peoples?

Buy Copy/paste!

[Dihgal]

How'd do I'd sended credit-card numbers?

[Fagwafflez]

@rawkfist208 sorry but you have awful taste if this video is bad

[rawkfist208]

@Fagwafflez How so? It's a boring video.

[Asurnasurpal]

Wtf.....

[Shino1138]

Wait...what? Did I miss something here?

[Dihgal]

What do you mean?

[wigahiga500]

who the fuck is jason whetsell

[Dihgal]

Jason Whetzell is a professional set-dresser according to IMDb.

[GWbodycount]

@wigahiga500 The god... of everyone.

[PublicSurvivor]

I just watched a video of this made in halo. I thought it sucked, hard. I watched this one afterward because he mentioned you in the info section. I must say this is much better. MUCH better.

[LuwiigiMaster]

holy shit a machinima that isnt halo

And LOL at the WalrusGuy comments. HE WAS NEVER FUNNY OR A GOOD YTPER. FANCY VIDEO EDITING CDI SONIC AND PENIS/SEX JOKES DO NOT A YTP MAKE.

God.

[Dihgal]

I thought his YTPs were awesome.

[LuwiigiMaster]

Pfft. You haven't seen anything yet. Look up thetentor's works. THAT is real YTP.

[Dihgal]

People bash others for saying what a "real" YTP is. I'll check it out, thanks for the reference.

[LuwiigiMaster]

Well, the concept should be pretty obvious by it's name. The whole goal is to distort any given video(s) to the point of nuisance, like putting them in a blender. Making Robotnik say PINGAS for 5 minutes straight isn't true YTP. Repeating the scene where Yoshi pushes Mario through the bars for 5 minutes still isn't correct. Taking RANDOM parts of the video and scrambling it, inconsistent effects, volume changing, and other 'irritating' traits are the main principle behind YTP.

[Dihgal]

1. re: name: Eh, I don't think so.

2. Whatever you say, man. As long as it gets the laughs, I'm fine with calling it a YouTube Poop or any other variation of that name that keeps the spirit.

[RedDawnJensen]

So true. You know who makes the best Youtube poops by my standards? Boogidyboo. Check out his vids like 'Robotnik buys Boardwalk', 'Robotnik runs out of toilet paper' or 'Robotnik protects his sex'.

[tomtonker]

Tentor? More like Gottam.

[Dihgal]

Pretentious crap.

[Sinic4]

There is more TF2 machinimas than you think...

[Dihgal]

TF2? In my machinimas?

[Sinic4]

I didn't say yours, this guy said that he never seen any TF2 machinimas, mostly Halo 3, but I told him there is more than you think.

[Dihgal]

You totally missed my reference. Lurk more, noob.

[Sinic4]

Oh soooooooooooooooorrrrrrrryyyyy­yy........... jeez.

[Dihgal]

Nooooooooooo prrrrrrroooooooooobleeeeeeeeee­eeemm, bro.

[ZachsGameProductions]

tht was fucking funny xD

and reely random!

[Dihgal]

Oreely?

[TagFragGOW]

how u make talk??

[Dihgal]

Me no know. Go talk Crugga and Gookla. They tell you what do.

4srstho, he used in-game voice commands. Not gmod.

[Shananaginz101]

FUCK COLGATE!!! walrus guy killers...

[Dihgal]

No, not my endangered walrus guy!

[weerd2normal]

who is jason wetzel, is he like some tf2 god or sometin

[Dihgal]

No, he's not the Train.

[weerd2normal]

wait, what did i say in the first place...

[Dihgal]

"who is jason wetzel, is he like some tf2 god or sometin"

[TheDarkSkyKingdom]

WTF AND FTW!!!

[Dihgal]

Oh my god. God my oh. A palindromemordnilap.

[SITgoggs]

lawl fucking lawl

[Bl00dyCh33rry]

NU-UH HE IS REAL! YOU LIE!

[TheDarkSkyKingdom]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[HolyHobo135]

hahaha

[Dihgal]

Don't worry, that's just one of the three reactions you can get from this video: mere confusion. The other two are incredulous hilarity and aloof observation (like a film critic). Like one of those douchebags who just disses everyone in the room at the same time who are laughing at a joke being said in Family Guy on TV, by saying, "That's not funny. That's just stupid."

[Mephiles200108420]

wut...

[Dihgal]

Kidartist34 says: wut...

[FuzzyMcDoodles]

I'm sorry Dihgal, but the begining song is NOT Jon Brion "Theme". The part where they are all dead is Theme, but not the start.

Can you please tell me the starting song when they are all talking to each other.

[Whetzell]

hey fuzzy its another jon brion song also from the same soundtrack.

[Dihgal]

Ahh, b****! You just got jacked, b****!

[Shotoran]

WHOA the creator posted so many comments

[Dihgal]

I didn't create this video.

[FuzzyMcDoodles]

Actually Dihgal, you are wrong, you told me Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mine Theme or something like that, which it isn't.

Fail on your part, along with you commenting on everyone's comment, and talking to yourself...

[Dihgal]

/facepalm

[Sephedude]

jerk

[Dihgal]

Jason, I'm scared. I only just realized the people laying on the bridge is a reference to the cover art photography for the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind movie. Hold me.

Also, trying to find any other references, I realize when the medic shows the clipboard note, it's like a reverse inverse backward mirror reference to the message from the clinic.

[Whetzell]

wrong on all counts.

[Dihgal]

This is blasphemy! This is MADness!

[lopwalt]

is it MAD magazine?

[Dihgal]

PAIROU DUZZENTU SPEKU CUREERU EENGOORISHU! That's a "konglish" (korean-english) accent, BTW. But, it still hints japanese.

[Dihgal]

Update! Well, thanks to all the comments here asking where the music came from, I saw the movie. The IMDb ratings didn't hurt either. Pretty wicked.

[TheAlmightyKenny]

The comments are funnier than the video.

[Dihgal]

I personally hail the first as my favorite.

[u8whc]

is it me

or is the author talking to himself in the comments?

cause when i go to later comment pages its just him commenting?

anyone else have this problem?

[Dihgal]

It's just the way the comments are presented on your page where it doesn't have replies immediately after the comments. Try and fix it.

[Mouse231]

Hey, Dihgal, shut the fuck up.

Deleting any message you don't like, and then replying to it? That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

You are a fucking moron, and your video is garbage.

[Dihgal]

What are you on about? Please, keep it sensible. I think I only removed like two comments. I hate authors who delete hating comments. Everyone has the right to their own opinion, and they shouldn't need another message board to do it.

[Whetzell]

yeah dihgal your video sux!

[Dihgal]

Yeah, well, your mind is dirty and morbid. It will be a long time before I forget that claymation American Express credit card commercial. You should feel bad.

[Dihgal]

In retrospect, it seems you are mistaking my replies that seem to be to noone caused by a coding problem in the comments-section of YouTube-videos. Someone else mentioned the same thing.

[FuzzyMcDoodles]

Does anyone at all know the song in the start of the video when they are all talking?

[Dihgal]

CTRL+F: "theme", "jon", "jon brion", "esotsm", "theme song", "song", "eternal", "sunshine", etc.

[danielmm88]

Colgate sucks

mainly because they almost banned walrusguy from youtube

[Dihgal]

Almost raep.

[TheCurtmiester]

LOL I love how the maker of this film can get so mad.

[Dihgal]

I'm going to assume many things in the following statement:

I'm not the maker of this film. I wasn't mad. At least, not very mad. But, you go ahead and believe what you like young shperson (sheeple).

[TheCurtmiester]

Yup, definintely mad. So many LOLs.

[Dihgal]

Don't make me block you! *SLAP*

[Whetzell]

I'm not mad

[3ofClovers]

You know man, you don't have to be such an ass to people. Some people don't know how to give C&C and others don't know what to say.

[Dihgal]

What the FUCK is this SHIT? What's C&C? Go back to China, nigger!

4chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

[3ofClovers]

Nice to see you have matured.

[Dihgal]

Okay, I'll act mature. How was I an ass? I was mean to some but you get what you get. You don't turn right around and call an immature person immature, that's like calling a retard a retard: it's plain stupid. If it was a good comment, I acknowledged that it was good. I never did you any harm that couldn't be done by reading any other harsh article of text. Heck, I tried to refrain from cuss words throughout all my diligent responses, I just decided to whip it out right now for comical effect.

[3ofClovers]

Alright, fair enough

[Dihgal]

That's what she said.

I've tried to post this many times and failed.

[Dihgal]

Another one for the "mefirst" awards-books.

[Dihgal]

Thanks for this comment, Mr. Pretze-I mean, Jason! Jason...WHETZELL.

[Dihgal]

Because your comment is the first of its generic kind, I suppose you win the "mefirst" award for the use of the word "awesome" in an exclamatory manner.

[Dihgal]

Episode one of TF2: Red vs. Blue exists, and it ain't sub-par. It's above sub-par. I liked it. But, I'm not sure it existed when you posted that comment.

[Dihgal]

Customly? These foreigners are a crack-up. No offense. Amusement spawns from these butcherings, in the metaphorical sense of the word "butcher".

[Dihgal]

OH NO HE DI'NT!

[Dihgal]

You spelled "lulz" wrong in your name.

[enuneko]

perhaps he was not trying to spell lulz

[Dihgal]

Perhaps you should go suck a lemon!

[enuneko]

what.

[Dihgal]

What what?

[enuneko]

perhaps you should go suck a lemon?

[Dihgal]

Perhaps, or make lemonade with it. Or put it in my iced tea.

[Dihgal]

Thanks for reminding me of that part, it's obscurity magnifies its humor in your remembrancy! Bravo!

[Dihgal]

Another masterpiece of textual artistry crafted by a master mason!

[Dihgal]

Your name plus your comment equals my disappointment.

[Dihgal]

>garrysmod. smod.

>parts

>was

Ha.

[Dihgal]

Exclamatory with good spelling. You forgot to mention what rating you gave it, if at all.

[Dihgal]

Remind me to post this in the video description.

[Dihgal]

FastthundeR is thundering his way using cruise control!

[Dihgal]

All-singing, all-dancing.

[Dihgal]

Do I use too many ellipsese...or is it ellipsii?

[Dihgal]

You spin me right round, owillojameso. Even your name...

[Dihgal]

WICKED SICK

MONSTER KILL

[Dihgal]

Guhmawd, obviously.

[Dihgal]

Your comment plus your name is "intriguing", to use the word again... Oh god, I spelled it "intruiguing". My brain...

[Dihgal]

You intrigue me with new news, umx48. I guess I never saw The Breakfast Club all the way through enough. Please, if you can, PM me with further information on your rhetoric.

[Dihgal]

Only-only for the stills, only... only...

[Dihgal]

If you readed that post in Dustin Hoffman's voice, you must post ITT ololo

[Dihgal]

The fact that you're so proud of yourself by the end of your message is unbearable. And not in a "I'm laughing so hard"-way.

[Dihgal]

Oh my gosh. Why did everyone thumbs-up this comment? You should all be sobbing for the lost hope for humanity.

[Dihgal]

You know, upon reading this, I must say it wasn't bad as far as copypasta of a meme goes. Still, it's DRIVEL in ALL CAPS.

[Dihgal]

Meta-analytic humor. First I've seen so far. Well done.

[Dihgal]

The one you just said? The rhetorical one? I'm sure you meant the former, but you weren't clear. New ways and old, I believe you.

[Dihgal]

This doesn't make sense.

[Dihgal]

You forgot to add an "s" to the end of "get" like a true New Yorkers wouldses.

[Dihgal]

"New" "ways"? OH! "Anyways"! God...