Skyrim Threesomes, Dead Island Hands-on, and Duke NUDE-em! - Destructoid

[911child]

sissy. i killed 2 dragons and a troll as a dragon flew around me. and lived

[10Residentevilfan]

Netflix is dead

[10Residentevilfan]

dead island wasn't really much of a free roam

[masyaf456]

You know what the funny thing is? Duke Nukem is actually one of the shittiest games ever released. Ever.

[Camgun28]

The funny part is, there's a nude mod, and a dragon riding mod. :3

[ghostdog6220]

Take ur shirt off!

[HappyEgg222]

i hope dragons dont dissapear when you beat the game

[MultiXXOWNAGEXX]

@HappyEgg222 u cant really beat skyrim theres always stuff to do really theres the main game and then theres side quests and stuff it takes ages... plus i dont think they will dissapear

[madogod]

i click the link because i saw Skyrim and Threesomes...

[BangerBishop]

ha

[prototypejuan]

unlimited dragons hell yeah

[liamjd1]

urgh destructoid makes me cringe... do these people actually think that they're funny? do us all a favor and just give us the info.

[greghodson4]

Lying ass Rashomon is not available on netflix instant queue

[TheAllGreatMonoblos]

@greghodson4 Yeah but it is an amazing film

[MrGH420]

Skyrim gives me a stoner boner ;)

[ToasterTheGuy14]

i dont mean to sound like a whiny fanboy here but:

im sick of seeing so many awesome Xbox360 indie games! i do not hate the xbox, infact i DO go to my friends house to play xbox360 sometimes and for some reason i just like ps3 more (i have NOTHING against xbox360) and in my perspective, all the xbox/ ps3 exclusive games are stupid... if u widen your market place, you can make MORE MONEY. some indie games that are awesome is that goo one in the video, impossible game, and more but im out of letrs

[W1ndF4lc0n]

Rashomon is a great movie.

[deadwar2012]

Take ur top off :D!

[Biznatched]

sad thing is the sex mod w dragons for skyrim with most definitely happen (looking at what happened to fallout 3 and new vegas)

[darknessb930]

Lolz... Minecraft..

[Operata44]

Live from a pizza - hahaha

[eran5005]

TITS OR GTFO!!

Its stupid i know, but some things are just a matter of tradition...

Oh and let me just express my vast dismay from the fact that we are due to yet ANOTHER zombie apocalypse game, this genre needs to die and fast.

[ThePROD1690]

Sort of obvious that this is Microsoft funded in some way or another...

[GameLover755]

MINECRAFT TABLE ! :D me want.

[dcms828]

DUKE NUKEM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEH *faint*

[30seconds2slipknot]

I thought la noire was shit but then I played it '. Duke nukem ftw

[Stricken147]

Duke... NUDEM AHHHH ^_^

[Dunedain4397]

Screw almost all of the rest and skip to SKYRIM!! SKYRIM FTW!! BETHESDA FTW!!!!

[Zbenesch]

Take your shirt off!

(he forced me to say it)

[superchris247]

9:25 to skip to the part about skyrim

i have a feeling i'm not alone when i say that is the only reason i watched this.

[mrroco300]

@superchris247 i watched it for dead island :o

[Taylor22288]

@superchris247 yeah i saw skyrim in the title and watched it immediately

[lordofblood1]

@superchris247 you quite right



[Akilroth234]

@superchris247 True story :3

[drumdemon138]

i came here for deadisland.................

[drealgrin]

@drumdemon138 i stayed for the pubic hair.

[bcbbysausage]

@drumdemon138 I came here for the threesome.

[BabyMelfina]

Took FOREVER to get the hell to the Skyrim bit... dang, give that dumb guy a redbull!

[xkylex2231]

Take your shirt off!

[jake5k]

loving the minecraft stuff on the table.

[KayMonarch]

UPS...  Oh you...

Go Brown!!

[000TQ000]

I think this show needs a new female cos Tara is a real sour bitch! Good job Max

[edhz143]

Tara Long <3 <3 <3 :D

[sticktail1]

skyrim needs to have a way to ride the dragons for ps3 and 360 owners because it would be bad ass but if they don't I will kill someone that made the game...you fuckers

[Sigmaris01]

Whenever I hear new stuff about Skyrim i get the shivers of excitement!

[plysmeister]

yup take the shirt of... good idea Max

[callanrockslol]

doesnt allow you to ride dragons *five minutes after release*

[Lampmanofdoom]

Press the 9 key repededly. You will shit bricks

[killervash28]

No "take it easy" thats the reason why i watch this show!!!!

[bjoernclausen]

"Shake the trees, and see what falls out."

That could be Pokémon too! :D

[dalisdilemma]

why are they talking about PUBIC HAIR!?

[bleunt]

IT'S NOT MADE BY ROCKSTAR!

[sliceofcustardtart]

911 lawl

[WalleWildberrie]

I love you guys!

[anvosbacon]

9:25 to get to SKYRIM!!!

[MRSketch09]

I'm going to try some psychology here...

No Tara, keep your damn shirt on, don't take it off, as a matter of fact you need to wear a long sleeve wool turtle neck. And pants with little turtles on them. And the pants have to be made out of wool. (why? I don't know!)

Being serious the news about the random dragon in the latest Elder scrolls game, sounds interesting and terrifying at the same time. I hope its not like Demons Souls in difficulty or you'll get slaughtered before starting out.

[1amRy4n]

OH nevermind i didnt watch teh entire video lmfao sorry

[1amRy4n]

how is it hacked?? my PSN works fine the store just still undermaintence.. lmfao

[BurgerLegacy]

PSN NOOBS!!! MWAHAHHA XBOX LIVE FTW!!!!

[dragonfoot21]

lol minecraft magnets



[majinbuu54321]

Hey, Im on the fence.

[phatpatSJ011]

Thumbs down for your weird having sex with dragons rant.

[SlashingCobra]

FUCK NOW YOUTUBE HAS ADVERTISEMENTS BEFORE EVERY VIDEO?

THIS SUCKS

[thefallenangelsora]

@SlashingCobra adblock bro. get it

[zanaik]

Skip to 9:26 for Skyrim

[PIvsCakeProductions]

Does Max have a Jaster's Feather tatoo on his right arm? Thats fucking awesome!

[ThaWarrior3500]

id like to take a bite of that pizza

[GuyWithBluePoop]

I'm going to start watching Destructoid more often now that my favorite game reviewers/podcasters "NoobToob" are ending their 5 year run.

For NoobToob!

[SafuKay]

Omgf youtube is ruined by these faggots asking for thumbs up -.-.-.-

[yayi46]

#**< ~*^ .....tha's what she said :D

[MONOxHAND]

take you shirt off :D

[goodtimespro]

great show! could you fix the low end frequency of the sound effect you use for your one transition though? it sounds fine on a laptop, but when it plays through my sound system, it's not good for it. thanks!

[TriforcePower777]

PIZZA!

[uSkyrim]

Skip to 9:25 for Skyri

>Thumps up<

[MONOxHAND]

@uSkyrim thumps down

[Tinymclean]

Thats one fuckin' sexy pizza

[tenegon]

fucking youtube dont let me see the fucking vid -.-'

[Saniguy9000]

Skip to 9:25 for Skyrim

[formerdave94]

9:35 to skip to SKYRIM!

[akatsuki451]

!!!!!!!! CHEAT CODE IS 'dnitems' !!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrSpychology]

how do you get indie games in Europe?

[TheBeastlyplayback]

@DrSpychology  on the Xbox marketplace with Xbox Live Gold

[DrSpychology]

@TheBeastlyplayback Only with gold?

[TheBeastlyplayback]

@DrSpychology I believe so if you can do it on silver it will be in the game marketplace (you'll need Microsoft points) and sometimes MS will make everyone gold like with Xbox nations at Easter.

[MeetMyMeatBE]

@DrSpychology Some countries in Europe don't have the Indie section yet.

[DrSpychology]

@MeetMyMeatBE Belgium isn't apparently -_-

[MeetMyMeatBE]

@DrSpychology Nope :P

[DrSpychology]

@MeetMyMeatBE can you change your country?

[MeetMyMeatBE]

@DrSpychology Nope. :D

[DrSpychology]

@MeetMyMeatBE I shake my fist angrily at you, Microsoft

[strongbow1888]

the funny thing is..

i was on dead islands website and they said they are making the game

so that you can only use melee weapons! but in the pictures that the ginger showed us you get guns to? lol...

[shedwards89]

@strongbow1888 no you can use guns in the game, they never said their weren't any guns in the game, they're just rare to find in the game.

[strongbow1888]

@strongbow1888 aww...



[TheInfiniteAlex]

I thought that la noire was just published by rockstar not made.

[iqy92]

get rid of max!

[p1e2t3e4r5j6o7n8e9s]

Second disk?

[zickdeduf]

@p1e2t3e4r5j6o7n8e9s The Xbox 360 version of L.A. Noire comes with three discs.

[godi3400]

lol, how did he know people were gonna demand tara take her shirt off (psychic?!)...??!?!?!

[writheinpain]

C'mon dudes. Respect the lady. I'm sorry, Tara. :/

[armandornd]

@writheinpain Thank you. At least I found one Destructoid fan that knows how to respect women.

[guerilla619]

@writheinpain boo. Tara take your top off

[biagiotti2006]

@writheinpain lol pussy

[Spadez9559]

@writheinpain kiss ass

[mrh3tic]

at -1:00 my mind was eroused by the heading "skyrim threesome", by the actual 1:00 mark, the image of tara naked entered my head, by 9:24 the semen left my penis and caused a stain in my underwear...ITS FUCKING SKYRIM PPL

[Allahhn]

What the fuzzy duck has happened to youtube user comment of the week and the round table discussions? Haven't seen that shit in years...

[JuggaloAndMick]

make the podtoid on zune plox

[kruserandalla]

DTOID always have something sexy to get more viewers.... wonder if it works.

[Parluxgrounds]

Tara I agree you should get more respect...Nah I'm fucking with you show us your tits

[ykraina11]

that dude is retarded for sure

[skinyme]

8:00 To skip them Talking about Netflix

[y05077]

tara reminds me of laura prepon so much

[StopItUrKillingMe]

DRAAAAAGONS!!!!!

[iwontuseanumber]

Detectives, nudity, dragons, zombies, tara, and the regular batch of sexual innuendo, I love Destructoid.

[candycornpeeps]

Roshomon is great but a bit slow paced

[candycornpeeps]

I like your outfit Tara its very cute

[CENB71]

Max, I saw you at gamestop last night, Im that ninja guy *chuckle*

[brockly12345]

the amount of videos uploaded from this channel is 9(/)11. lol duke nudem has been on like every videogame website

[beefking69er]

max's tatts are fuckin tacky as

[ImmortalDestructor]

\m/ Infinite Dragons \m/

[sfshrimp]

ZOMG! BOOBZ OR GTFO!

[RevelationWarriors]

HAAA!! XD

[93hothead]

69 years old....

[imaester]

Dont you get 1 month free for signing up with Netflix in general? Why would you sign up with Destructoid for 15 days?

[liljrkid302]

who gets excited when they see "skyrim" on DTOID?

[Itachisasukekiller]

Take your shirt off

[ImmortalDestructor]

@Itachisasukekiller He totally should!

[TheJacksterman]

R* didn't make LA. Noire ffs. Team Bondi did!!!!! Rockstar only PUBLISHED it.

[Itachisasukekiller]

So, what, it's like Heavy Rain with more nudity and fun gameplay and less annoying bullshit and crying fathers. I'm in.

[TheBadcop69]

charming gentleman: "hey sugar tits why not take off that shirt of yours and give us a reaaal show."

[Chyropraise]

Dead Island sounded great until there was a rumor that it's the same light hearted stuff that every other zombie game is. I want a SERIOUS zombie game.

L4D and Dead Rising are great games. But it would be nice if there was an option for a more adult zombieness rather than the usual.

[GamerLad117]

Hurray for sexual harrassment

[littlebigfan3000]

Take your shirt off... Sorry Tara, he told me too.

[ironmaidenuk1]

Holy crap that pizza background looked more like blistered wound of some creature.

[Fuzunga]

@ironmaidenuk1 LOL you made my day.

[ImmortalDestructor]

@ironmaidenuk1 mmmmmmmmmmmm

[Ostnizdasht206]

"TAKE YOUR DAMN SHIRT OFF"

-Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

[detectivemittens009]

I'm still waiting for my sweaty boob money.

[Felicrux]

GG Sony, G Fucking G

[MrGearMo]

Hey Tara, My lovely, did you feel that cool air stream blowing on your ear, last night, that was me.

[pablolankenau]

Sigh, scripted jokes rule.

[jacktchance]

Pipewrench? Shut Up Crime!

[SundownOtaku]

Nice pizza background at 10:08....

[GameAddictDude]

how old r u??? 69

hahahahahaha

[SladeNoctis]

Uhh did you miss the news about the 360 not reading games after the update?...ehh anyway great video as always

[killerfist97]

Sorry to be off topic but some has stolen my ps3, my dsi and most of my games a week ago. thumbs up to let the scumbags know that SCEA is close to tracing their asses down.These pricks made me cancel my preorder of L.A Noire ;(

[edpeterson1]

I'm glad L.A. Noire isn't that much like GTA I think it's better than GTA (of course I'm not the biggest fan of GTA so that might be why lol). I think it's funny how nobody really know about Dead Island back when it was announced in 2007 but after the 2nd trailer everyone wants it.

[shadow9100000]

HAHAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME!!!.....But seriously take off the shirt >_>...im waiting

[Haseo2289]

YEA! MINECRAFT MAGNETS!

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

you people are suck fucking perverts, if you want tits, watch porn, get laid, or get a life

god damn it

[JJLOL360]

@XxTheResurrectionxX said by someone who has Xx Xx before and after his username LOL

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 said by someone who has 360 after his username

[JJLOL360]

@XxTheResurrectionxX LOL just shows how much of a 360 fan boy you are. 360 as in 360 flip or 360 snipe.... I dont even own a xbox360 LOL

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 first of all, i have ps3, im not an xbox fanboy like the little child like you, second of all, i wasn't even talking about xbox, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[JJLOL360]

@XxTheResurrectionxX then wtf is wrong with having numbers after your name dumbass. Did you just say it without it even having relevance to the comment. XxYour fucking retardedxX

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 then wtf is wrong with having Xx xX after and before your username dumbass? did you just say it without it even having relevance to the comment?

you're a retarded dumbass bitch360

[JJLOL360]

@XxTheResurrectionxX you really need to learn how to make your own comeback unicorn bitch because you keep taking myn. I said that because every faggit who puts Xx before and after there name is a fag to likes to QS and thinks he is cool because he has Xx at the beginning to stfu idiot.

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 UNICORNS ARENT REAL BITCH! you have to stop taking my combacks seriously kid, something is wrong with you. i said that because those who have 360 after their name is an xbox 360 user, a.k.a. a fag so stfu woman. gosh i love messing with you little pussies. always having problems eh? yes you are. yes you are. whos a bad boy? whos a bad boy? you are bitch!

[JJLOL360]

@XxTheResurrectionxX are you fucking retarded that exactly what i said before about why you said i have a 360 after my name and you said ``i wasn`t even talking about xbox``. are you fucking mentally challenged i said that i put it there as like a 360 flip and you immediately think console because you have no life. stfu and get off the internet kid before you get your self even stupider

[JJLOL360]

and i said unicorn because thats your avatar FAGGIT

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 its a pony dumbass, and your avatar has a guy gripping his lip....masturbating...nice

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 you spelled faggot wrong faggot

[JJLOL360]

@XxTheResurrectionxX haha thats all you can say. By the way the for a word that in reality does not exist (dictionary) i can spell it any way i wont faggit, fagit, faoggt I dont give a shit pussy

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 fine then, you are a faggot eating faggit sucking faogot licking foaggit. i don't give a shit if you dont give a shit bitch. and my avatar is a pony faggot. your is a guy masturbating...faggit

[JJLOL360]

@XxTheResurrectionxX UMAD BRO

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

@JJLOL360 . umad sis?

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

There is only one reason why im not liking this video, or any other video, cause i got 69 likes.

[MrBoxkitty]

I love the minecraft table

[Genstrider]

Take your shirt off

NOW

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

Titz Now or Get off DTOID

[Nazrat84]

3 hours in only?

Those are the slowest paced parts of L.A. Nior.

LOL "its not like im telling you to take your shirt off, thats for all the charming ge