Al Murray on god and bacon

[freiheitsalv]

bananaman reference here XD

[ASSASSINBOB1]

@MILLMANTV1 No england invaded ireland and ruled over us for 700 years but i might be wrong but......gods still irish

[temporaldisplacement]

@ASSASSINBOB1 The republic of ireland is the free british state ....you are our texas ....if the south hadn't lost at gettysburg. lol.

[PROkiller16]

@temporaldisplacement Actually to be more correct the counties that vetoed are Republic of Ireland, four stayed.

[temporaldisplacement]

@PROkiller16 "....if the south hadn't lost at gettysburg." - Britain mate you know ...these islands ...not the political union Great Britain.

[ASSASSINBOB1]

@MILLMANTV1 god made the IRA to get the english out of ireland they just got pissed and forgot the date xD

[USAdude30]

Bacon yes!

[pacmandem]

IM GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO MAKE......yeah, i think you already guessed it ;)

[IcenaldicN00bTuber]

bacon....

[ronoj2]

i want some bacon now..

[RebornMB]

AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAH

[fourbabies1]

ah well, back on the bacon tommorrow. i was doing bloody well as well (lost half a stone) but it is the ultimate sandwich, bar none (well, maybe with a fried egg added).

[ASSASSINBOB1]

no way god is english hes irish thats whay we have the best beer

[joezzzify]

@ASSASSINBOB1 he didnt say he was fucking english, he said he was british. and no our beers better

[Kerriangel]

@ASSASSINBOB1 its also why we're the best people in the world. Next Thursday the whole wrld will wish and pretend they're irish because God is Irish :D

[TheConciseStatement]

The depressing thing is Ray Comfort has actually used the pint glass point as a real argument - where the pint glass is replaced by a banana.

[pentegom]

@TheConciseStatement Yeah, he failed to realise that bananas are a result of human efforts :P

[TheConciseStatement]

@pentegom

The very much missed YouTube broadcaster Nick Gisburne's video on 'The Atheist Nightmare' is hilarious. And since that time, Comfort's backpeddling on the issue has been almost as embarrassing as the initial argument.

[IanWiiPlayer]

ALL HAIL MIGHTY GOD

creater of man, bacon and the pint with the condement of brown sauce

[92TheChosenOne92]

Haha the guy is a legend

[deathtoallbutmetal2]

Someone does that bacon and your BAAAAACK FOFL

[tobbelixxom]

I felt I had to delete some of the comments...

[therye]

@theboss2432 you are one load your mother should've swallowed

[hiyadroogs]

@therye Great put down! lol

[therye]

@hiyadroogs haha cheers fella, was quite proud of it myself ;)

[hiyadroogs]

@therye I'm putting that one in my diary! lol, there's a few people I know that it could apply to! ; ))

[ToshiroDK]

@theboss2432 look up the definition "Dogs Bollocks" ... then realize you are a retard.

[therye]

@theboss2432 case and point!

[therye]

@theboss2432 it's ok mate you can stay in what ever shit hole you currently reside, we british don't need you anyway, your opinion doesn't matter

[ToshiroDK]

This guy is the dogs bollocks!

[Androg]

I love the arguments in comments here, it's like gladitorial games, but with intelligent people trying to fend off hoardes of 13 boys with inferiority complexes.

[Martinthedrummer]

@Androg Haha

[TheKookabear]

PISS OFF you FUCKWITS !!!!!

[boneo410]

Why am I not surprised....

[boneo410]

Bite me.

[boneo410]

Holy Mother of Helhiem. I have encountered some stupid people but you've blown them all away in the shit storm sweepstakes!

I'd rather convert to Christianity than "take this private"

¡Chupas las nalgas de monos grandes!

[boneo410]

Typical man. You think "no" means "yes" and "get lost" means "take me, I'm yours"

I'll spell it out for you as you seem to be missing a few million brain cells. "I am NOT interested" Especially not in scum like you

[boneo410]

Who wouldn't? And no thanks. I go for men who can keep up with me. Oh and those who don't insult me, though others have called me far worse than "bitch"

[boneo410]

Aww baby, that's sweet. But you couldn't handle me, sugar. I go for REAL men. Not fake little boys who hide behind pathetic words and child like insults

[boneo410]

P.S learn to spell. btitch? Tsk.

[boneo410]

Oh gosh. I'm not technically English. I'm actually more Irish. So bite me.

So what nationality are you then?

And you need something else to do. I mean like a hobby. Something to do apart from leave nasty comments and ruin other peoples enjoyment.

[boneo410]

No, you shut your mouth. I believe there are more people here wanting you to get a clue and leave, taking all your vitrol and anger (and shit comebacks) with you

[boneo410]

Please, enlighten us all as to why you are so offended by an excellent stand up performer, and why you insist on spreading your bullshit around?

[boneo410]

Some advice: Get some better comebacks. Calling people names because they disagree with you is pathetic and shows how ignorant you are.

You are unable to articulate a fully formed and sensible argument so you mouth off at people in some messed up attempt to seem clever?

Pfft. How pathetic. I'd call you a snob but that implies some form of education and understanding. I hate snobs. Tiny, tiny souls, or penises, or both

[boneo410]

@theboss2432

Okay you are seriously getting on my nerves.

Cancer is nothing to joke about and Al Murray is actually very funny. Just because you may not like him, does not mean other people are wrong for liking him.

You do not need to spread your bile and hate around. There is already enough in the world.

[boneo410]

Everyone has a different oppinion on humour. If you don't like it, don't watch it. Simple really. And if you don't like it, don't leave comments and ruin other people's enjoyment

@theboss2432 before you start going off at me and saying that I am also a chav, I'll have you know that I'm currently at the same all girls boarding school that Princess Anne attended. £10K a term. So bite me.

Oh and I love how you call some people a chav yet you cannot spell "you"

@FenriX, nice comebacks XD

[Huzzle2]

How dumb are you to believe your own shit

[killcodeplus]

Its a joke, for fuck sake...

[FenriX123]

trying to argue over the internet is kinda like attending the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded. on you go mick

[FenriX123]

@theboss2432 ive never even been to england.. facepalm

[FenriX123]

@theboss2432 peoples taste in humor is kinda like your ass, its divided down the middle and more or less full of shit

[1983youknowsit]

anybody who doesnt find al murray funny clearly has no sense of humour, this guy is a comic genius

[ozwick14]

fuck off you taig piece of shit

[bu11monkey]

i have his dvd here and unfrotuanatly it aint really that funny.

Humour is subjective, but murray really does just scrape through on material, it lacks any intellect at all

[Migochi]

It's funny how you speak of ignorance while you mention racial prejudice when he jokes about nationalities.

[stglhor1zon]

You're an ignorant dimwit, he's having a joke.

[rollerpodger]

he's just taking the piss its all in jest - the whole act is satire

[elitar123]

oh how i love al murray :)

[claw2733]

i havnent tried bacon on a saturday mornin yet, but now i shall

[claw2733]

bacon proves there is god lmfao that makes sense

[gaze2006]

some of you are just thick. Al Murray is an act, he is not a chav nor is he an east london cokney geezer. the pub landlord got the best reception from the crowd when he performed it with harry hill hence why he now only does the landord. also he is not a racist nor a nationalist, he is merely taking the persona of someone who might be

[badongism]

Oooooh I get it now, you're a YouTube troll! I think I know how to talk to you, hang on...

I hope your parents buy you some amazing running shoes for your birthday and the night before, you're involved in a car crash and have to have them aputated.

[Kramiour]

@theboss2432

Oh piss off you spamming ignorant Youtube warrior.

[youngturksrule]

@theboss2432 dont forget scotland man i got a terrorist in my town muhammid atiff siddique look it up on youtube its him my town alva

[sbreame]

Except for you're not fighting, you're sitting behind a computer screen taking credit. Move along.

[vinepez]

do ya wanna buy a daag?

[vinepez]

Us English will rule over you thick, inbred, potato munching, pikey wankers till the end of eternity, get used to the idea prick

[vinepez]

You really are a thick cunt aren't you! Well if you call blowing up innocent women and children without warning "just" then 9/11 must have been just too then. Oh yeah, VIVA 2 PARA!!!!!!

[vinepez]

And you Americans would know all about terrorists seeing as you lot supported the murderous IRA for almost 3 decades, giving them money so they could plant bombs in England, killing hundreds of innocent women and children!!!! Then 9/11 happened and you lot dont like it! Well tough shit! Can't wait for the 9/11 version of Jenga to come out!

[vinepez]

Really??? How many wars has America won on its own???? The answer is NONE!!!!!!!!! True Americans are the native American indians, the rest of you are the mongrel desendants of Europeans..FACT!!!

[youngturksrule]

@vinepez europeans arent mongrals and i aint britsh am scottish but good point about america

[vinepez]

read my words again PROPERLY!!! I never said Europeans were mongrels you twat!

[badongism]

Wow...I had no idea. Thanks for letting me know. That could have been embarrassing!

[vinepez]

like your fat yank chilli dog eating, burger munching sweaty women...like your mum!!!

[vinepez]

cos you're a jew loving bacon hater!!!

[theboss2432]

This is the saddest effort at stand up comedy ever,i mean come on it's so stupid,not even the english can find this funny,can they? or are the english really this dimwitted?

[twaserk1]

@theboss2432 its just because your a stupid american who doesnt understand wht it is to wake up to bacon

[vinepez]

ok mr intelligent, name all the states in america that start with the letter p

[mrlistersir007]

Nope, Coz what are the vegitarians :)

[Shakin2012]

infact God says not to eat bacon, in all holy books, bible, torah and quran

[ThaThingy]

you dont say, r u american?

[Shakin2012]

@ThaThingy im rolling on the floor with ur hilarious use of sarcasm, hahahaha

[ThaThingy]

well u sure no how to lol :D

[smigle14]

"God is of course British"

Such a funny stereotype!

[Shindai]

lmfao that's so full of mental imagery, and surprisingly insightful

[therev1990162]

he has a valid point

[mrlistersir007]

Guy's the point is. BACON IS BRITISH!

[DarkMark999]

"And then he didn't allow his chosen people to eat it"

Ahahahah XDDD

[LVCIVSTVLLIVSATELLVS]

funny.

*clap clap clap*

[fpswomb]

smoked bacon pwnz...

[bororavers]

i second that

[weetabixHEED2009]

smoked bacon is terrible mate

normal bacon FTW!

[RockxSolidxSam]

Bacon FTW!

[kroschy82]

only problem with bacon is that the fat on it is also too damn tasty

[tobbelixxom]

Thats the best part! Its all tasty!

[u4ealounge]

LOL love the ending.

[andarys666]

yeah cooked bacon generally or if you have a big enuf bottle of vodka try using cooked gammon.

[andarys666]

soak bacon in vodka for about 3 days.

BACON VODKA. tastes sensational

[billjohn69]

Cooked bacon I'm guessing?...... Can you eat the bacon afterwards? Like the worm in tequila?

[vettkinthegodofbacon]

What he says about bacon is true.

Bacon be with you.

[LeoArctica]

Your dehydrating rapidly

EVEN THOUGH you drunk a grea deal of liquid

I CANT FIGURE THAT ONE OUT!!!!!

That killed me XD

[robertisgenius]

you're not your

great not grea

can't not cant

Lesson 1 in English if you need more you are a failure.

[LeoArctica]

M8 are you a retard or something, does it really matter here? unless you got something constructive to say, shut up and piss off.

[ThaThingy]

bueatiful british comeback

[cogidubnus1953]

I am an atheist no more!

[Termonuclear111]

The only real god ther is it's Odin the Father of Knowledge.

An he LOOOVES bacon. And to chop heads of people ... but bacon comes first.

[covGuk]

i am god, feed me bacon, and after pour me a pint, and i'll tell you all how, there really is no god, right after i take the battery power bulb from behind me head

[kroschy82]

were u dropping acid when u typed this comment big fella??

[kirstylouise2k7]

and the airplane theory! haha

[zBloodD3monz]

I didn't believe in God until I saw this. Al Murray proved that there is a God.