Hall Of Meat: Emmanuel Guzman Teaser

[aliciakeys989]

whoa

[xKdAz]

He's lucky there wasnt a dildo glued to that curb.

[GlobberThree000]

speed. wobbles. nuff said

[TheDonnie98]

What was he expecting besides a curb in the ass. He was going like 40 aha

[imcoolnow]

this is fucking gnarly that he would even try that. wow.

[321NaMlaTeM]

His ass bone is connected to his - rib bone!

[pjdann100]

i bet he would be hurting to shit for another 5 years

[donthateonsk8]

butt boarding lolz

[MYKEGREGORY]

first he shits himself doing that dirty gap then gets the shit slammed back in!

[BTSKATINGLIKEADREAM]

chest pound

[crosscables]

who else clenched their butt cheeks while watching this

[DKforTheUSA]

Run up "Oh shit I'm gunna eat concrete" Mid Air "I'm gunna die" Landing "Hell yea I did it!" Riding away "Alright alittle speed wobbles don't hurt anyone" Seeing the curb "Sweet just oillied down a ten foot ledge to a thirty foot bank, now just have to oillie this curb" Falling on his ass "CRUEL IRONY"

[isaacdbueno]

or what if that car hit him then that wouldnt have happend

[orlendo100]

Ass:0 Curb:1

[AlvinBetterThanYou]

what if his balls were hit that curb >,< ouches

[bmxsid]

even my arse hurts

[elvisvstheworld]

how did he just curb stomp himself

[greysenG10]

@elvisvstheworld to bad that isnt a curb stomp faggot

[thevideogamenerd100]

you always see somebody do something like that and you always think that they'll mess it up cuz it's looks hard to do. when you actually see somebody bail while doing it, it feels weird cuz you never see anybody fail at that

[THECLANOFSK8]

holy shit i would so try that

[stefcheetos]

will never poop again

[TazzzerHD]

ass jam!

[MrIEatFingers]

did he try to power slide

[skatethepavement]

what if a car came around the turn....

[Grmt58]

his ass was boned



[TeHoGoLdClan]

Fuck the fall that shit was gnar as fuck!

[DeterminedGoat]

@TeHoGoLdClan I'm glad I saw that you said that because I was going to say something similar.  So so so damn gnarly. I can't believe it. Like....what the fuck. I love it. This guy fucking rips.

[cah2000]

did he just do a slappy with his ass?

[moosy7]

hollly shit. how the fuckk do you commit to something like that?

[666kija]

omg assss HOLEEE

[froggerjohn427]

If I had a nickel for every comment with the word ass in it on this video

[SkullLikeASecret]

Broken ass...

[victorpalles]

tag this whit some of this kind: HARDCORE SEX SKATE CURB PAIN ASS

[powerednewt]

curb up the ass!

[staannley]

ass raping to the extreme.

[darkangelbret3]

i don't get how this is a teaser

[cloudydog12594]

Whatever ass he had, it's gone now.

[alfredo7506]

oh my god that´s a very extreme skater

[YONATOOTH]

R.I.P. ass

[Xxsk8musexX]

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[joejoeSVK]

doesn't matter...had sex

[elshando12]

surprise butt-sex from the curb

[seliolafson]

Adios dear bones!

[sharon101ist]

tats my name emmanuel

[13scottb13]

should of gone to bum savers

[davebell06]

was this ever landed?

[Thefordskater]

your out!!!!

[wiredmanproductions]

He stopped shorter on that curb than kim kardashian did in her marriage.

[sarkloid9]

what did he think would happen lol

[MatheusPex]

MEU CÚUUUUUUUUU

[36tristen]

That awkward moment when you get raped by a curb..

[beany118118]

@36tristen yeah my friend was at a sk8 park on his bmx just cam out tripped over a curb and broke his arm

[dfhgasdgfhhhh]

break ass

[peterman30062]

HIM: we oh shit

CURB:no gravity

[bartek80911]

anal terror

[torreblancajr1]

purple butt



[phutch27]

damn that takes so balls!

lots of respect

[LeonDGM]

OOOHHHHH

[tassoinmoto]

how the fuck did he think to stop?

[iSkateCheezy]

@tassoinmoto  more like how the fuck did he think to do somehing that stupid ! hahahah

[joeymills1]

now who the fuck would even consider trying that.. stleast he was wearing pants be thankful for that

[Sk8adude48]

well what did you expect?

[sk8tha918brah]

how much money did they give him to try that? haha

[skatedemony]

00:26 there is a guy haha

[Madseasonnn]

Whole video I was like

:OHH Oh Ohh.. OHH YOUR BUTT

[DrZxck]

thats some serious but munch

[THEJASUTIN]

nice ass plant

[ItchyPoopzkid1]

scary..

[48bobcats]

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee­eee mother fucker

[kungfusnoopy1]

Man thats got to hurt. He got spanked

[1997flip]

yay i made it to the top comments!

[haircutbob2]

Holy fuckin tailbone, Batman!

[tjoohoo11]

i dont know what is more brutal. The actual trick or the slam.

[bun182]

anyone else tensing their bum when they watchthis?

[RuubertSkate1234]

i have that poster :D

[127mrbrightside]

wheres nick mulens hall of meat board right in the ass on carlsbad gap

[SkatingWithElement]

What the hell was he thinking? There's a curb right there.

[Yell0wSn0w555]

that took soome serious  balls

[kidmendo]

this dudes legit

[Sm0keNSK8]

dude i live right up the street and that thing is way bigger in person

[CallMeTerminata]

He shoulda been wearing and ass plat.

[aCronicSTD123]

0:15 oh shit. Oh Shit! OH SHITTT

[Ipwn00bi3s]

Where the hell did he expect to go with that except into a curb?

[flipboard100]

how dose it feel to get butt fucked?

yea,he knows how the girls feel now

like if agreed

[artosk8fdr]

one of the sickest things i seen on a skateboard!

[josephwa93]

taking a shit must hurt after that.

[ariplayer15]

@josephwa93 lol

[TheCaliDreams]

Damn that shit hurt

[Garutte]

At the end the thrashermagazine . com said shut up to a guy

[DissMeForFree]

keep pressing 3...

[PeopleEqualShlt]

OH MY HASS! Too much impact!  check out Ali Boulala 25 stair for ore ass ownage

[luckytom13]

he was falling vertically in this direction --->

[Ducatifreak999]

assslam

[fvckben]

thats syko

[PixelSkateboards]

that curb wasn't his friend

[austinskate210]

he didnt roll away because he got butt hurt

[baadrim]

Suprised buttsex!

[DavidthePOSER]

He's lucky a car didn't hit him.

[crazyskaterguy11]

thats like 5-10 minutes from spoa skate park

[slightlyjosh]

@crazyskaterguy11 whats the spoa? isnt that soquel?

[crazyskaterguy11]

@slightlyjosh spoa aka Skatepark of Athens is like 5 min from that spot.

[hello54763]

unlucky

[lonni0]

boum.



[jamieworld2077]

oooo' must of hurt but props for being so game :)

[autentyk]

@jamieworld2077 what the fuck does "must of" mean?!

[bobbyewing311]

@autentyk sort for "must have" dumb shit

[autentyk]

@bobbyewing311 yes, you are indeed sort of dumb shit good sir for failing to spot a sarcastic rhetorical question.

[bobbyewing311]

@autentyk why are you getting so mad on the internet bro? go outside

[xXshermanaterXx]

Raped

[SeattleSk8Production]

suprise butt sexx.... o.0

[TheWake247]

I think that just cost him a pair of jeans

[poopashoop]

suprise butseks

[cor3yth3b3ast]

i havent seen anyone take it in the ass that hard since pamela andersons sex tape...

[bob69blind]

@cor3yth3b3ast hahahahahahaahahahahahaha

[chewynickerson]

@cor3yth3b3ast

did she get anal in that video? i honestly don't remember...

[longzuk]

@cor3yth3b3ast ...she was a porn star...

[jokamund]

O's he not on Santa Cruz anymore?

[freqeist]

balls of steel

[Juggler1711]

that shit was pretty tight until the fall haha

[joshuam141414]

Damn i was going to say something funny about his ass but you guys took all the good jokes

[Grapesaregood1234]

Some one invent the butt pad

[goeatyourpeass]

haha dude is butt hurt

[zimgir5000]

that is so insane to ollie into that!!! wow that must have killed his ass hole

[1997flip]

he still landed it

[concon264]

well, now he knows what prison will be like if he ever goes there.

[AYummyD0NUT]

hello , my name is emmanuel guzman and i like to slip and slide on concrete

[Invaderrrrr]

he cracked his butt

[austinochoa1]

Counts!

[cooldud117]

wat do you people get out of waching other people hurt themselves

[NathanielGreyeyes]

this is in september issue

[FALLENer16]

damn speed wobbles

[mrdopeshoes]

haha broke your ass xD

[adamleclaireskate]

i think it counts

[jakeskatesrevelation]

haha oh fuck he got butt fucked hella bad tht would suck

[WestTigersFan360]

he lost his virginity to a curb :)

[kimikuro]

i see you found your bust-it baby!! hahahaha ouch though dude

[skatercuban]

hahahahah what a slam i call that ass bonk up the curb

[NewYorkCityTaxi]

Suprise butt sex ? xD

[piggiedaspig]

wow that bank didn't wanna take an end

[yakov6327]

Ass slide XDDDD

[ROYAL5ALEXIS]

i know where thats at!!

[TheWatsonGreen]

i hope the 2 people that disliked this were just turned off by how painful it looked, and not because they didnt think it was gnarly enough..

[nogo488]

impaled so good

[sk8legendz]

the line was simple at least...ollie into big ass bank hall ass slide outbreak your butt in half entirely...

[industrialhemprocks]

ILL

[sk8erpunk345]

delicious ollie to super speed wobbles to ass rape.

that dude has balls. i would never ollie into that sketchy ass bank.

[Funkatronical]

thats how you kiss your own ass on a curb fucking cRazy ass drop id fall on my face.

[skateitupable]

damnnnn i wonder how long a break he took from skating for that

[chubbz0605]

dammmmmmmmm!

[planbskaters159]

what happend to that hall of meat tingy that pops up before he bails - it was catchy lol

[kingskillz14]

ass bone broken

[GaarasLoveOfDeath]

Can You Say Bum Rush?

[supersoulrider]

ze MAN fuck........ You KIDS!!!!!

[xxxblackjackxx]

dude ilve like dow the steet from there



[doriankneelandFILMS]

he aint gone shit right for weeks

[lurknslurp]

he wallied the curb with his ass

[witchlover114]

why the hell is riding a baker?

[malpal2004]

@witchlover114 watch the storie at thrasher

[MrSamir1126]

oh damnnnnnnnnnnn peanut butterrrrrrr and jammmmmm

[24onepiece]

@MrSamir1126 its bammmmmmmmm green eggs and hammmm

[MrSamir1126]

@24onepiece i nooo but i felt like sayin my ownn versionnn XD

[wadestopmotion]

r-r-r-r-raped

[Soopatone]

OUCH! raped by the curb!

[yodathedeathshadow]

raped

[SpaceCrafters]

talk about curb hoppin

[MrEtniesrocks]

he bounced up the curb

[jamiemrussell]

heavy



[RainbowTrucks]

@slfandoz You're a moron. You could say that with any skateboarding trick. The objective was to ollie into the bank and roll away from the whole thing. You're comment was just stupid! When someone stacks a set of stairs you could say "He could have just kicked the board away, thats totally avoidable" But how was he supposed to fucking know that he was gonna fall and be in hall of meat? Jackass..