BREAD.

[jasminethebird]

I have a gluten intolerance. Subsequently, this video made me cry. Not cool, man. Not cool.

[Muhkuhsolvan]

wow, that made me having an errection. and i do not have a dick. pretty weird, man

[Coopedful]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Gravitic]

Strangely erotic.

[travermaster]

BREARD!

[SMGG74]

good bread = magic.

[nataliemaeonnaise]

bread makes you fat.

[JessikaisaBAMF]

@nataliemaeonnaise Bread makes you fat?!

[Sn0wballshredder]

This makes me want some beard COUGH I mean bread!

[PanndaKat]

I thought this video was called Bear. I am disapp- wait, just make one, please.

[colourmeful]

i've never liked the sound of eating so much in my life

[kyrash3ridan]

bread makes you fat?!

[xannax14x]

Jaw cracking? Me too...

[0987twilight]

Funny things is, I thought this said Beard.

[JeannaRoo22]

Are you trying to seduce me? Hmm?

[friendxorxfoe]

lmao i couldnt handle this. im crying from laughter xD

[MegumiGoose]

Haha I love you.. you actually got me to laugh out loud. I thought I lost that ability.

[MegumiGoose]

@MegumiGoose You did it again... Are you some sort of a magician?

[sweetmoonlight88]

oh that's ok i just read your twitter..

[sweetmoonlight88]

i don't want anymore arguments andr i like peace in my life

[sweetmoonlight88]

hi andr still waiting for that email. a simple no will do. ugh

[LifeGivesYouSugarToo]

i think i enjoyed this vid...?

[mrparakeet1233]

I Had Sandwich While Watching This

[reianaisawesome]

this.

[TTSjordan]

I thought this video was called beard.I am disappointed.^-^

[CeeJayDee94]

I was eating bread when watching this

[carolynelaneylane]

your intonation/voice/beard really reminds me of Jack from lost

[sweetmoonlight88]

omg you still have so many viewers. lol

[ducttapeisthebomb7]

why did I just watch this four times in a row?.....

[AmericanAirsoft100]

uuuumm HELLOO!!?? WHERE IS TEMPER TANTRUM!?

[HalfOfHannah]

HE'S JUST EATING BREAD. WHY DO I FIND THIS HILARIOUS???

[Brittanysaurousrex]

That bread sounds really really hard. o_o

[RainbowDinosaurx]

His teeth are so straight that it's not even as gross as it should be...

[mallemis]

so that was traumatizing ;)

[zewfer]

it freezed on 00:29 .. i said eww out loud O.o ..

[nicholasblvs]

Temper Tantrum?

[Thalia0415]

"I am disappoint" haaha, sems lile yummy bread...i want bread now... hold on. Ooommphh, im eating soom yummy cuban bread xD

[bknygurl]

I... love you. ahahahahaha

[evitastefan]

hahahahaha

[shocoohmma]

you sure do like putting that roll in your mouth!

[CleaLeone]

your teeth are marvellous!

[LaughLiveKace]

Yum.



[gwizzle37]

...You have nice teeth.

[Techanamii]

You just took one bite and already im craving bread -_-

[Mystin857]

Wow, just wow...lol this is classic AB! <3

[greatezalor]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

[TravauxEnCours]

I think this is my favorite video of yours.

[creativemachine]

@TravauxEnCours mine too, besides the new year tantrums

[DailyTimeKiller]

That's a lot of carbs you're taking in there, man. Dr Adkins would be so disappointed...

[Vinvegas09]

That, was one intense session of man vs bread.

[MyChemicalWassage]

your teeth are beautiful :3

[xzemmyx]

I went from --> tumblr --> looking for a gif of SpongeBob --> someone's blog entry --> to your channel. lol I'm glad I decided to check tumblr today as it eventually led me to your videos. XD Sooo I'm still a new viewer to your channel, I hope to catch up on the old videos, and see some more new ones. ^_^ Also: ...now I'm hungry for a sandwich. D=

[stoofnstuff]

@xzemmyx you broke the no1 tumblr rule :O i am shocked

[xzemmyx]

@stoofnstuff Eeep Dx I didn't mean to. lol

[BurntPoptart1023]

jw do you watch south park?

[guitarmanjustin]

I laughed through this entire video...love that quirky Andrew!

[ImStandardUsername]

okay

[misheruhime]

but I likes the crusts.

[JulieNicoleSays]

that bread looks so good. my friend travis just brought in the most delicious bread the other day 2 physics. i was like omg.

[lalamariaXD]

i'm being totally honest right now, i thought this video was called BEARD. haha :P

[x3BMTH]

I can see your saliva..

[ZebrasDoDance]

Is it sad that I found the farting noises the funniest part of the video?

[Frankiebabe93]

wow.. NICE TEETH :D

[Sheryl4]

haha, food video, KandyKrew/Saturdudes-style.

[hellomycheese]

Why do you look so much like John?

[TheHospitalPlease]

I found this video..rather interesting.

[loliscoollike]

Im gonna go have some bread.......

[iggplant]

UGH now I have to eat bread.

[iggplant]

I thought this video was called Beard. I am disappoint.

[TheJeebah]

More seductive than anything, ever.

[rhiannonradiation]

Why was this so amusing?

[rosehips360]

Phil brought me here ;)

also, approximately best 40 of my day.

[loliscoollike]

@rosehips360 Me too!

[013007011]

Somehow this 40 second procrastination has made my assignments considerably more bearable. I'm now ready for serious time once again. :D

[JaeyDee23]

9 people have no sense of humor.

[TheCaptainQuinn]

?

-Captain Quinn (AWESOME OUTDOOR VIDEOS)

[Scabia25]

breads bad for you

[loliscoollike]

@Scabia25 Well i think its rather.... how you say... EPIC! :D

[strawberryxxpikachu]

I haven't had food yet today...and this makes me want to eat bread soooo badly D:

[Lisaahhftw]

Bravener never disappoints. 

[LaPersonaNonGrata]

I want to eat beard now. 

[songstres07]

dagnabit, now i want a baguette!

[stefania825]

So...it looks like your gums look pretty healthy! :)

[barkingtriscuits]

ha you don't know how many times I clicked on this thinking my computer was stupid by reloading 'beard' when I wanted to watch 'bread' because of the intro... I was wrong.

[PurpleSkittleLover]

You look like Charles Trippy. :)

[deniserendipity2]

The beard! It's returning!

[ks4isu]

OH! See, when I read "Bread" I was thinking, like, money...

[krscrossed]

This was slightly disturbing....I liked it.

[PhoenixByNight]

Anyone got else here from AmazingPhil?!

[whitetoke]

He's even pretty when he's eating bread.....

[xXxMcAngelxXx]

Once I was in France and I ate just a huge baguette of bread like that but I think I was allergic to it because my throat felt weird afterwards :(

[Sockpuppet1234]

that bread looks really delicious. o.0

[ChaoticCookie37]

I bet that bread was soft before you started eating it.

[urmysplashofcolor]

That makes me realllly want bread. WANT.

[Stain0]

Oh une baguette! Yummy!

[imelizabeth4]

oh... i read it as breed.

[euancmurphy1]

I thought this video was called Beard. I am disappoint.

[Ssource6]

Bread porn.

[NamelessShadow90]

I feel slightly violated...

[jeweetwelcaspar]

Sexy!

[joohia]

I love you Andrew Bravener.

[RichyBabess]

That actually looked like some really nice bread.

[HelloMariaFernanda]

I would hand feed that man bread for the rest of my life if given the chance. :'c

[MovieFreak880]

@HelloMariaFernanda omg! I was just scrolling down to the comment section, and when I looked at how old your comment was I read 9 month and not 9 hours.. I was confiused

[HelloMariaFernanda]

@MovieFreak880 Haha.

[yutuber1981]

Brilliant!

[morpheusrulz]

you have great teeth. and im lovin' the 5 o clock shadow.

[blondiexx137]

Lmao! Also, I love how you just shaved and you already have a lot of stubble :P

[kevin4free]

thats brutal watching..

[LeitoKodachiTakashi]

MORE CLOSE UPS PLEASE.

[pajksi]

even eating bread... you look sooo sexy hahaha

[dearcatherinee]

This shouldn't have turned me on.

[Satanmage]

@dearcatherinee It was appealing, with just the right amount of disturbing.

[AristocratticMint]

perfection

[TessieTee]

BREAD

[RionaMeave]

well played sir bravner. Well played

[MistakeWithoutMusic]

that is some really nice bread.

[TheAerochick13]

Good lord, your beard's already growing back.

[sandrecsik]

The description is gold.

[GabyLalaaa]

Best video I ever watched.

[AllisNelly]

I was thoroughly entertained. :]

[Lizzieboo30stm]

Omg! That was amazing!!! I love it so much!!!

[recklessshitnkittens]

This. Is. Perfect.

[noaveragenerd]

Woah. The beard is already growing back.

[MegaMuffin4568]

i love this, andrew! :P :)

[sketchi93]

i'm impressed by your beard growing skills

[ileft]

i was so so so confused. You started with the beard so i thought i misread "beard" but then it did say bread,because there was bread. Ah.

[Sabriel42]

I like bread.

[XXmissmurdergirlXX]

you have a purdy mouth :B....awwkkkwarddd

[soggybox]

NOW I WANT BREAD

[animallover1224]

You are amazing xD

[0hlaurenyou]

Geez, that sucker grew back quick.

[indigoscar]

this made me hungry when i wasn't hungry before. bread = awesome. and according to ramona flowers it makes you fat, lol

[ourhipsterlife]

wow

[MyInsaineRomance]

OMG! Andrew you are the coolest ever!!! I didnt think you would actually do it! hahaha. This makes you Awesome.

[deidrefunk]

YEEEEEEUP

[bg27garcia]

Hahahaha xD I thought it was called Read

[007cvaldez]

oh dyslexic people...what would we do without you?

[mrsmichaeljackson13]

I thought this was called beard

[TamerlanePNR]

seeing those chewing close-up shots only made me more hungry

[sandwabelle]

that bread looks yummy

[Gogohax]

You're gonna get fat! xD because bread makes you fat!

[willykittylovescokis]

i thought this video was called BEARD.

[CandiiDuckii]

The fart noises caused my cat to fart violently.  It smells so bad... :(

[0MrCreepY]

you're awesome :')

[SoarOfTheConchords]

Please don't tell me the next one is going to be called BARED.

[AnnaBaka623]

nomz nomz nomz... Actually that looks like more a baguette :D

[SoarOfTheConchords]

"Bread makes you fat?"

[XxXMoeshie147]

lololol bread... after a video called beard XDDD

[XxXMoeshie147]

@XxXMoeshie147 thats genius XD

[AokiLapis3]

Ohhhhh that was some sexy bread eating. ;)

[onethousandsteps]

Damn you. Now I'm craving a baguette.

[createthespace]

every time I crave carbs I'm going to watch this video and live vicariously through you eating them.

[keithzworld]

I watched this while eating garlic bread :)

[hatshatsandmorehats]

that bread sounded really good...js

[HanneloreRatte]

This being the internet, you probably just turned on a whole group of people with an oddly specific fetish. And all of your fangirls. Congratulations. XD

[kotor2freak]

My, my. What nice teeth you have.

[UrMomIsClockLike]

That was beautiful! It was reminiscent of Andy Warhol's early work as a filmmaker.

[TaelenHale]

i am so happy you actually made this

[BeaNieRoka]

You look like charles trippy's long lost brother lol

[gkriebz]

i want some bread now

[psypants]

OhhOHHHohhh... that was so sexual!!

[youluv2h8]

YES

[WhyHelloMegan]

First thought: You have nice teeth.

[DangerWildpants]

Love it! Do one on raw Hot dogs

[RainbowsAndSocks]

AmazingPhil sent me here<33

BUT I'm not going to be annoying, I ENJOYED THIS VIDEO! :D

[asiachan21]

:D ... this was the best thing. *dies*

[Rawlyssa]

@5starangel You, know, ifI squint my eyes just right, I can see the same exact thing.

[x1xPandax1x]

chew with your mouth closed D: 

[ItsLikeAFish]

i really want some bread now.