How To Get Girls

[angel00cutie00kitty]

lol xD

[defineunknown]

lol! that was so true about the girls! lol! especially the POCKY! EHEH!

[lol392]

whats with the dislikes 0.o

im a girl and i approve ;)

[shannonsaywahh]

LOOOL sticker pictures <3 fooo shooo

[ayurishijin]

ahahahahaahahahhaha i loved this video, two years old, but so funny :D

[12onnieful]

just gotta drop yo pants and say suck it

[fartman120]

"guys...safety" HAHA!

[hecktick133]

haha you look like my dealer!

[ersaamen]

@DrewPickles9000

Seriously?? you're an asshole

[To1l3t]

This doesnt help i wans just looking around but this doesnt work

[CitySwrl]

yay! so i get starbucks & pocky!!!

[ladyXtramp]

fuck dude u literally make me laugh out loud. haha shit. haahahahah

[starstarstar42]

Could have sworn one of the steps involved roofies.

[AznMcchunky]

You know what the best way is? Stop searching "how to talk to girls" , turning off your computer and Talk to Them , they might actually like you.

[tiff9165]

he sounds like he dont know what hes talking about lol

[PincessYue]

HI!!

[zairekrieger]

i don't even like curly fries!

[ahmadosama]

He said in the video, "if you're white, you're not impressing anyone by speaking Chinese". Well I've got something to say to him: if you're Chinese, you're not impressing anyone by speaking white !

[TheBlackKatana]

QUAD! MULTI KILL!

[goudz23]

@ahmadosama that makes no sense...

[ariunbaatar]

cute guy!

[AnimationFreakx3042]

cao ni ma de bi, oh im white.

That's chinese....

[inflorire]

I'M NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE!? Haha. But you can pick up the five bucks. I won't mind. Actually... I want it! Leave it alone!

[dudesguy77]

Interesting video....i bought a book from a pick up artist named alex mir, the book changed my life with women. definitely take a look if you want to up your game. if your interested- fivestarcoaching(dot)com

[00neverbackdown00]

..... talk about dropping the balls

[staluck]

this guy is a fag

[limmy147]

good ten tips =P

lmao =DDD

your too cute

[WinKetchup]

pocky! :D

[cutiepie1055]

i love pocki

[anjodavinganca]

did u EVER got one???? hahahahahahhaah

[jiangshenghai57]

lol

[abdiwakil2009]

nice video maaaaaaan

[SnareDrum89]

you rule dude.

[blacstuff]

imao

[matosyablaze]

he aint get no bitches

[cychilami]

wfT guy i farted :)):)):))saftly:)):))

[BScomment]

LOL a lot of people... like one

[myzflipmix]

pocky = yumm :) ... i want bubble tea tho :(

[whitneystarr]

SAFETY!!! nice.

[stuffie412]

guys i farted, guys.....safety :)

[NyappyMomo]

lol Pocky

[Bobby33425]

whats pocky..

[CorruptedCorpseSaku]

>:O i like pocky and i'm black nuuuu i messed up >;X

[odi320]

me too!

[Colombiano340]

hahahahahaha so fuckin lame

[caityxboo]

iluuu.

[ItsNoelDur]

I'd date someone if they gave me pocky.

[momochime]

I'd also date a person who would give me pocky...... but only my nephew (one year old) did that...

[DeckedTigerUnit]

Hello... XD lol

[1smax16]

lol im white and i speak chinese, some vet, some korean, and philip =P and i impress my friends all the time....by the way i learned all of the languages from them.....and my friends are all asian......well not all of them, but yea i impress people =D

[iamshpongled]

"HELLO!...that's not even Chinese." hahaha

[doubi07]

do you pop?? thought maybe since you were jammin some Ray Parker Jr. that it would be a possibility =D

[NewQualityWrestling]

thanks for the advice tiki!

[cpToxicgirl101]

HAHAHAHAH

"hello..pfft, thats not even chinese."

ROFL

[kandie0000]

POCKY!!

[StefanGinoFeuz]

dude just awsome.... simple coool this could become a classic one hehe

[ceasar289]

if they're black buy em curly fries and chicken wings hahahaha classic

[IstayUnmotivated]

5 bucks dont pick it up ....... srsly lfmaoooo

[JereBria17]

thanks man!!!!1!!!!1!!!!

[MagnetiX]

lmao. I busted out laughing at the

"Guys...safety..."

too true lol

[minniesweetgreen]

lol, u have the star bucks part right : )

[royespi]

haha

nice vids

lol

make more

[mezao4374]

what about Mexicans never forget about Mexicans what do we do?

[DanielFleissner]

thanks

[nafki]

haha

[floofal]

lol, half the things you suggest won't work although they're hilarious. ^^

[XxterrenoxX]

haha no!! this is so wrong

and ugly ha

[drod15]

What if shes mexican? haha good vids

[hypebeastJ]

Hey incorporatedfx! I need 600 subscribers by monday to win an $80 bet, can you or your friends help me out? we do have funny videos ;-)

[asian12329]

5. be honest with the girl if she looks fat (dont physically tell her this looks fat) say this doesnt look as good on u...u wanna be honest or she wouldnt give a sht bout ur comments anymore.

7.if u c a 5 dollars on the ground y NOT pick it up...u dont pick it up, she will think ur retarted (like wtf u trying to show me ur rick or smth?)pick it up!!...u can use it sumwhere ON THE DATE or at least give it to a hobo

8. if ur white u can impress an azn girl by speaking chinese (makes them laugh)

[asian12329]

this is more like...how to be with a girl not get girls...

1.just say ur buzi (no need to add details cuz then it'll just sound obvious that ur bsing)

2.dont stare all the time...fukin freak them out

4.well in cases like me the other day when me and this girl went to ice cream shop and they accept cash ONLY i had debit and credit card...so im like hey can u pay for this (she gladly did it, its not like shes gonna be a bitch about it, she c u have no cash on)

[WootMapler]

haha man, nice. made me laugh :)

[schoolgirl80]

i love strawberry pokies!!!

[jonmiller308]

GUYS saftey!!!! LOL

[seahawkers101]

i love pretzel sticks covered in chocolate

[llRin]

You're so right about the pocky thing! xD I think I've tried all the different flavors.. and sizes of pocky that ever existed. -.-

[SunShiineKeziah]

AHAHAH big discount lol

[Arunictrichloride]

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━━━━┃　┃　┗━┳┳━ conds of ur life

[jberry5desu]

LOL ! I love your vids. even though... I just seen two. GANNA WATCH THE REST. RIGHT. NOW ~!

[3xilewarrior]

"hello..... pfft thats not even chinese" very funny alhou maby ur tips arent the best... maby just be nice to girls and be able to tell if they like u... and if they do xD!!!

[co0kii]

"when girls ask you to take sticker photos, you do it, and then pay for it, then laminate it"XD

[AJThai]

your mean beacuse im chines in 3 i hait you

[Nassica89]

...i would like pocky plz ! ^_^... and coffee & fries (for i am white-asian-blk) lol

[sgtsbre]

AWESOMe

[cheesypineapples979]

"hello...that's not even chinese" lol

CP<3

[ItsThisAsianDude]

LOL

[x3kaii]

"please pay for dinner!!"

[arubiangirl04]

haha.. curly fries!! haha xD

[malongdigosh]

lolz curly fries and chicken wings

[xstarxbladex]

i love u

i wanna fuck u up the ass

[harlinator15]

thats just wrong....

[flipbook21]

lmao so wrong... made me lol till beer cam outa my nose

[cavic4life]

retard -,-'

[EllenJayBaybee]

This is a shit video.

[alchemized]

Im white, and I like starbucks, chicken wings, curly fries and pockey. XD Im not picky. I like food. :D

[josholaveson]

my girlfriend is Asian and i never had to buy her what you said i just gave her a ride in my Audi r8

[rusurazvan]

that meas only your audiA3 can catch girls,not you

[precious3angel]

i agree. its kinda racist to treat people different on the type of food u give them. im white and i friggin hate starbucks

[ElementalSigma]

godamnit will you all shut up about the food and how its rascist! this is a flippin comedy, it wouldnt be funny if he didnt use the stereotype, would it!? and its not like he's trying to be mean by using them!

[reaperofgenocide]

I didnt watch the video but just give a girl an ecstasy pill and... thats your tip

[ranDUMBcomment]

Lol that was fucking funny.

I bet most of the people who post bullshit on this video have never even gotten close to a girl.(s)

[baraka1992]

curly fries and chicken....works everytime.

[Saintsdooga]

what about hyspanic

[KMELIZ21]

first off i'm black and I do not eat chicken wings u dumb idiot...or curley fries....I perfer spicy...ha

[shelligirl4545]

what about mexican eh?

[shelligirl4545]

lol i couldve gotten her starbucks

IF SHE WERE WHITE HAHHAH

[XxKnytishxX]

he's kyute funny lol

[AngelwingRinn]

^^ I wish teh guy i knew used sum ov tht stuff

[Nandifee]

This guy is crazy, in a good way! :)

[VlAaAaDiMiR]

rasist bastard

[Qingdao1984]

haha,nice vid

[chucknorrispownsass]

that was so racist but awesome

[dominickd16]

I need help this girl in my school always says hi to me and asks hows it going. i kinda like her but i just say im fine and she laughs and walks away does this mean she likes me?

[ElFuzzle]

lLOL, just go rape her gg.

[dominickd16]

Lmao

[carme1oanthony]

u gotta be kidding right? guys u wanna girl make her laugh trust me.

[saioo00]

you like to be laugh, you like a guy to make you funny thing? You must be a Party Girl.

This Video is talking about ONLY 2 people Dating, Private thing.

this video is Not like Party, and talking to all the people and having fun and ASK for Date. OR Sleep on that day Party night.

What an Idiot ?

[carme1oanthony]

dude i cant even understand wat u are saying.

[saioo00]

becuase your english is bad.

[carme1oanthony]

mine is bad? did u read what u typed last time.

[saioo00]

oh did i say that my english is good?

[carme1oanthony]

dude this is stupid what r we arguing here?

[saioo00]

calm down..

the point is i understand your English, But you don't understand my English.. i don't know who english is bad.

so, Just do your Video man, I like your Video.

Peace

[carme1oanthony]

cool so we have a understanding sorry if i offended u :)

[baseball9871]

lol if they are blak buy them curly fries and chicken wings

[hyperdelirium]

Hah! Made me laugh, good work! Sadly, the joke about looking at a girl... *shakes head* more guys at my school really, really need to heed that advice. X3

[Ramonmedina15]

dude ! i think u need a gf.......

[nollllllllen]

lol i liked it xD

[lidltomat]

this is a joke,right?

[mills3079]

"does this make me look fat?"

"well.... if it was questionable, yes"

rofl my farking arse off

[thekiterunner22]

this made me laugh so hard

[purplebuttmonkeys]

hmmm.... none of this shit works you poor pathetic minds need something more productive. Why don't you make a film of this demonstration?

[ihaveanoname2]

L2 english, and he's obviously trolling.

[HatarakiHaruno]

wth is this...-_-

[MelonHeadFilmz]

not all that helpfull

[robsnolongernmuskoka]

Don't wear this hat

[Dannnnnnnnni]

matte ur gay as fuck :L

[xxSkippy1234xx]

this video sucked -_-

[butterfly905]

HAhaha luv ur vids Theyre so funny lol!

[ShreddieHeatherr]

That's a load of shit. It's kinda racist too.

[PriincessSBby]

haha why do all asians think we all lyk starbucks

[xcryingwolvesx]

this is so true xD

fuckin red neck just think they're all that...

thats why i dont like white ppl as much anymore :P...

they were racist to black ppl and now azn ppl! D:<

[joe24sam]

why aren't you ever with a girl in your videos?

[jboomy92]

you know nothing about women..

[tmoney132313]

LMFAO!!!! HE SAID IF THERE BLACK BUY THEM CURLY FRIES AND CHICKEN WINGS!!! LMAO!!! (im black)

[tri400]

So, is that good advice?

[tmoney132313]

yea it is

[hmecouch]

fuckn chinc

[smokinsword12]

ahha i have the same computer chair as u lol

[yaco89120]

your a little fag you know that

[masterkuros]

number one best way to get a girl, don''t expect anything intimate. Don't even try to pick up, dont even think about it. It makes a girl wonder if they are good enough for you.

[footballstar12390]

dude you are a funny guy, make some more vids.

[garrobito007]

thnks good tips

[Chr0meButterfly]

dont treat a girl like a buddy, like you would with your male friends/

Girls want to be accepted, just pretend like they your best friend straight off bat! Show confidence! and that your relaxed person!

[shatterblast]

haha yes

[DavidGlennErazo]

wow.

wait! if they're asian..... what do i buy them?

love the video. very funny

[bettafish110]

sushi lol

[shinAeMin]

rice jkjk

[LindaSimonds]

Lmao. I think your hilarious ((:

... and banging ((:

[CaptianPiroxide]

....wow....you suck, like really, stop making videos you fucking chink, gook, zipperhead, slope...douchebag

[StadialProductions]

Ach, that's a bit harsh, surely? Personally, I don't think I need tips on how to get girls, it's all down to personalities, and it's a wee bit arrogant that he thinks of himself an authority on the subject. But, that's just me, and haven't seen any of his other videos, so I can't judge. Ah. What an utterly pointless comment, I'm sorry.

[StadialProductions]

Oh, I was referring to CaptianPiroxide's comment, by the way.

[LoosaFace]

...holy shit bro..ur a fuckin loser.. lol get a sense of humour buzzkill.. and hell this guys advice might actually help you out ;)

[kali4good]

that black joke was mean!i hope your not racist, even though it is kinda true!lol

[lorddragoono]

yah your right that is mean bad people make me angery but seriously at leat hes not a spear shaking munkey ass nigger right pussy