SCARING CHILDREN! (5 year old obsessed with Bernie Madoff)

[jagrench62]

im scared of bernie too!

[mindprism]

He stole the rough equivalent of a semi truck load of $100 bills, so the bushes would have to be very large and thorny.

[missmusicmelodie]

Your such a mean pig! But its still funny ;0)

[Deflecto3]

1st: YOU have a girlfriend?

2nd: Why the fuck are you trying to rip off ray-william-no-imagination?

Lastly: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOP!

[rabbbit12]

thumbs up if u have no idea how u got here

[ChristopherMast]

@rabbbit12 Hehehe... Nice one!

[eviltaf]

This is freakin Funnier than crapp coming out of my butt. Oh yah, did ya find it?

[eviltaf]

This is freakin Funnier than crapp coming out of my butt

[KathleenBummOx]

you are sick and cruel



[KathleenBummOx]

you are sick and cruel

[mzkelsheria]

too cute!!...he is a very handsome boy

[Cheekybarber]

Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HippieHippieRicky]

jhejhjeh . awesome !!!

[AshleyKScott]

I DON'T STEAL ANYBODY'S MONEY!

Oh I loled and loled! He was so indignant at being the same species as the Boogie Maydoff! Someone should tell Bernie even little children find the idea of being compared to  him repugnant!

[amjPeace]

Maybe when he grows up he will find justice for us all!

[talk74]

you're a cruel, cruel man...but it's a great video!

[benzone50]

LOL!

[cooksterz]

They need to put him on the prosecution team! Now he can watch that movie Weekend at Bernies, and then he will think Bernie died!! Its all solved!! haha Cute

[ThOverdrive]

That was fricken precious!

[jenisoutofhermind]

cute

[fehquig]

There's a wise kid... Doesn't even want to talk to Bernie on the phone just in case doing so would make him a conspirator...

[ebiannah]

"Freakin' precious" ???

OMG, you are *so* going to be the cool uncle.

[captainfury2007]

Thats so awesome! Cute kid!

[TheToffeebanoffee]

Jeees Bernie Madoff what a role model ! Cute little guy 'check in the bushes' Chris, get real, search all the bushes. The kid's got the answer, go do it !!!! A LOVES this, so adorable and sweet. Matteo is such a GREAT judge of character. He could help me out ... Bwahahahaha

[koukalicious]

Oh he is ADORABLE!!!!

[andymooseman]

That was great.

He seems like a pretty smart kid. I just hope you don't corrupt him too much ;)

[kenrg]

Who the hell was stupid enough to give their money to guy named "made off" in the first place? Everybody should have the same reaction as the nephew and ran away from him to begin with. Oh, and are we sure they didn't check the bushes yet?

[ChristopherMast]

What's funny is that instead of "made off" he made the connection to "made of" and was thinking of all these things Bernie could be "made of." I didn't include it for comedic timing reasons (it was a "had to be there" thing).

[mikeypwn]

adorable!

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[J4jackass]

Haha~

Missed being a 5 year old kid...

[ChristopherMast]

Skipped straight from four to six?

[ruskie20]

@ChristopherMast I lost those years in Nam

[fuckitsgay]

@ruskie20 didja ever find them ?? "/

[ruskie20]

@fuckitsgay Found them under my sofa...

[fuckitsgay]

@ruskie20 im glad :)

[ruskie20]

@fuckitsgay Found the rest under my rice cooker

[fuckitsgay]

@ruskie20 fukin...amaazin

[ruskie20]

@fuckitsgay damn straight

[ralfonzo83]

brilliant! bernie madoff is like the new monster from under the bed.

[ChristopherMast]

Yep!

[KathleenBummOx]

@ChristopherMast no Christopher Mast, YOU are the monster, this child was obviously scared, you sick prat

[jk47hm4]

@KathleenBummOx Calm your tits.

[moomay11649]

He is a cutey pie!

Mooz

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[TheZarbodShow]

He may be on to something. I need to check the bushes for $50B.

[ChristopherMast]

I think he seriously thought the money might be in the bushes!

[ditzystef]

I have no idea who Bernie Madoff is, but that kid is the cutest thing ever.

[ChristopherMast]

Bernie Madoff was one of the most horrendous white collar criminal of all time :)

[mockjunkie]

"Just like you."

"...I don't steal anybody's money!"

I cracked up so hard. Such a cute kid.

[ChristopherMast]

That line was hilarious!

[Urgo6667]

ahahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahah­ahhaha

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[kokohawk]

LOL! Poor kid. You+kids=corruption.

[ChristopherMast]

Completely :)

[abbyroadme]

LMAO....corrupting one kids mind at a time. :)

[ChristopherMast]

Yep!

[DanceExperiment]

hahahaha poor Matheo

he looked in awe hearing about all of that

[ChristopherMast]

He's actually dreamed about Bernie!

[JimmerSD]

LOL! That was great! The innocence of a child. :o)

[ChristopherMast]

Yep! He has been singing your song for two days! Gotta love the iPhone jack in the car!!!

[JimmerSD]

(blush) Hmmm.. I've found my target market?!? Maybe I need to dress up in a purple dino costume and sing about Wall Street pirates!

"Songs that Your Kids Love but make You Crazy"

[kingbooforums]

can we have naked pics of your girlfriend.

[ChristopherMast]

no.

[anakin1814]

Scarred for life!

[ChristopherMast]

Yep!

[hallbe]

That was adorable...But, frankly, I would never let you around any of the kids in my family.

[ChristopherMast]

Hehehe

[wutzernutzer]

"I don't steal anybody's money!"

HIGH-LARIOUS!

[ChristopherMast]

That cracked me up hard!

[bubbabrand]

"this is freakin precious" lol i concur

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[mikma]

That was cute...mikma was here

[ChristopherMast]

Yay MIKMA!!!

[lexievalle]

i still dont know who bernie mac is, uh..madoff?

[ChristopherMast]

Bernie Mac is different. Not criminal as far as I know.

[OhCurt]

Scarred for life. LOL

[ChristopherMast]

He was mentioning Bernie as soon as he woke up this morning too.. Bernie is the new "boogie man."

[SarahhRUSH]

HAHAHAHAH! This is quite possibly the greatest video ever. Please never have children LOL!

[ChristopherMast]

@SarahhRUSH But I need someone to play pranks on!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Christopher.

So nice of you to help focus that child's mind on what is truly important.

This is as good a video as the boy coming home from the dentist...

[ChristopherMast]

@Blargaldalien He's going to be on a plane back home soon... I think I'll spare him the story of the Nigerian man with the exploding underwear :)