Jooey Deschanel

[gpunk76]

Perfect satire of every little piece of fake shit out there trying to convince the world that they are a "real" person for all the wrong reasons

[PreekiPook]

oh my god this is the best best best.

[ortegag91]

this shit is weird as hell

[nappe2]

How is this funny?

[DunceSparce]

@nappe2 Satire

[TinyVessels23]

youth lagoon <3

[HaleyyBug33]

Woah...he looks like Shane Dawson

[greenlicksoup]

acurate

[jman242713]

He is so not gay

[Jaguwar1804]

White americans.......

[Kimberly199714]

i can watch this every day

[lost3ring3of3god]

I love this. 

[HateburnTheCremator]

I want a boba cake.

[NaveedKoval]

hahaha scott why have you done this to yourself

[plagiebaby]

happy that mike can do something other than box... happy for him!

[EUGmedia]

is that supposed to be joey deschanel? what the fuck

[LikeitsDino2010]

THOSE CUPCAKES ARE FROM CRUMBS BAKERY!!! <3

[dimiii1]

Die

[ademirregis]

classic hipster overload. haha

[Nalesniki33]

this is funny whats with all the dislikes

[HottieBobby22]

645 hipsters take life too seriously and are offended by this video....

[scwrestler21792]

this reminds me of zach galifianakis' twin bit

[cosmikdeebris]

at the end it should say "and i'm a mormon" lol. looks like one of those new mormon commercials

[aabrilamor]

haha

[veganazi]

This is supposed to be funny?

[StringerDev]

Not gay at all, nope.

[NeonPandaCrumbs]

what a lamestream bro... i love that song though

[sarahabbie1]

nice eyes budd

[projectpat857]

reminds me of zach galifianakis playing his brother seth galifianakis, except this wasn't funny at all

[Tinydevil12]

it's funny because many guys (and girls i guess, 21st century here) fantasize about Zooey Deschanel because they think she's different, unique even, but in the end her originality is processed. She's no more 'unique' than any other person. In fact, she's quite typical; filling the archetype of the 'hipster' quite well.

We should stop admiring stars and enjoy OUR part of society. If we stop equating every human being we know to celebrities, our relationships will develop unimpeded.

[curbdancer2002]

DON'T KNOCK OFF ZOOEY!

[mont01blanc]

This is just fucking gay!

[JWisLegend]

ok.

[AGUniko]

AWESOME, JUST FUCKING AWESOME

[genesisinoa]

Hahaha wtf

[roseharts]

He looks like a gay version of Lupin the 3rd

[yasminesaqer]

"How to talk like you're in a music box from the 40's..."

[BeanLovesLemmingsHjH]

this seems a lot like an eharmony video

[PeeBrainy]

i love zooey deschanel and i thought this was funny

[FirestormPunk]

Guess some people don't get it...it's about putting Zooey's attributes into a man...and honestly, what's so wrong about wanting to find a girl like Zooey Deschanel? guess some people gave up or can't get out of a relationship to an ugly chick...haha no...but most girl's can be like Zooey...just without the famous part...

but i'd give anything to be Ben Gibbard not just for Zooey :3

[pinkstarproductions]

@FirestormPunk I think everyone gets that. I think like me, everyone also thought it was weak and not funny compared to the quality that Funny or Die usually produces.

[packon]

six hundred and some people identify themselves on this video lol XD

[GreenNastyRabbit]

The typical portrait of an "artist" making money with his fart...

[TheSquiglyPenguin]

Scott's a friking genius

[sircambam]

if you didnt laugh....

[HoltRamsMan]

O I get it they spell zoey like Zooey so Joey is jooey

[BeanLovesLemmingsHjH]

@HoltRamsMan actually in real life, her name is Zooey Deschanel

[Gameathoner]

I hate hipsters so fucking much

[Brust90]

nooo, I was expecting human perfection :'(

[altosaxplayer88]

Dude, your sister is rather attractive.

[wellthatsdifferent]

i love zooey

[OCHiNCHiN8D]

where is his neck, where is his chin. what.

[Kenziegrl12]

He doesnt even look like a hipster.. he just looks like a rainbow threw up on him and he grew up in the south

[pharlap1234]

i dont know why everyones saying hipsters dislike this, its just not fucking funny .... who laughed during this?

[TheIkkap]

@pharlap1234 I didn't laugh once and I usually laugh at everything.

[HxCSounds]

i dont get how she came to be a hipster icon?

[laughablenesscomix]

Boo.



[FooJackit]

Hating on hipsters. So mainstream.

[theeaterofpie]

wtf is this, i dont even

[lolraxjimmy]

BWAHAHA this is incredibly funny, Haters voting this down.

[davd1986]

Jewy Deschanel?!?

[kamdan2011]

EXCELLENT parody. I hate Zooey's guts with a passion.

[rockslideproductions]

Psh. I liked Jooey before he was cool. Ever since he made this video he's just been too mainstream for me. I like this new artist, Qwan. Yeah, you've probably never heard of him.

[SonicMarrio11]

lol when I saw the thumbnail i thought it was Shane Dawnson XD

[BrutalRubber]

This just looks like a bad Seth Galifianakis imitation.

[moneyyea96]

xD This is hilarious!

[joejumps4fun]

Is this guy really Zoltarkill?

[iluvpurple911]

You don't skip the intro when Chuck Norris is in it.

[jeffwyatt]

Something tells me he takes it up the A ' $ ' $ : )

[310sucks]

572 hipsters are offended they will never hook up with a pixie dream girl like Zooey.

[videogamenostalgia]

@310sucks It's terms like 'pixie dream girl' that explain why so many people find her and her fans so incredibly irritating, and hence why this video exists...

[TheFly212]

Not funny at all. Kinda stupid. maybe I don't get it, but this was a waste. I want my 2 minutes and six seconds back!!!

[pinkykhan464]

@TheFly212 Too bad you can't. That's how time works mate

[getogatocat]

This was funny. If hipsturds are angry or defensive for someone they never met and will never meet so be it.

[Blueknightex]

Is this video a spoof of something else other than Zooey Deschanel?

[amandaaxfamous]

um youre not funny, most people like zooey deschanel you fucking retard..

[CanadaOwnsYou]

this should be a two-part video, for his double chin.

[leo00o83]

die now

[colejinc]

Zooey is BFFable if you catch my drift.

[starwarscomic]

Don't care. I'd still do Zooey.

[ChristopherAlanGraha]

excellent! i completely get this video.. and now i see Zooey how Will Ferrell sees Zooey :( thank you Will fuckin Ferrell for ruining Zooey Descenel for me. you use to be cool. from an ex fan

fuck you.

Jackass.

ps i know im over reacting but Yes man is my last ..decent memory of Jim Carey.

im sorry Will, Elf was great..

Semi Pro though..?

Any way from Bored, Stoned Fan, Thanks Will :)

Chris

[stupidlovething]

this made me smile

[Jex134]

For those of you who don't get the joke: the joke is this shit is the only reason Zooey Deschanel is famous---being a hipster tool---yet if a male did the same things he would be completely written off at first glance.

.

Get it now? Good.

[izzatul104]

Hahahah , :D

[annalebanana]

you can't dislike like zooey :p

[itsRBforreal]

We teach important things, like how to talk like you're in a music box in the fourties...

[Grandtemplar1191]

Should I be scared

[TheAntiPC]

no longer funny or die... now should be called... We finally Died.

[6BURG9]

What was with the accent? I've never heard her talk like that. Humor felt kinda off this video.

[ilovefinn96]

I'm a huge Zooey Deschanel fan but I thought that was pretty funny...you guys should chill out lol...

[aliofisher]

very fukkin' gay

[blizzardtube11]

thats fuuuuucked uppp

[verychicindeed]

this is funny hahaha

[filburt47]

This IS funny, don't be hipsters

[yourmotherslover1056]

@filburt47 this is so much better on vinyl you wouldnt understand

[Neostrife216]

If Zooey Deschanel actually starred this video, it wouldn't have so many dislikes

[madeofhatred]

@Neostrife216 its depressingly funny because it's true...

[tk0145]

List the damn song!

Afternoon - Youth Lagoon

[2TrentSteel3]

Ehh, Not bad

[zakpyle11]

Suckshit.

[PhattnessElTank]

die

[music2b4every1]

There's too many LIKES for this video. We need more people to vote DISLIKE!

[lunchbox2085]

@music2b4every1 We who? What we?

[VictorNightengale]

Not funny.

[tommylodz2004]

is it "keep the like/dislake bar even" game or does this video sucks?

[xP1KKAx]

@tommylodz2004 the video sucks. I understood that it was a play on Zooey Deschanel being a hipster and it still wasn't funny.

[penguinrainbowz]

That's pretty accurate.

[turoniner]

Hehe funny...

[titaboy123]

the pants he is wearing are actually really boring..!

[Xiansiempre]

this guy is a good actor.

yes zooey can be annoying. but i met her and yes she is as nice as she appears.

[Xiansiempre]

a sing-writer

[thebestpantar]

o_o ...willy wonka

[TheAgentAssassin]

@strangeEMOchild such a strange thing for an Emo child to say , right?!

[TheAgentAssassin]

I see this kids don't even know the chick this dude is making fun of.

Next time FoD make fun of COD they'll get the reference then

[cindizzel]

Boba Cakes!! lol

[seniornastyman]

I have given balance to the like bar!!!!!!!

[UnstopableQuickscopz]

This guys needs to share what hes on.

[MonoxideChild151]

@UnstopableQuickscopz I don't, whatever he's on obviously makes you a screaming queer.

[Ax3989]

not sure what just happened



[FXfanbutstillanoob]

GUESS WHAT??  I WAS THE 132 DISLIKER :D

[Hugofemaia]

Its balanced now. Lets keep it that way guys!

[homobarbie]

@Hugofemaia way to copy the top rated comment, douche

[odskdos]

Lol kinda creepy

[Elieja101]

...

[watercolors123]

I love you Scott Gairdner.

[timmydiking]

Damn! I was off by 1 dislike

[FlentMan]

I'm unbalancing it!

[RobinsTaste]

I...want to kill myself. Quiet Ryan was the only kindof funny vid in a long time.

[MrSnooow]

if its equal should i go like or dislike

i think dislike...

[R3zD0g]

die

[619kade]

dont waste your time bffable isnt real :-(

[bronwynbaybay]

@619kade sad.

[cupicaik125]

@619kade It's based off of Zooey's website hellogiggles

[joegun525]

I think Zooey Deschanel is effing hot so if I ever see this guy in person I may have to punch him in the nuts!

[cr7ei]

@joegun525 lol :p

[surfs1man]

i knew from day one that her marige to death cab cutie was not going to last what was she thinking

[jimmydart2010]

This was actually great.

[Austrocylindropuntia]

I can sort of see some funniness, but it’s really not that good.

[amberschaffer123]

i liked it to keep the dislike bar balanced.. but i hated it.

[pakratmak]

I think Zooey would be absolutely adorable choking the life out of this douche.

[oloera10708]

stupid...

[9000Luke]

SCOTT GAIRDNER! ZOLTARkill

[246947]

that guy was kinda funny, but it doesn't really apply to the title. whatever, lol

[john52143]

This was awesome but i think half the people here dont get what the fuck that was about

[heyz0os]

Gay. I mean the video, not the guy.

...Okay the guy too.

[coach9087]

THE FUCK

[checklistforlife]

this was awesome :P

[mcmallard]

This is weak

[Austyg]

didn't think emo gays existed . . . =|

[esarbinoff]

Did he have a hard on the whole time?

[RyRoCult]

HE HAS NO NECK!!!!

[DWYosefHS]

LAME. I expect better from FoD.

[ThatBomber]

that was shit

[ClubBangerTV]

funny or die? i guess i'm dead.

[spaghettiandlettuce]

I think funny or die has the most harshest viewers ever....evry1s so serious. Ik some of their stuff isn't so great but you ever think that they know that too?...

[canucks117]

OMG bubble cakes... sounds great LOL!!!

[laughingatyourself29]

I think this is really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Comiester]

i smiled. dont know why ppl gotta be such assholes

[DottorePeste]

I get it, it's making fun of the fact that Zoey is only famous because she's a woman and doing this crap, while any guy doing it would be swept under the carpet. But it kinda fits into the whole funny or die equation of "Take a 1 minute joke + stretch it out for much longer than it needed to be = mediocre product"

[Shala1011]

K he looks them em, but for reall this is just hipster bad.

[saantinoo]

..........die

[cyclingboy788]

DIE

[abcbamz17]

this is bad

[troonorth]

126 seconds of dummer

[lepetitelush]

"how to talk like you're in a music box for the 40s"

[maimingbetty]

This reminds me of a horrible imitation of zach galifinakis' brother seth... I'ma go watch that now.

[AntiCliche]

This really isn't very funny.

[ARoundCube]

Shit, am I missing something? Zooey D is a bawse. This video is shit house....

Definitely a 'Die'....

[iLoveUtubeFights]

Every time i open a FoD video i pray that the dislikes arent too high, and 90% im dissapointed