UFC 83 Review - WWE Style

[cosmokramerrules]

ufc is for dicklickers

[masstransit2]

Squashmatch lololol punishment on his way out Im hating you more as im listening. OMG You do know UFC is real dont you. Theres no Marks in MMA coz theres nothing fake to "know" Jesus DIE DIE DIE BJ GSP one of the best feuds ? a feud that lasted one fight. Admit it your clueless you love wrestling but your friens laff so you do Ultimate Fighting™ to look kewl. IM STILL LMFAO ABOUT STIFF WORK. Brock to stomp the mat against couture lol fedors lost too, On a cut but still a loss.

[archangel7150]

LoL wow dude... Take a chill pill, pull that thong out of your ass and enjoy the fact that this entire video was a joke! What a retard.. Why would you even think it this was real?

[masstransit2]

I know what hes trying to accomplish I did see the WWE MMA style befopre posting its just gay and doesnt belong.

And get of my case or ill tap your ass out with some rape fu

[masstransit2]

A feud isnt two guys signing to fight sayin some mild stuff they dont really mean in a couple of interviews to hype a fight you silly twat. Go back to Wrestling ya tuffer as its so obviously your first love. bandwagon jumping cunt. Bet you know who Cena is and not Kobashi too. AND FUCK ME CALLING BISPING A STIFF WORKER LOLOLOLOLOL COURSE HES STIFF HE ACTUALLY HITS PEOPLE YOU SILLY CUNT. Comedy match ? it was kalib vs quarry not Jericho vs Gillberg. Its not booking its matchmaking.

[archangel7150]

Oh and FYI you might wanna pay attention to MMA and the organizations... They use similar BS that WWE does when trying to bill and hype their matches.. They are targeting the WWE fans and Wrestling is trying to mix in as well, I mean look at the former MMA fighters who are now or have done main stream wrestling.. Frank Trigg, Tito Ortiz, Ken Shamrock, Tank Abbott, and Dan Severn.

[masstransit2]

Stop with the Wrestling stuff like Gimmicks etc and how ca you say GSP Serra 2 harks back to the screwjob ? Either you mean the hometown hero loses which happens in any fight with a hometown guy or Dana would screw GSP ?? And stop with faggy Wrestling terms like star ratings push pop heat face turn heel turn feud STIFF angle Moveset finisher. MMA doesnt need heels and faces to get over. CUNT CUNT CUNT and any other fake watching smart mark lingo.

[ChronicZSmokE]

Mac Danzing is coming for the title...

you'll be surprised

[newfie82]

go watch a wcw video

[champdady305]

i think gsp is the number 1 fighter in the world right now but i think that bj penn might beat him in there next encounter if it happens.

[caniscrewu]

helllo did you 4get about anderson silva,george needs to defind the title a least once.

[champdady305]

true but if silva losses to irvin its up in the air between bj and goerges

[karoolta]

fedor?????

[jsbdoorman]

it is still....1.Fedor, 2.Silva and 3.GSP. Fedor is unbeaten, Silva is just killing eveybody he fights, and GSP is also so dominating. I beleive GSP will eventually beat Silva. And to everybody who think PENN has a chance to defeat GSP....YOU ARE DREAMING!!

[BETNCORT]

Whoever posted this waste of time obviously likes to jerk off to WWE Wrestlers in tights.

[themiz2003k]

I can tell that you do, because why else would you come up with such a homo-erotic response?

[karoolta]

the "in tights" bit was just fantasy.

you could have left it at wwe wrestlers but your mind got away from you didn't it.

[ReductioAdAbsurdum]

Feud? Heel? You obviously grew up with wrestling, and think real sports work the same way.

[themiz2003k]

Dude, this is a comedy. Im getting pissed at the low level of understanding of the MMA community. This video is genius and he deserves immediate and considerable credit.

[ReductioAdAbsurdum]

"Dude, this is a comedy."

Ahh.. after seeing his WWE review, that's obvious now.

"Im getting pissed at the low level of understanding of the MMA community."

It's easy to mistake for sincere, because it's not particularly funny, even if you know it's a joke.

"This video is genius and he deserves immediate and considerable credit."

Genius is a bit of a stretch. It's not a strong enough of a gimmick to carry 10 minutes of commentary.

[sidthekid8719]

pedal salle con pk tu mets des photos esti depais sal.

[kedordu]

and why are u rating like its a wrestling match u sound wierd !!!!lol heat and heels ? please dude

[kedordu]

the ratings are garbage. just stick to the regular shit .

[themiz2003k]

have a sense of humor.

[skillingstad]

itsa preview not a review

[skillingstad]

nvm i fucked up

[cachetonpz]

YouTubers are so easy to piss off. "Diz is MMA not fake lyk WWE!!!" LMAO

[licmy3balls]

fuck this, where can i see the fucking fight, i dont really give a shit what this dude thinks of the fight, no offense. we got to the bar late so i didnt see the first coulpe fights. GSP is a beast, Serra got exposed. there's a reason he's been around 12+ years in the UFC and he's still a nobody-he sucks ass.

[Meodread]

ull never see a UFC on youtube, so stop asking god, they get taken down

[mustapha1king]

Shut up dude, you sound like my ass when i fart.

[blackhawkeye64]

farts are awesome! Thanks for the feedback!!! :)

[mustapha1king]

Dude u made me laugh, well sorry about what i said.. you sound great...

[TheOverfiendDj]

Bisping is a tweener? If hes a tweeny what are you? Your retarded and so is your nervous ass review

[themiz2003k]

bisping is overrated.

[UncleMowglie]

People are kinda being rude to you about your review. I wont do that.. but I'll be a good Uncle..and be honest to you because you sound like a decent guy...listen, not everything outside your parents basement is a feign of Entertainment. I think the Brock Lesner crossover has fucked with your head. Now go get yourself some fresh air..its nice outside.

[TheUFCKid]

blackhawk your a cool guy I like you but, this was the stupidest fucking review I've ever heard. You r looking at MMA like fucking Pro Wrestling saying how good fighters r geting a "push" how you "marked out" how the fighters have good "in ring" work and good "heat" your dum bro this shit isn't scripted it ain't fake like wrestling and their is no "feuds" and their Fucking Fights not Matches. You aint no MMA Fan bro your a WWE wrestling Fan that thinks MMA is the same. DAMN!

TheUFCKid

[jaust248]

Jake, I'm loving the review, these people reacting all pissed off are idiots

[gamingmobile]

UFC is going to put GSP over Fitch?

Did I just hear you say that?

[blackhawkeye64]

That's how I see them booking it.

[supersexy300]

I didn't like your review. You try to make the UFC come across as a WWE show when it isn't (heels)? It's not like that guy tey don't necessarily match good VS Bad it's style VS stle in MMA Danzig is not being built up to be some kind of heel. Bisping is at the MW division because it's his natural weight and they are promoting him because he is an investment due to the fact he has a 6 figure contract for winning the ultimate fighter show.

[copcopps]

Guys seriously this guy knows his stuff, he's just trying to be unique on his reviews. I would rather have a guy who knows his stuff and can be original than an idiot that's boring

[brianou24]

What Gsp said in french is that he's inviting everyone to celebrate his victory with him at the sports bar inside the Bell centre.

[HarvestFlame]

dude....please stop insulting mma with terms like 'heel' and making it sound scripted like the 'wrestling' you see in the WWE.

Nothing more annoying than a guy who can't distinguish between mma and entertainment wrestling.

[blackhawkeye64]

Like I said above, I don't want to insult anything, but I think this is a good way to look at MMA.

[ReductioAdAbsurdum]

"I think this is a good way to look at MMA"

How? The fights aren't staged, so this type of "analysis" is completely fucking nonsensical.

[DesertEagle404]

lol pretty funny man

[Nuttzonyerchin]

pro wresting what are u retarded idiot ?

[blackhawkeye64]

nice name

[doliveij]

That was hilarious, I'm not down with pro wrestling, but this is the funniest breakdown I've ever seen.

[drb00m]

It is UFC .... not wrestling.

[finnicky7]

Bubba Army FTE!

[gravidoff]

dont lyk bisping because he's british? wats that all about? this guy thinks he has it all worked out, he was talking lyk ufc was fake lyk wwe!

[ExistentialAdam]

Crap. I am new to posting. That last comment was for you, miz.

[dchang138]

Dude lose the wrestling angle in your reviews, this is NOT wrestling, you cannot apply the same structure of wrestling gimmicks to MMA. Your review of the matches are well done, but I am extremely annoyed with the labeling of wrestling angles/terms suggesting their heels or faces, its stupid and does not apply at all. Omoplata as his "finisher" come on dude that is just retarded. The "push" on Bisping is b/c the MW div. lacks depth (imo Bisping is not ready to fight Silva).

[Meodread]

i believe he stated gogoplata not oma

[dchang138]

excuse it was a gogoplata... my mistake

[dchang138]

excuse me he did say gogoplata in his review... my mistake, but Danzig did perform both a omaplata and gogoplata in the fight... also just a comment on the Starnes v. Quarry fight, it would have been great of Quarry posed in the middle of the ring with a crane kick ala karate kid instead of the urkel elephant hammerfist.

[themiz2003k]

What are you talking about? Of course it isn't wrestling. It's MMA. He broke the card down in a sufficient manner, and I understood all the terminology.

[dchang138]

I did not argue that his reviews and comments on the match were bad, I thought they were very good, but the using wrestling terms were lame. Talking about fighters being a "heel" and fighters being labeled as heels, tweeners, faces is STUPID! That's what I meant about wrestling crap in his review. It has no relation to MMA. Take a note from Dave Meltzer who has been a long time writer covering professional wrestling now covers MMA he never ever use wrestling related terms in his MMA articles.

[tunzagunz]

I agree. Pro-wrestling fans turned into mma fans are a pain in the ass. Wake up, it's a different sport. IMO, if you want to be a pro-wrestling fan, stick with that! "Tweener"??? wtf? -- "Debuting Mac's gogplata as his finisher" ??? This is a real sport!.. Stop insulting the mma fighters and fans by talking about "gimmicks"

[blackhawkeye64]

I definitely didn't mean to insult anyone or anything, I was just trying to analyze the card.

[blackhawkeye64]

I dunno, I think this kind of analysis has its place, in MMA. I see your point about Bisping, though, the division does need some heat. I was just wondering, why him?

[ExistentialAdam]

You review without bias and demonstrate a decent knowledge of MMA, so those are strong points. An area of improvement might be dropping the professional wrestling terminology. While I get what you are trying to say, it strongly suggests a predetermined outcome.

[themiz2003k]

My mother is the oldest woman in Kusek. She is 43. I loves her.

Anyway, I respect your opinion, but don't you think that this is the greatest thing since Joe-Punk 2?

[archangel7150]

I hear their periods attract bears.. The Bears can smell the menstration

[ExistentialAdam]

I've been watching your UFC vids for a while now and enjoy them. You make some wacky text posts, but great work on your vids.

[themiz2003k]

What are your thoughts on Joe vs Angle from a week ago at total lockdown? I think the match was pretty poor. I mean, what were they trying to do, mix MMA and Wrestling? Isn't that the fucking WORST IDEA EVER? Well isn't it? I mean come on!

[archangel7150]

Rickson by armbar

[themiz2003k]

Depends on if he is a heel or face. If he is a heel, then he probably wins via cheating when the ref (aka everyone in the world) isn't looking. He must work as a heel, being 400 - 0.

[themiz2003k]

Oh and I cannot wait for your breakdown of the Backlash PPV. I think Orton wins via R(KO) in the 3rd round. But i could be wrong, HHH has some good takedown defense.

[archangel7150]

Now you just have to be careful cause Jon Fitch and his Stable of AKA might do a run in and DQ the Match

[Meodread]

dont forget his manager Crazy Bob Cook, I mean the man is a genius at building a stable, plus GSP already is on the bad side of AKA with that win over Koscheck and the complete killing of his title push

[themiz2003k]

The fact that I understood every angle you went to makes me love this and want to have sex with this video. In the butt. You could have been raped in the BUTT!

[Meodread]

genius