Kim Jong Il Dead: Crazy Facts

[DrGaryGreen]

If he lived in the USA, he's be a Republican.

[zapproowsdower]

he didn't die, it's a physical impossibility. he's the second coming of jesus christ, our lord and shit. have you not seen the holy videos?

[guldrev]

or its to "show" the people that what ever they do its important.

[TetrisChemisttt]

'all their family are deadly'

considering the son that tried to go to disney land is a lover of america, I dunno about that.

too bad the general took over

[31173x]

Just another reason to hate communism.

[Ramiromasters]

@31173x Who would had thought that equality, and people in control means that one dude rules with an iron fist.

It almost looks as if it was a tyrant in a fascist state.

[RoxyMonoxide00]

Don't know what's more stupid:

The claims or people thinking these claims are real without any evidence

[jezza1789]

@RoxyMonoxide00 I bet you believe alot of things with no evidence like all the tv you watch

[SpeaksIt]

You have done a despicable job on the subtitles. Please don't confuse people whose English or hearing isn't too good, where may attempt to read your absolute pile of nonsense.

[Kjellarnek]

@SpeaksIt An automatic program does it. Google made it. No human made the subtitles for this video.

[SpeaksIt]

@Kjellarnek Really? That's pretty flawed. Thanks for the info!

[rothpwns]

you remind me of a Turkish Kevin James

[carlobari60]

He is better off dead. His son will be better dead also and anyone that is hand picked to succeed him. Kill them so the people can live. You can read all North Korean propaganda by Googling "DPRK" or is it "DPKR". Play with it. Their main stream newspaper is a joke of brainwashing with lies..

[uniforma69h]

lobsters, yeah right ya gobbing turkey, the man suffered gout. lol

[uniforma69h]

Where do u get this stuff? You cant go in NK without a escort. sounds like bullshit!

[IskArioT27]

@uniforma69h from ex- north Koreans that were defecting after his death

[titteringfiend1]

I just noticed that everyone has stopped complaining about the Youtube Ads...

[Yvieneify]

Ceml Uygur Alive: crazy facts!

Denies extermination of Armenians by his fellow Turks.

[ZiggySA]

I'm gonna file this video under, 'Shit everybody already knew'

[milascave2]

When the Japanese occupyed Korea, they hired korean propoganists to spread the word that the Emperor of Japan was a living God. When the Communists took over North Korea, the party hired a lot of those guys to create the same mythology about the ruling family. And that;s how this odd cult got started.

[Vyna80]

Shit, I gotta find a 3rd world country to take over. Sounds like this guy lived the life!

[johnnyatab]

See, there is no God.

[ipkogb]

I really wish you would refer to North Korea as "North Korea" instead of "Korea" Cenk.

[marharth]

@ipkogb North Korea is best Korea.

[xXPureEvilXx101]

kim jong-il a man... no, a maggot that defines the words irony and hypocrite

[Mr351Nova]

What ah scum bag ! Them people are lost over there..... South Korean leaders should hammer them back into the stone age and we should help them.

[gmichaellogan]

"Very dangerous killer clowns"

[talkindurinthemovie]

who else is jealous of this fucker... I mean he is living my crazy dream life...like if I had a genie or something

[gmichaellogan]

@talkindurinthemovie Yes and no... Could you really live with the guilt that any normal person would have?

[GoatOfTheMountains]

@talkindurinthemovie Oh yea. I'm jealous of all kinds of dead people.

[KiriStarcraft]

@talkindurinthemovie He does it by murdering and neglecting his entire country

[void110]

R.I.P you crazy bastard.

:'(

[jonnyfish76]

grreat vid..lololol



[sj181]

People in north korea are happy let them be.

[BlackScreenCorp]

Also stated in his official biography is that he doesnt urinate or defecate like other people, and that him and his father, kim il sung, controlled the weather..... -.-

[Autonomist3k]

North korea is like the movie the villiage......

I hated that movie.

[kuunami]

Cenk called the Jong family "killer clowns" LOL

[JFuzzman]

RIP Kim.

[MarioandSivanreviews]

smosh

[Algahiem]

Q: What's the difference between Kim Jong Il and Dr Doom?

A: A metal mask and powered armour.

[masluxx]

hey what with this class warfare talk...he has what he has, and he earned, it no one has any right to what is his...

[IntergalacticFetus99]

Why the fuck are the subtitles so fucked up?

[lesterclaypool1]

@IntergalacticFetus99

Engrish, my fliend, Engrish.

[CambridgeHeights]

The guy was a fuckin baller

[GluttonForSex]

"We would be compelled to acknowledge that Stalinism was rooted not in the backwardness of the country, but in the congenital incapacity of the proletariat to become a ruling class. Then it would be necessary to establish, in retrospect, that the present USSR was the precursor of a new and universal system of exploitation." -- Leon Trotsky, 1938

[looker999997]

Dangerous Killer Clowns!

[purvicide]

Kim Jong-Il's older son got busted with hookers in Japan, ya dumb toik.

[taliogoa]

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U



[jiiub]

312,967,000 pop

1,600,000 children Homeless

thats the USA...

[TheDevineBeing]

@jiiub 312, 967,000 pop

46,000,000 people need foodstamps just to be able to put food on the table

thats the USA...

[TheDevineBeing]

@jiiub 312,967,000 pop

47-50,000,000 people have no access to healthcare in America because they have no/can't afford health insurance

thats the USA... -_- (truly in many ways its such a backward and barbaric society -_-)...

[ohmgrown1991]

Bullshit lies. Bullshit lies. Bullshit lies. Western propaganda. Disgraceful scumbags.War criminals. Fuck the U.S.

[DSBrekus]

@ohmgrown1991 I'm fascinated are you a propaganda bot or really as stupid as you sound? Please, elaborate.

[UnseenAdict420]

I offhandedly support communism, from time to time..

JUST NOT THIS MOTHERFUCKERS COMMUNISM; And definitely not YOURS. =]

[rob1993zombie]

It's humorous how all this was going on whilst the western world were snooping around in countries where there were not welcome looking for oil.

[alhazed]

i love read the subtitles to TYT ...they are sooooo inaccurate its hilarious!

[holio84]

Sounds like he's trying to imitate the Abrahamic God.

[Ladiciuston]

but since there is no hell or heaven, this guy just stoped existing... he got everything he wanted by making a whole country miserable and he got away with it... never got any punishment

[13game3]

@Ladiciuston Yea. Life isn't fair. But it isn't fair for EVERYONE. So that kinda makes it fair.

[twizelby]

@Ladiciuston and if there is a heaven then Hitler is there

[MrPJ90]

@Ladiciuston and? Why the fuck would all the other sheeps in that country follow him?

[CambridgeHeights]

@MrPJ90 Propaganda, threats, ignorance, charisma, who knows?

[CambridgeHeights]

@Ladiciuston Don't worry. We will one day have the technology to reverse-engineer a person back into existence. Then we can punish him.

[Br0o0otal]

@CambridgeHeights Probably not, the human species will probably die off fairly soon. We are no different than any other animal that has gone extinct except we are accelerating the inevitable ourselfs. Earth's been here for billions of years, humans about 200,000 years. We will soon be just a mere footprint on this place we call earth.

[CambridgeHeights]

@Br0o0otal I wouldn't be surprised if we live another 200,000 years

[Br0o0otal]

@CambridgeHeights Maybe, but what im saying is 200,000 years is nothing..

[CambridgeHeights]

@Br0o0otal Considering how far we've advanced in the last 1000 years, 200,000 years is pretty fuckin mind-blowing

[Br0o0otal]

@CambridgeHeights Ya, i quit smoking pot like 2 weeks ago (being legit) so stuff like that isnt quit as mind blowing as it used too be haha but i do suppose your right

[LordKaisen]

@Ladiciuston when the country gets liberated one day, all of kim's lies will crumble with it. This legacy will have lasted for less than a 100 yrs, merely a sliver of human history. so for all the death, all the hand-wringing over how to maintain the status quo, and for all the worries he must of had, will collapse once the third kim fails. Merely to end up in the pages of history. That's pretty sad enough.

[loveshinehero]

@Ladiciuston yeah you're right, this man faced no justice. That's reality. That's why we need to work tirelessly to make sure people like this don't get into a position of power or if they do to remove them from that position and bring justice. God isn't gonna do it for us, he doesn't exist.

[loveshinehero]

@Ladiciuston You see when you typed this your intention was to make us feel like the responsibility for there not being a heaven or hell was on the nonbeliever. In your mind heaven and hell exists because it is an ideal, you want this evil little man to be brought to justice but what you forget to look at is the evidence, for which there is none for the existence of either of these places. Reality does not match to what you think is nice to believe.

[loveshinehero]

@Ladiciuston Also, hell and heaven both are not justice. They are the most repulsive of concepts. If Kim Jong Il had of simply "repented" and turned to christianity on his deathbed then he would have been off to heaven. Your disgusting god has no concept of justice, he only gives a fuck about what ideological group you belong to. Atleast Hitler only went after the jews instead of the entire non-christian world. Fuck you for insulting my intelligence.

[jmikejapan]

@Ladiciuston well, sorta. Matter never stops existing, so who knows what he's up to. I don't buy that heaven and hell stuff, but if matter never dies, then we must go somewhere. Who knows, maybe his matter will reincarnate into a Hamburger that he invented. ; )

[rubixcubesolve]

@Ladiciuston but ur wrong and going to hell so gf?

[InvertedFox]

@Ladiciuston Punishment only makes people feel better. They say "revenge is sweet", but it doesn't accomplish anything. The value system and culture that created Kim Jong still exists. The ideas of reward and punishment are so deeply imbeded in our culture that they are almost unquestionable.

"Punishment and reward proceed from basically the same psychological model, one that conceives of motivation as nothing more than the manipulation of behavior." - Alfie Kohn

[aznsketcher]

fucker's burning in hell right now, I hope....

[KhyoteJinkens]

In circumstances as such, I believe that the people should just do what they want. They aren't happy doing what they dont want. So why not do what does make them happy? They're already in fear. Why not be in fear AND happy? Take the good with the bad. lol, idk the world is fuck because sooooooo many refuse to run they're own lives or fight for what they believe is right. Until then, the WRONG ppl with true ambition will succeed and overcome.

[woofalot13]

cant believe you said that .

[blueyesalexya]

you an idiot , kim is awesome

[MiloMatrataMusic]

^ this is proof that with the right amount of media scensoring and attention to detail, people will actually belive anything , even the most insane of things which i have just heard , absolutly unfathomable. But goes to show, another example of this and proabbly the biggest example is RELIGION. lol sheeps hearded by the shepperds, guess who the sheap are... haha

[dontwalkdontrun]

Most of this is completely false. Defectors are infamous for making up crazy stories about Kim Jong-Il. He is a huge movie fan, and he kidnapped those South Koreans and Japanese to make films. Most of his films also have American defectors from the Korean War. Take anything you hear with a grain of salt considering we have been at war for 70 years.

[PurpleStorm8]

Nearly 10% of North Korea starves huh?

....Still considerably better then America.

[mintyvision]

double rainbow all the way.

[woofalot13]

@mintyvision when will people realise there is no such thing as a double rainbow it is just a single rainbow where you cant see the rest of the colour spectrum inbetween because the stripes are in the blue spectrum !

[mintyvision]

@woofalot13 what did you just see? thats right. a double rainbow. all the way.

[woofalot13]

@mintyvision did you not read what i wrote ,it is not 2 rainbows it is one rainbow but you can not see the colour spectrums that join the two ,its a fact deny it if you wish there is no such thing as a double rainbow .call it that if you like but there are not too rainbows in that image fact .

[mintyvision]

@woofalot13 WOW DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY.

[vesperilol]

REST IN PEACE DEAR LEADER!

LONG LIVE KIM DYNASTY!

[woofalot13]

@vesperilol Yup and long live the way the fuck their own people ?

[scribbie145]

why is rihanna showing her ass in the related sugestions?

[piip4]

Well Kim "facts" are just as dumb and unbelievable as some from the US to be fair.

Like Osama captured, body thrown in sea.

Iran building nukes and is a world threat (all evidence suggest otherwise, they allow inspectors in and sign non-nuclear proliferation treaties unlike Israel)

Terrorists hate our freedom

Mercury is good for you

pizza is a vegetable

CO2 is a pollutant and bad for the env. (the spectacle seemed to originate from the US anyway).

Most misinformation on good weed.

And so on

[LMA629]

@piip4 who said mercury was good for you?

[piip4]

@LMA629

Well it's in some flu vaccines so it's probably good for you, and you can search "Mercury is good for you" is see the first vid for solid "research" to back it up.

[TheEyesOfNye]

@LMA629 I lol'd when I read that too. This guy sounds like a nut.

[yerk3]

@piip4 Nobody is saying mercury is good for you. What people are saying, is that vaccines are good for you, in that they will prevent you from getting diseases like polio, smallpox, measles and many others that used to decimate populations and wreak havoc on infrastructures. In truth, most vaccines don't even have mercury in them, and even when they did, it was never in a sufficient amount to do any damage. The actual disease was always significantly more of a threat.

[yerk3]

@piip4 CO2 is responsible for climate change, which has numerous effects throughout the globe, the most disturbing of which being rising sea levels from the melting ice caps. This is what all of the scientific evidence suggests. This is not a topic of serious scientific debate.

[yerk3]

@piip4 The main people who don't accept this well-established data are oil industry executives, who would stand to lose money were people to become less dependant on fossil fuels, the corrupt media lackeys they hire to spin their message, and the countless idiots who are duped by said message.

[2484Stryker]

Fact: he impersonated as a cunt for his ENTIRE LIFE!!!

[MegaAstrodude]

@2:03,

Then why are we letting Obama give missile defense technology to Russia, so Russia will just sell it to North Korea?

[therealjammit]

Nuts don't fall far from the tree.

[QCBEC]

kim jong il is like an asian chucks norris

[LittleMissLeared]

Kim Jong bowled a 300 every game?

Ha. I can bowl a 400 every game.

[PerastikosGR]

You can't hit communism with such bullshit.Try better morals...

[wwehalomixer]

maybe thats why kim jung un is a fat ass

[historyfathead]

Kim Jong il has small peewee:)

[theholyrevenger]

The number 69 remind me of something but I cant remember it .....

[Aeythvaenn]

Shame on the Japanese and Italian cook who made food for for such a disgusting dictator and the foreign companies who sold those luxury goods to him. I would not want that blood money.

[reno17420]

is kim jung II the new chuck norris?

[ninearthify]

can someone answer me why an evil motherfucker like this got everything he wanted and we who don't hurt anybody have NOTHING ? what kind of world is this ?

[s4m10sug1]

@ninearthify

Because usually people who have nothing put in power all kinds of evil characters, giving up their liberties for a little safety.

[yourvidisbad101]

@ninearthify Well, we have to look at initially how people achieved power. It was through violence that one was called "leader" initially, and then through opression they have maintained their leaderships. Some civilizations decided to have a bit more freedom, but still, that's how the world generally works. Whoever has more guns tends to get what he wants.

[IstillOwnAvcr]

@ninearthify a fucked up one, sir.

[PrivateJoker17]

@ninearthify A shitty one.

[Resoses]

@ninearthify the real one

[glarbjerg1]

@ninearthify it's how the earth is.. and have beeen like this in over 20.000 years.. learn to live with it

[maxvanholt]

@ninearthify He had all sorts of cool shit. Did he have any friends? I don't think so. I've known some very rich but very lonely and unhappy people.

[trefod]

@ninearthify Ego maniacal self indulgence has always paid off as a means of getting what one wants. However it has rarely contributed much to the advancement of humanity.

[tuseroni]

@ninearthify because its easier to bully people who DONT have huge armies and nukes.

[jezza1789]

@ninearthify Yes because this isnt a peter pan world If you want something go get it, no one is going to hand it to you. His people feared him so they never stoped him.

[Grayto]

@ninearthify

Its just the world. Don't expect it to bend to your idea of morality. If you want the world to be just you have to make it just yourself.

[prodprod]

@ninearthify You shouldn't envy the blind -- and that's what Kim Jong Il was -- he was utterly blind to what a horrible and vicious person he was. Do you envy him? Does any decent person? Would you really like to have lived his life? He had vast material wealth and wasn't "punished" -- but he was a horrible person -- he led a hideous life utterly blind to how vile he was.

If you do one good thing in your life (and you've probably done far more), you have far more than he will ever have.

[MyChemicalBromance]

@ninearthify The real one >_>

[Zentz29]

I used to bowl a perfect game every time, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[djxthexmonferno]

This is what happens when a spoiled rich kid becomes the leader of a country. ~_~

[warlord90210]

That last quote actually kind of surprised me in a way, it seems like Kim Jong-Il was very childish in that sense. If you wanted to help your mom bake cookies when you were a kid, she'd call you a helper, and she'd say that the helper is the most important part to make you feel good about yourself. It's that kind of mindset he puts to this whole film making assistant thing. It's kind of weird when you think about it.

[andreirocks1992]

if they *did* release a western in china, i bet it would be censored just like Trololo

(music about a cowboy) was. :|

[billiejean1150]

that explains the double rainbow video

[LostManSays]

Seems like an amazing guy. Why he no conquer Earth?

[atillathegun]

LOL he died at 69.

[deeppurple28]

Kim Jong ill is responsible for less deaths than George DUBYA Bush!

[andreirocks1992]

@deeppurple28 did you actually compare the numbers? ;)

[TheFilmCuts]

I heard Kim Il Sung wrote like 1,500 books. now that's bullshit

[toetag88]

I thought Elvis died a long time ago

[tijn12able]

What kind of bull shit is this? Of course he is a super bowler and golfer.

[MaxPrytula]

he sounds like a good person to me o_O

[mautwana]

eat shit. you lie how do you know all of this?// ohh let me guess from the defectors lol what piss kim was ill

[SlipknotFanize]

Chuck Norris killed Kim Jong Il thus making him Kim Jong Dead

[Qjemuse]

did 77 north koreans came to this vid?

I am so glad.

[GummiBearDestroyer]

@Qjemuse nah they would be sent to concentration camps



[Grevlo]

I am SOOOO glad this guy is dead.... not even caring about YOUR OWN PEOPLE!?!? fuck this sociopath

[0Harley0Quinn0]

I am so insulted! These people are an insult to killer clowns!

[yerk3]

@0Harley0Quinn0 Yeah, Pennywise and Mr. Balls (a demon clown who used to haunt my dreams as a child. Fun fact: his irises were crimson and bright yellow and shaped like gun sights!) are both horribly offended by that comparison. And Mr. Balls doesn't like children who say naughty things, not one bit!

[0Harley0Quinn0]

@yerk3 I have no idea why, but I am fascinated. Please tell me more

[EOFFJM]

What the hell is up with the subtitles. They're wrong.

[jamstamanify]

Im not standing up for jim kong il but he was saying things like how he ate alot of expensive food and things while others starved but isnt that what so many people from all over the world do every day

[Qjemuse]

@jamstamanify if you are the president of a country and you know people are starving. will you do what he did? and starvation is just a tiny part of the situation there.

[OhMaDayzz]

@jamstamanify Yeah but we're not hypocritical about it, we don't say we love the world everyday. He's the self proclaimed 'dear leader' of his people who keeps saying he'll sacrifice himself for them and their prosperity..

[PrivateJoker17]

@jamstamanify Yeah but we aren't in control of the countries that these starving people live in, he was in control of one of those countries and had the power to stop it.

[PitBullsBiteHard]

@jamstamanify starve or eat expensive food?

[jamstamanify]

whoever does the subtitles I think you should have a word with them

[Falconferare]

I don't see that much difference between Obamas and Kim jong Il's fancy dinners, but yeah he was a douche.

[TUBOMAGNETICO]

VOTE ROMNEY THE SCUMBAG 2012! BELIEVE ME, THINGS CAN GET WORSE!

[beefoverdose]

OMG Kim Jong is like Chuck Norris!

[itscat92]

Who would have thought someone who looks so dull & dead behind the eyes, could be that fucking crazy.

[forwardpdx]

LOL, HE STOLE IT FROM CHUCK NORRIS JOKES