He Carried Yellow Flowers

[Californiakid5]

1. Hear the name Herman Cain

2. Dislike Video

3. Leave Video

[claton95]

Huh?

[theforgottenwork]

I am so glad that idiot dropped out...or was shamed out of the race.

[spudchickalso]

Ah, too bad. He's a fun actor, but now I'll have to work at forgetting this while I'm watching Justified.

[nsdtr01]

dumb

[JagjeetMann]

imagine if a leader or pm from UK was doing this, this is horrifying

[Atlantafried]

@Eviltwin11111 Rick Perry's been shit-canned also. I guess you're stuck with Mittens.

[Atlantafried]

This commercial is a perfect example why Herman Cain's presidential campaign was a total fail! That, and the gang of whores he was sleepin' with...

[klutterkicker]

I'm confused. Why does this actor establish himself as a complete ass immediately before and after espousing support for Herman Cain?

[MrRstapp374]

@klutterkicker it's a joke don't you know a joke when you hear one

[LocoGroove]

xD Too bad this funny fucker dropped out of the race.

[Eviltwin11111]

@LocoGroove at least we still have 'strong' candidates like Rick Perry

[FeralSheWolf]

It was about time that politics got trolled. All of politics. All of it.

[TheJasonDR]

@FeralSheWolf look up Vermin Supreme ..which is the supreme dictator of all trolls

[ladybeetle3]

I have never been prouder of being a liberal. Card-carryin'.

[TheJasonDR]

@ladybeetle3 lol....Liberalism -Immature Arrogance 

[ChunkJustice]

"Thats a nice bird ya got there, cocka-doodle doo man." ......What!?!



[kanjimanji]

this country is going down fast

[Violent2aShadow]

You know what's worse than this? Trying to explain it to my friends overseas. Just how the fuck do you explain this?

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@Violent2aShadow

Don't worry. Your country is filled with retards, we understand. I feel sorry for you sensible Americans. I really do.

[MrBullfrog9876]

Watching this is like watching a Sarah Palin video, you feel like you had a brain drain or something.

[ninuxy]

And just like Spermin Cain, he goes to fuck a chick in a hut behind his wife.

Bury the Teanuts.

[Mperce]

I just got.....Cain-rolled? Can that be a thing?

[Israelzecret]

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK! HAHAHA

[wikieditspam]

The winning slogan: "More of the same"

[spearsman1]

right there, that moment where the white man hits the black guy in the face and yells CUT! is exactly the summary of herman cain's campaign

[pancakewafflebacon]

DAT TROLLFACE AT THE END

[Lakemangomongoose]

Why did they make Nick Searcy so unlike able in this.

[drgnfly1007]

@Lakemangomongoose Nick is not a likeable guy to begin with. He likes to be a royal jerk to people and then plays it off as "humor" and "sarcasm".

[drgnfly1007]

It's really funny to see this video after Nick Searcy just got done saying he was never a strong supporter of Herman Cain's. OMG! I just cant wait to share this with everyone I know.

[rossl0201]

the smoking of the fag was better.

[camoboy516]

Cracked brought me here... I can not describe how much sense this does not make

[danadian100]

@camoboy516 cracked brought me here too haha! Was the funniest article of I've read.

[fiestatoad]

I'm Herman Cain and I approve of women holding cocks

[kfdisawesome]

I'm so high, i thought this was soooooooooo funnny

[alnunezeo]

You guys don't deserve a gem like Herman...

[slangshotstudios]

I love you Herman Cain. You will be missed. I love you.

[dadidadi91]

Thumbs up if you're here because of Kristen Bell :D

[remastered1950ford]

you better stand behind herman, because he might slap some meat in your stink ASS

[ReiGrim]

Nice chicken, honey!? What the Phooak happend!?

[ntskl]

Murkans have gone completely bonkers.

[harlemkid144]

Herman Cain't got my vote!! lol

[MrWaeseL]

what the fuck

[AMoneyTV]

This is a crying shame

[pastormaker1]

There was a time in America when a man like Herman Cain was three-fifths of a man.

[bcook1670]

I think I am on the weird side of youtube.

[AKAMrWobbels]

@bcook1670 Actually, this is that weird side of American politics.

[joshhilliard]

Thus ends the greatest practical joke that did not involve Andy Kaufman.

[Swimdeep]

Unfrickingbelievable. is this the best the GOP can come up with? was he really in the lead for the nomination?

[GopheReid]

You know...I have witnessed way more than my fair share of stupid videos on the internet...but this one out-stupids all of them.

[ajaben]

hey, I just realized...I never got my liberal membership card!!!

[raindelayshowfan1]

What're you guys, Liberals?

[ericdeford]

What is up with the barrage of ass shots at :53?

[deckard801]

Bizarre, false, patronizing, cheap, condescending, and racist.

[HDaviator]

"Provided real jobs for real people." As opposed to fake jobs for fake people?

[harlemkid144]

Wtf is going on man...

[Tonka8561]

Wow.- creepy and amature.

[ifthethunderdontgety]

And at last, the Hermanator's joke campaign is over.

However, he has requested Secret Service protection while credible threats from his wife remain.

~

[abanks92]

I felt awkward watching this video...

[evangelion10119]

THE COUNTRY'S GREATEST TROLL

[KidA452]

Dear Herman Cain Supporters, I am sorry to hear about Mr. Cain's departure from the race, but I will sincerely encourage to look in to Dr. & Congressman Ron Paul as another choice in this election. I know some of you may disagree with him on some issues, but I think you will find that he is a respectable and intelligent man that is looking out for Americas best interests. We cannot afford another rhino republican like Romney or Gingrich. Please do your own research on Dr. Paul.

[weilii]

It's okay to like this video now that Herman Cain lives in infamy as the biggest troll on the face of the earth.

[schmee6]

Ok, disregarding the rest of this strange ad, was it really wise to have the last line be "Nice chicken, honey," with the guy disappearing into the shack with this woman? Bad touch.

[strikeman1]

Oh, you'll be standing with Herman Cain, all right. Right next to him at the next GOP rally for a Presidential candidate who's actually running. Then, maybe you can have the chance for HIM to ask you "What the FUCK were you thinking?"

[MisterTorgo]

...the...hell...?

[thecircusorganizer]

Also during that time, tuberculosis was killing thousands, so was syphilis as well as many other diseases. Oh and there was extreme racism. Herman is fucking insane.

[mhoyer01]

WTF?

[Orgasmic45]

Cain is the Pokemon Candidate. I support him blindly.

[VICSWEB1]

@Orgasmic45 agre i love that guy

[CounterRevolutionary]

Q: What did the German woman say to Herman Cain when he attempted to put his hand up her dress?

A: Nein! Nein! Nein!

[CounterRevolutionary]

It looks like he will be riding that chicken off into the sunset.

(CNN) - Herman Cain is reassessing the future of his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination, less than 24 hours after a woman said she had an affair with him for more than 13 years, two sources close to the campaign tell CNN.

Cain held a conference call Tuesday morning with his senior campaign staff and told them he is evaluating the viability of his campaign.

[CounterRevolutionary]

@CounterRevolutionary One top campaign source tells CNN he expects Cain to make a decision “within a few days” – based on whether fund-raising dries up.

[FreedomLover1973]

I STAND WITH HERMAN CAIN!!!!

[VICSWEB1]

@FreedomLover1973 he's the greatest. Cain delivers.

[Kevster1993]

This is worse than Cancer. Aids Cancer. On The testicles.

[esopxe]

I like the smoking guy one better. I honestly think that the Onion is writing these.

[apell711]

"Nice chicken, hunnie. *WINK*" Classic.

[CounterRevolutionary]

Herman Cain knows squat about world affairs. 

[KCSteak]

@CounterRevolutionary pray tell, what does O know about world affairs?

[CounterRevolutionary]

@KCSteak Barack Obama knows squat about world affairs.

[KCSteak]

@CounterRevolutionary so you're saying Herman Cain and O don't know squat about world affairs?

So explain to me which one of these men can cause the most damage.

[CounterRevolutionary]

@KCSteak That is correct.

[KCSteak]

@CounterRevolutionary so which man has caused the most damage to our economy?

[CounterRevolutionary]

@KCSteak Alan Greenspan, or Ben Bernanke; I haven't decided yet. 

[JUANOSMCTBOB]

This guy is a surrealist artist not a politician.

[LeadingWay]

I hope 9-9-9 doesn't end up 20-20-20

[PsychFolk21]

There should be no political debates here, this is just god damn rediculous man.

[jdavis8919]

what the fuck did i just watch? is this for real?

[000BatFuck000]

LLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

[jonafreeman]

how does one not like this.

[lilwil132]

how often does this guy say the word 'real'?!!

[libertysam1]

IF YOU WANT LIBERTY, IF YOU WANT THE REPUBLIC BACK, DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS STATIST! THIS MAN WORKED FOR THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK! HE WAS ON THERE BOARD OF GOVERNERS! THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS A STATIST INSTITUTION! IT IS A PRIVATELY CONTROLLED CENTRAL BANK THAT RULES OUR NATION THROUGH CONTROL OF OUR MONEY SUPPLY! 5TH PLANK OF THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO - CENTRAL BANK. PLEASE DO YOU RESEARCH! WATCH THE MONEY MASTERS SERIES BY BILL STILL! READ THE CREATURE FROM JEKYL ISLAND! READ THE WEB OF DEBT!

[grasd2]

what the fuck...

[BOJANGLES356]

The Republicans in congress are stopping obama from succeeding? What did obama do for the first two years of his presidency when he had a majority in both houses of congress. And how are you so sure that cain will make things worse what is your logic on that one?

[shammadamma]

You're all being punked by a joke candidacy. Who in their right mind seriously believes any of this is for real?

[gnudarve]

@shammadamma OMG somebody got it: CAIN IS PUNKING AMERICA.

[TheJasonDR]

@shammadamma it is for real

[AKAMrWobbels]

@shammadamma FOX News. They are right-minded, just not in their right minds.

[Pug1311]

Cain is as pathetic as this video. Loving it. Keep it up because it's going to help Obama get re-elected!

[kyle7412]

@Pug1311 As a libertarian, I used to be a supporter of Obama in 2008.... what a lie he turned out to be. Cain has proven that he's a smart guy, but not fit for presidency by light years. Plus, his campaign crew is insane. Rick perry... another bush. Mitt romney? Worth over $250m. Pretty sure he's got plenty of rich friends who want tax breaks. Newt gingrich? A republican flavor of the day. Ron Paul.... well... I can't think of anything negative to say about him. U should check him out.

[crowtrobot09]

Nothing like repeating the word "real" 9 times in 20 seconds to make me change affiliation. Nothing stupid like "hope" or "change" -- "real" is so...real. And it's especially effective coming from a grade B actor who's a grade A dick.

[nickfear6]

@crowtrobot09 Maybe you're the dick.

[nickfear6]

It just grows and grows. It never stops growing. 412K hits. Smart people understand it. Dumbasses don't. If you don't get this ad, you are a dumbass.

[WithoutGods]

This is the quintessential WTF. Really, this video freaking defines WTF. It's what WTF was invented for.

WTF!!?!?!??!?!?!?

[MrBeatlesfan41]

what. the. fuck. is. this.

[jimbo1033315]

who fuckin understand the message of this ridiculous add

[TheJasonDR]

@jimbo1033315 smartest ad ever because its weird and everyone is talking about it

[mattsnow81]

2:46 Oh, yeah, let's not get distracted by silly things, such as retarded ads. Ron Paul is the only choice.

[advthinker]

What we need is a real American with values that takes this oath, and means it. Defend the Constitution of the United States from ALL enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC!

Is there something there that too many Americans can't seem to wrap their heads around?

s,

[SNight322]

@advthinker Right. A guy who will resurrect a dormant task force to eliminate bin Laden. And one who fights corruption on Wall Street. One who saves the suto industry instead of letting the "free market" and it's greedy manipulators have their "freedom" to fleece the American Public. One that believes in Islam (like you say he is) and Christianity (Jeremiah Wright)!

Oh, wait! We got one. And Barack Obama's already IN office!

Wrap your head around that.

[music2myear]

Was that Alfonso Rachel who spat on his boot?

[guineapigyt]

Nice chicken honey - herman-hide-your-wife cain will be molesting you later.

[HVACME1]

So after the way he treats the women in this ad I am much more inclined to believe these allegations.

[ymechaie]

this is the most ridiculous ad i've ever seen. if you guys seriously elect this man i'm never visiting you guys again.

[nickfear6]

@ymechaie And there's ANOTHER good reason.

[josiahkeller21]

Thumbs-up if you think he was reading off of a teleprompter when he was talking about Obama reading off of a teleprompter.

[nickfear6]

@josiahkeller21 He wasn't. You've been making moon eyes at Obama while he reads for so long you don't know the difference.

[josiahkeller21]

@nickfear6 I don't like Obama. Or most of the Republican candidates either.

[foujj]

This ad is utter and sheer nonsense. I would expect nothing less from a goofball like Cain.

[p2eas3]

This man is trolling the shit out of America.

[MsThebeMoon]

Thought he was gonna say "you got some purty lips there fella." lol. "Nice chicken, honey". Bet Cain wrote that line personally, that's what he was grinning about. Surreal. The Conservatives are kicking off their campaign great. We had to wait nearly to end last time, for when Palin showed up to get some entertainment. Something tells me 2012 is going to be even better.

[StochasticOoze]

You've gotta love the snide attitude here. Yup, liberals are the ones that make a big deal about race. That's why the 2008 election was spent talking about whether Obama was really a secret Kenyan Muslim. Oh, and Obama hasn't accomplished anything real, just come up from poverty to graduate from Harvard Law. And surely not a single, solitary other politician in the history of the world has read speeches prepared by others.

By the way, who the fuck is Nick Searcy?

[shiningbeans]

@StochasticOoze All sides play the race card ALOT, like how Cain and the Black Republican caucus said black democratic voters were like slaves on the plantation or when Harry Reid said the only reason Obama got elected is because he was light skinned and had no negro dialect.

[nickfear6]

@StochasticOoze He's Chief Deputy Art Mullen on FX's JUSTIFIED, loser.

[CornFlu]

@nickfear6 Yea! only losers don't know every show on basic cable and all of their stars! Yea! You tell 'em!

[nickfear6]

@CornFlu Thanks CornFly!  I will!

[nickfear6]

Obama has never had ONE JOB in the private sector. Not one. How do you do that if you "come up from poverty"? If he applied to manage a McDonald's they'd have to start him as a fry cook at minimum wage. He knows NOTHING about business. Which is why he is utterly inept at creating jobs.

[4PFrog]

@StochasticOoze Well he said he graduated from Harvard... but his records are sealed so can you prove it?

[nickfear6]

@StochasticOoze Nick Searcy is an actor on television, and in movies. Therefore, he is better than you, and you should listen to him, just like you do with Sean Penn.

[detheditor]

@StochasticOoze You do know Fox News (conservative republican propaganda machine) pushed those types of things about Obama, not libs, right?

[nickfear6]

Name recognition. It worked, stupids. 400K hits. Shut UP.

[strikeman1]

@nickfear6 Not quite. 400K hits because the sheer stupidity of this video is infamous.

[nickfear6]

@strikeman1 Quite. And keep posting, for soon your stupidity will be infamous.

[strikeman1]

@nickfear6 Seriously? That's what you came back with? Was all the "your mama" jokes spent up?

[nickfear6]

@strikeman1 No. But your mama is spent up.

[strikeman1]

@nickfear6 Ahhh, you really are a Conservative. Well done, sir. Now do your 6th grade Social Studies Homework.

[nickfear6]

@strikeman1 I will, as soon as your mama's ready to help me with it.

[strikeman1]

@nickfear6 Oh, you've already demonstrated that she's much smarter than you. In fact, I would imagine Herman Cain is much smarter than you, and he doesn't know the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. So, you guys could make a study group.

[nickfear6]

@strikeman1 Yeah that Herman Cain, he's no rocket scientist. Oh, wait a minute. He actually is. Unlike your mama.

[strikeman1]

@nickfear6 A rocket scientist who doesn't know the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence? Wow.

[bugajskio]

We don't need empty phrases like "hope" and "change", we need empty phrases like "9-9-9" and "nice chicken, honey"

[BOJANGLES356]

@bugajskio You are so sure those are empty phrases and yet Cain has not had the chance yet to prove his 9-9-9 plan, Obama on the other hand, has had 4 years and i haven't seen any change in this country (positive change that is). You should really stop blindly following a man who promised so much and yet delivered so little during his time in office.

[somewhatslightlydazd]

@BOJANGLES356 most of us are disappointed by Obama (though it seems like a lot of what's keeping him from succeeding is the Republicans in Congress who refuse to compromise, but I won't get into that...), but we'd rather have someone who might not make things much better than someone who's basically guaranteed to make things much much worse.

[soundgarden21]

@bugajskio

We don't need empty phrases like "hope" and "change", we need empty phrases like "9-9-9" and "nice chicken, honey"

Yeah, but at least we would be getting those empty phrases from someone with an "R" before their name!

[emy1593]

what the fuck was that herman cain?

[embersinthecookie]

He looks down upon using lines other people have written, but at the end Nick Searcy says he "stands with Herman Cain." Pretty sure that "stands with Mitt" has been the Romney slogan for months.

[LovinLivinIdaho]

People start businesses with the intention of making a profit. Government is not a business and should not be concerned with how to make a profit.. That said...I don't want to pay 9% more for milk, bread, or diapers, and YES, I realize I can avoid the sales tax by buying "used" goods...but what mom wants 'used' diapers, and where can you get a 'used' haircut???? Cain is a joke. Ron Paul has allegedly touched the private parts of over 4,000 women. No complaints have been filed. Nuf said...

[momentofsciencetx]

Herman Cain has accomplished real things in the real world. Created real jobs for real people and harassed real women. Wait ignore that last part.

[triggeryim]

and nigga was a nigger

[evangrogers]

When I look at Cain, I see a central banker who quotes pokemon and harasses women.

PWNT

You want REAL change?

Ron Paul 2012

[shannon32121]

Just thinking about this man running our country makes me want to vomit.

[billyosteen]

Agreed - rachel maddow has pulled the curtain back to reveal this whole thing to be a joke

[bigdt87]

Rachel Maddow is right...this guy is an actual joke.

[gotitans999]

If anyone supports Cain after seeing this and you're serious, please message me and explain how you can take this potential leader of the free world seriously.

[zenbeer]

Wow what is this horseshit? Seriously?

[LukeWapelhorst]

I hate Ron Paul sheeple.

[TyrusPerises]

Our country and the media gave an unexperienced Obama a pass in the vetting process and look what we got. We can't afford to let that happen again. Based on his inability to give a strait answer, Cain is NOT able.

[Htown75]

Obama = 2-0 versus "evil doers"

[llachow]

PLEASE let Herman Cain be the nominee for 2012! PLEASE! We liberals want to see him in there, believe it or not. We'll show Barack Obama just what we think about Community Organizing, and TelePrompTers! And you can take that to the Credit Union, if you get my drift, Nick.