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  • geeze i hate when they make women really hot andreally reveailing in video games. im trying to kill not be horny!

  • I can see Lizardmen arent in this...wait...that means I cant see Lizardmen...

  • I can see the empire is getting their ass kicked... as always ;/

  • @Zpetsnazi no game will be as cool as the cinematic unles its a gameplay trailer

  • is the game actuly called warhammer battle march?

  • @hexinable yep :) and its pretty fun if u like RTS games xD

  • is there anymore add ons coming out for warhammer?

  • That top comment is stupid... I don't know how it got 383 thumbs up...

  • @chazzyco you tell me... I just commented and after a week I got at least 150... now it's been 6 onths and look att hat 400.... and I ain't proud... it was a just a personal opinon even...

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx I totally agreed with your message underneath what you wrote, but you said they can't even handle a gang bang, as if a gang bang was a manageable act. And it is sexist, the way the characters are designed, but mentioning a sexual act over a physical attack is pretty damn sexist too.

    Anyways, not mad or anything. Just pointing that out.

  • @chazzyco Gang bang is probably more manageable than medieval combat with daemons, orcs, and other nasties. Plus gang bang is also used in non rape terms.

  • @jafabian37 Here's a quote from urban dictionary. The next 6 definitions are no different.

    "gangbang 2791 up, 381 down

    When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in sexual intercourse with a single willing partner. (If partner is unwilling it is called gang rape)."

    So no, the main definition is sexual.

    I'm sure it just turned into something where some kids thought the 'bang' was a gun. Or maybe it's just used lighter than it should be.

  • @chazzyco YOU NEED BETTER READING COMPREHENSION.

    I didn't say it wasn't sexual, I said a gang bang could be in a consensual and not just rape setting.

  • @jafabian37 Okay, dude. Needless to say (well, it should have been), words typed out on a screen often do not provide the same meanings, because they lack a voice. Also,

    YOU NEED TO STOP GETTING WORKED UP OVER LITTLE MISTAKES.

    I never said anything, until now (since I added caps like you did), that should have gotten you angry. I was only explaining some information I found. I didn't think I was better than you because I typed it in a phrase in Google and copy and pasted the results.

  • @chazzyco I wasn't worked up, I just typed in caps to accentuate that sentence.

  • @jafabian37 Telling someone what they need when you don't even know them outside of two comments seems like a pretty heated thing to do.

  • @chazzyco well your reply had nothing to do with what I typed.

  • @jafabian37 Yes it did. I admitted that I misunderstood you. I end running out of chars in my messages and have to cut several bits of info out just to post a response. I can give you an unedited version in PM's if you would like to type without limits, but that's only if you're willing to argue.

    By the way if we're going to be looking back at messages, you should probably reread your own. "gang bang is ALSO used in non rape terms"

    The definition I posted said it had NOTHING to do with rape.

  • and then tau crisis battlesuit float down and destroy the old warhammer with burst cannons and missle pods

  • @Zpetsnazi it is!!!!

  • @Zpetsnazi it was... and IT IS! it was the only game that made duels for heroes like you say in the cinematic!

  • 240p? Shameful.

  • 240p?

    This is not Africa.

  • nice ass! 1:32 :3

  • Women; because everyone knows that wearing armour in a battle is pointless.

    :|

  • For an exciting viking novel, try Sigurd's Saga on YouTube!

  • For the people who had this game; could you play as orks at all? all i could do was the campaign, no skirmish which sucked.

  • @MrSealclubber101 i could but i didnt like the orks much

  • Hello metalheads.

    Instead of a Metal rebellion i propose a new plan

    1. Don't bash other metal artists, we must unite! We cant fight against hiphop music if we aren't even together

    2. Watch more and more metal videos to get it to the top of the youtube vid list

    If you like this idea, thumb it up JUST so people can see it, and also spread it around if you like this idea

    Lets show that metal kicks ass!

    Copy this text in every Metalvideo you watch and we´re getting the power!

  • @Naddaekun hello. You call yourself a metalhead? I bet you couldnt stand up to Iron Head. But how can you say you like metal music if you dont even realize this video contains none?

  • @bookercreator hello. And you are replying to a spam =)

  • @lolasamja hello. and spammers are people too :)

  • @bookercreator Not always, sometime's they're bots.

  • Its time for Da' Orks!!

  • Da' Orks is bak!

  • DUDE IS IS THE BEST OF THE UNIVERSE! THANKS GOD! WARHAMMER KICK ASS!

  • chaos khights the red armor

  • 1:29

    yeah the elves really need to have a topless women in a thong in every unit, and i feel like it was a bad idea for the camera to pan RIGHT across them. if they were trying to get the perverts to buy the game i think they might have failed

  • @GearShotgun it's for moral support to the troops

  • @shurikencatapult got me there

  • what is that thing in the beginning with the red armour?

  • @Justin93koch

    A Warrior of Chaos, obviously.

  • @Zeredek is he human?

  • @Justin93koch

    Yep.

  • @Justin93koch technically. maybe. not really anymore... sort of? basically, there are four chaos gods: slannesh, god of decadence and corruption; tzeentch (likely very wrong spelling), god of change and deception; nurgle, god of decay and disease; khorne, god of blood and war. These pick out the humans that they like best (cruel deeds and evil natures) and give them enhancements that make them into 'superhumans'. if I'm wrong and thousands of fanatics are mad at me, then BRING IT ON!

  • @shurikencatapult no man you are right nurgle´s champions for example look like boomers from left 4 dead^^

  • @shurikencatapult yo i just want to say thanks, because of your patient reply to a question by a n00b, you turned me on the the whole wh and wh40k universes, i can't get enough XD the lore is sooo good (but the games are kind of crappy lol), so thanks :D

  • @Justin93koch It's no problem, and I'm glad to hear that you've gained interest in the lore. It's got amazing depth and many different approaches are taken to show each faction. I particularly enjoy the story of 40k, but I have a problem with how with each rulebook update, there is no advancement in storyline (in case you also have read the rulebooks)

  • Where are the 300 Spartans when you need them? :)

  • @TheLordSadi they all died..... -.-'

  • chaos is awsome

  • Chaos Suck Chaos Suck Chaos Suck

  • CHAOS CAMPAIGN I AM VERY GOOD IN THE CAMPAIGN BUT ONLY ONE PROBLEM I AM LOST ON THE FIRST MISSION LOL HA HA HA HEY NOT FUNNY :( LOL

  • BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  • Is this a joke? I would like this, if it would be in 1080p but 360? nah, not really

  • Tau for ever.

  • oooh Malekith at the end ^^

  • The board game is alot better.

  • LOL 1:33 lich  king

  • why the Chaos soldier has the mark of Khorne from Warhammer 40K?

  • @graydragon117

    because the mark of khorne was borne since warhammer fantasy..??

  • @graydragon117 the same chaos gods are in both 40k and fantasy, same with the ork gods

  • Lord of the Rings on crack...

  • Good game... shame it was such a flop at the sales though....

  • @Zpetsnazi Always the case!

  • 0:43 and then a predator tank falls out of the sky and kills everything

  • those 100 cant afford any warhammer stuff

  • Good old Khorne Warriors!

  • Pls Anybody come to online!

  • is this an expansion to mark of chaos?

  • lol black hole entertainment D;

  • woooooho! an army of naked women! Get the stunning arrows ready! There will be an orgy in the end of this...

  • Male: Fully Armored, buffed, and looks like can handle 500 bullet shots

    Female: quarter dressed,sexy,revealing, and looks like it can't even handle from a gang bang

    Humanity can be a sexist bastard XD

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx Well said !!!

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx how is that sexist?!?!?! she chose to dress like that! GOD LIBERALS! lol!

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx 99.99% of fantasy is this way.

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx Well, The female ISN'T FUCKING HUMAN, i hate guys like you, you're trying to bring fucking morales to Warhammer, that doesn't happen

  • @deeth5 it maybe but... im just saying!

  • @Keldrath haha... yep... humanity is a sexist bastard

  • @Keldrath Maybe, if the women were HUMAN - you sexist idiot!

  • @Keldrath hahahaahahahahahahaha

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx

    They are dark elves, the male dress like that too

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx Umm.. nobody actually said these were male. Go ahead, prove me wrong.

    On an unrelated note, I do realise they're male, but their size and formidability is justified knowing they embraced the Chaos and the incredible powers it provides its followers with.

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx Lol! I rofled so hard after reading your post. 100% true bro. I always said, "If these chicks got in a fight, they'd be dead before you know it because the have no protection from any projectiles." lolz

  • @TrueInnovator159 "Projectiles" Lol zing!

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx lol XP

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx Actually that's the elves. I think the humans (the Empire) are based on the Holy Roman Empire mostly in terms of culture.

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx hahahahahhahah true as evidence!

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx Make you right there, in 40k the only female army are nuns in power armour, and they even lopped the strength out of the power armour so they can't really hurt their precious Spess Mehrens. I don't play GW fluff in my home grown campaign as you can imagine, it's far less humanocentric and not remotely sexist.

  • @jboweruk I know... I play it... and at least they put some equality on that one...

  • @jboweruk it's called escapism dummy you know the ability to escape this dreary PC centric world we live in, share some good times pretend to obliterate the hell out of yer best buds and not have to worry about real world issues! if you want an all girly army you just have to be creative the game gives you options eldar all female can happen, Dark eldar too. hell you can say tyranids for that matter are female they are ruled by norn queens and hivemind. so stop all you yapping PC moe.

  • @xXCriptlordwcXx hahahaha You didnt know (?) that for females there is a special rule... "Less it covers, the higher armor rating is" xD

  • @Dajhall Haha, classic!

  • Finally, I found anything about ''WARHAMMER IS BETTER THAN WOW'' and like that. Screw that, this isn't competition, this is about peoples opinions. That plays that, that watches porn. Who fucking cares, play what you want, you can play Warhammer or Runescape, I dont care, and I hope none of you dont care :D. In my opinion World of Warcraft is awsome game, but in this time, I found alot ninja pullers etc, in WAR I can play RvR at all time, without queue or ninja pullers, ofc there are noobs too.

  • @Zpetsnazi If only...

  • If Space Marines could go back in time, you know that a handfull of them could fuck up an enitre army of anything thrown at them.

  • look...I Didn't play this game so I can't tell who is the weakest,but i was saying that by the LOOKS of it they are the weakest.And everybody has a weak point in all strategys

    and no one is weak if you know how to play with them.

  • I never played this game,but by the looks of it i think that the human are the weakest

  • @TheEmperor1999 Dude.. Your kinda wrong.. Those are the regular humans... Not the Space Marines... Those are the ones that kick ass.

  • @Ben6366360 yes i know they are regular human...But in almost any battle I see them dying fast

  • @TheEmperor1999 Yes... Mankind is a frail race. As many others, but they repay with their agenda and agility... Humans are mostly like... Cannon food.

    Space marines are genetically improved and are also half cyborgs... But there are also genetically mutated forms, like the Ogryns. Anyway. Thick skull, small brains, or frail body and good intelligence...

  • Man, those Ostlanders got pwn

  • oh crap demons someone call the space marines ;)

  • Make finally movie about this !!!

  • is anyone online right now?

    I want to play online but nobody is on....????

  • warhammer 40k is in the future...i never played the past........

  • man has heart attack and dies upon discovering the cause of his back pain.

  • This game, to be honest...looks pretty aweful! =/

    Warhammer Fantasy isn't about dark, ebil, gloomy settings. It's high fantasy, it's about specticle and awe and garishly bright colours ;D

    Leave the doomz and gloomz to 40K in my opinion.

  • @AnnatarYoung And your wrong, Fantasy is just as dark and sad as 40k, just read about it. Humanity is always been attacked by many sides, that bright colours dont fit in it, there are many other fantasy worlds for it.

  • @AnnatarYoung are you kidding? warhammer is the darkestfantasy setting ever made (and every fantasy setting should be like that), its all about war and death! in warhammer even the humans are badass warmongering zealots, while in other games humans are mostly all about bravary and valour but still peace loving, and 40k its the same thing the only defference is that is in the space instead

  • @ThrashOrc81 Darkest? Going to have to call bullshit on that one, look at...say Darksun, post-apocalyptic world with a dying sun where every single living being is fighting over swiftly dwindling resources, anyone who CAN screw you will while gigantic Dragon-kings rule everything treating the weak like cattle, thats also leaving out TONS of others. Besides, if every fantasy was like that we'd have no contrast.

  • @ariandynas never heard about darksun but it sounds good, and now that i am thinking about the "if every fantasy was like that we'd have no contrast." part... i think you are right, i just hate all these asian cartoons

    anyway GREEN IZ still BEZT!!!

  • @ThrashOrc81 *bites tounge so as not to point out his lauding a fantasy universe that stretches beleif* but seriously, it's the Japanese. The style of anime is like that because the cartoonists are like that. check out some American made ones in western style if you like, or if you want proof anime is not exclusively childish, check out Code Geass, trust me, you may be singing a diffrent tune then.

  • @ariandynas No, no, no don't point him to Code Geass D:

    Anime is great, do not misunderstand me (in my top 5 actually) but its too colorful for someone who does not like anime to watch.

    Dude should watch Berserk (or even better, READ its manga version). The whole anime is like made by a Warhammer fan :O

  • @ariandynas Seconded.

    Even the HALFLINGs try to eat you.

  • @ThrashOrc81 What's wrong with asian cartoons? Anime is a concept more than a style, the anti animation ghetto, animation for adults without Disney's stinking claws in it. There is alot of cool things you can do with animation after all.

  • @ariandynas anime looks plain stupid and childish in my eyes... huge hairs huge eyes huge swords huge explosions, they are so unreallistic

  • @ThrashOrc81 Not to offend but... you're saying big hair with implausibly large swords, overdramatic explosions and absurdly expressive eyes is MORE unrealistic than a setting filled with madmen driven forth by demons which bend reality by their very presence, mummy-like undead kings rule shifting sands, and pointy-eared garishly painted elves with flimsy armor?

  • @AnnatarYoung You haven't looked at Warhammer Fantasy in comparison to other fantasies have you? High fantasy (which determines the depth of the background setting) can BE dark fantasy (which determines the outlook of the world, bleak or optimistic). Besides, being a soldier intended only to awe the opponet, no matter how garishly dressed (in fact, more often moreso...) is a pretty bum job.

  • the warriors way preview=this film is rated gtm= GAY.TO.THE.MAX

  • i got this game its fun only if they had modern technology in this one :(

  • in every trailer the humans are always getting pwned, why is that

  • @TheKale808 perhaps the people who make the trailers are secretly orks

  • @AfroGannon maybe... "calls the sons of sigma" >=)

  • Wow what a cool intro!

  • the empire gets no love man its not fair on the table they kick ass if well handled

  • omggggg, humans totally sucks at this game, i dun like it i luv humanssss =(

  • um... thats not warhammer...

  • @IceC0ldFreezer idiot yes it is.

  • @IceC0ldFreezer Uh, maybe you're thinking of War Hammer 40K

  • @IceC0ldFreezer To elaborate: there are TWO warhammer setting licensed by Games workshop.

    The one probably thinking of (and the better known) is warhammer 40,000 (or 40K as fans call it): Sort of traditional fantasy meets space opera meets horror meets gallows humour.

    But 40K has an elder sister, warhammer fantasy which is a more tradition, medieval fantasy setting. It this latter setting this game is based on.

  • It would be kewl if the resolution wasn't so freaking terrible.

  • 89 people are pacifists

  • myślałem na początku że to ork go rzucił a okazało sie że to jeden z chaosu^^

  • so this is the past of warhammer 40k?

  • @jshawn777 warhammer and warhammer 40k may share some races etc but as story goes they are completely separate.

  • @jshawn777 its sorta infered but not really acctualy said, like granted orcs arse nows orks, the empire and now space marines, elves are now eldar, with dark and respectivly chaos eldar etc tyranid are new i guess, chaos are now chaos space marines, tau and kroot are obviously new, i dono it sorta is carryed on

  • Dude this is so fail, i didnt saw a single HAMMER!!!

  • Cool but Im more of a 40k guy

  • they seriously need to make a movie out of this the beginning looks sweet

  • just a general comment, the one thing that i dislike, not the game itself but following the rules of elves.

    rule one: female characters/units must where the minimum amount of clothing allowed to make it suitable to play.

    rule two: repeat rule one with replacing clothes with vines.

    rule three: female charcters with clothes must be mounted on a tigre or varies other animal, this is because of animal rights

    i have nothing against this game, but i get annoyed at how elves are portrayed.

  • @jozan1313 there not real.......

  • @jozan1313

    those are dark elf witches. Other than that, most Elves in Warhammer are dudes that swing around giant swords. The HIgh Elves premier unit are lumberjacks that wrestle lions

  • Same old same old recycled WH footage. God, is there anything NEW?

  • @Learil Completly agree with you sir.

    Today is all Flashy lights and effect and blood for the blood god, i mean for the public to be amused. Sometimes they sacrifice even the story for the graphics.... a real shame.

  • For those who dont know this was the game that kick started the entire warhammer series (i think since this is like the only one I owned I thought they stop making them). O well live and let buy some new ones

  • @Firetimes23 You joking right? or do you just mean the computer game series?

    Cos Warhammer's been around for a really really long time

  • @TheDragonOfWhi Since before computers were able to comprehend it, anyway.

  • @Firetimes23 And the Dark Omen was far more before this one...Damn I miss games like that one, it was a masterpiece. Why they couldn't look that game before they went to make these new ones like Mark of Chaos...

  • YouTube didn't implement widescreen player for videos to take up 1/3rd of a screen, great job, machinima.

  • all i have to say is...... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • lol i clicked this thinking it was 40k X(

  • Where's the Ogre Love?

  • i have warhammer: mark of chaos... by far outranks all the other RTS games that have good graphics... it has an amazing story, pretty good graphics, and the gameplay is fantastic, i've played the campaign of it over 50 times, both good and bad sides, and i'm still not bored of it, it is by far one of the best RTS games there are

  • *removes the axe*

     "Well, THERE'S the problem."

  • @liljohnnotbigjohn wel you could say that... * puts sunglasses on * he din't recieve the AXE'tra message...

    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

  • maybe learn how to spell "hole"

  • wanna battle me on this game?

    do you have an xbox?

    my gamer card is marinejoris

    always ready 2 kick some ass!

  • u know that chaos guy who picked up the axe that has to be chuck norris cause if he wasnt he had to been shitting his pants

  • @MrSingingfreak lol no. Chosen ones of chaos are fersome creatures. They feel no fear, no pain, no anger but only unexplainable rage against humans

  • its an OK game.

    but the combat of the troops fighting isnt really my style, to slow and calm.

    when it comes to actually good looking and intense combat i preffer kingdom underfire heroes (lol old game).

    this does have more tactical value though which is nice.

  • NERDS!

  • @brawlbuddys im no nerd but i tried this game it's ok if you don't like nerds go somewhere and stay with people who care

  • 1:29 holy shit a army of hot elfs!!!!

  • @blabloempa I hail that! I think it's a shame most gamers care most about graphics rather than gameplay, games would be so advanced today if gameplay was the main focus!

  • @Learil Graphics plays an extraordinary role in attracting players to even try the game. Its just like food. A restaurant was recommended by your friend who says it tastes great, but if you went there and saw how dirty the environment is, would you try it?

    Nevertheless, graphics and gameplay must intertwine with each other else the game fails....

  • @Learil

    like most of the movies the old black and white movies have in my opinione some of the best stories butin today´s world 3d and big explosions are more important.

  • @Learil

    like most of the movies the old black and white movies have in my opinione some of the best stories but in today´s world 3d and big explosions are more important.

    but on the other side would you like to play this game in 8bit graphics?

  • @TheJayjam No, if we did focus on gameplay we'd have vampires jumping around doing advanced acrobatics which cannot be seen these days :p Or advanced weaponry designing by our choosing in the game

  • @Learil i think you are right if games didnt focus around graphix things like mass effect would have come out long ago or duke nukem i dont know what started this craze but it sucks

  • @blackbounty80

    Things that look physically appealing have always piqued human interest. Good graphics in video games being popular isn't a "new craze".

  • @Learil Completely agree. Gameplay and story should always come first. Graphics should be worked on after these two are perfected. But nobody really cares about that anymore I guess.

  • @Learil nothing wrong with liking the game, only that you got too much competition out there, so what you get is a combination of both....and if you had no graphics what you would have is like....PacMan version 134, how to eat a black hole.....

  • @Learil would u rather fuck a ugly girl that is awsome at sex or a super hot girl at is ok at it ? :D