Let's Play Golden Axe 05 - Amusing Credits, GO!

[MeRuleDaWorld]

lol u should have used the jump attack

[Zankokurai]

It's funny how the female warrior's weight was unknown lol

[KilloZapit]

Why people like dull, repetitive, overly-linear, spamfest beatemups I will never know. But zeta always makes games fun :3

[fluffyzhangfei]

@KilloZapit

you sound like someone i would love to force to play dynasty warriors as much as i have

[KilloZapit]

@fluffyzhangfei At least dynasty warriors had freedom of movement and upgrades to get.

[Xesh]

NOW, You have the quest before you to replay as AX BATTLER And WHATSHERFACE

[HeavensMeat]

680 pounds wow. Those bruthaz need to lay off them big macs

[DarkWolfen]

Those creatures were called Longmoan. LOL

[Fantome001]

I never understood the funky names. Ham Tak, Cane, Waka, S2 or maybe I just missed the point entirely.

[HumbleYankee]

To have a chest like that, at THAT height, the girl villager can't be any older than 12 or 13.

[HeavensMeat]

@HumbleYankee One word: midgets.

[wrestletube1]

This was neally 7 minutes long.

[Crowley9]

And then Gilius used the large cash settlement to buy a ton of aspirin.

[RunandGunPictures]

Greatest game ever made.

[Luigi84289]

wow you beat the game with all your health and lives!

[JohnRichard1991]

There is no way those Villagers weigh so little.

[RynoZodiac]

Fuck getting a job as a henchman in this game. Having to be a specific height and weight and all...

[gluserty]

@RynoZodiac i think to gain employment you'd have to have family connections and a differently colored costume.

[RynoZodiac]

@gluserty Cool! I can sue them for discrimination. :P

[gluserty]

@RynoZodiac yeah, i'd go for it; the Golden Axe crew needs to be more liberal with their workforce anyways. diversity sells promise, my slave queen always says to us.

[MeAmUsedEr]

This is almost as good as Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blow Out.

[BradTheProducer]

Ha, I never realized those big guys were named after beer terms...Bitter, Malt and Hops.  Also, Longmoan? Seriously? I think Golden Axe is secretly a low-budget porn.

[Cleth]

DEW DEW DEW

[Sevii2223]

667 pounds... orly.

[StarkMaximum]

"Look at these bosses. Now look at these bosses in another color. Also, look at the bosses in ANOTHER COLOR."

I'm glad to know the Blue Dragon specializes in flame while the Red Dragon specializes in fireball. Really showcases the variety in this game.

[tnt551]

I like how the dwarf''s hight is the same as the other hero's hight

[Thanos6]

You should see what happens in the arcade version after you win; the characters burst out of the arcade machine and chase one another down the modern street.

[PitoandPito]

Haha pot... so that's what that magic shit was..

[smoke072]

Jeez, the game credits' music is really annoying and repetitive. -_-;

[TheEchoesofMetroid]

lol "pot"