"Bitches Ain't Shit" Ben Folds

[duhmez]

AHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[s8vewatrdrnkbeer]

Anybody else notice the robotic vagina video link on the right?

[jaaackaaasss]

zidane @2:52 hahaha

[JacobMansonNYC]

It is amazing how this rp really makes a good singer-songwriter kind of thing, really pretty and soulfull

[doeeyedandrew]

that's some real conversation for your ass.

[loveyd1000]

what the hell is with the robotic vagina in the suggestions.

[passworder]

@loveyd1000 pls its reelvant

[ddubstepsmoke]

ur a faggot lol

[JetTripleSeven]

listening to this was an uplifting experience into my inner self

[lngbnestn]

LMAO!! Yeah whitey stole it. HA HA.

[GiggityGoo1107X]

This song gives me hope.

[luckymurphy27]

The first guy reminds me of Andre from The League

[w0b0]

lol

[sexypaletanlegs]

i thought the beginning was my stomach

[ndmoody123]

600 Bitches be hating

[killnoisedeath]

It's "PEARL TONGUE" not "PROTUNG"...It appears to be an urban colloquialism most often used in the African-american community to refer to the female clitoris.

[solo34]

And "Snoop E. Wood??" LMFAO...Snoop Eastwood. As in a badass black Clint Eastwood...

[solo34]

U were licking a Proton?? LMFAO...Pearl Tongue. Pearl Tongue is another name for a cooch, man...



[246947]

sometimes it's all you can say. fuck it, bitches aint shit

[friedlnett]

you look pretty dumb, shoulda used a picture

[BrunetteBBW]

@1:28 "protung" sounds like a disease of the genitals.

[Redrizzle187]

@BrunetteBBW it´s pearl tongue not protung lol

[shainaBEEf]

he's sexyy

[HoustonJoe4]

watching this stoned is hilarious

[bellainwonderlandd]

shane dawson look-alike

[chroniicman]

@bellainwonderlandd yous retawted, he aint lookin like shane you trollooooooooooool

[stmoller]

hey im another fake-ass poser thinkin he's gangster and callin these guys non-ganster punks for killing this song. swag.

[TheSWAG909]

fuc this bitch as he aint gangster fucin punk bitch

[Linkinpark9509]

This is is my theme song for life dealing with girls.

[EddieMurphyish]

@Linkinpark9509 You got that right. Be around or deal with women long enough you gonna want to call them bitches and hoes too. Trust me, trust me.

[MufasaWasAPunk]

@Linkinpark9509 that will get you far man....

[xxxAnimeCuppycakexxx]

this will play at my wedding

[poormsw]

Irony is AWESOME!!

[67chevy7]

by the way. I was smokin a joint with my sister and her friends. I whipped out my guitar and started singing this song. Out of 2 guys and the 4 girls that were around the outside patio table, my sisters best friend got offended. So i asked her "can i smell your pussy", which she replied with a middle finger and a fuck you. So I replied "never mind then, that must just be you feet". The truth shall set you free my friends..

[67chevy7]

585 bitches suck dicks to get a buck or 2

[BigTymerPimp]

Funny how people think this is the real video and that, that is Ben Folds. C'mon we all know Ben Folds is Merton. Get with the times.

Also, it's funny how people call this video and this version of the song gay. You people probably do not know how to have fun.

[liger4100]

God damn, this is the fucking national anthem of bosses around the world.

[Dungeon287]

I'm actually proud to be from NC for once.

[furlafleur]

I added this to my ultimate playlist, I don`t think I`m ever taking it off.

[Revenant515]

@furlafleur That's what she said.

[abu7zboon]

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks ! wise words from a wise man

[upyoursize]

I lost it when I saw the tank.

[cjgone2]

lol

[parhhesia]

583 bitches ain't shit.

[SuperBOMD]

This is Shit

find something else better to do

[georgo342]

@SuperBOMD cry more faggot

[SuperBOMD]

@georgo342 eat a fucking dick u internet wanna be gangsta

[georgo342]

@SuperBOMD Stay mad

stay crying faggot

[SuperBOMD]

@georgo342 fuck off

[georgo342]

@SuperBOMD you are mad, i am glad

[niall987]

@SuperBOMD Y u mad tho?

[Elcurto]

Uncock my shit.... I'm heart broken....

[shafer147]

bitches can't hang with the streets

[zhiguang]

those first three piano notes.. they sound so familiar.

does anyone know from which song they were influenced from?

if i recall, its also played as an opening but with a few more extra notes following it before being repeated.

anyone able to figure it out? or am i going crazy?

[D3ADKENNEDY]

@zhiguang Coldplay?

[TheAwesomedood95]

@zhiguang

mad world by gary jules.

[TheFlinglish]

wiggers

[Kovira]

I don't care for the lyrics, but I admit.. the music is catchy. :P

[Scrachfury13]

This should have been Herman Cain's theme song when he ended his press conference.

[alantremonti]

@Scrachfury13 Son of fresh bitch, that came out of left field. Caught me way off guard -- loved it.

[racionallll]

@Scrachfury13 lmao thats just genius.

[thegreatbungholio21]

Love it...

[nee15nee]

this is fucking awesome!!

[nerdyboy1230]

Beautiful 

[FORANWFS]

i like u doe peace out brov

[FORANWFS]

my friend hoppy thinks yr annoying maybe try giveing up on life

[fecalinferno]

really glad i decided to stay for this video

[EllieFromTheAlley]

daaayam! look at all these trolls below me. bitches ain't shet.

[MrRyleybob]

Well let's see since this song came out during his second divorce maybe the words bitches aint nothin but hos and tricks means something. Furthermore Elvis has had several songs redone. So maybe you should go messing around with people redoing those songs and post on those videos. And there are several songs that you would call older, that you don't even know the originals because tons of music from elvis' Era were copied from others, including Blue suede shoes which elvis took from elsewhere.

[SHAKEthatMONKEE]

@MrRyleybob you really wanna get into music with me?!?! i may be 19 but im pretty sure i can school you so step off, got it? good :)

just bec im 19 doesnt mean i dont know my music! and whoopy he dedicated this song to his ex wife...so what!! so many people do that! so please dont flatter yourself with trying to act like i dont know anything about music :)

[Bananomon]

@SHAKEthatMONKEE you know shit if you are 19, take it from a 21 yo

[SHAKEthatMONKEE]

@Bananomon haha thank you! i know people who are 14 who LOVE this old school rap. so age really doesnt matter. its music, people of all age can like it!

[Rocker1305]

@Bananomon I knew shit when I was 9, take it from a 23 year old

[SHAKEthatMONKEE]

@MrRyleybob by the by Carl Perkins 1955 :) that was the original singer of blue suede shoes! let me guess you think Jonny Cash was the original singer of Ring of fire? hahaha lame ass

[CannibalismIsAOKAY]

@SHAKEthatMONKEE

nice wikipedia skills there.

[SHAKEthatMONKEE]

@CannibalismIsAOKAY actually its called knowledge bec i am a fan of elvis! but let me guess your gonna say "oh im 19 im to young to know that". maybe you should know that old people arnt the only ones who know things ;)

[chellepower]

lol this is funny.

[SkanadianBacon]

@rocko562 your gay as fuck

[Rishoutfield]

If I were Dr. Dre, I'd be amused as hell by this production. If he didn't take it in stride and see it as a compliment, then he's much less cool a guy than I took him for. Peace.

[aztaffy]

you guys are kidding me right? you realize this video is a joke right?

[imrollinlikeamf]

Now as I'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks ([Snoop:] But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow You run up in them hoes and grab the cash And get your dash on While you're chillin', with your homies and shit And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this

forgot that

[adocdizzle]

Green screen=win.

[HunterxIshmalexDylan]

This is...that's all i have to say...THIS IS

[r0llskyay0]

"although his homie's say otherwise" ahahahaha

[facetubemyassplug]

360? Come on now, SPIN THAT SHIT SOME MORE

[boyd211]

Of course it's a joke... Ben Folds is firstly mocking the misogynistic attitude of gangster rappers and secondly his own middle class pretensions. He does both simultaneously by highlighting these words sound coming out the mouth of a middle class white boy who grew up with relative comfort. He does it all the time with songs like Rocking the Suburbs... The main point is that people with this attitude towards women are fecking idiots.

[Lia14bl]

hahah i luv the nwa walking behind y!

[liftedfeversnmirrors]

I think that this was probably made as a joke... 

[rawrrr22]

@liftedfeversnmirrors NOOOOOOOOO...

[Jhakari510]

wut da fuk dis finally hit a million views...remembr seein dis around wen it uploaded

[IWhoCreate]

this version just makes the song more fun. I love drivin around with my friends blastin this song and singing like idiots haha

[stocker104]

roflllll

[JiggsHiggs]

Gaay

/watch?v=_Bm_yxsMCpE  <---SWAG

[HarneyXxX]

Fail.

[specialskills1111]

LAWL



[disgaeaKid]

i thought this guy actually wrote the song and that dr dre just sang it

[lubenthedeals101]

I GUESS there's 544 bitches

[TheZeusBag]

nice B roll

[joshuarawr]

Looool.. at 0:57 dude completely f'd the lyrics.. But he pulled it together ;P

[christinewitten]

Funny

[tymills22]

lol, at 1:33 he said the n word

[JoKeRpav108]

he's trying too hard, this song is fuckin awesome cuz its a layer bak more chill song

[Madsketchybakehouse]

He looks a bit like Chris Cole at 1:20



[mischiefinmonochrome]

buck or two... buckets ehe

[MrJon3zZz]

539 bitches aint shit

[DelusionalPoductions]

lmao

[cahr412]

i dnt even mind tht he said nigga thts how epic this is

[Xbot70]

I hope this guy is aware of who Eric Wright was?

[MrBrendanCunningham]

@Xbot70 Who doesnt

[AngelicaChin12]

eminem #2

[jaytwo96]

ben folds > dr dre

[Phl3xable]

@jaytwo96 no.

[kingidriss23]

bitches cant hang w/the streets

[nakedspaniard]

the best advice youll ever receive on women is to never limit yourself to just one. sometimes its hard to follow this rule

[samuraipally]

533 people are whipped like a Motherfucker!

[JBrugger1080]

Love the song, Hate the video.

[adamwarrix]

532 people ain't shit

[HerbChildren]

go watch the school girls version of bitches aint shit its way better and funnier

[imbrandon16]

Fail.

[Chaningm92]

528 people ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[ThankGodImBlack370]

@Chaningm92 Make that 529

[BrutalDeath007]

this is motherfuckin incredible

[theoptimisticrage]

heeyyyy look its a wanna be m&m

[152754]

@theoptimisticrage fail.jpg

[ssunkisst]

I think at least half of you don't get this joke...

[brooktz]

this video sucks

[BlakesRandomStuff]

It doesn't matter who sings it better, it's funnier because it's a white guy singing it on this one. :S

[caroleedeltaz]

Nice video. I like all the odd places y'all were singing...esp the kangaroo pouch. Plus, you're really cute. :)

[xxclarky661xx]

its a good break up song

[amhyams]

this is so fucking hilarious. The whole point of this song is to show how vulgar songs are, and what they would be like if they were sung seriously and calmly.

[07919275332]

Shit video, funny song.

[thommieboy94]

Why is everybody arguing about who's version is better, some like dr. dre's version better and some like Ben Folds' version better. Music is something you shouldn't argue about, because the thing that makes music so f*cking cool is you can like what you want to like, and there's enough diversity in music for anyone to like something.,,

[PetallessRose]

@thommieboy94 I so agree. <3

[surlistyc]

@thommieboy94 Unless it's Bieber or Black...

[jingRmaggot]

@thommieboy94 fucking*

[HitlerMienFuhrer]

@thommieboy94 no, you're wrong. this music piece is far more superior to rap.

[thunderpop609]

@thommieboy94 That doesnt mean i can't tell someone that i think there music is shit

[SHAKEthatMONKEE]

@thommieboy94 i agree that there should be diversity. however some songs just need to be left alone and not remade. im sure you would feel the same if someone redid a song you love. and this song sounds weird all slow so this is just one of those songs that should just be left alone and not touched

[MrRyleybob]

@SHAKEthatMONKEE And how old were you when this song came out? If you knew anything Ben's history you might know that this song probably meant more to him during some real life experiences like any of his 3 divorces. And 19 really? How can you even feel good about yourself talking about a song like it was your joint growing up or something? You shouldn't really weigh in on either version since both artists were doin their thing while you were still shitting yourself.

[SHAKEthatMONKEE]

@MrRyleybob what does age have to do with anything? i like older music better than newer music therefore when i know an old song and i hear people redo it i dont like it! for example i am a HUGE elvis presely fan and if someone redid one of his songs and i heard it i would hate that song bec his songs should be left alone! so how about you have your opinion and ill have mine! and what does this song have to do about "life experiences"??? NOTHING!! besides Ben going through 3 divorces.??

[ByuParkour]

Couldnt agree more

BITCHES AINT SHIT!

[procyon27]

If you can't understand why this is awesome you are doing music wrong.

[12131AllDay]

fake ass eminem

[rg813]

@12131AllDay cuz this is a serious cover

[12131AllDay]

@rg813 FAG!

[rg813]

@12131AllDay stop being a dumbass. do it for yourself

[12131AllDay]

@rg813 see you later #gayboi

[rg813]

@12131AllDay lol you're retarded

[shortighost]

hahaha wtf??

[theNewKid83]

Hahahahahah, the "bitches can't hang with the streets" part is at the end of the itunes version of "Still" that has nothing to do with anything. Ben Folds has officially become my favorite artist :D

[TheCannoncrewmember]

Glocks... can't be uncocked. Silly Dr. Dre. I think he faked his PhD.

[2666ification]

@TheCannoncrewmember It's Snoop that does that part, and maybe he uncocked it by firing it.

[Sugardaddy86]

ripped off the idea from dynamite hack [boyz n da hood]

[SubwayWolf]

AWESOME!!!

[jacketfootball08]

lol bitches can't hang with the streets

[AriesDusk]

Mutherfuckin chin check 'em

[bronsonf1]

I love how as soon as a white male singer does a cover of this song it sounds 10 times better and professional. Good job.

[Garthug]

I'm mad that he didn't do Daz's verse on the song. 

[mattyd510]

ur shit



[edmondsonave03]

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

[JsoCer14]

thats horrible

[Benchiladas]

whiter than his t shirt

[31mnm7]

BITCHES CAN'T HANG WITH THE STREETS - the most beautiful part

[icedaddy27]

#QuestLove made a special request for this!!!!!!!

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

I heard of this because of a comment somebody made on the adam carrola podcast.

[artiseLBP]

the original dr dre one is good to listen to if im playing GTA San adreas and this one is good to chillax too. both awesome imo

[CptJackass325]

oh god, how old is this video?

[Funkdogg]

cool if he is a dr dre fan or something like that. but i don't believe he ever got his dick sucked!

[croe551]

@Funkdogg hes had like 4 wives hes a playa

[Funkdogg]

@croe551 so he's not the kid in this video? ow well who cares anyway. this song (original) was relevant in 1992 and dre's verse was aimed at eazy-e (rip)

[BiZerkae]

My ass loves this conversation.

[4204LifeChump]

This Version Sucks! Ben Folds is a FAG!

[sdpgh1]

@4204LifeChump

then go listen to the original (which by the way blows compared to this work of art). problem solved.

@4204LifeChump  Orly? i had no idea sexuality mattered in music. Music is music bigot.