You're running down Jaws the Revenge and your video sucks. I quit after 37 seconds because you bored me already. What's so interesting about you lying on a bed with a beer and a pizza and looking at the time making stupid faces at the clock you cock?
There is a part in Jaws 2 where cheif brody asks the woman examining the whale if the shark from Jaws 1 asked another shark to take its place or something and she said I quote "Sharks don't take things personally Mr. Brody". WTF
@GagaGirl727 true. jaws shark was 20 feet long. Jaws 2 shark was the same shark, except with a burnt face. Jaws 3 made the shark 35 feet, kinda stupid then jaws revenge was back to the 20 foot shark
Jaws the Revenge is one of the worst seqeuls in the history of movies, if not the worst. Its one of those movies that makes you want to cut your eyes out so you dont watch anymore. I hear they plan on remaking Jaws, great another sign of Hollywood running out of ideas for movies. I want revenge on the filmakers for making this movie, how about that.
I'd always heard that Jaws: The Revenge was shit. I always said "Aw, it can't be THAT bad!" I watched it awhile back and must say ....It was THAT bad!!! Wretched, god-awful movie. What were they thinking?? That was a slap in the face to the legions of Jaws fans everywhere!! :(
Jaws 3 is much worse then this film... As are the Shark attack films, an Spring break shark attack, an actually most of the shark films made after this movie... Sure the plot is the biggest load of bulls-hit but really if it didn't have the ''Jaws'' name attached to it then it wouldn't be considered so bad...
I am in no way defending this movie on being good because it's not, but it's really not as a bad of a film as people say.. Just don't compare it to Jaws 1 or Jaws 2... Jaws 3 still sucks
@XxComablackxX1937 While they were obviously running out of ideas after the first 2 films Jaws 3 wasn't obviously going to live up to the first 2, BUT its miles better than Jaws The Revenge. I'm not defending it either because the first 2 movies are classics, however The Revenge is horrific in every way possible:
- Shit plot (A shark out for revenge? REALLY??)
- The Shark looks like a toy
- The ending of the film was just just rediculous
i am embarresed to know a death scene like that exists. you cant even see whats happening! just a turn of a weell kills a great white, masive shark like jaws? *sigh*...
when you said that the shark eats the family member on the banana boat you were wrong. the shark tries to eat mrs brodys grandaughter but the shark misses and eats a random woman insted.
Ellen Brody had ESP - so she "sees" Chief Brody shoot Shark 1
The shark is super-intelligent because it was spawned by one of the sharks in "Deep Blue Sea", which gives it the ability to track the Brodies to the Bahamas. "DBS" was filmed later, but happened earlier.
If animals could not be given human motives, a lot of films & franchises could not be made
Jaws 4 = good film - largely bec. of Michael Caine :)
@antienaguy When I rented Jaws The Revenge from Blockbuster, Dad saw the first few minutes where Sean got his arms chomped off and he wanted to CRY, because it was so awful. He was happy that he didn't finsh watching the rest of Jaws The Revenge. What do you think of that?
@anticenaguy I started watching half the movie then stopped because there was almost nothing about a shark. What happened after the black guy's birthday?
@anticenaguy When I rented Jaws IV from Blockbuster, he wanted to cry when Sean got both arms eaten off and he wanted to cry, because he thinks that the film is so abysmal.
Oh yeah and it didn't follow them to the bahamas. It was a different shark and even if it is he same, the Great White Sharks migrate during December. Trust me, I'm an expert on sharks. I even went face to face with a bull shark in the ocean, not in an aquarium.
Jaws isnt the same without roy schneider, but you gotta give jaws 4 a little credit. It may not have that good of a plot, but it has good effects for its time and cool attacks. Plus it had no "green screen fails" unlike jaws 3 which is in my opinion the WORST shark or marine related movie I've seen in my life. Any way, besides that, you made a great review. Good luck in the future.
@owenmotion " It has good effects"? They couldn't make it look as good as the first film, despite coming a full 12 years after the original. The reason? Quite simply, Joseph Sergeant is no Spielberg.
I was reading about this and according to this film, what happened in Jaws 3D never took place! Ya know the sea world park incident and all that! Makes this one even more confusing! Jaws 1 will always be the best! I like the second one aswell, 3rd is not so bad and this. Well I find it watchable but definatly my least favourite one!
Thanks for making this. My sentiments exactly. I had a good laugh at your vid. Just lately I've had a Jaws fetish and I've just watched Jaws 3 and 4, just to see if my memory served me correctly, which It did, they are fucking shit. There seems to be two endings for Jaws 4, one where it gets stabbed by the boat and sinks, and one where it gets stabbed and blows up, very strange.
i hate jaws 4
olivespritz 4 days ago
i love it man whats your deal with jaws4 its good
JRAYDABEAST 1 month ago
The Movie is really not good, he got his good Moments but the hole Movie is silly
transemogirlmeike 3 months ago
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TheHitman644 5 months ago
Lol Azumanga daioh music at the end. I was watching a few episodes of that before I came to this XD
Narlishead 5 months ago
i gotta watch this. i need to see if it's worse than jaws 3.
ItIsRainingBlood 6 months ago in playlist anticenaguy - It Sucks!
@ItIsRainingBlood belive me its a big piece of crap
mrponalado 5 months ago
guys there's anoughter review that is word to word like this one even the move cut outs who is the original ?
Vomtu100 6 months ago
the worst movie ive ever seen, i couldn't even finish it
shanedraper240692 6 months ago
You're running down Jaws the Revenge and your video sucks. I quit after 37 seconds because you bored me already. What's so interesting about you lying on a bed with a beer and a pizza and looking at the time making stupid faces at the clock you cock?
BlaineBingham 7 months ago
there are 2 endings to Jaws 4, in my opinion,the ending u showed us is alot better than a ram and a boom
Dusty9261 7 months ago
Your a hack man you are bad about jaws 4 its cool man
JRAYDABEAST 8 months ago
they even said sharks dont hold anything personal in the second movie
bobaf15 8 months ago
There is a part in Jaws 2 where cheif brody asks the woman examining the whale if the shark from Jaws 1 asked another shark to take its place or something and she said I quote "Sharks don't take things personally Mr. Brody". WTF
Teehee
tsunamaisurfer606 8 months ago
what song is that in the first 21 seconds of this video
TheBiohazardKick 8 months ago
it looks like paper machie......what a fucking bumer
TheDream985 8 months ago
I actually saw this in the theatre. The roaring shark always got me laughing.
They must have taken the sound from the Tex Avery cartoon "Slap Happy Lion".
harlequin75 9 months ago
@anticenaguy. Hey Jason X wasnt that bad. It was acttually better than most of the god aweful friday the 13th francise
destroyer8604 10 months ago
oh dude thank you
HolyMafiaLeader 10 months ago
yeah they don't have feelings but they aren't 50 feet long either!
GagaGirl727 10 months ago
@GagaGirl727 true. jaws shark was 20 feet long. Jaws 2 shark was the same shark, except with a burnt face. Jaws 3 made the shark 35 feet, kinda stupid then jaws revenge was back to the 20 foot shark
papajdizzzle 10 months ago
Let us hope no one else has to expierience this crap again... EVER!!!!!!!!!
kevin72013 10 months ago
lol 9:32,i never knew sharks could get there teeth cleaned white!:)
Zapman71 11 months ago
Jaws the Revenge is one of the worst seqeuls in the history of movies, if not the worst. Its one of those movies that makes you want to cut your eyes out so you dont watch anymore. I hear they plan on remaking Jaws, great another sign of Hollywood running out of ideas for movies. I want revenge on the filmakers for making this movie, how about that.
badbook1 11 months ago
There is one good thing about this movie.... the part in the beginning when the shark ate Sean-that was better than Alex Kitner's death
cryptid85 11 months ago
I'd always heard that Jaws: The Revenge was shit. I always said "Aw, it can't be THAT bad!" I watched it awhile back and must say ....It was THAT bad!!! Wretched, god-awful movie. What were they thinking?? That was a slap in the face to the legions of Jaws fans everywhere!! :(
DarkDreams420 1 year ago
Jaws 3 is much worse then this film... As are the Shark attack films, an Spring break shark attack, an actually most of the shark films made after this movie... Sure the plot is the biggest load of bulls-hit but really if it didn't have the ''Jaws'' name attached to it then it wouldn't be considered so bad...
I am in no way defending this movie on being good because it's not, but it's really not as a bad of a film as people say.. Just don't compare it to Jaws 1 or Jaws 2... Jaws 3 still sucks
XxComablackxX1937 1 year ago
@XxComablackxX1937 While they were obviously running out of ideas after the first 2 films Jaws 3 wasn't obviously going to live up to the first 2, BUT its miles better than Jaws The Revenge. I'm not defending it either because the first 2 movies are classics, however The Revenge is horrific in every way possible:
- Shit plot (A shark out for revenge? REALLY??)
- The Shark looks like a toy
- The ending of the film was just just rediculous
superrobz 11 months ago
i am embarresed to know a death scene like that exists. you cant even see whats happening! just a turn of a weell kills a great white, masive shark like jaws? *sigh*...
MrCyberSiren 1 year ago
when you said that the shark eats the family member on the banana boat you were wrong. the shark tries to eat mrs brodys grandaughter but the shark misses and eats a random woman insted.
jalbertgeorge 1 year ago
jaws 3 is worse
jalbertgeorge 1 year ago
I WOULD RATHER WATCH JAWS THE REVENGE 12 TIMES IN A ROW THAN WATCH THIS GUY TRY TO STRING TOGETHER A SENTENCE.
ALSO THIS IS UNORIGINAL GARBAGE. HOW MANY PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE DO REVIEWS OF THIS MOVIE. EXTREME FOLLOWERS.
THIS MOVIE WAS MADE 23 YEARS AGO AND YOU ARE JUST FIGURING THIS STUFF OUT NOW.
bergalini 1 year ago
ur brittsh to i am as well lol
shortysrule25 1 year ago
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All the objections can be answered:
Ellen Brody had ESP - so she "sees" Chief Brody shoot Shark 1
The shark is super-intelligent because it was spawned by one of the sharks in "Deep Blue Sea", which gives it the ability to track the Brodies to the Bahamas. "DBS" was filmed later, but happened earlier.
If animals could not be given human motives, a lot of films & franchises could not be made
Jaws 4 = good film - largely bec. of Michael Caine :)
Halloween 2 = unwatchable
5355vbxjbj76rvn 1 year ago
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5355vbxjbj76rvn 1 year ago
i've stop at the middle of 3, it sucks.... jaws 1,2 are great, 3,4, sucks
XMetallicaAXxx 1 year ago
gawd i love accents, but im american so I dont have one so... :P
anyways.. THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK NOSTALGIA CRITIC SHOULD REVIEW
JAWS 4 THE REVENGE!!
superfreakinawesome6 1 year ago 2
if it sucks thet me have it
ayyoshezbadd 1 year ago
@antienaguy When I rented Jaws The Revenge from Blockbuster, Dad saw the first few minutes where Sean got his arms chomped off and he wanted to CRY, because it was so awful. He was happy that he didn't finsh watching the rest of Jaws The Revenge. What do you think of that?
1f5sda 1 year ago
@1f5sda i dont blame him
anticenaguy 1 year ago
@anticenaguy Hey Adam, have you seen anticinemageeks review of this? It's exactly the fucking same as yours!
TheDensley7 10 months ago
@TheDensley7 hmmmm no..send me the link
anticenaguy 10 months ago
@anticenaguy I started watching half the movie then stopped because there was almost nothing about a shark. What happened after the black guy's birthday?
tsunamaisurfer606 8 months ago
@1f5sda your father is a smart man he must have gone to harvard
tsunamaisurfer606 8 months ago
@tsunamaisurfer606 He actually went to Georgia Tech.
1f5sda 8 months ago
@anticenaguy When I rented Jaws IV from Blockbuster, he wanted to cry when Sean got both arms eaten off and he wanted to cry, because he thinks that the film is so abysmal.
1f5sda 1 year ago
Oh yeah and it didn't follow them to the bahamas. It was a different shark and even if it is he same, the Great White Sharks migrate during December. Trust me, I'm an expert on sharks. I even went face to face with a bull shark in the ocean, not in an aquarium.
owenmotion 1 year ago
Jaws isnt the same without roy schneider, but you gotta give jaws 4 a little credit. It may not have that good of a plot, but it has good effects for its time and cool attacks. Plus it had no "green screen fails" unlike jaws 3 which is in my opinion the WORST shark or marine related movie I've seen in my life. Any way, besides that, you made a great review. Good luck in the future.
owenmotion 1 year ago
@owenmotion " It has good effects"? They couldn't make it look as good as the first film, despite coming a full 12 years after the original. The reason? Quite simply, Joseph Sergeant is no Spielberg.
TheDensley7 1 year ago
I was reading about this and according to this film, what happened in Jaws 3D never took place! Ya know the sea world park incident and all that! Makes this one even more confusing! Jaws 1 will always be the best! I like the second one aswell, 3rd is not so bad and this. Well I find it watchable but definatly my least favourite one!
MrPetrolhead09 1 year ago
@xboxlivegb Also, Terminator Salvation was aload of hedgehog cunts.,
TheDensley7 1 year ago
@xboxlivegb Good boy, that's more like it.
TheDensley7 1 year ago
@xboxlivegb You give Jaws 3 8 out of 10? You crazy motherfucker!
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Michael Caine couldn't even collect his oscar for Hannah And Her Sisters because he was filming this pile of cat pubes.
TheDensley7 1 year ago
wait, what the fuck?! I didn't even know there was a jaws IV (4)! hahaha
When did this happen or come out?
Or was it even in theaters?
someone explain
jkl4 1 year ago
@jkl4 jaws 4 was released in 1987...Nobody talks about it because its considered one of the worst movies ever made
anticenaguy 1 year ago
Jaws The Revenge is the crappiest film ever in the whole flippin' world!!!!!!
TheStrongBoyz19 1 year ago
Man I agree wit u so much.
Jaws 1 and 2- Were good
Jaws 3- it was ok
4- CRAP
Now Image WWE Movies vs Jaws The Revenge. Do note some WWE movies hav sucked who would win?
OttieSucks 1 year ago
Are you going to get rid of Jaws: The Revenge?
TheStrongBoyz19 1 year ago
@TheStrongBoyz19 well i'll have to keep it as it came in a boxset and it would look odd if it were missing...i'll never watch it again though
anticenaguy 1 year ago
i agree this movie was major crap.
EricVierthaler92 1 year ago
Thanks for making this. My sentiments exactly. I had a good laugh at your vid. Just lately I've had a Jaws fetish and I've just watched Jaws 3 and 4, just to see if my memory served me correctly, which It did, they are fucking shit. There seems to be two endings for Jaws 4, one where it gets stabbed by the boat and sinks, and one where it gets stabbed and blows up, very strange.
MrAbolishReligion 1 year ago
@MrAbolishReligion A Jaws fetish? What, do like to dress up as Quint in the bedroom?
TheDensley7 1 year ago
Yea I wasn't to Big on the Jaws Movies one was Okay
Francisco4888 1 year ago
Im sure i wached this yesterday... ahh well lol.
dave24ie 2 years ago