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  • We were somewhere around Route 17 on the edge of Celadon City when my eyes began to close. I remember saying something like "I feel a little sleepy. Maybe we should stop..." Suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around our group. And a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn Pokémon?!"

  • Hehe...I LIKE this song! But those Zubat...

  • You know, I know Zubat sucks stat wise, especially in the early games. But there's something about a blind, worthless, screeching bat-thing that you run into every 3 damn steps and that flies in packs of millions in any dark room that I find charming.

  • In the Pokemon world there are annoyances. They are the following:

    Annoyances of the sky: Zubat & Golbat

    Annoyances of the land: Geodude & Graveler

    Annoyances of the sea: Tentacool & Tentacruel

    Or if we're talking about Unova:

    Annoyances of the sky: The flying type Pokemon in Unova aren't really that annoying.

    Annoyances of the land: Roggenrola, Sawk, Watchog, Durant

    Annoyances of the sea: Basculin...Basculin are flippin' everywhere.

  • Crobat is a total bro, but you know what?

    FUCK ZUBATS.

  • Zubat, Geodude and Tentacool. The three useless pieces of junk data that deserve total annihilation. Let's commence with the purging.

  • I never let my PKMN faint. EVER. (I reset) ...well...once - you know how when you're in bed in the middle of the night up running through Mt. Moon seeing Zubat after Zubat, pretty much just button smashing without really paying attention - well, I SAVED THE GAME. Then I looked at my party - AND 1 OF MY PKMN HAD FNT STATUS!! I can only guess it knocked itself out from Supersonic or Struggle & I switched to next without noticing! ×д× But that'll be our little secret! My record goes untarnished! ;)

  • Zubat was actually a pretty good Pokemon in the first couple of generations though.

  • @discoandherpes Crobat still is an extremely solid choice for a flier.

  • @discoandherpes

    In what way? You face a large number of enemies that use some mix of ice, rock, psychic or simply very powerful attacks. Zubat's stats aren't that great. In the early games it's not even capable of using Fly. Confusion and poison are of limited use against a lot of enemies and before long you'll find yourself wanting to switch out for much more powerful options.

  • I hate Zubats xD

  • I was playing pokemon and I have ssen a zubat and I have said: COOL! A Bat! It must be rare! I have capture he... Passed 3 seconds Oh! another!Begginners luck... 3 seconds later Again! Another 3 seconds... FUCK YOU! Passed 1 second ARRRRRG!! Since that day im nuts!
  • Zubat is controlling air.

    Tentacool is controlling seas.

    Well, then who is controlling land?

  • @Dukstless uhh tarous or groudon

  • @Dukstless

    Rattata / Sentret / Bidoof / Patrat / Lillipup.

  • @Chase1002newaccount

    You forgot ZIgzagoon. He is Hoenn's Rattata.

  • @Dukstless

    i knew i forgot SOMETHING.

  • @Chase1002newaccount

    Zigzagoon is my favorite of them all. Since my first touch of Ruby, it was in my team and in first Hoenn game it is about level ~80. PICKUP RULES! Seriously, Zigzagoon is probably the best one, due to Pickup. Who does not like free items?

  • @Dukstless

    Zigzagoon was my first shiny.

  • @Chase1002newaccount

    My was Spinda. And I mean pure-luck (1 to 8192) shiny. At that time, I didn't knew about others methods to obtain shiny than wild. xP

  • @Dukstless

    rattata.

  • @Dukstless Who's controlling the land?

    Easy: Geodude.

  • zubat flying annoyence rattata land annoyence tenticool swimming annoyence

  • Zubat and Tentacool have become such a staple of the series. Even though they are annoying, I kinda miss running into them in Pokemon Black and White. lol.

  • @Pokeguy493 You can catch a golbat in white adn black i evolved mine for the pokedex's sake

  • when my parents complain about me not havin any money i tell them... "if i had a penny for every zubat i came across id be the richest person alive!"

  • Zubat,you are not such a brat! You actually brought me a vict-ory! I killed you flying rat Thinking that Team rocket would not come now But they did and I nearly screamed Saying "Why no glitch? I thought there were tons!" But then pickachu's thunderbolt Sent them blasting off You were the Zu-bat of luck And I won AGAIN!
  • zu-mat? lol

  • Brilliant. XD Those things were annoying as heck, swear...

    When you were talking about going insane, the music matched...so well. XD Just for that, I'm faving this 5 times. :D

  • Itsa rainin' Zubat

    Hallelujah its rainin' Zubat

    Hey hey!

  • I actually like Zubat.........

  • @shugocharagirl100 Same here. I like Zubats. This song was funny though.

  • they're like tentacool and magicarp in the sea

  • these got mentioned in the Ngamer magazine ! congrats m8

  • @cheeseraptor50 wich year and wich number? ive read it since 2010

  • @EEVEESPRIT im pretty sure that it is in the issue with hero of 3ds on the front :)

  • dangerous36m sent me here :)

  • i like zubat but i hate that annoying odish in pokemon emerald

  • I think my Crobat in Emerald was cooler as a Zubat.

    Hint: put a Whismur in the lead if you're entering a cave past Gen. 3.

  • My brother was playing White version, and he cam into my room almost in tears of joy. I asked him what happened.

    He said "I ran into a Golbat... for the first time in generation V!"

  • @zacheatstacos Makes me cry too. :(

  • @zacheatstacos Where? I haven't seen any Pokemon from earlier generations and I'm at least halfway through the game.

  • I found a shiny Zubat.

  • @DRangerxxx

    I have Shiny Spinda. Lol.

  • How the hell did the comment thread start being about some guy's LPs?

  • That Picture is epic xD

  • Zubat

    Golbat

    Crobat

    Woobat

    Swoobat

    ^^

  • 15 Zubats clicked the dislike button.

  • @mariomaster110 You're a cunt.

  • @mariomaster110

    You're a fucking idiot.

  • @TheBoyHernandez

    An idiot, eh? Well guess what? You shall not be in Youtube. Maybe your mom can get your ass burned in a fireplace. Now die slowly.

  • @mariomaster110 that made a lot of sense you twat.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ

    Do me a favor. Get hit by an avalanche so we don't have to see your ugly-ass face. Faggot.

  • @mariomaster110

    Go to school, watch some tv, read something. Just please, learn to write and speak in a way that is coherent and makes sense.

  • @TheBoyHernandez

    Oh, I've been to school. I for one am in 8th grade. Obviously, you never go to school, as in you just sit there and pick your nose.

  • @mariomaster110

    The 8th grade. Well you sound proud, and I have to say I'm impressed. Your mental age seems to be more around 4.

  • @TheBoyHernandez

    Let me give you a hint. Put the number 1 on the left side of 4, and you'll find out my real age.

  • @mariomaster110 Have you checked a mirror? Oh, never mind, I forgot that every mirror breaks when you look at it so you don't get the chance to see your ugly-ass mullet.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ

    Wow. You fail.

  • @mariomaster110

    No. You fail. Your comebacks have consisted of telling me your age and telling mariomasturbator that he fails, with no accompanying reason or retaliating comment. You are a fuckwagon. Go to bed.

  • @mariomaster110 You cunt.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ CUPCAKES.

  • @MrZebraGamer Your moms clit!

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ You wont! No ballz brochacho! No ballz!

  • @MrZebraGamer I did. That's why you're around.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ And so is feet.

  • @MrZebraGamer Ah, so you and mariomaster have a common interest? I always knew there more shit LPers with foot fetishes. Now please, go on and continue with your Asian foot porn videos.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ Don't mind if I do.

  • @MrZebraGamer So, what you're saying is, is that you and mariomaster both fuck the shit out of each others hand to foot porn. Seriously, if you're going to jack off, do it when you're alone and not with a caterpillar lipped fuck-wad with a mullet.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ Hey! You left Oprah Winfrey out!

  • @MrZebraGamer Right, how could I forget. She's the one whipping you two right before you guys are about to cum.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ You're there too ^^ Your making my cookies and sammiches in the kitchen.

  • @MrZebraGamer No, I'm actually the one taking a shit on mariomaster's pea-head.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ WHILE making me my sammich. No mustard. Ham and Cheese.

  • @MrZebraGamer Would you like mariomaster's spunk wad on that? Oh, of course you will.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ Extra chocolate chips on those cookies, too.

  • @MrZebraGamer If you're trying to out-wit a troll by replying with non-sense comments isn't going to and will never work. There is no use trying to protect your fuck buddy. Now be a good little shit and wank to mariomasters latest pokemon LP.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ POKEMANZ!? There is no time for POKEMANZ. THIS IS SPARTA. WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR WAR. LOAD YOUR BOULDERS MEN.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ

    Yo, Dirtbag. I would like to order a troll sandwich with extra laif please. Oh, and to go with that, I would also like some spam fries. That will be all.

  • @mariomaster110 Sperm fries? Comin' right up! Would you also like a meat spin burger with it? It's free.....

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ Id rather have some FALCON PAWNCH Chicken Patty with that.

  • @MrZebraGamer I gave your mother the fist last night.

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ Who didnt? 

  • @MrZebraGamer Yeah, she is quite the cum whore, isn't she?

  • @MrZebraGamer

    What are you doing? Mariomaster asked for help, not abstract conversation. At least try and give him a hand. Your last comment just insulted your own mother. Have some respect.

  • @TheBoyHernandez If you deal with the troll angerly, it aint gonna help you.

  • @MrZebraGamer

    And this is your alternative? Mighty easy to ignore. You're not so much intervening as you are yelling things from a safe distance. So enjoy doing that. Marmalade! See it just doesn't work...

  • @TheBoyHernandez I honestly dont see you doing much.

  • @MrZebraGamer That's what you mean, right?

  • @mariomasturbatorLOLZ

    Yes please. With extra grandma blood.

  • @mariomaster110

    As mariomasturbator so beautifully alluded to earlier. I think we need to talk about the caterpillar. Have you ever considered shaving?

  • @TheBoyHernandez

    Yes, whenever I need to.

  • @mariomaster110

    Evidently you are lying. Or you have a dreadful understanding of the word 'need'.

  • @TheBoyHernandez

    I'm not lying, I'm honest. And I do understand the word need.

  • @mariomaster110

    You need to stop let's playing immediately. Wanker.

  • @TheBoyHernandez

    Well, you're just jealous because I have about 175 subs. I'll keep doing Let's Plays even if you don't like it. Retard faggot.

  • @mariomaster110

    Most of whom don't watch your videos. And those who do seem to dislike them... Nice going there.

  • @mariomaster110 let's see.... 175 subs and about 12 views a video. Yeah, you sir have real loyal subs, you fucking prick. NOW DIE NIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRR

  • @mariomaster110 Way to have your "friends" fight your battles, you spunk brain.

  • Zubat: Confusing players since 1996. P:

    lmao... "It's another Zubat" I feel your pain. <3

  • I actually never caught a Zubat until I found out you can get a Crobat by raising it. Even then I put it off for a looong time, those Zubat drove me insane xD

  • fucking ZUBAT

  • The very worst thing is, they made Crobat. I mean, who the FUCK would even WANT to raise a goddamn Zubat?!? Unless you're a Team Grunt and theyre aren't enough Poochyenas around. And worse, you have to raise a Golbat until it LOVES you. Any one who has any genunine love for a Golbat/Crobat is a sick, mananical, evil fuck.

    Yeah, Crobat is fast and can Toxic/Confuse Ray/Attract/Bite-flinch you into insanity, but that just makes it EVIL!

  • @Mcheetah I love my Zubat, best thing next to Haunter

  • @Mcheetah Crobat acctually is pretty good.

  • Zubat/Golbat is the most annoying Pokemon ever, but Electrike/Manetric in Ruby & Sapphire is a close second. They're fast, and somewhat hard to escape, suually sport Spark, and just ATTACKING one will paralyze your fucking Pokemon! (even IF you kill it in one hit; it'll still paralyze your Pokemon post-mordem). I never had to carry so many fucking Paraylz heals and Cheri Berries as I did in Hoenn. STATIC is the most annoying fucking ability ever!

  • Fuck! Why did Zubat and Golbat have to be in every single game? Golbat has a lot of speed, so if your pokemon are not at a high enough level, escaping is a pain. The least they could do now is put Crobat in the game as a wild pokemon.

  • at that point of the game you can't spend cash on both antidotes, potions AND repels, so zubats will ruin your life anyways

  • Every single Zubat you meet is an advertisement for Silph's Repel line. Silph makes sure that no town near a cave, not even one like Cerulean where the tourism industry is hurting due to large Zubat populations, would attempt a Zubat extermination, because a few payoffs to politicians and bureaucrats to obstruct extermination is nothing compared to the money they make off of any single product in the Repel line. Every other Pokémon, except maybe Tentacool, has had exterminations. Not Zubat.

  • Pro tip: MOTHERFUCKING REPELS.

  • @mzxrules What if the Repel runs out in less than 30 seconds? 'You took 10 steps, the Repel wore off...' XDDD

  • @SasukeCaramelldansen Impossible. Repel is based on number of steps taken, not time.

  • @mzxrules Well the worst Repel you can get is the green can. Nobody buy the green canned Repel. If you're walking through Digglet's Cave, trust me I've done it before, it wears off the last few feet and you get attacked.

  • @SasukeCaramelldansen The thing is, Super Repels cannot be bought until later. Alternative. Oh, by the way, have you though about buying more that one repel, then, as soon as one ends its effect, inmediatly use another?

  • @mzxrules

    Even Max Repels only last 250 steps, which is like, less than a minute in real time. I've actually spent near ALL my entire money after 8 gyms just on goddamn Repels. (And in Hoenn, fucking Paraylz heals whenever i didn't have enough Cheris. Goddamn fucking "Static" Manetrics...)

  • Sometimes I've been mobbed by them outside, far from caves, in BROAD DAYLIGHT! D:

  • .. Wow, this describes Bieber better than anything i've seen so far

  • lol if only i was a cat, i could eat them all

  • its raining zubat

  • what do U have against Zubat?

  • i no they r annoying but crobat arent 2 bad

  • RAINING ZUBAT!!!! ROFLLMAO!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    oh dear lord.....that really made my day....thank you secondplaceeagle....

  • Wild Zubat appeared. .

    fled. .

    10 seconds later

    Wild Zubat appeared. .

    Zubat used supersonic!

    FUCK YOUUUUUU!!!

  • @Mannetasi Zubat's were the annoying common cave pokemon. Oddish were the annoying common grass pokemon.

  • la voz de ese tio me pone de los nervios joder

  • I dont like zubat

    I half-like golbat

    I loves crobat

  • lol i was just playing pkmnn while i listend this song.. O.o o only fought with zubat during the song.. D:

  • i like zubats its just so frickin annoying that in caves you run into them every 2 seconds

  • zubat is my favorite pokemon

  • Zubats are annoying, but they are on the top 10 of my favorite pokemon.

  • This made me laugh out loud. So much truth contained in 53 seconds.

  • I HATE zubat...

  • at first Zubat sucks. later on is fine. then Golbat is great. final Crobat is a BEAST!!! IS AWESOME!!!

  • This song explain's my brother's lifee xD

  • you made me insane

    you took over my life

    you scared away my wife

    you made me lose my job

    hahahahahahahahhhhaha LOL XD

  • 0_0! Its right that Zubat is a dumb cave Pokemon but he becomes one of the greatest ever.......Crobat!!!

  • Wild ZUBAT appeared

    Zubat: DAA-DAH-DAH

    OMG Zubat cry is so annoying and so is Geodude

    Geodude: RAWARAWARA

  • WOW i HAVE A ZUBAT AND NOW IS A CROBAT IS MY BEST POKEMON!

  • @IceTailSapphire61 You tell'em! they are all STUPID!!! :D

    PWNED!

  • ?????????????

  • Me: *in Mt. Moon on my pokemon HG* *singing this song when I run into a Zubat* >:c

    Zubat: KJSHAUSHA *sparkle*

    Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

  • @ShyenneTheRabbit And you don't have any Poke Balls!

  • @ShyenneTheRabbit And the best part: My neighbor's never seen a blue Zubat. Only green and sparkly. Zubat seen by him: 13.

  • @ExtraPengCP

    Holy crap.

  • this is so true I remember sometimes when I had a bad day and play pokemon to take all the worries out of my mind a freaking zubat keeps on appearing..gaw I hate it so much makes me want to grab a gun and shoot it

  • Omfg i feel your pain dude

  • My friend sang this a lot at school today. Zubat's appear in caves at the most bad times. XD

  • HI ZUBAT!

    HI GEODUDE!

    *repeat for 6 friggin hours.

  • Oddly enough Zubat is one of my favourite pokemon out there

  • Using Rock Throw on Zubats is like taking out two birds with one stone!

    Rock beats Flying.

  • Can you do the D/P/Pt wild Pokemon theme? Sing about the pains of Staravia and Endeavor!

  • ZUBAT!!!!

  • diz video is hi larious

  • Please tell me that you're going to redo this song. I love this one.

  • zubat ruined my life jajajja

  • When I used to play pokemon, I would go in a cave and be like

    INB4 Zubat

    and now this is stuck in my head, SOO MUCH ZUBAT @_@

  • I know, right? Every other step in a cave and it's a stinking Zubat. Only thing worse might be a Geodude, and that's just if the water/grass member of the party is out...

  • jkiif xD bravooo bone imagination :P Ta grave raison c vraimen chien les nosferapti xP

  • zubat's my 54th favorite pokemon lol

  • die you gof dang zubat's but crobat ftw

  • I COMPLETELY AGREE damned zubats...

  • @windflasher not really (And one thing why are closely all guy's in USA and other land so dumb against other people in Norway are people nice to other) Torterra have good SP/special defense and defense + amazing attack &special attack

  • If it wasn't for zubats, I wouldn't have a shiny!

  • This song is WIN

  • damn you people u guys dont see good zubat is, i always dump my starter for him

  • you mean crobat

  • true he sucks piplup is succes it learns flying moves to kill turtwig

  • Torterra OWNS Empoleon with its eaurthqauke

    and Infernape!

  • you must be a noob i always win

  • No i am not, i own my friends with Torterra anyway i will not start a fight with u.

    Witch Pokemon have u in your team??? just wondering