Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate

[teedonster2]

wow, i actually thought this was real until i saw the onion. funny how this something fox with put on air

[teedonster2]

0:44 XDDDDDDD

[Kluulessence]

WTF oh America how u never seize to entertain me LOL :3

[LibertyInProgress]

To be honest, I felt bad the first few times that I jerked off on 9/11, because I wanted to be respectful to what happened on that day. After I realized how absurd it was, I didn't really give a shit anymore. Jerking off is, obviously, not a sin.

[MrSafetymeeting]

I observe 9/11 by not masturbating to any Islamic porn.

[hahashithaha]

ahahahahahaahaha

the sad part is, this is prob true

[roseminty]

"Obama: rubbing self against sofa or other furniture counts."

Aw man. :[

Oh, and the last guy is awkwardly adorable.

[GummzterOfficial]

"Shame On You. It's 9/11.

We'll Return September 12 With All-New Amateur Fuck-Cams HAHA

[LieutenantClone]

"There is literally nothing in this world that will keep me from masturbating"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CHARRIS5550]

i actually didn't masturbate on 9/11

[ShadicPT]

WTF!1!!!!!!! i died.

[lxlGenclxl]

this makes me wana mastrubate

[bebo3ful]

The kid at the end is funniest "There is literally nothing in this world that will stop me masturbating"

[Gowngirl]

Man, I laugh at some of the most messed up stuff but even I think this is just REALLY F'd up... I'd be pretty damn ashamed if I was any one who had a part in making this or spreading it via e-mail :cough: Travis :cough:

[Knoxerboy101]

@Gowngirl

It's humor, Deal w/ it.

I'll masturbate on the ashes of the trade center on the 12th.

[FlavorOfL1fe]

9/12 ... Oficial masturbation day !! YAY !

Lube up ppl

[niza310]

May is National Masturbation Month, while May 7th or 28th is National Masturbation Day. That's right, a whole month!