How to Woo Your Crush

[funrizwan]

I think I have a crush on Cassandra

[crunchdoggie]

I loved that dramatic phone grab at 2:42!

[LMNtaLXicon]

Phone sex. Someone's pro'ly already said it, but I don't give a damn.

[nandee1fuery]

@XxAlphaCentauri You would have to be, to be falling for the way she's acting. XD

[nandee1fuery]

I'm so sure he didn't even question what she was doing in the men's bathrooms. XD

[starshkr46]

Nice fan service in here...

[blackkat77]

what is the song that cracked uses at the beginning called?

[MnesomnesTears]

Dr. Cone is rocking that 'stache.

[braquemar]

Just too silly.

[sanchezbone09]

Why... Why are there so many turkeys?

[CRAZYSTOO]

thumb magnet.

[MuseseekerMan]

I have hot oreo related sexual fantasies bcause of Kassandra now.....

[abc525]

Ooooh. So THAT is how you do it...

[carstenweizer]

whats with the chickens in the microwaves

[TidalCat]

I honestly think Kassandra should hook up with DOB from Agents of Cracked.

Whose with me?

[DeliriousZeus]

Cracked is... Deliciously amazing. I liked this very very a lot to the max?

[JDLupus]

...Just noticed how much Dr Cone looks like Dr Alan Statham...

[TheUstinovich]

33rd?

[evilmamaluigi]

Did no one notice the various pictures of turkeys scattered through this video?

[HurrDurr65]

So Cracked, when will you be selling the "Dr. Cone Disguise Kit" and/or "Dr. Cone's Used Moustaches"?

[CakiePieSquared]

This is one of those awesomely disturbing/hilarious videos.

[slayerOFsquirrels]

all i wanna know is how you got her to make out with the mirror, ive been barkin up that tree for years and my old lasy still wont do it. wich is why i peed myself a little erlier today and then stuck her nose in it.

[GraceTemptation]

The crush guy is epic xD

[Kiernik]

What was the name of that movie?

[JanderStrahd]

Kassandra!! ♥♥♥

[tttfoxhound]

I love how they have two paper printed turkeys in btoh ovens in the same room

[clayton1979]

Why did I only laugh at 2:08 ?

[heinzie5]

cassandra is hot. especially when she gets that crazy seriel killer look.

[andybpiano]

Dear Mr. Cracked, who writes these?

[Cracked]

@andybpiano

These episodes or these comments? Circus trained hamsters and circus trained ferrets, respectively.

[andybpiano]

@Cracked I was referring to the Advice Board videos. Hamsters, eh? Are they free, paid hamsters or enslaved hamsters? And since you mentioned it, are you a free, paid ferret or an enslaved ferret?

[Cracked]

@andybpiano

It's all unionized. Pay is meh, but the food pellets are top notch.

[shuttledik]

I know there's funny stuff in there... but I'm still waiting to laugh. Seriously. How can funny content not be funny?! They find a way.

[yellodello1221]

@shuttledik I was thinking the same thing. I feel like it's almost there.

[avatarcollides2day]

African people with the big penis again

[StupidMovieMan]

those chickens look good can i have some? 1:43

[ChristianCocaine]

Who comments people back here, Dr. Cone? Haha. 

[AndreLeCoz]

she's hot!

[Gight77]

FUCK YEAH

This was accually funny.

[rubenismaster]

For some reason Dr. Come (Daniel Gordh) reminds me of Daniel O. Brain a lot. Are they related by any chance?

[Cracked]

@rubenismaster

They are not related but were once conjoined twins.

[Jayessey]

Aww, poor Kassandra, unadopted. Hahahaha.

[ComicallyAbsurdFilms]

Ned Flanders in real life

[Inigobalboa]

Great



[Castaway090]

i have a crush on kassandara

[mblabezza]

RAD ending

[Mgamerz]

looool i will beat my crush into submission... with love

[SpazzMaster8705]

Turkey in the microwave? ...nice!

[badcloud56]

Best one yet of this series

[m0527j3]

I love the turkeys in the microwave. Ha ha.

[1mindlessmusic1]

I also stick whole chickens in the microwave

[lordilson]

Can I be Rick's crush? Hmm, that's a sexy African American with a large penis that owns a dog.

[ScottishStu93]

Goddamn I wish I was that mirror.

I've liked all of these, not sure why people hate them so much!

[IRONMANAustralia]

Dr. Cone, I need your sage advice.

I have the opposite problem. I keep running into a chick who lives near my home who seems to be under the false impression that I'm interested in her. So everytime I so much as say 'Hi' to her in passing, the crazy hippie bitch reacts as if I just made an unwelcome marriage proposal.

It seems everything I do, (like intentionally ignoring her), just makes it worse. How do I break her obvious delusion that I'd give a flying fuck if she dropped dead?

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

Wooing you crush? More like Brooming your mush, amirite?

[wakkaboom1987]

I actually liked this episode. It didn't even need to have Michael Swaim in it.

[yoshigotgun]

all the chickens in the microwaves!!!!

[Chuckyarou333]

@yoshigotgun and later in the copy machine when he is mackin down with the phone.

[Alt165AM]

you guys should upload After Hours here and wait for the haters to rain...

[JDLupus]

That is the most joy I have ever seen somebody have with a Newton's Cradle.

[souske25]

"EAT IT! EAT IT YOU SICK FUCK!"

[MuseseekerMan]

I have a crush on cassandra



[Vajrayana514]

I've learned so much from this series

[DJBludLust]

Fuck everyone else, this shit is hilarious. Please keep doing this series. I need more advice!

[justsigninguptowatch]

It's the woman from the second city network, made famous by "Cougar Lesbians" lol

[douchefagtard]

thumbs up if you only watch this for kassandra

[TheRealPanacamanana]

If cracked doesn't make more of this series I will kill a puppy.

[SominiFonsi]

@TheRealPanacamanana THis

[Cracked]

@TheRealPanacamanana

Careful, puppies are notoriously strong when presented with web television related threats. Don't ask us how we know this.

[Chenolicious1]

Never let anyone know what you're thinking/feeling...

[MamdoMan]

I would bang Cassandra! 

[TASCmedia]

I loved this.

[jamasianman]

If they ever stop using Kassandra I'm not watching anymore. But for now they are amusing videos.

[redaxxx]

Dr Cone's awesome! The CAB-videos are awesome! Keep it up! Looking forward to more DNC episodes though!

[redaxxx]

Dr Cone's awesome! The CAB-videos are awesome! Keep it up!

[ohsnap8186]

i saw this two weeks ago

[Utubepooperful]

THIS IS FUCKING SHIT

[GuitaristAidan]

Dr Cone's advice seems legit

[Slayerpwnsu]

Anyone else think this was shit?

[Cracked]

@Slayerpwnsu

Utubepooperful did too. Aggressively.

[BobCassidy]

@Slayerpwnsu The whole series is dire

[NoukonGlobal]

The order of numbers is flawed- Obviously Cracked was first.

Idiots.

[Zvoryginn]

Sixth?



[Inigobalboa]

@Zvoryginn You're eighth, silly!

[ChillyFart]

FLIPPERS

[Sem5626]

losers

[Cracked]

@Sem5626

...who can count to four like no one's business.

[zdepapepa]

fourth

[888bruinsfan]

third?

[Saxamita]

second?



[bob4c89]

first?