Man vs. Wild - Bloody Trail

[reaganaweesomness]

Ya guys stop being freaking retards

[ichica1234]

dude really the drinking piss jokes are getting old

[3people3computers]

You see that cameraman? thats a lot of protein.....

[treestar1234567]

what if one day he found a human hand...

[KillerDinoz]

Bear: hey see that goat

Cameraman: I see it

Bear: well watch it closely

Cameraman: Okay

Bear: *BOOOM* HELL YEA THATS FOOD FOR US

[AnnihilaticJC]

imagine the goat slipped and fell down... that would be funny as hell

[TimeForSpeed]

I used to drink my own piss like him, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[BVLLW]

"WOW IS THAT A CHOCOLATE SHAKE??!?!?!?!?! Naw i'll rather drink my pee...."

[paraaron]

Better drink the Mountain Goats piss!!!

[RemysWebpageMaker]

I really am interested how his shits look like.

[lancetan1]

"We'll I ran Out of Piss , Okay quick Cameraman Piss in this bottle!

[knigmich]

really Bear just kill that in his sleep the night before

[danielceltics20]

assasins fucking creed

[NoizeHD]

Bear is like who's chuck norris?

ill kill him with a leaf, skin him with a stick, cook him in the sand, eat him and wash him down with some on my own piss.

[MrMdove]

they come up high in these mountains.. to get away from bear grylls

[Dragonicafan]

he would survive a roundhousekick from chuck norris...

[TTxLiiAMMzZ]

why is everyone like '' oh better drink my own piss!'' fuck your dead nans and i tell you now anyone would love to be him and he could even save us one day like if we ever got lost and days and weeks if we listen and learn we could live

[GoalHornDude]

@TTxLiiAMMzZ Relax its a fucking joke

[dancingkitty101]

OF COARSE NOT THE GOATS ARN''T THE ONLY ANIMALS YOU WEIRDO SICCO WHO DRINKS PEE!!!!!!!!! XD

[phillbillable]

and i hoped he'd eat the goat

[nonameguy007]

2012: World ends, I better drink my own pee!

[muuuikey]

How to survive in a volcano. tutorial by bear grylls. drink the lava and eat rocks :D

[AlmostAnyGame]

@muuuikey you're doing it wrong. drink your own piss.

[muuuikey]

@AlmostAnyGame no no no thats not right. heres how it goes. put some volcano sauce in your piss bottle. then drink it :)

[dancingkitty101]

@muuuikey I literaly just fell out of my chair laughing at that! XD

[Load0Sheep]

Peta must dislike this series

[widgeonslayer]

Those bones look to be about 2 months old. And a fresh lion kill would most likely be buried.

[shadowdraqon]

How many tapeworms are in this guy's stomache?

[mastertyler1800]

me:mom am going to kill 5 haters

mom:but ur only by yourself

me:dont worry mom i have 160 people and bears with me

mom:k have fun sweety

[Mulitfrog]

What we need is Bear Grylls and Epic Mealtime to meet up.

[KutscherRolf]

0:36 "better ran away...fuck its bear grylls"

[Mixfamer]

They should make a new survival trial for bear. Bear vs. A Bear

[1nader1]

Lmao thumbs up if you were trying to skip advertisement when that popped up.

[Mrperfectgamer1]

Bear pointing at cameraman:

"you see this, this is realy good eatable"

[princethemighty]

he should be the actor in 2012

[ssharonarz]

'' ...to get away from predators ''

I think the mountain goat missed Bear.

[Young1Bloodz]

This guy is just hardcore, badass, hard in tha paint, tough, thug, gangsta, goon, baller, hustler, G.I, beast.

[FilmForceStudio]

One day he´ll eat Chuck Norris....

[ughzean]

"Found some blood, better drink my piss"

[TheG2Z]

@ughzean piss can save your life or damage your health cuz of urea..

Urea is the chief solid component of mammalian urine; synthesized from ammonia and carbon dioxide and used as fertilizer and in animal feed and in plastics

[kaden817]

@ughzean shut the heck up dang

[zapthatman]

4 people were eaten by him.

[iSoMuchWin]

@zapthatman Dead people cant give thumbs down..idiot

[zapthatman]

@iSoMuchWin woah it's a joke jeez.

[JeffNeroHardyIsAweso]

why is it called man vs wild? bear is not a man. he is a super human

[SICKNASTY3434]

thumbs up if you thought he was gonna air assassinate the goat

[sindude300]

Mountain Lion, Better Drink My Own PIss

[TheKevot823]

i watch this video cause of the comments..anyways i wanna share my funniest ones i saw :P

Bear is effing crazy the military dumps his poop in a radioactive Graveyard xD

One day he'll eat the camera man

i bet this guy is going to survive 2012

bear doesnt need a machete to cut his way thorugh the woods, he eats his way out of it

Beeeeaaar! Hasnt your mother told you not to play with your food?

i bet animals run when they see him xD

dont go too near next thing you know he would be digesting you.

[2001ALS2008]

his father must be superman!

except he doesn't have a weakness.. fat maggots, maybe?

[FreakinEugene]

Bear looks at Chuck Norris in order to get a boner

[abvflux]

I'd be scared to meet Bear 'cause he'd prolly eat me or some shit.

[TruAzn100]

saw some on the mountain in Switzerland!

[stoutz]

There's lion about, better drink my own piss.

[TheCinnamonBush]

funny if the mountain goat slipped

[Strassenjunge2]

One day he'll eat the camera man

[TheMoonShard]

@Strassenjunge2 bear: What do we have here? Check it out, it's a fresh cameraman I just caught. It smells like sweat and shaving cream, but it's packed with lots of good protein. As long as you take the guts out, it's good to eat...*bites the cameraman's neck Dracula style*

[droeftoetert]

@Strassenjunge2

he IS the camera man

[jheeter2323]

@droeftoetert No he isn't... you fail

[mario712145]

@droeftoetert no he isn't

[MrEpicTortilla]

@Strassenjunge2

yeah...when he runs out of piss and doo....

[panos11995]

@Strassenjunge2  HAHHAHAHAHA

[Warxoth]

@Strassenjunge2 Then, drink his own piss.

[RubyGazelle]

@Strassenjunge2 your comments made me literally laugh out loud.

[N1L8]

@Strassenjunge2 until then, he needs to survive on his piss

[EsCrystalAirForce]

@Strassenjunge2

I think so... Ha Ha Ha..

[hahanoob107]

Bear Gryls: Hmm this jaw bone is highly nutritious, in this though times its just good to eat raw.

[vids657]

when the planet ends i want to be next to him

[freakinxombie]

@vids657 He'll eat u for protein!! lol

[omuletulnou]

@vids657

he might eat you...

[TheFinalSaint]

HE actually looks like the main guy from Predators...

[Smalldawg17]

60mph? Interesting. Too bad that speed doesn't kick in when I'm blowing my horn and flashing my headlights.

[T3XA5KiD]

awesome

[HuginnG]

comparing chuck norris to Bear is like Comparing mexicans to icelanders

[zacheriajoseph]

@HuginnG You capitalize Bear but not Chuck? You'll be dead soon.

[jlfunvideos]

Thumbs up if you hate adds

[MrCupron]

Wow, the amount of information in his head...

[GaryLeeProduction]

@MrCupron he probably studied the environment before he traveled into it

[dafreakything]

it would suck to be the camera man

[RemixAGogo]

You've got bloody trail'd

[mrmp34]

be funny if bear drew his knife and leaped on top of the goat stabbing it

[Technoman3000]

@mrmp34 But the insect next to the goat has much more protien and calcium!

[paultoohot]

i wonder how come he didnt ate that goat XD

[redodrago]

rare

[SuperThemanguy]

holy crap a mountain lion in the mountains

[GAIUSHENZON]

@SuperThemanguy fail....

[AliCimbomRs]

@alicimbomrs

[davinci1027]

Bear Grylls: "This goat goes to mountains to get away from predators"

GOAT: "YOU'RE THE PREDATOR!"

[Supramna92557]

Bear Grylls should play Nathan Drake in the Uncharted Movie

[MrGratz123xD]

WAIT WAIT WAIT ! HE THIS ACTOR FROM THE MOVIE PREDATORS! ! !OMG I JUST REALISED AFTER 4 VIDEOS ..

[ColdplayKid112]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Bear Grylls can piss his name into concrete. And then survive off of eating the concrete.

[PsychoticPeace]

When you find a dismembered limb and treat it like another day on the job, you KNOW you've seen some shit.

[Mardukischta]

this guy is just fucking insane!!!

[martinchetyu1]

i bet this guy is going to survive 2012!

[sgtCbb]

@martinchetyu1 your right....

[Theboomyfly]

@martinchetyu1 I don't believe in that 2012 crap... :/

[yodog98756]

@Theboomyfly 2012 was proven fake anyway

[WIGGLETASTIC]

@martinchetyu1 the only person who is not going to survive 2012 is chuck norris

[gmtava89]

@martinchetyu1 Well at least he'll have plenty to drink....

[guyhi1234567899]

@martinchetyu1 i bet ill survive it to cuz nothing unordinary is gonna happen. just another year :)

[MrFarraj123]

@martinchetyu1 dude that better be a joke cuz that was only a movie

[SuperUnicornEater]

@martinchetyu1 hes gonna eat 2012

[r4ng3rz25]

Man vs. Wild guy should switch jobs with the Man vs. Food guy.

[XSlipKnotXl]

How's this a survival show? "it's gotta be a lion kill, let's see if we can find these guys" wdf???

[singhcasanova21]

LOL THE AD OF A POLAR BEAR MADE ME THOUGHT BEAR WAS FIGHTING IT

[willis330]

that was not fur from a deer, thats where bigfoot shaves his balls :P

[xBlAcKX0XMaGiCx]

hes an animal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

[rolerpoler87]

2 years ago an elephant came from the snowy mountains and ate 10 people

[gcore18]

@rolerpoler87 lol'd irl

[unis96657]

60 Miles My Butt :D

[unis96657]

Escuse Me, Can You Eat The CameraMan For Me?

[TheEnlistedNun]

Wait didn't he just say goats chilled up in the mountains to avoid predators?

.-.

[Dr4k3fullOn3]

A Mountain got in the moauntains. YOU DONT SAY BEAR GRYLLS?

[FPSOWner]

@Dr4k3fullOn3 lol fail you spelled goat got

[mccclarren]

imagine if this dude turned serial killer

[p3rs0n42]

@mccclarren he'd do a better job than Raoul Moat :P

[mccclarren]

@p3rs0n42 HAHAHAHHA

[EcHoVidz]

THIS NIGGA COULD EAT A ROCK

[donkey2883]

He's like the love child of Steve Irwin and Chuck Norris

[supertechnofreak666]

your CRAZYYY

[tehnoobshowskychi]

GET TO DA CHOOPA!

[candyshit101]

why is he gonna follow the blood trails to the mountain lion? u know what, screw it, he probably might eat the lion or something XD

[ModernWarfareKings]

HE said that if a big cat confronts you dont run as its instinct is to chase... Come one though.... im obviously gonna stand there face to face with a lion and go "Wassup...."

[itschoiboi]

@ModernWarfareKings Nah! You bite off his head!

[Crescentclawe]

"They can run up to sixty miles an hour!" ... And they're dead.

[sirhs6991]

That was a mean looking goat.

[TWiSTeDTeeZy]

Ultimate Pedo Bear!

[GEAllStars]

the camera man needs to be paid more than him

[roflcopterohlol]

Holy shit theres a bloody trial with bones and shit, lets go find out what did it!

[MrKasanama]

kill dem all bro

[go4broke92]

what if when he was tlkng about the goat gettin away from predators a fuckin cougar jumped out and grabbed it

[AurisDJ]

wtf you eat everything in your sight

[legodude88888888]

u neveer find mountain goats in the MOUNTAINS

[RandomIDEASs]

woah i didn't know a stick can run 60mph :[]

[dinotiger9]

@RandomIDEASs lol XD



[21fireballman]

9 months later, "Blood hell, I have HIV!"

[jackydefo]

yeah he was happy until you came lol

[skordijhl]

you never see any major groups of animals. they had to retake alot of scenes.

[ombres89]

minchia!

[ixie122]

if theres a sign of mountain lions. DONT FOLLOW THEM!!!

[melissaveroza]

wait? 60mph? thats means its 96 kmph, thats impossible..that means its faster than a cheetah..

[Gooseman2k2]

i think cheetahs can do 125 km/h or so

[AstralDragoon]

@melissaveroza It's true. Cheetahs can sprint at around 60 mph, but pronghorns can run longer with the same speed.

[hillbilly2684]

so if you just came across a dear carcass that had been recently killed by a mtn lion, you would be a little more careful?

fuck haters

[Survivorguy74800]

I would kill that goat with a big stone if im in a survival situtation.

[rahowr]

He neglected to mention in the last 50 yrs there have only been 100 recorded & confirmed mountain lion attacks across their entire range. From central Mexico to central canada. You have a better chance at winning the lottery.

[fastweirdo]

Dude, thats attacks a year, not to mention the people they've possibly killed that werent identified. Chances are more like getting measles.

[rahowr]

@fastweirdo

Werent identified ??? this is america that doesnt happen. The facts are real. Its very rare.

[TalesFromTheKeyboard]

I'd rather be mauled.

[trentmobill2]

o yea lets just follow the blood and riped off animal fur thats a good idea...

[burberrybedroom]

@trentmobill2

But bear can own chuck Norris so hes not scared xD

[subtenko]

yea bear grylls > Chuck noris

only that that makes chuck noris so great is unproven facts, bear has proof hes a bada** =D

[toix48]

@subtenko lol your right but i think chuck beat bruce lee but yes as you might say bear has chuck by the balls

[repelghosts]

we observed the elusive kinkabooshkas when we were exploring in July/08...just a wonderful sight...have 4 -5 pix...

Gemma

are they rare Deeanne?

[bling1800]

holy crap a mountain goat in the mountains

[LegoBoyLego]

@bling1800 thats a new discorvery lols

[uchihaitachi181]

@bling1800  how lucky is that?

[xiaodit88]

goody lol? quite nice .......

[tommy2ter]

lets follow the bloody trail to the pissed off predator lol

[MrLambine]

@tommy2ter he followed coz for the entertaiment of the show

[xxHardkorex]

@tommy2ter

he has his throwing knife >.>

[tommy2ter]

@xxHardkorex

point taken

[Bao101]

the mountain goat will ram your balls